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"I think I'll go for a walk."

Colleges are always looking for money, and one of the more reliable sources has always been successful alumni. They are usually willing to kick in a few bucks for their old school.

Unless, of course, the school goes ahead and kills off 500 of them.

Comments (7)

Look at the bright side... ... (Below threshold)
Old Soldier:

Look at the bright side... how many people get to read that they are dead? They were listed as "dead", not brain-dead, right?

Didn't I see this in a Mont... (Below threshold)
OC Chuck:

Didn't I see this in a Monty Python movie?

"I'm not dead!"

Yeah, just like New Hampshi... (Below threshold)
Lew Clark:

Yeah, just like New Hampshire to blame Texas. Since few of us Texans ever get to New Hampshire, you couldn't prove by us those people weren't dead.

OC Chuck, I was thinking th... (Below threshold)

OC Chuck, I was thinking the same thing. That "I'm not dead yet!" quote is priceless.

I dunno, guys. When I was i... (Below threshold)

I dunno, guys. When I was in college I had classes where everyone but me and the professor must've been dead.

And in most of the others, the professor was too...

OC, Silver, that's where I ... (Below threshold)

OC, Silver, that's where I got the title. I was hoping it would be subtle enough that not everyone would catch it right away.


I caught that one right awa... (Below threshold)
Jeff B:

I caught that one right away. Love that movie.






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