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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ tapped a rich vein of Maureen Dowd loathing. At 186 entries, it was just about unjudgeable. I know I left many excellent entries on the cutting room floor, but such is my task each and every week - just more so this week...

The assignment this week was to caption this picture (which I was fully aware had some collected quotes at Drudge as well) of New York Times coloumnist Maureen Dowd:

Maureen Dowd at Bar Centrale in Manhattan, with its proprietor, Joe Allen. Photo: Jeff Riedel for The New York Times

Here are the winning entries:

1) ((McGehee) - "Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you're lame."

2) (sentinel) - "Hey apron, who said you could make eye contact?"

3) (Weegie) - "If you want your beer like you want your women - cold and bitter with a weak head, you're a Harpy man. And I'm your Harpy woman."

Honorable Mention

4) (Rodney Dill) - "Would you like to sample the shark, Ms. Dowd?"

"No thanks. Professional courtesy."

5) (Kevin P. Craver) - "Hey, handsome, that $50 will buy you more than TimesSelect, if you know what I mean."

6) (Hoodlumman) - "Eat your hearts out. I don't look a day over 53."

The Full Tin-Foil Jacket Award goes to:

bullwinkle) - "Hey, you got girlfriend New York? Me so horny. Me love you long time. Twenty dollar."

Until next Friday...


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» Right Wing News linked with Daily News For November 8, 2005

Comments (5)

What? Was $20 too high?... (Below threshold)

What? Was $20 too high?

LOL, excellent Cheers refer... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

LOL, excellent Cheers reference McGehee.

Thanks Kevin.

Dutifully adjudicated, Kevi... (Below threshold)

Dutifully adjudicated, Kevin. The Times Select reference gave me a chuckle...

I did try to aim a few of m... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

I did try to aim a few of my later captions for 'dishonorable mention' obviously I did not aim low enough. (or well enough)

Hi, there! Just because I ... (Below threshold)
jim lovell:

Hi, there! Just because I comment on politics and look pretty hot, don't confuse me with that transvestite Ann Coulter!






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