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"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways."
From a joint statement from singer/actress Jessica Simpson and her soon to be forgotten husband Nick Lachey, announcing the worst kept secret in the world - the breakup of their marriage. More Jessica Simpson wisdom is available at WikiQuote.

Comments (6)

What? Jessica and Nick are... (Below threshold)

What? Jessica and Nick are breaking up? Nooooooo! Oh cruel, cruel world that such a thing should happen. Oh, woe is me, woe is me!


That's it folks. Thanksgiv... (Below threshold)

That's it folks. Thanksgiving is cancelled.


Hm. Do you think Jessica ha... (Below threshold)

Hm. Do you think Jessica has a date for Friday yet?

"careful thought and consid... (Below threshold)

"careful thought and consideration"
They should have tried it before they got hitched.

Reading the quotes, she can... (Below threshold)
John S:

Reading the quotes, she can't really be THAT stupid. Does she have a sign on her left breast that says "Remember to Breathe"? At least she was unavailable when that tin foil hat moron Tom Cruise was shopping for his mail order bride.

'After it turned out that m... (Below threshold)

'After it turned out that my husband is a no talent never was...'






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