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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Performers in Santa Claus hats pose during a promotional drive at the Everland, South Korea's largest amusement park, about 50 km (31 miles) south of Seoul, December 21, 2005. The promotional event was aimed at the upcoming Christmas holiday season. REUTERS/Kim Kyung-Hoon

Unlike last week, winners will be announced Sunday evening Monday evening (due to the holiday).

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (77)

Well, my stocking's stuffed... (Below threshold)

Well, my stocking's stuffed now.

What Santa really meant by ... (Below threshold)

What Santa really meant by Ho Ho Ho

What happens at the North P... (Below threshold)

What happens at the North Pole, stays at the North Pole!

Santa is sent off with a ro... (Below threshold)

Santa is sent off with a rousing, although somewhat tacky, farewell as he prepares to cross the 38th Parallel with a bag full of shoe lifts and hair gel.

"I said I wanted a hand job... (Below threshold)

"I said I wanted a hand job," laments a disappointed Santa.

Santa and the Ghosts of Chr... (Below threshold)

Santa and the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present and Christmas Future.

It would appear that Kevin,... (Below threshold)

It would appear that Kevin, J.T., and Paul have been pretty good this year.

Santa was forced to answer ... (Below threshold)

Santa was forced to answer Maureen Dowd's question. Male elves were definitely not necessary.

Picture evidence of the ori... (Below threshold)

Picture evidence of the origin of Santa's infamous holiday greeting: "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

HO! HO! HO!and... (Below threshold)

Santa too.

Guess who Santa is going to... (Below threshold)

Guess who Santa is going to fill with Holiday Cheer?

Naughty, but Nice... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Naughty, but Nice

Santa reconsiders the whole... (Below threshold)

Santa reconsiders the whole naughty thing.

The Reverend Donald Wildmon... (Below threshold)

The Reverend Donald Wildmon lodged an official protest today on behalf of the American Family Association against Santa Inc., stating that the gift-giver went too far this year. "We expect bad boys to get lumps of coal for Christmas...this is an altogether different kind of lump Santa is creating, and it's not appropriate."

The hot Ho in the middle could not be reached for comment.

So, we can't say "Merry Chr... (Below threshold)

So, we can't say "Merry Christmas", but we can have transgender elf's...

On Candy, On Bambi, On Thum... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

On Candy, On Bambi, On Thumper,
On Santa, On Santa, On Santa, ...

Merry Christmas to All<br /... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Merry Christmas to All
Heh! Heh! Heh!

No. No. No.Eight m... (Below threshold)

No. No. No.

Eight maids. Its Eight maids.

Go get me the other five.


Once the Scab replacements ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Once the Scab replacements found their stride, the on strike Elf Toy Workers Local 326 knew they were doomed.

"I demand that Santa pull o... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"I demand that Santa pull out now." -- John Murtha

"I don't care if these clon... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"I don't care if these clones are phony. I'm keepin' 'em."

Now that's the kind ... (Below threshold)

Now that's the kind of cookies people should be leaving for me!

Santa shows off his large s... (Below threshold)

Santa shows off his large sack for some of his elves.

On second thought, fuck the... (Below threshold)

On second thought, fuck the Red Ryder BB Gun.

Santa Bill and three new No... (Below threshold)

Santa Bill and three new North Pole Interns head for the sauna.

Dec 26, 2005 - Santa prepar... (Below threshold)

Dec 26, 2005 - Santa prepares for his last delivery.

Santa jumped into the pool ... (Below threshold)

Santa jumped into the pool with a loud and festive "Tsunami", thus 'killing the mood'.

Ms Claus now knows why Sant... (Below threshold)

Ms Claus now knows why Santa spent so much time with Dancer, Prancer and Vixon...

Please, someone tell Santa ... (Below threshold)
Steve Crickmore:

Please, someone tell Santa that global warming is only a myth?

What Santa rides the oth... (Below threshold)

What Santa rides the other 364 days of the year.

Who says global warming is ... (Below threshold)

Who says global warming is so bad now?

Santa always knows where th... (Below threshold)

Santa always knows where the naughty girls live. Especially the wet ones.

A spokesman for St Nick for... (Below threshold)

A spokesman for St Nick for the Senate decries the personal attacks on his candidate occasioned by innocent pictures of him preparing to give a bath to his "nieces."

Santa and the three wise si... (Below threshold)

Santa and the three wise sistahs!

or..Ho Ho Ho who w... (Below threshold)


Ho Ho Ho who wouldnt gooo

You can keep the milk,but I... (Below threshold)

You can keep the milk,but I'll take the cookies.

Christmas at Hef's place wa... (Below threshold)

Christmas at Hef's place was always a special treat for Santa.

Naughty... naughty... and naughty. You've made my extra 'bad' list this year ladies. Come and get your just desserts.

For North Poles lasting mor... (Below threshold)

For North Poles lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.

Santa ponders the permutati... (Below threshold)

Santa ponders the permutations.

" Because of circumstances ... (Below threshold)

" Because of circumstances beyond our contol Christmas will be postponed for three lays. "

Santa's coming......honest!... (Below threshold)

Santa's coming......honest!!!!

I used to be with PETA, but... (Below threshold)

I used to be with PETA, but I adore Santa's beard too much!

Rodney Dill was a good boy ... (Below threshold)

Rodney Dill was a good boy this year and needs to be treated.

All comments in this thread... (Below threshold)

All comments in this thread are assumed to have, ". . . if you know what I mean" appended.

Kandii Kanes, Sugar Plumms,... (Below threshold)

Kandii Kanes, Sugar Plumms, and Ginger Bread treat Santa to some nice-and-naughty holiday cheer.

I'm gonna show them my "HO!... (Below threshold)

I'm gonna show them my "HO!" face.

When asked, Santa said the ... (Below threshold)

When asked, Santa said the trial separation with Mrs. Claus was going swimmingly.

anouncer:Now appeari... (Below threshold)

Now appearing with Santa in the bath room... gentlemen give it up for Mysti Rain, Bambi Presents and special guest Mrs. Naughty Claus...

After this picture surfaced... (Below threshold)

After this picture surfaced in the divorce setlement case of Mrs. Clause v Santa, she took him to the cleaners, getting the entire north pole, rain deer and whole toy opperation.

Santa eventually relocated to Miami and opened up the Santa's south brass pole club.

"When I said "Ho Ho Ho", th... (Below threshold)

"When I said "Ho Ho Ho", this isn't what I meant....not that I am complaining"

Santa reveals his newest st... (Below threshold)

Santa reveals his newest stocking stuffers for men.

Santa: "Uh Girls, we want t... (Below threshold)

Santa: "Uh Girls, we want to keep the North Korea Army on THAT side of the DMZ."

Santa's six-pack of nogs.</... (Below threshold)

Santa's six-pack of nogs.

In order to receive gifts i... (Below threshold)

In order to receive gifts instead of coal, three naughty girls demonstrated another way to sit on Santa's lap.

"Happy XXX-Mas to all, and ... (Below threshold)

"Happy XXX-Mas to all, and to all a Good-Night!"

"It's good to be the Claus.... (Below threshold)

"It's good to be the Claus."

My brother Bob, now known a... (Below threshold)

My brother Bob, now known as Bobra (front left), got his sex change from Santa for Christmas.

That lucky bastard sees the... (Below threshold)

That lucky bastard sees them when they're sleeping.

(Santa)The elves kne... (Below threshold)
Thomas Hazlewood, Hawaii:

The elves knew their contract forbade strikes. The scabs are doing all that I ask of them, so far, so, I'm happy. Ho, ho ho!.

"Mmmmmm....sugar plum fairi... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Mmmmmm....sugar plum fairies."

"Deck the halls with boughs... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Deck the halls with boughs of Holly, Pam and a Vixen."

Santa refused to get in the... (Below threshold)

Santa refused to get in the water because of his frosty balls...

Vivid Video presents "Fun w... (Below threshold)

Vivid Video presents "Fun with Jane, Jane, and Jane."

And now you know why Santa ... (Below threshold)

And now you know why Santa is always so Jolly.

Christmas comes but once a ... (Below threshold)

Christmas comes but once a year. Santa, on the other hand...

Santa's three main reasons ... (Below threshold)

Santa's three main reasons for keeping a naughty list....

Now performing in Las Vegas... (Below threshold)

Now performing in Las Vegas: Santa and the North Pole Dancers.

Santa: "Sit on my lap? I want these babes to dance on it."

Don't forget to stop in for... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Don't forget to stop in for a Christmas treat at St. Nick's Tavern on 5th and Main. LapLander dances.
Fresh Booze.

Q: "How does Santa get othe... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Q: "How does Santa get other frantic holiday shoppers to pull over so he can pass them in his sleigh?"
A: "Sirens"

Santa trades in Mrs. Claus ... (Below threshold)

Santa trades in Mrs. Claus for three younger models.

"Coming out of shute #69 i... (Below threshold)

"Coming out of shute #69 is Big Red riding Reindear #1; Hang on folks,This is a three ride event! P.B.R. fans eat your hearts out,there's a new show in town, the P.R.R. and I don't mean trains, wait a minute maybe I do! ride em Fat Boy!

Who needs those pesky reind... (Below threshold)

Who needs those pesky reindeer when you have all THIS?!?

1.) Okay, everyone back in ... (Below threshold)

1.) Okay, everyone back in the bag.

2.) So that's what's under the beard and pillow.

There once was a large man ... (Below threshold)

There once was a large man from Seoul,
who was lonely performing his role.
Then groupies were they,
who jumped in the sleigh.
And then all were happy, on Santa’s pole.

Come on wizbang! It's Chris... (Below threshold)

Come on wizbang! It's Christmas weekend. If you are going to run a caption contest on Christmas weekend at least put Santa or something in it, not just three scantily clad girls.

Bill Clinton was good this ... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton was good this year.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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