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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

In all the excitement of last weekends server move I forgot to post the winning entries for the Weekend Caption Contest™. The assignment was to caption the following picture:

Jon Stewart, host of the 78th Academy Awards, left, talks to stage manager Gary Hood on the stage at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles, Thursday, March 2, 2006, during a set visit in advance of Sunday's Oscars. (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (BloDog) - "John Stewart offers a safe haven for Susan Sarandon's boobs."

2) (Stephen Macklin) - "I'm only going to say this once, 'No. Mohammed. Jokes.'"

3) (Timmer) - "No really, where's Kutcher?"

Honorable Mention

4) (Imhotep) - "Jon, don't even think about telling that Aristocrats joke on live TV just to check the tape delay."

5) (obbanner) - "It's a movie about gay lobstermen."

6) (Weegie) - "No, Jon, you cannot give Heath Ledger any tongue action. Just speak the lines and pretend you like women."

The Sopranos Season Debut Is Fast Approaching Award goes to:

(Steve Doherty Jr.) - ""Jon, please, please, please wear the bulletproof vest during the 'Jude Law segment'; Chris Penn just passed away and Sean is as unstable as ever.""

Until next tomorrow morning...


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Comments (2)

I must have made a mistook:... (Below threshold)

I must have made a mistook: It's "BlogDog."

Yeah...I liked that one.</p... (Below threshold)

Yeah...I liked that one.

Note to self: Wait until you think of something that makes your laugh before you post on the Caption Contest.






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