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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A woman reacts in the pool of a hotel during spring break in Cancun, Mexico, Tuesday, March 14, 2006. The sugar-white sand beaches are back after being swept away by Hurricane Wilma five months ago. But there are no stages for wet T-shirt contests, and MTV won't be hosting its spring break beach party. (AP Photo/Gregory Bull)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Spring Break '73-75: the Sh... (Below threshold)

Spring Break '73-75: the Sheehan years

This was the reaction when ... (Below threshold)

This was the reaction when Buffy discovered how many STD's she could get from the jacuzzi water.

First Annual Burkha Burning... (Below threshold)

First Annual Burkha Burning Festival

"Oh, Senator Kennedy, over ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Oh, Senator Kennedy, over here, I'm safe, I'm pre-dunked, just leave your car ther... no.. wait.. AAAGGH!"

4 years of college: $120,00... (Below threshold)

4 years of college: $120,000

Watching your Daughter lose her virginity on MTV: Priceless

Up next on "The Young and t... (Below threshold)

Up next on "The Young and the Boobless" - the hot tub party.

Arrrgghhhhhhhh! Who peed i... (Below threshold)

Arrrgghhhhhhhh! Who peed in my beer?

"See I swallowed it all. NE... (Below threshold)

"See I swallowed it all. NEXT!"

Ummm, no ..... Hillary is o... (Below threshold)

Ummm, no ..... Hillary is on a junket. Why do you ask?

Chelsea Clinton shows the w... (Below threshold)

Chelsea Clinton shows the world which side of the family she got the dominant genes from!

It's beer!!! A whole swimmi... (Below threshold)

It's beer!!! A whole swimming pool full of light beer!!

The one place they never th... (Below threshold)

The one place they never thought to look for Natalee Holloway, the Aruba Hilton swim-up bar.

Peeing in the pool, wha-hoo... (Below threshold)

Peeing in the pool, wha-hooo!

My name is Carla Jean Marti... (Below threshold)

My name is Carla Jean Martin and I just looovvvveee my job here!!!

There once was a young man ... (Below threshold)

There once was a young man from Stowe
Who was taking a break from the snow
But he needed to clear
Two dozen beer
Before he'd give this one a go.

University of Kentucky pseu... (Below threshold)

University of Kentucky pseudo-student Ashley Judd enjoys some "March Madness" of her own at a fraternity watering hole.

"Anything I can do for the cats baby," exclaimed Judd just minutes before losing her top in a wild game of Marco Polo.

Luckily I'm too drunk to kn... (Below threshold)

Luckily I'm too drunk to know how farking awful I look!

"What? This is how we say ... (Below threshold)

"What? This is how we say hello to each other in Key West. We won't have no truck with your mainlander 'handshakes.'"

No matter how hard we plead... (Below threshold)
D. Doré:

No matter how hard we pleaded, no one was able to convince Dee Snider to put his make-up back on!

Gang bangers in Daytona Bea... (Below threshold)

Gang bangers in Daytona Beach.

Waaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (Below threshold)


Nope, sorry. The Beer gogg... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

Nope, sorry. The Beer goggles didn't even work.

FIRST WE'RE GONNA GO TO MIC... (Below threshold)



"Why, when she was born, we... (Below threshold)

"Why, when she was born, we named her Party Girl, Jr. after her beloved mother. Thanks for the shout out on MTV, girl. PG2, right back atcha."

"And mom said I wouldn't am... (Below threshold)

"And mom said I wouldn't amount to anything. Here I am the biggest skank in the pool."

And my Dad, He's paying my ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

And my Dad, He's paying my tuition Also!!

ALLAH AKBARRRRR!!!!... (Below threshold)


I FINALLY GOT SOME BEEEEEEE... (Below threshold)


Winner of the "face of VD" ... (Below threshold)

Winner of the "face of VD" competition.

This beer tastes lik... (Below threshold)

This beer tastes like piss. Get me some Guinness!

Are men necessary? Listen, ... (Below threshold)

Are men necessary? Listen, Maureen, you Dowdy bitch, Men Are Essential. Come to Momma, boys!

I want to be appreciated fo... (Below threshold)

I want to be appreciated for my mind!

C'mon in Bill. And you thou... (Below threshold)

C'mon in Bill. And you thought you had a good time with Monica! But cigars and water don't mix.

Shown here the reaction of ... (Below threshold)

Shown here the reaction of Puddles after she learned of winning the Ugliest Dog in the World competition.

Kiss....me...Im...Irish..</... (Below threshold)


Listen girlie, less beer in... (Below threshold)

Listen girlie, less beer in you, more beer in the guys behind you unless you want to end your spring break as embittered on finding a man as Dowd at a GOP fund raiser.

We just wanted to point out... (Below threshold)

We just wanted to point out to Al Gore that not everyone found the rise in water levels due to global warming to be a negative thing.

There once were twins named... (Below threshold)

There once were twins named Bush
Just like their father, the lush.
Like grandma Babs, they were cracked
They partied, instead of going to Iraq
And like their momma Laura,
Looked better from the back.

Chanting "death to America"... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

Chanting "death to America" and ululating, a demonstrator shows off her new "bikini burkha."

Last time I ever buy a blow... (Below threshold)

Last time I ever buy a blowup doll online.

"Someone paid money for a s... (Below threshold)

"Someone paid money for a study that says college-age women are more likely to drink and screw a lot during Spring Break? Duh!"

In an exclusive interview w... (Below threshold)
Lew Clark:

In an exclusive interview with Vanity Fair, Nancy Pelosi reveals how she comes up with those brilliant political strategies.

FInally, a photo of the les... (Below threshold)

FInally, a photo of the lesser knows Krystal "That's with a K and a Y y'all!" Bush, shown here on her lunch break from The Bearded Clam.

Where is Bill Clinton when ... (Below threshold)

Where is Bill Clinton when you need him.

Pull my tongue!... (Below threshold)

Pull my tongue!

The Pool at the Clinton Lib... (Below threshold)

The Pool at the Clinton Library finally opens and just in time for spring break with Bill all this week on MTV.

As Miss Manners likes to sa... (Below threshold)

As Miss Manners likes to say, always keep that pinky extended.

What smells better... my ar... (Below threshold)

What smells better... my arm pits or my breeeeaaaath?

Responding to criticism tha... (Below threshold)

Responding to criticism that Senator Kennedy's "Spring Break for Aspiring Co-eds" was a boondoggle, MSM intern Tiffani L. says:

"No way, Jose, we work hard before we play hard. Lots of one-on-one interaction with the politicos, plus career building seminars like 'Suppressing Your Gag Reflex.'

See? Not bad, huh?"

"Less Filling.""Tast... (Below threshold)

"Less Filling."
"Tastes great."
One describes her boobs.
The other describes her beer.
Decide for yourself which is which.

[Note: The expression "Less filling, tastes great" comes from TV commercials for beer that appeared in the late 20th Century.]

Hmmmm....this water was thi... (Below threshold)

Hmmmm....this water was thigh-high at noon...and nobody has gotten out to go to the bathroom...

In this August 28, 2005 fil... (Below threshold)

In this August 28, 2005 file photo, Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu is shown leading a "hurricane party" into the heart of New Orleans' French Quarter.

Helen Thomas ... after clon... (Below threshold)

Helen Thomas ... after cloning

"Found the hot water jet!"<... (Below threshold)

"Found the hot water jet!"

Frightening thought: this w... (Below threshold)

Frightening thought: this woman could one day be your boss.

Where did you guys get the ... (Below threshold)

Where did you guys get the picture of my daughter? No, seriously, and where was this taken? I'm not kidding, man, I better be getting some answers soon.

YYYEEEEAAHHH!! I'm a dude!!... (Below threshold)

YYYEEEEAAHHH!! I'm a dude!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Dick Chaney just rock... (Below threshold)

Yeah, Dick Chaney just rocked my world!

Just another reason for the... (Below threshold)

Just another reason for the "Stop Vacuuming in Front of the Television" national holiday.

"Soupy Sales Granddaughter,... (Below threshold)

"Soupy Sales Granddaughter, Chivas Sales, Takes A Break From Her Two Hobbies, Licking Stamps And Watching Karate Kid Movies."

"Tha's my Mom up there! Sh... (Below threshold)

"Tha's my Mom up there! Shake it, girl!!"

"The test came back negativ... (Below threshold)

"The test came back negative! Woo-hoo!!!"

"Hey Mom and Dad! These coo... (Below threshold)

"Hey Mom and Dad! These cool guys say I can be in their video! Your little girl is gonna be A STAR!"

"Not only are we going to N... (Below threshold)

"Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York ... And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeaaaaagggggh!!!"

If you're homely and you kn... (Below threshold)

If you're homely and you know it
Raise your hands!
If you're homely and you know it
Raise your hands!
If you're homely and you know it
Then show all the boys you'll blow it!
If you're homely and you know it
Raise your hands!

William Hung had her dead t... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

William Hung had her dead to rights.

"I am soooooo drunk"... (Below threshold)

"I am soooooo drunk"

"The drunker I get, the bet... (Below threshold)

"The drunker I get, the better I look right? Right?"

In order to score a spring ... (Below threshold)

In order to score a spring break hook-up, I was willing to trade brains and looks for a morally casual attitude towards pre-marital sex. Even so, you have to have some standards.

A spring break 10 is a four... (Below threshold)

A spring break 10 is a four with a six pack of beer, but let me tell you, that had better be some damn good beer.

"Look Mom! No hands!"... (Below threshold)

"Look Mom! No hands!"

Suzie did not make the 2008... (Below threshold)

Suzie did not make the 2008 US Olympic Gymnastics team despite being able to perform a vault and dismount into a pool without spilling her beer.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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