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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

British starlet Jordan (aka Katie Price), at the premiere of Ice Age 2 - The Meltdown

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Comments (92)

Hmmm."That's the b... (Below threshold)


"That's the biggest damn squirrel I ever did see!"

Onlookers are shocked as a ... (Below threshold)

Onlookers are shocked as a giant squirrel dives in to chase the beaver.

With the polar icecaps melt... (Below threshold)

With the polar icecaps melting and raising the sea levels, Doctors have found a new use for the extra saline.

Why, yes... I do... (Below threshold)

Why, yes... I do

Unable to breathe after she... (Below threshold)

Unable to breathe after she arched her back further, the poor squirrel never stood a chance.

Got milk?... (Below threshold)

Got milk?

Sometimes, even a blind squ... (Below threshold)

Sometimes, even a blind squirrel finds his nuts...

Ever since I told her (and ... (Below threshold)
jim b:

Ever since I told her (and her friend) they had a good profile... they continue to walk sideways.

The quality of the animatio... (Below threshold)

The quality of the animation in the movie Ice Age is so good that even the posters register on natures thermometers.

On the heals of the new Ice... (Below threshold)

On the heals of the new Ice Age movie's success, the porn industry quickly released "Vice Age, The Go Down".

So now we know what the squ... (Below threshold)

So now we know what the squirrel does with his nuts.

"Is that a squirrel in your... (Below threshold)

"Is that a squirrel in your bra or are you just glad to see me?"

Unfortunately for Scrat the... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately for Scrat these acorns turned out to be filled with silicone.

Katie Price demonstrates ho... (Below threshold)

Katie Price demonstrates how her newly installed Nike (breast) Pump functions even during the coldest of weather. As an added bonus, the built-in Nipple Perker functions best when the temperature drops below 60 degrees. All hail the new Ice Age!

First came Silicone based b... (Below threshold)

First came Silicone based breast implants, then Saline based breast implants, and now the latest generation of breast implants are the Squirrel based breast implants that are designed for more jiggle and bounce.

I think I'm in the wrong tr... (Below threshold)

I think I'm in the wrong tree . . . wait, maybe I'm not.

Forget the pacifier, I want... (Below threshold)

Forget the pacifier, I want to go back to breast feeding.

If I shrink this photo down... (Below threshold)

If I shrink this photo down, I can use it as a background blockquote image. "

That's what I call a piece ... (Below threshold)

That's what I call a piece of tail.

NBC Dateline sends a woman ... (Below threshold)

NBC Dateline sends a woman with huge fake breasts out in public to see if she gets more attention. Because this was Hollywood, alas, their attempt to generate news failed.

The new federal entitlement... (Below threshold)

The new federal entitlement program was passed 94-6.

Science has finally resolve... (Below threshold)

Science has finally resolved what caused the Meltdown of the last Ice Age. It can now be revealed that man does indeed cause global warming, or more accurately it's hot chicks with huge knockers that cause global warming.

All I can say is screw Osam... (Below threshold)

All I can say is screw Osama bin Laden, THOSE are what make America great! It would be a waste to put those puppies in a burka!

Inhale...Exhale...<b... (Below threshold)


Herb Scheckel, Miss Price's... (Below threshold)

Herb Scheckel, Miss Price's agent, responded to questions regarding his client's qualifications for voice over animation by stating, "Katie has excellent mammary skills."

Mommy, don't be mad. Daddy... (Below threshold)

Mommy, don't be mad. Daddy said they are helium balloons.

All I can think about is co... (Below threshold)
John Kerry:

All I can think about is covering them with ketchup.

Huge Mammalian Protruberenc... (Below threshold)

Huge Mammalian Protruberences

In the event of a water lan... (Below threshold)

In the event of a water landing, you may use the model beneath your seat as a floatation device.

"Under the sea/Under the se... (Below threshold)

"Under the sea/Under the sea/Darling it's better/Down where it's wetter/Take it from me."


With the new makeover and t... (Below threshold)

With the new makeover and the appropriate special interest segments, CBS was sure it could capture the 5 to 12 year old male demographic (as well as their fathers') viewership for the Evening News.

Hey that's my Wife !! Watch... (Below threshold)

Hey that's my Wife !! Watch what you [email protected]

Sorry!!!! I meant to write.... (Below threshold)

Sorry!!!! I meant to write...

With the new makeover and the appropriate special interest segments, CBS was sure Katie Couric could capture the 5 to 12 year old male demographic (as well as their fathers') viewership for the Evening News.

Nuts on me!!!!

Double your pleasure,... (Below threshold)

Double your pleasure,
double your fun....

(Scottish accent)Och... (Below threshold)

(Scottish accent)
Och, Cap'n, she's gonna blow!

Facing crumbling support fo... (Below threshold)

Facing crumbling support for her Senate campaign, Katherine Harris highlights her positive features.

Unless we get this immagrat... (Below threshold)

Unless we get this immagration bill passed our shores will be swamped with illegal squirrel smugglers!

Sorry...it should have been... (Below threshold)

Sorry...it should have been "immigration" not "immagration"...its hard to type with one hand.

Racism at the capitol? Hell... (Below threshold)

Racism at the capitol? Hell, we don't know WHAT her skin color is, but she spent 4 hours being frisked.

What's not to like?T... (Below threshold)

What's not to like?
They got huge...tracks of land!

Squirrel: mmmpppphhh, mppp... (Below threshold)

Squirrel: mmmpppphhh, mppphmm, mmmpphhhbrfff

A sign of progress in the M... (Below threshold)

A sign of progress in the Middle East?

I am fully committed to get behind Jordan and give this effort all I have, every day, for as long as it takes.

"Man Cured Of Erectile Dys... (Below threshold)

"Man Cured Of Erectile Dysfunction After Eating 8x10 Glossy."

"Oh, by the way, they're re... (Below threshold)

"Oh, by the way, they're real, and they're spec-TAC-ular..."

Remember, proper inflation ... (Below threshold)

Remember, proper inflation is a must.

Jordan demonstrates the bre... (Below threshold)

Jordan demonstrates the breast part about women being mammals.

Global Warming? I dont see ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Global Warming? I dont see no stinking Global Warming!

Watch for the sequel: "The ... (Below threshold)

Watch for the sequel: "The Tale of the Ice Chest."

No shrinkage there.... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

No shrinkage there.

the pussy likes milk... (Below threshold)

the pussy likes milk

And the buxom actress said,... (Below threshold)

And the buxom actress said, "I said I wanted to be mammoth and the producers thought I meant I wanted to work on their movie."

Now you know what happens w... (Below threshold)

Now you know what happens when silicon freezes.

I got the hankerin for some... (Below threshold)

I got the hankerin for some double mint gum... boobie flavored that is..

Trixie was very excited tha... (Below threshold)

Trixie was very excited that both the producer ad the director wanted to audition her, separately and alone. What she couldn't figure out was what possible role she could play in an animation film.

One for the moneyTwo... (Below threshold)

One for the money
Two for the show

Scrat the Squirrel goes aft... (Below threshold)

Scrat the Squirrel goes after the two biggest acorns that he had ever seen.

Ice Chest... (Below threshold)

Ice Chest

Scrat the Squirrel found a ... (Below threshold)

Scrat the Squirrel found a new home.
His only neighbor was a beaver living below.

The furry tail sticking out... (Below threshold)

The furry tail sticking out of her bra indicated that Jordan had switched from silicone to squirrel.

Squirrel is Woman's breast ... (Below threshold)

Squirrel is Woman's breast friend.

After raiding the Democrati... (Below threshold)

After raiding the Democratic National Committee headquarters, Capitol Hill police release a mug shot of Nancy Pelosi in drag...

Bill Clinton: "I'll take fo... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton: "I'll take four to go!"

Look, Mom, I have a new set... (Below threshold)

Look, Mom, I have a new set of water wings. What is that damn squirrel doing in there?

Hillary is sure that cosmet... (Below threshold)

Hillary is sure that cosmetic surgery is her ticket to the Whitehouse! With these six packs you do't need brains.

Newest American Inventor... (Below threshold)

Newest American Inventor entry:

The inflate-a-squirrel breast enhancer.

Monty Python fans: "I wave ... (Below threshold)

Monty Python fans: "I wave my private parts in your general direction!"

Which reminds me, I need to stop at the store an buy a gallon of milk!

If Cindy Sheehan looked lik... (Below threshold)

If Cindy Sheehan looked like this ,i,d join the anti-war movement !

What global warming? It ha... (Below threshold)

What global warming? It hasn't melted these glaciers.

Unfortunately for Scrat the... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately for Scrat the Squirrel, the acorns that Joran offered him turned out to be fakes.

Oops, typo in my last post.... (Below threshold)

Oops, typo in my last post.
Here is the corrected version:

Unfortunately for Scrat the Squirrel, the acorns that Jordan offered him turned out to be fakes.

These Mounds will soon Melt... (Below threshold)
Michael Townsie:

These Mounds will soon Melt and it will no longer be "Nippy Out"!

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do<... (Below threshold)


Nice, ice baby.

"I Flipped Melt In The Head... (Below threshold)

"I Flipped Melt In The Head Thrice And He Still Won't Go Down."

"Scientists Monitoring Glob... (Below threshold)

"Scientists Monitoring Global Warming Are Getting Hot!"

"Melt Down?" "I Wondered Wh... (Below threshold)

"Melt Down?" "I Wondered What That Moisture In My Pants Was."

Bite me, Sharon Stone!... (Below threshold)

Bite me, Sharon Stone!

While at the movie theater,... (Below threshold)

While at the movie theater, Scrat the Squirrel decided to see Jordan's double feature.

Jordan to Photographer: "Is... (Below threshold)

Jordan to Photographer: "Is that water on the sidewalk coming from a melting glacier, or are you drooling?"

Yes Mrs. Model, you are mos... (Below threshold)

Yes Mrs. Model, you are most certainly a mammal...

When arranging herse... (Below threshold)
jack rudd:

When arranging herself in the morning, Eve failed to put her bush in the right place.

OK, Now just where did I pu... (Below threshold)

OK, Now just where did I put those Nuts?

Attack of the North Amer... (Below threshold)

Attack of the North American Cleavage Rat

Hollywood (WPI) -- An unidentified actress and several innocent bystanders are hospitalized in stable condition this evening after a rare but ferocious animal was photographed diving into her blouse in search of acorns. Witnesses say the actress panicked and began trying to fight off the creature, and she inadvertantly ruptured both of her breast implants.

"We're just lucky no one was killed," said Los Angeles County firefighter Johnny Gage. "That saline when it's under pressure like that, it can get up to 500 degrees. There are some severe burns but thankfully nothing life-threatening."

"Why yes, it has been a whi... (Below threshold)

"Why yes, it has been a while since my last bikini wax. Why do you ask?"

And you thought French wome... (Below threshold)

And you thought French women's armpit hair was disgusting.

"Another Ian Fleming Epic F... (Below threshold)

"Another Ian Fleming Epic Film >> Fur Finger!"

While the other stars of <i... (Below threshold)

While the other stars of Ice Age 2 wanted to win an Oscar, Scrat the Squirrel settled for getting a booby prize.

Scrat suddenly finds his ra... (Below threshold)

Scrat suddenly finds his rabid desire for nuts quickly waning.

Unfortunately for Scrat, he... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Unfortunately for Scrat, he soon ran into a Sabertooth Pussy.

"I was just standing th... (Below threshold)

"I was just standing there, and this plane just flew in the the first one. I mean, it looked like they were aiming for it. Now it's on fire, billowing smoke...hey, is that another plane?"

/ cold, I know
// kinna look like it's on fire
/// right?
//// right?

The Glypos pull out the big... (Below threshold)

The Glypos pull out the big guns as part of their PR campaign to rename the Ice Age -- the Nippy Era!

"I'm Ray Romano's 'assistan... (Below threshold)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"I'm Ray Romano's 'assistant' and 'chaperone' for the premiere. So all of you dorks who want someone like me, all you have to do is have a
TV show and make millions of yummy dollars."

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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