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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Bush, right, speaks on stage as Mexican singer Graciela Beltran, left, exits after her performance during a ceremony celebrating the Mexican holiday, Cinco de Mayo, in the East Room of the White House, Thursday, May 4, 2006 in Washington. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (105)

Don't be nervous, I did thi... (Below threshold)

Don't be nervous, I did this with Bill all the time.

"...and yes, she gives the ... (Below threshold)

"...and yes, she gives the blow jobs Americans don't want to give."

"Ay, ay, ay ayyyyyI ... (Below threshold)

"Ay, ay, ay ayyyyy
I am the Frito bandito..."

"Is she still there?" "Tony... (Below threshold)

"Is she still there?" "Tony, is she gone??"

President Bush about to get... (Below threshold)

President Bush about to get a little "Passionate Conservatism."

"Feeling a little Mexican?"... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Feeling a little Mexican?"

"Remember the Alamo!"... (Below threshold)

"Remember the Alamo!"

The Puppet and the Puppet M... (Below threshold)

The Puppet and the Puppet Master.

"If you will excuse me, lad... (Below threshold)

"If you will excuse me, ladies and gentlemen - I need to go backstage and poll some of the future electorate"

A Groupie storms the stag... (Below threshold)
Drew Adams:

A Groupie storms the stage as President Bush gives a rousing rendition of the Frank Sinatra Classic " I Did it My Way"

"Ha ha ha ha! If I tickle t... (Below threshold)

"Ha ha ha ha! If I tickle this spot he says whatever I want him to say!"

I feel a stiff, aaaa.... I... (Below threshold)

I feel a stiff, aaaa.... I mean a shift in policy.

"Tickle me Busho"... (Below threshold)

"Tickle me Busho"

The sexual predator meets t... (Below threshold)

The sexual predator meets the textual sedater.

Undocumented aliens perform... (Below threshold)

Undocumented aliens perform essential White House services formerly provided by interns

♫Ay yi yi yi... (Below threshold)

Ay yi yi yi I like Lasagna,
If I had my way I'd Lay Sonia all day...

Manos esquerda est mucho do... (Below threshold)

Manos esquerda est mucho dolor!

La Cucaracha!!!!... (Below threshold)

La Cucaracha!!!!

"Yo Quiero Tacos"... (Below threshold)

"Yo Quiero Tacos"

Well OK, but usually I driv... (Below threshold)

Well OK, but usually I drive.

"I'm always up for a little... (Below threshold)

"I'm always up for a little Tex-Mex if ya know what I mean."

There once was a man of the... (Below threshold)

There once was a man of the day,
Who interrupted his schedule to say:
"When it comes to chicks,
I'm getting more kicks"
and celebrated the fifth of May.

Señorita Graciela was just ... (Below threshold)

Señorita Graciela was just telling me about the time she entertained here at the White House on Cinco de Mayo, 1998. She said, "El presidente ask me 'where you from?' And she said Tijuana. He replies to her, 'I can't right now, but stick around until after señora Heelary leaves'!"

"Did Ya Ever Feel Like Ya H... (Below threshold)

"Did Ya Ever Feel Like Ya Had A Pinata In Your Pants?"

"Pedro offers you his prote... (Below threshold)

"Pedro offers you his protection!"

"I Ain't Gonna Build No Sti... (Below threshold)

"I Ain't Gonna Build No Stinkin' Wall."

Bill Clinton...eat your hea... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton...eat your heart out.

Where's my wallet?... (Below threshold)

Where's my wallet?

With apologies to Mel Brook... (Below threshold)

With apologies to Mel Brooks and the cas of 'Blazing Saddles' ...

"... excuse me while I whip this out"

"I did not have sexual rela... (Below threshold)

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

♫ Laaaaady in reeeeeeeed...... (Below threshold)

♫ Laaaaady in reeeeeeeed.... Is dancing with me...

Asscheek to cheek.... ♫

"...I cried a tear, you wip... (Below threshold)

"...I cried a tear, you wiped it dry...so high that I could almost see eterity, you needed me, you needed me..."

Final adjustments are made ... (Below threshold)

Final adjustments are made on the life-size Piñata filled with sound byte malaprops prior to it being raised over the White House Press Corps. Helen Thomas was unfortunately later trampled in the rush to gather up the prizes on the Press Room floor.

Look behind me and ask your... (Below threshold)

Look behind me and ask yourself: "Am I SURE that I want to close the border?"

Mommmmeeeeeeee!... (Below threshold)


" Illegal ... (Below threshold)

" Illegal Amigos "

Bush recounts for the mostl... (Below threshold)

Bush recounts for the mostly Mexican crowd how he once, on a bet, drank a fifth a mayonnaise while at Yale.

This is what a guest worker... (Below threshold)

This is what a guest worker amnesty program gets Ya down in Crawford!

"The broad mass of the nati... (Below threshold)
viet vet:

"The broad mass of the nation ... will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one." -- Adolf Hitler, in his 1925 book Mein Kampf
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." -- Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels [citation needed]
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." -- Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Göring during the Nuremberg Trials

Does anyone have a Robusto?... (Below threshold)

Does anyone have a Robusto? She thinks my
cigarillo is funny.

"My name is...Jose Jimenez.... (Below threshold)
Patti Downing:

"My name is...Jose Jimenez...and..


Slow down sister, you've go... (Below threshold)

Slow down sister, you've got the wrong President."

Is it just me or does Bush ... (Below threshold)

Is it just me or does Bush look a little...stiff.

Hmmm."Look at me I... (Below threshold)


"Look at me I'm Steven Colbert. I'm a big doody-head with a lame tv show. Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush."

Bush announced in his speec... (Below threshold)

Bush announced in his speech today "now this is one illegal immigrant issue I goint to be on top of"

In the thought balloon: "Th... (Below threshold)

In the thought balloon: "Think of Laura. Laugh, don't cry. ... Cristopher Cross? Cross the border? Borderline? Madonna? Ray of Light? Ray Nagin? Oh my God! It's the greatest conspiracy the world has ever seen! The DaBushie Code!"

"...and just to lay the con... (Below threshold)

"...and just to lay the concerns with Social Security to rest, I want to assure you all that I've always had a special place in my heart for Senora Citizens."

"Gracias Ladies and Gentlem... (Below threshold)
Steve Fox:

"Gracias Ladies and Gentlemen...now if you'll excuse me tonight I must zip down south of the border to meet with Vicente Beav...I mean Fox."

"No, no, no! I said 'reach... (Below threshold)
ken bryant:

"No, no, no! I said 'reach common ground' not 'gimme a reach around'!" Pero, muchas gracias.

Shown here is the much talk... (Below threshold)

Shown here is the much talked about photograph. Not since 'what's that under his jacket at the debate' have liberal and conservative blogs alike been so ablaze with conjecture as to just what, exactly, can be seen behind Bush's back and what, exactly, it is doing there.

I believe my position on Of... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

I believe my position on Off-Shore Drilling is about to change!

"And let me introduce to yo... (Below threshold)

"And let me introduce to you my number one reason for supporting amnesty for illegal aliens."

'Careful Honey' here comes ... (Below threshold)

'Careful Honey' here comes the librarian!

Ooooh! Now sing the Nationa... (Below threshold)

Ooooh! Now sing the National Anthem in Spanish!

Laura, heeeeelllllpppppp!</... (Below threshold)

Laura, heeeeelllllpppppp!

Sure, she's hot, but I can ... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

Sure, she's hot, but I can see her lips moving.

All right, all right, I'll ... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

All right, all right, I'll give all of you amnesty. Now stop punching me in the kidney!

"I swear, I did not have se... (Below threshold)

"I swear, I did not have sex with that woman. And if I did, at least she's not as fugly as Monica..."

YEEEHAH I think i,ll have t... (Below threshold)

YEEEHAH I think i,ll have to brand this one!

These are the kind of 'work... (Below threshold)

These are the kind of 'workers' we need to 'do' the 'jobs' Americans won't 'do'.

"Whoa baby lets do some Amb... (Below threshold)

"Whoa baby lets do some Ambien and get wild and crazy.."

What's in your walle... (Below threshold)

What's in your wallet?

I know it's only 'cinco de ... (Below threshold)

I know it's only 'cinco de Mayo' in the room, but it feels like 'quatro de Julio' in my pantalones, right now!

E-i-e-i-o!And on h... (Below threshold)


And on his farm...

This is how he hits the hig... (Below threshold)

This is how he hits the high notes when he sings the national anthem in Spanish! Raise the flag staff, boys!

Continuing the White House ... (Below threshold)

Continuing the White House shake up, Today President Bush introduced the new First Lady

"Folks, I'm happy to be att... (Below threshold)

"Folks, I'm happy to be attending this Cinco de Mayo luncheon. I wish to point out, however, that Bill Clinton requested the pink taco, not me."

It's good to be the prez...... (Below threshold)

It's good to be the prez...um...Laura's not around, right?

1. "I'm the decider, and I... (Below threshold)

1. "I'm the decider, and I'll decide when I've had too much or done too much."

2. "It ain't cheating if she gropes me."

3. "Hey Patrick, don't leave so soon. The party's just got started"

4. "We're going to party like it's 1969"

5. President Bush sings the national anthem in Spanish with a little encouragment from a friend.

6. "I never had this much fun discussing south of the border relations with Vicente."

7. "She sure puts some spicy picante all over my burrito."

B~i~n~g~o B~i~n~g~o b~i... (Below threshold)

B~i~n~g~o B~i~n~g~o b~i~n~g~o and Gringo is His name O..

"Whoa! I think an illegal a... (Below threshold)

"Whoa! I think an illegal alien just penetrated my 'southern border'"!

Hey Bob, Bob Dole!!! Rememb... (Below threshold)

Hey Bob, Bob Dole!!! Remember I asked you about that Viagra stuff you were sellin' a while back? Well, nevermind......

"I believe my position o... (Below threshold)

"I believe my position on Off-Shore Drilling is about to change!"

Posted by: Vegas Vic at May 5, 2006 11:04 AM

Vegas Vic MUST win this contest. One vote for Vic!

"Yes, I will have her on my... (Below threshold)

"Yes, I will have her on my Cabinet. In fact, I'd like to see in a several positions on my staff."

Typo correction:"Y... (Below threshold)

Typo correction:

"Yes, I will have her on my Cabinet. In fact, I'd like to see her in several positions on my staff."

And, just last week I thoug... (Below threshold)

And, just last week I thought Laura was "Muy Caliente"!

"Now listen, because I am g... (Below threshold)

"Now listen, because I am going to say this once.
I-did-not-have-sexual-relations-with-this-woman, Ms. Lopez.."

"Abu gar...Abu grab...Abu..... (Below threshold)

"Abu gar...Abu grab...Abu...Now what was I talking about, again?"

"Nuke-You-Ler!"... (Below threshold)


Does anyone want to see a m... (Below threshold)

Does anyone want to see a microphone imitate a cigar?

Invasion of the Border S... (Below threshold)

Invasion of the Border Snatchers
Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide?

"Oh man, I'm gettin' those ... (Below threshold)

"Oh man, I'm gettin' those cramps in my right hand again!"

Hey, Graciela, what day is ... (Below threshold)

Hey, Graciela, what day is Cinco de Mayo this year?

I cant help it Ladys and Ge... (Below threshold)
John Kerry:

I cant help it Ladys and Gentlemen! this young Mexican woman recognizes the fact that I have ahh ahh " Gravytoss!"

El corazón en Dios y la man... (Below threshold)

El corazón en Dios y la mano donde puedas.

Fabralicious... Can I leave... (Below threshold)

Fabralicious... Can I leave the building now?

Hey there Georgie Girl!!! I... (Below threshold)
Al Shopton:

Hey there Georgie Girl!!! Is it Boxers? or Briefs?

"You had me at 'hola'.... (Below threshold)

"You had me at 'hola'.

I'll bite ..... tell me abo... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

I'll bite ..... tell me about the Spanish Fly.

Now, THAT'S what I call an ... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Now, THAT'S what I call an illegal border crossing.

"Whoa .... wait just a minu... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

"Whoa .... wait just a minute here .... I've heard of the Mexican hat dance but never the Mexican Bush dance."

"I love Cinco de Mayo; the ... (Below threshold)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"I love Cinco de Mayo; the corned beef, cabbage and beer. But, before that, Graciela and I want to say, 'Gracias, St. Pedro; thank you for leading those cockroaches out of Mexico and allowing us to celebrate, today.'"

"Immigration Policy???... (Below threshold)

"Immigration Policy???

Let me show you a thing or two about 'immigration policy' darling!"

Lady in Red: "I feel crazy!... (Below threshold)

Lady in Red: "I feel crazy!"

President Bush: "Reach a little lower and you'll feel nuts!"

"Though Bush thought he cou... (Below threshold)

"Though Bush thought he could sing, Paula Abdul actually had to escort him off the American Idol stage."

"It depends on what the mea... (Below threshold)

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'es' es."

"I think we got another Mex... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

"I think we got another Mexican trying to sneak in the back door....If you know what I mean"!

Hey mayo chic! My scrotus m... (Below threshold)

Hey mayo chic! My scrotus merandis is off limits!

Wheres Mister French when Y... (Below threshold)

Wheres Mister French when You need Him ?

Yes siree, this Republican ... (Below threshold)

Yes siree, this Republican loves Red States, Red Ties, and definitely Red Dresses.

"Yea, I kinda would like to... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Yea, I kinda would like to see the Miranda Act."

GWB: "We are doing 'Reality... (Below threshold)

GWB: "We are doing 'Reality Broadway Comes to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, W_est Side Story."

GWB: "We are doing 'Reality... (Below threshold)

GWB: "We are doing 'Reality Broadway Comes to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, W_est Side Story."

Dubya: And just to keep thi... (Below threshold)

Dubya: And just to keep things in perspective,
we have a special request from Senator Tancredo...

Graciela: "I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!"

Tancredo (offstage): A wall...what we need is a very long, tall wall.

Update: <a... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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