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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit; an ace if you will... While there were reference to Blazing Saddles, I was surprised to notice that there was no Bachelor Party reference (Q: Is that the foot-long? A: And then some.).

Anyway if you're looking for some good old fashion genitalia humor go peruse all of the entries. To explain why I found fustian's winning entry so funny you'll have to follow the link I added to illustrate his point.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Tennis star Maria Sharapova at a press conference for the Sony Ericsson Championship

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) - "It's a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Mauresmo..."

2) (jim) - "Uh, sir ... down in front."

3) (Rodney Dill) - "Yes the head is bigger, with an improved grip, and excellent recoil... uh we're still talking about rackets, right?"

Honorable Mention

4) (Spike) - "What I said Ma'am, was, "do you hold two balls when you serve?"

5) (MunDane) - "It's where I hang the towel, ma'am."

6) (Jeff Blogworthy ) - "Sometimes I'm sooo grateful for the collapse of communism."

Honorable Mention for gently mocking Caption Contest participants who had identification problems this week, using a previous edition of the contest, goes to:

(Jim in Harrisburg) - "No sir, I don't know why some people think Jenny McCarthy looks like Madonna either."

Until next Friday...

Comments (3)

Thanks Kev, My youngest dau... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kev, My youngest daughter is on the high school tennis team, so I end up watching a lot of mens and womens tennis. I didn't even have to follow the mauresmo link to know what I was gonna see.

A bridesmaid once again.</p... (Below threshold)

A bridesmaid once again.

WOOHOO!! HONORABLE MENTION!... (Below threshold)
Jim in Harrisburg:







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