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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, generating many mouthwatering entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Chef Jeff Zellner of Denny's Beer Barrell hoists one of the establishment's record-breaking burgers in the kitchen in Clearfield, Pennsylvania, in May 2005. European lawmakers adopted new laws on food labels aimed at fighting obesity by ensuring that consumers are warned about high levels of sugar, fat and salt in products.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Jeff Swensen)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (tarheelcon) - "Be still my beating heart..."

2) (JimK) - "Well, we used to call it the Al Roker. Then we switched it to the Star Jones, but she got skinny too. For awhile it was the Janet Jackson, but you know how that turned out. We're thinking of going back to the original name: The Nicole Ritchie. She wasn't always anorexic you know."

3) (Adjustah) - "Wedding souvenir from the Arnold/Barr wedding '90..."

Honorable Mention

4) (Teflon) - "Salome asked for his head, and thus was Mayor McCheese martyred."

5) (No One of Consequence) - "Galahad Peller, great-grandson of Clara Peller, brings an end to her long quest."

6) (Mike) - "Morgan Spurlock is a pussy!"

And some of the best of the celebrity themed entries:

(Peter F.) - "When President Clinton dreams."
(Rachel Edith) - "In Pennsylvania today, they finally found Jimmy Hoffa."
(Pamela Anderson) - "Introducing my new hamburger, 'The Tommy Lee.'"
(McCain) - "Michael Moore is sued for $85 million dollars, plus his lunch."

Until next Friday...

Comments (5)

Teflon wuz robbed. <p... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Teflon wuz robbed.


I have to agree re Teflon.<... (Below threshold)

I have to agree re Teflon.

Thanks (re: Frist). Apparen... (Below threshold)

Thanks (re: Frist). Apparently comments on both entries are forced here.

Here's a late addition...</... (Below threshold)
The Listkeeper:

Here's a late addition...

"You shoulda seen it BEFORE we started following the FDA portion size guidelines!"

Wow. I won. Do I get anyth... (Below threshold)

Wow. I won. Do I get anything or is this one of those "Satisfaction of knowing etc, etc." deals?






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