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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Visit to the pack : A hostess sporting high heels walks past the riders from US Discovery Channel team before the start of the 225 km fifth stage of the 93rd Tour de France cycling race from Beauvais to Caen. (AFP/Franck Fife)

Winners will be announced Sunday.


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Comments (85)

Drug tests are one thing, b... (Below threshold)

Drug tests are one thing, but short-arm inspections?

She couldn't resist showing... (Below threshold)

She couldn't resist showing the whole team her World Cups.

Just Do It.... (Below threshold)

Just Do It.

Cough please....... (Below threshold)

Cough please....

Nike unveils their new foot... (Below threshold)

Nike unveils their new footwear line for women at the World Cup with the Just Do Me pump.

Hey, you with the adam's ap... (Below threshold)

Hey, you with the adam's apple and five o'clock shadow...come with me!

One legged woman judge chec... (Below threshold)
weird peter:

One legged woman judge checks team Nike for soccer balls

Honey, before you go on you... (Below threshold)

Honey, before you go on your little bike ride, would you PLEASE take out the garbage?

One of us, is not like the ... (Below threshold)

One of us, is not like the others...
One of us just isn't the same...

"No, no no no no no no Yes,... (Below threshold)

"No, no no no no no no Yes, no no no no no no no Yes, no no Yes, no no no no no no no no no no..."

France forces American ride... (Below threshold)

France forces American riders to wear ladies pumps in last ditch effort to try and win the Tour.

Yes...no, no, no, no, no, n... (Below threshold)

Yes...no, no, no, no, no, no
Yes...no, no, no, no, no, no
Yes...no, no
Yes...no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no....

Lance Armstrong: "I'm comin... (Below threshold)

Lance Armstrong: "I'm coming out of retirement boys and I'll still kick your asses even wearing these pumps."

Nuts. John beat me to it. :... (Below threshold)

Nuts. John beat me to it. :O)

"I love quicktime harch"</p... (Below threshold)
B. Cook:

"I love quicktime harch"

"The traditional crank s... (Below threshold)

"The traditional crank shaft inspection went off without a hitch this morning to mark the start of the Tour de France..."

Lee, finally in a face-to-f... (Below threshold)

Lee, finally in a face-to-face meeting with Wizbang commentors, is asked to explain his attire. Predictably, he responds "It's Bush's fault!!!"

FIFA's official ball inspec... (Below threshold)

FIFA's official ball inspector at work during the World Cup

A lipstick lesbian stumbles... (Below threshold)

A lipstick lesbian stumbles into the Billie Jean King memorial locker room.

The "race to replace" takes... (Below threshold)

The "race to replace" takes a strange twist as Bruyneel unveils his latest motivational tactic to elicit maximum performance from his riders.

In an effort inspired by gr... (Below threshold)
Jack in TX:

In an effort inspired by greyhounds, the Tour officials attempt to motivate the racers by "Showing the Rabbit".

"Cough!"... (Below threshold)


The Coach wears Prada...???... (Below threshold)

The Coach wears Prada...???

"You put your left foot in,... (Below threshold)

"You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about..."

No, I need a URINE sample t... (Below threshold)

No, I need a URINE sample to screen for steriods!

The shaved leg inspector ar... (Below threshold)

The shaved leg inspector arrives at the Tour de France.

The final match in the Worl... (Below threshold)

The final match in the World Cup will now be played with blue balls.

NEXT!... (Below threshold)


"Good morning gentlemen, an... (Below threshold)

"Good morning gentlemen, and welcome to the Tour De France. Today, you will not be riding your bikes."

Cleats? But you said spike... (Below threshold)

Cleats? But you said spikes!

Sadly, RuPaul was cut from ... (Below threshold)

Sadly, RuPaul was cut from the U.S. soccer team.

"Victoria Beckam, sick of f... (Below threshold)

"Victoria Beckam, sick of footie losses, interviews potential replacements for her loser husband."

Aaayyyyy! The Man... (Below threshold)


The Manolo says the Touring of France is most super fantastic, but the shoes of the peloton have the style more suitable for the herding of the goats.

Much better is the cycling shoe of the Kate Spade with the heal mounted cleat.

To the Manolo's great chagr... (Below threshold)

To the Manolo's great chagrin, "heel-mounted."

"Gentlemen, Start Your Pros... (Below threshold)

"Gentlemen, Start Your Prostates."

What a coincidence, I've re... (Below threshold)
Dirk Diggler:

What a coincidence, I've recently separated from a famous pop star as well.

Left-wing female activists ... (Below threshold)

Left-wing female activists vs. right-wing female activists.Viva La Difference!

You will address me as Mist... (Below threshold)

You will address me as Mistress Coulter! Is that clear?

All together: Yes Mistress Coulter.

"Just do it" indeed.... (Below threshold)

"Just do it" indeed.

"I want to know who can gri... (Below threshold)

"I want to know who can grind in the big ring for five hours and then finish in a sprint!"

You know Bill isn't like us... (Below threshold)

You know Bill isn't like us some how. He doesn't wear the same shoes, the same socks, he won't stand in a row like us. And have you noticed he never joins us in the shower after a match. I'm not sure what it is, but there is someting different about Bill.

As a test of your progressi... (Below threshold)

As a test of your progressive, politically correct, diversity talents, can you spot the femme lesbian among this group of butch lesbians?

That is just so racist to m... (Below threshold)

That is just so racist to make one guy were black socks.

One of the unhearalded perk... (Below threshold)

One of the unhearalded perks of being a female executive at Nike was getting to inspect teams for uniform compliance.

Oui. I am your water girl f... (Below threshold)

Oui. I am your water girl for this leg of the race. Is there any other form of relief I can give you?

Bend over like Beckham... (Below threshold)

Bend over like Beckham

The Hildabeast haraguing th... (Below threshold)

The Hildabeast haraguing the troops before they ship out to kick the Gargoyle's ass.

Out of all those men, only ... (Below threshold)

Out of all those men, only one could make contact from that distance.

All right, listen up Wizban... (Below threshold)

All right, listen up Wizbangers. You've been good - you've been very good - and you've been respectful; I like that. But it has come to my attention that Kevin is increasingly becoming a problem. That's too bad, because now he is going to have to be punished. The punishment I will mete out is this: 10 lashes each for the two caption contests that Kevin has failed to judge thus far, plus 1 lash for each day that Kevin is late in judging the caption contests hereafter. Since there are now three caption contests on the table, at this time that will be 3 lashes for each day after Sunday. You poor dears. Yes, you have been mistreated, but we'll make him pay. There, there now - you may carry on.

Nike shows off its latest i... (Below threshold)

Nike shows off its latest in the line of "air ho's"

No flip-flops. Must all be ... (Below threshold)

No flip-flops. Must all be Republicans.

Sheryl Crow explores new ho... (Below threshold)

Sheryl Crow explores new horizons.

Pandemonium erupts at the T... (Below threshold)

Pandemonium erupts at the Tour de France when Dick Morris goes berserk at the sight of a hostesses feet.

At least it's much easier o... (Below threshold)
Big Mo:

At least it's much easier on the eyes and stomach than Danny Glover frenching that skull last week.)

Jeff Blogworthy:LM... (Below threshold)

Jeff Blogworthy:

LMAO over the Dick Morris comment!

Why does the guy with black... (Below threshold)

Why does the guy with black socks have three legs?

Five studs and one Filly</p... (Below threshold)

Five studs and one Filly

That's not what we meant by... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

That's not what we meant by spiked heels.

Heather Mills-McCartney, af... (Below threshold)

Heather Mills-McCartney, after receiving a large divorce settlement from Sir Paul, goes on a shopping spree for a new Nike X-Training Sport Leg.

The one legged French prost... (Below threshold)

The one legged French prostitute identified as "Emanuel", has become oddly popular with Tour de France participants.

To better its current uncoo... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

To better its current uncooperative image, the Major League Baseball Players Association quickly and unanimously adopts the Tour de France's new performance enhacing drug test.

"Schwing!...I mean, Schwinn... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Schwing!...I mean, Schwinn. My bike's Schwinn."

"Is that a Cannondale betwe... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Is that a Cannondale between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?"

Rachel Phelps: Any ideas?<b... (Below threshold)

Rachel Phelps: Any ideas?
Charlie Donovan: On how we can get worse?
Rachel Phelps: Mmmmmm...
Charlie Donovan: How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a $30,000 bonus to the guy voted Least Valuable Player.
Rachel Phelps: Maybe the problem is... we're coddling these guys too much. Yeah! Everybody put on two different colored and sized shoes and unmatched socks! Everybody!

Woman: "You know, the great... (Below threshold)

Woman: "You know, the great thing about bike shorts is 'truth in advertising', if you know what I mean."

The Drill Instructor has is... (Below threshold)

The Drill Instructor has issued the order for the recruits to stand at erection.

"Now, with my leg on your s... (Below threshold)

"Now, with my leg on your shoulder, drag me backwards and we'll have "So You Think You Can Dance" nailed."

"And zees one needz un sock... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"And zees one needz un sock!"

You guys are too funny - I'... (Below threshold)

You guys are too funny - I'll never win, but here goes...

"...been goin' around corners, Meat?"

"Guys, I dated the man for ... (Below threshold)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"Guys, I dated the man for years. If you think
you're gonna get Lance to "switch hit,"
think again. My name's Cheryl and if you think
my voice is great, you should see what I can do with these feet. They'll always keep Mr. Armstrong
on the STRAIGHT and narrow; well "narrow" may not be the right word...."

Turn your head and cough. I... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

Turn your head and cough. Ill need to see you after class today.

Thank you Miss Laturno........ (Below threshold)

Thank you Miss Laturno...............
We're on for friday, right? ( Repeat )

"Where The Hell Is Rodney D... (Below threshold)

"Where The Hell Is Rodney Dill?"

"The last time I did this w... (Below threshold)

"The last time I did this was for a LaCrosse team in South Carolina."

I forgot that "Sheryl Crowe... (Below threshold)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

I forgot that "Sheryl Crowe" obnoxiously
spells her first name with an 'S' instead of
the normal 'C.' Forgive me gang, and, please
substitute an 'S' for the abovewritten
BUT SHE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Honey, for both of our sak... (Below threshold)
Steve Doherty Jr.:

"Honey, for both of our sakes, I'm glad Lance
is history. As a matter of fact, screw this race!
Let's go to my room and have some fun with
your "Crowe's Feet!"

The new French Soccer team ... (Below threshold)

The new French Soccer team member did not run that fast, but had excellent ball handling skills.

1) And suddenly a few rider... (Below threshold)

1) And suddenly a few riders forgot all about riding their bike.

2) When asked why the mystery lady was so attracted to bikers, she said, "They have lots of endurance, and they know how to ride!"

Dennis Rodman takes up cycl... (Below threshold)

Dennis Rodman takes up cycling.

Ned was the only one that e... (Below threshold)

Ned was the only one that ever fell asleep on team bus trips.

The penalty for losing the World Cup for your team carried more than just the stigma of failure.

"Yes Mauresmo, your's is bigger."

"No Zizou! We do not headbu... (Below threshold)

"No Zizou! We do not headbutt the women, eh?"

"Hand! Not gland! Shake my ... (Below threshold)

"Hand! Not gland! Shake my HAND!"

The Duke Blue Devil soccer ... (Below threshold)

The Duke Blue Devil soccer team gets slapped around by Cynthia McKinney.

Duke Lacrosse Team Photo 20... (Below threshold)

Duke Lacrosse Team Photo 2006.

At the 17'th stage a new hi... (Below threshold)
Henrik Carlsen:

At the 17'th stage a new high-Testosteron test unintendedly got invented.






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