« White House Hosts American Idol Finalists | Main | No honest broker »

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, right, gathers with Cindy Sheehan Tuesday, July 18, 2006, at her campaign headquarters in DeKalb, Ga. (AP Photo/W.A. Harewood)

Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last weeks winners.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™:

» The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read linked with Caption This One (060728)

» BravoZulu.bm "Well Done." linked with BZ Weekend Caption Contest™: Urgent Call Edition

» The Bullwinkle Blog linked with Hokey Smokes! Caption Contest: Week 8

Comments (116)

Cindy: "Think I'll ever get... (Below threshold)

Cindy: "Think I'll ever get to talk to Bush?"
Cynthia: "Search me."

"Oooh, look at that hottie ... (Below threshold)

"Oooh, look at that hottie Hugo Chavez!"

Cyndi what's say we get the... (Below threshold)

Cyndi what's say we get the chocolate eclairs and wash em' down with a couple of black and tans!

My Precciouusssss!... (Below threshold)

My Precciouusssss!

Cyndi: "Geeze Cyn I thought... (Below threshold)

Cyndi: "Geeze Cyn I thought we had big butts, but Hillary has us both beat!"

Picture cation: "Puss n Boo... (Below threshold)

Picture cation: "Puss n Boots!"

See, thats when I bitch sla... (Below threshold)

See, thats when I bitch slapped that whitey cop ...

There is a difference betwe... (Below threshold)

There is a difference between ignorant and indignant, but neither is that pleasant to deal with

That John Kerry feller has ... (Below threshold)

That John Kerry feller has the most gorgeous, long face, but what is that hanging from his nose?

Cindy: Are you ready to pas... (Below threshold)

Cindy: Are you ready to pass the hunger strike back to me now?

Cynthia: Yeah. I'll go eat lunch, then you can pass it back again so you can eat.

Cindy: Hunger-striking is fun!

Cynthia: Don't worry - if t... (Below threshold)

Cynthia: Don't worry - if that "Peace Mom" thing doesn't work I can always play the race card.

Cindy: "How 'bout we head t... (Below threshold)

Cindy: "How 'bout we head to Jamba Juice?"
Cynthia: "Oh-tay!"

Cynthia McKinney and Cindy ... (Below threshold)

Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan busy themselves as judges for the CNN sponsored "Miss Butt Ugly" pageant.

As the flasher opens his tr... (Below threshold)

As the flasher opens his trench coat:

Cynthia: "You know who I am?" "Uh-huh, that's right" Now dance or I'll smack yo ass"

Cindy: Wow, I almost forgot what a man thingy looked like.

Living examples of Rush's <... (Below threshold)

Living examples of Rush's Undeniable Truth of Life® no. 24.

What's black and white and ... (Below threshold)

What's black and white and dreaded all over.

The 'Cindinistas', communis... (Below threshold)

The 'Cindinistas', communist enemies of decency and democracy.

Cynthia: You know Cindy, if... (Below threshold)

Cynthia: You know Cindy, if you took your shirt off you would look exactly like that Hillary bust. Do all you people look alike?

Dumb and dumber.Wh... (Below threshold)

Dumb and dumber.

When you positively absolutely have to have an idiotarian, accept no substitutes.

Alex: I'll take raving moonbats for $600...

add to last post above:... (Below threshold)

add to last post above:

Cindy: Whadaya mean "you people"?

Two examples of "too ugly" ... (Below threshold)

Two examples of "too ugly" for Ted Dansen to date.

"Hey Buckwheat, smile real ... (Below threshold)

"Hey Buckwheat, smile real big for the camera"

"O-tay, Alfalfa."

And the Moonbat of the year... (Below threshold)

And the Moonbat of the year award goes to....

Cynthia: "Hey, Cindy, I'm l... (Below threshold)

Cynthia: "Hey, Cindy, I'm lovin' this new "fast" food protest I'm sharin' with ya. That Happy Meal's lookin' like a good choice, don't ya think?"

Mixed Nuts... (Below threshold)

Mixed Nuts

Yellow brick road journeywo... (Below threshold)

Yellow brick road journeywomen, Cindy and Cynthia, ask the Wizard to bestow upon them some courage and a brain. Asked if she expected the gifts, Ms. McKinney replied, "It's a done deal. That Wizard will grant us these deserving gifts or I'll slap a discrimination suit on his bald white noggin'. Cindy needs the courage to go up against that pearly white house in Washington and I needs the brain to do the verbal combat on behalf of my constituents. Got it? Good. Now shove off, your close proximity is taking the spring out of my jerry curl."

Who has worse hair... Trent... (Below threshold)

Who has worse hair... Trent Lott (left) or Al Franken (right)?

^clearly I meant Al Sharpto... (Below threshold)

^clearly I meant Al Sharpton... not Al Franken

Ebony and Ivory. Together ... (Below threshold)

Ebony and Ivory. Together in moonbat harmony.

Hee hee hee Cindee, weez go... (Below threshold)

Hee hee hee Cindee, weez got em. We gets that land, we gets married in Massakerredy, and I give you a replacement son.

"Sherman's March" through G... (Below threshold)

"Sherman's March" through Georgia , gets bumped to second place on the list of Georgian disasters by "The Short Bus Experess Tour"

Sometimes I feel like a nut... (Below threshold)

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

Sometimes I are one.

Toby and Gregg... (Below threshold)

Toby and Gregg

Eanie meanie minie moe! cat... (Below threshold)

Eanie meanie minie moe! catch a ______? by the toe.

"Ride Captain Ride -- upon ... (Below threshold)

"Ride Captain Ride -- upon My mystery ship."

Ebony and Ivory live togeth... (Below threshold)

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect moonbatery

Sorry eric, I just saw your... (Below threshold)

Sorry eric, I just saw yours. Curse you and your little song lyrics too.

Lawzy, we got to have a doc... (Below threshold)

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

That's okay, Dean will be here later.

By the time Captain Kirk an... (Below threshold)

By the time Captain Kirk and the Enterprise returned them to their world, it was utterly destroyed.

When the polls say your dow... (Below threshold)

When the polls say your down 46 to 21, get a bigger shovel and dig deeper.

So THAT'S our 15 minutes of... (Below threshold)

So THAT'S our 15 minutes of fame?! It's beautiful!

Do you think it'll come back?

"Bukwheat just adores He... (Below threshold)

"Bukwheat just adores Her Mammy!"

During their adult years, S... (Below threshold)

During their adult years, Spanky and Buckwheat were reduced to performing at supermarket and mall openings and the occasional Rotarian convention.
Spanky's failed sex change operation didn't help.

The ugly ones thought bubbl... (Below threshold)

The ugly ones thought bubble: wow! so this is what its like to be famous? I wonder how much Hef would give Me for a centerfold spreadeagle snatchshot!

"Ooooh, you're right Cyn... (Below threshold)

"Ooooh, you're right Cyndi, that object IS bright and shiney!"

Li'l Rascals.... (Below threshold)

Li'l Rascals.

DUMB & DUMBER-ER... (Below threshold)


I agree Cindy, we should de... (Below threshold)

I agree Cindy, we should definitely tuck a buck in his g-string.

Cindy: People-power is such... (Below threshold)

Cindy: People-power is such sweet nectar... uh, sorry, and you were saying?

McKinney: Fist of furies bitch! Dat's the only language dem fascists crackah unna'stands!!!

Pugilism for Peace... (Below threshold)

Pugilism for Peace

CS: "I just love coming to ... (Below threshold)

CS: "I just love coming to these Hezbollah fundraisers! Let's go play at the 'Saw the head off a GI' interactive exhibit!"

CM: "I love these things, too. Let's go watch the IMAX 'Blowing up a Jewish schoolbus' video!"

Send in the clowns. ... (Below threshold)

Send in the clowns.
No, wait, they are already here.

Ebony...and Ivory... (Below threshold)

Ebony...and Ivory
Two together
In harmony...

Well THIS shoots tha... (Below threshold)

Well THIS shoots that "Intelligent Design" theory all to hell!

The devil went down to Geor... (Below threshold)

The devil went down to Georgia?

That's the night that th... (Below threshold)

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia...

(Sorry...for some reason this pic pulls a bunch of lyrics into my mind)

The blond leading the stupi... (Below threshold)

The blond leading the stupid.

Florida has destructive hur... (Below threshold)

Florida has destructive hurricanes.
Louisiana has massive flooding.
California has raging brush fires.
Georgia...had fourth choice.

Ebony and ivory live togeth... (Below threshold)

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect insanity...

Fetch me a smoothie, Renfre... (Below threshold)

Fetch me a smoothie, Renfrew, and I shall reward you with a spider ghoulash.


"Cindy, you unce, tice, fee... (Below threshold)

"Cindy, you unce, tice, fee tines a mady!"

"Excuse me, we smell ... (Below threshold)

"Excuse me, we smell like what?"

Hee hee hee...that's funny.... (Below threshold)

Hee hee hee...that's funny....the funny man said "Bushitler"....

Wanna dance?

So, Cindy, you're really go... (Below threshold)

So, Cindy, you're really gonna build a giant 50 foot plastic middle finger on your 5 acres in Crawford?

By the way, you got an opening for an experienced, er, available Congressman for your district?


The long-awaited sequel to ... (Below threshold)

The long-awaited sequel to Dumb and Dumber: Douchebag and Dipshit

Stymied. Buckwheat.... (Below threshold)

Stymied. Buckwheat.

Ladies and gentlemen, I pre... (Below threshold)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the winners of our Alphalfa and Buckwheat look alike contest.

Hmmmm."Two anonymo... (Below threshold)


"Two anonymous volunteers for this year's Democratic Convention Bukakke Extravaganza!"

An out of work Cindy Sheeha... (Below threshold)

An out of work Cindy Sheehan is hired as a maid for Cynthia McKinney.

wondermoonbat powers activa... (Below threshold)

wondermoonbat powers activate:
form of - the demise of the democrat party
shape of - former congresswoman again

Cynthia: "So you got invite... (Below threshold)

Cynthia: "So you got invited to Al Sharpton's shindig, I'm a Congresswoman, can you get me invited?"
Cindy: "Sure, but I'll need to see some ID."

How would Buckwheat and Alf... (Below threshold)

How would Buckwheat and Alfalfa get out of THIS one?

"Hey, Cindy, there's that L... (Below threshold)
Red Fog:

"Hey, Cindy, there's that Lee guy who wanted to nuke Islam to get Osama. Haa, haa, ha, ha. What an idiot."

For the first time in her l... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

For the first time in her life, Barbara Boxer was only the third-dumbest person in the room

Cyn: That was fun! Should ... (Below threshold)

Cyn: That was fun! Should I slug him again?
Cin: A little lower this time!
Cyn: Isn't it great to be able to smack people around when they don't dare fight back!

So?...... So! Birdbrain flu... (Below threshold)

So?...... So! Birdbrain flu does spread from species to species?

Cindy: See that guy up ther... (Below threshold)

Cindy: See that guy up there?

Cynthia: Yeah...

Cindy: That's who I had that guy posing as a Katrina victim buy the property in Crawford from.

Cynthia: No way!

Cindy: Yeah, let's watch while he finds out that I'm the one who really bought it.

Cynthia: OK!!!

pssssssss yo whitebread? go... (Below threshold)

pssssssss yo whitebread? got any o that gumshoe tabacca?

Aunt Jemima meets Uncle Ben... (Below threshold)

Aunt Jemima meets Uncle Ben!

The Democratic Party's "big... (Below threshold)

The Democratic Party's "biggest" Cins/Cyns.

Buckwheat is still alive? A... (Below threshold)

Buckwheat is still alive? And a friend of Chris Matthews? The things you learn on teh internets...

Peggy Lipton and Clarence W... (Below threshold)

Peggy Lipton and Clarence Williams III return as...2/3's of....The Mod Squad!

Michael Cole issued the following statement through his publicist: "My work with Peggy and Clarence remains one of the highlights of my career but my intermitent appearances on General Hospital -- yesssss, General Hospital, that's the ticket -- prevent me from assuming any new projects at this time."

Gods gift to the Republican... (Below threshold)
USMC Pilot:

Gods gift to the Republican party.

Ok. I'll let you borrow my ... (Below threshold)

Ok. I'll let you borrow my cell phone if you promise to shut up and leave me alone.

Hmmm... I don't think Dr. A... (Below threshold)

Hmmm... I don't think Dr. Atkins had these two in mind when he developed the "fat" fast.

Hmmm... I don't think these... (Below threshold)

Hmmm... I don't think these two had Dr. Atkins in mind when they started their "fat" fast.

These two give a whole new ... (Below threshold)

These two give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Ugly American".

With appologies to Jake & E... (Below threshold)

With appologies to Jake & Elwood Blues:

Cindy: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Cindy: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Cynthia: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.
Cindy: Doesn't anybody know the meaning of fast food anymore?

When looking at these two, ... (Below threshold)
Rudy and Condi 2008:

When looking at these two, burka's don't seem so bad!

Howard Dean explains his 50... (Below threshold)

Howard Dean explains his 50-state strategy to the last two adoring members of the Dean Fan Club (DFC).

When looking at these tw... (Below threshold)

When looking at these two, burka's don't seem so bad!

Posted by: Rudy and Condi 2008

In spite of the misuse of an apostrophe, the entry by Rudy and Condi 2008 is an excellent caption.

McKinney to Sheehan: "You f... (Below threshold)

McKinney to Sheehan: "You fast? I'll race ya!"

Cynthia Mckinney in "Aunt J... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Cynthia Mckinney in "Aunt Jemima voice"

"That nice Mr Chavez says he the govument gonna take care us all from cradle to grave, Miss Cindy"

Cindy (starstruck tone) - "He's such a real man"

No, there is no truth to th... (Below threshold)

No, there is no truth to the rumors that we are gay.


McKinney to waiter: "I'll h... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

McKinney to waiter: "I'll have whatever she's having..."

Alfalfa and Buckwheat reuin... (Below threshold)

Alfalfa and Buckwheat reuinted.

Former Saturday Night Live ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Former Saturday Night Live cast members, anxious to bring a few moments of joy to an utterly despondent Cindy Sheehan, gather for a fund raiser to help collect funds for the grieving Peace Mom to buy a plot of land near the White House. Eddie Murphy, reprising his Buckwheat character, and Ms Sheehan enjoy a guffaw as SNL alum Chevy Chase (not shown) uncorks a riotous pun involving President Bush's surname and a patch of unshaven pubic hair resembling Don King's head in the leg scissors.

Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum... (Below threshold)

Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum

VH1 presents "Behind the Ma... (Below threshold)

VH1 presents "Behind the Mask" With a profile of the real Teletubbies, Dipsey and Tinky Winky.

Sheehan and McKinney, two o... (Below threshold)

Sheehan and McKinney, two old fashioned Irish gals having a night on the town.

Cindy, "Now repeat after me... (Below threshold)

Cindy, "Now repeat after me...Schlemeil, Schlomozel, Hossenfeffer Incorporated...Give us any chance we'll take it
Read us any rule we'll break it
We're going to make our dreams come true Doing it our way..."

Cynthia, "Okay I like the part about breaking any rule, but I'm not talking like a J-E-W!"

The Mysteries Of Hangar 18 ... (Below threshold)

The Mysteries Of Hangar 18 Are Finally Revealed.

Androgeny meets Lobotomy</p... (Below threshold)

Androgeny meets Lobotomy

Mother Sheehan quotes progr... (Below threshold)

Mother Sheehan quotes progressive scripture to Congesswoman McKinney:
"Let she who is without Cyn cast the first phone." (John Kerry 8:7)

"Ooh, look! They're bringin... (Below threshold)

"Ooh, look! They're bringing dessert!"

Cyn-Cin, Siamese Twins sepa... (Below threshold)

Cyn-Cin, Siamese Twins separated at birth, are over joyed as the finally meet their biological father - Teddy "the Swimmer" Kennedy.

I told you the new bust of ... (Below threshold)

I told you the new bust of Hillary was just dreamy.

Awaiting signals from the b... (Below threshold)

Awaiting signals from the bad hair planet.

That <a href="http://www... (Below threshold)

That Miss Puerto Rico has nothing on us. Look at her...she hasn't eaten in a week! Cindy, giver her some of your humble pie.

"You mean I can live... (Below threshold)
jack rudd:

"You mean I can live with you in Crawford after the voters throw me out of Congress?"

Congresswoman Cynthia McKin... (Below threshold)
Only Waxing:

Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, attending a Dave Chappelle concert with Cindy Sheehan, tries to explain to the anti-war heroine what "skeet skeet skeet" means.

My momma always said "life ... (Below threshold)

My momma always said "life is like a can of mixed nuts. You never know what you will get."

I told you the new bust ... (Below threshold)

I told you the new bust of Hillary was just dreamy.

Posted by: Timmer

Timmer's post deserves at least an honorable mention.

Cindy, did you take all of ... (Below threshold)

Cindy, did you take all of my meds again? I'm wigging out without my meds!

Say it loud and say it prou... (Below threshold)

Say it loud and say it proud, were Moonbats and we're proud.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile


Send e-mail tips to us:

[email protected]

Fresh Links


Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login

Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy