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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ drew an enormous response, with many excellent entries, as there was much to mock. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Aaron's cc:) - "Once, twice, three times a despot."

2) (914) - "Red rover red rover send Hugo right over."

3) (Justrand) - "You look fine; I'm sure you'll be back on your feet and oppressing your people in no time!"

Honorable Mention

4) (yo) - "You had me at 'hola'"

5) (mellow mel) - "The Menendez brothers sent us matching shirts, aren't they nice boys?"

6) (sentinel) - "Jesus, his arm came off...what do I do?"

The Ripped From The Fake Headlines Award goes to:

(Schulz) - "A Lebanese man is reunited with his father at Hariri Hospital after both were injured in an Israeli air raid in the southern city of Blyda, July 24, 2006. REUTERS/Adnan Hajj (LEBANON)"

Until next Friday...

Comments (7)

Someone mentioned this in t... (Below threshold)

Someone mentioned this in the original contest; that photo is clearly photoshopped. Just look at Chavez's neck. Either that or he's got some serious gang green problems due to his countries health care suckiness.

Thanks, fifth place is ok..... (Below threshold)

Thanks, fifth place is ok.....

Pat, I think you just need ... (Below threshold)

Pat, I think you just need to get a better monitor. The only problem, that I can see, with Chavez's neck is that his head is still attached to it.

No links to the winners? O... (Below threshold)

No links to the winners? Ow.

But thanks for the shout-out.

Thank You .. I love this co... (Below threshold)

Thank You .. I love this contest ..its so fun.

How about?

Make the world go away? Put Your hand on My boulder's..

Or: Hi, Im Hugego.. Would You like Me to photoshop My package??

Or: You jack? Me off.. So I can rule in Cuba..You jack me off.. so I can stand on clouds..I am strong when the Dem's defend Me..

Or the rather nondesript: Now U can tell by the way I use My cxxx Im a commie man .. no time to talk... U use oil to push My boil to a place somewhere in ghanistan.. now its all around ..Its underground.. and U can look the other way ..Or U can try to understand.. and give Bin laden a helping hand..Whether Your a demmie or a femmie..Im barely stayin alive stayin alive..Narcotics are a comin and Me and Hugo are slummin yeah were feedin the hive feedin the hive..Ha hah hah hah..

courting a briiiiide-------_____------

Anyway.. thanks a lot /Jeff

Chavez: Do I get to take U ... (Below threshold)

Chavez: Do I get to take U doggie style tonight??

Fidel: Is there any other way??

If I french U? Would U run ... (Below threshold)

If I french U? Would U run to the U.N.??






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