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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A young competitor throws a moble phone at the annual Mobile Phone Throwing World Championship in Savonlinna, Eastern Finland in 2004. Lassi Etelaetalo of Finland beat out a slew of competitors to win the World Mobile Phone Throwing Championships title in Savonlinna, Finland, tossing his handset 89 meters (97 yards), organizers said.(AFP/LEHTIKUVA/File)

Winners will be announced Sunday, along with last weeks winners.

Update: Winners announced. Previous winners here. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (68)

Whaddup dawg... (Below threshold)

Whaddup dawg

Dwarf tossing was finally s... (Below threshold)

Dwarf tossing was finally sanctioned as an Olympic sport after they adopted a point system for sticking the landing.

♫...And we g... (Below threshold)

...And we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds
Now don't have me break this thang down for nothin'
Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior
Lend me some suga', I am your neighbor ahh here we go!
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture, shake it, shake it
Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it
(Shake it Suga') shake it like a Poloroid Picture

(Heyya - Outkast)

Lutefisk: Breakfast of Cham... (Below threshold)
Malibu Stacy:

Lutefisk: Breakfast of Champions

"...please welcome the star... (Below threshold)

"...please welcome the star of Nickelodeon's new show, Monster Playpen! We'll give the team one week and ten thousand dollars to turn an ordinary playpen into a seriously awesome work of screaming fury and high-PRM bad-assness!"

The phone toss is an integr... (Below threshold)

The phone toss is an integral part of the Russell Crow Summer Camp as illustrated by Slash Rose. The event went off without a hitch, despite the hotel employee protest outside the camp earlier in the day.

hezbollah released several ... (Below threshold)

hezbollah released several pictures today from their youth training camp at an undisclosed location.

or...A rare photo as Kevin... (Below threshold)

or...A rare photo as Kevin Aylward attempts to introduce himself to the son he just found out he had.

Madison (AP) - Gun control ... (Below threshold)

Madison (AP) - Gun control advocates launched their new campaign to raise awareness for their cause -- The Gun-Shot Put, an event to symbolize the jettisoning of guns from society. Fearing a backlash from child safety groups, the junior divisions were only permitted to use disabled stun-guns at the event.

"Eminem: The Salad Days"</p... (Below threshold)

"Eminem: The Salad Days"

"KinderCare execs go into c... (Below threshold)

"KinderCare execs go into closed-door emergency meetings this week to discuss the need for a dress code."

Upon hearing confirmation i... (Below threshold)

Upon hearing confirmation it was Armitage and not Rove, their grandson Jimmy Carter Plame tossed his blackberry in disgust...

Finns, desperate to take ad... (Below threshold)

Finns, desperate to take advantage of their brief summer season, continue to come up with new innovative ways to spend their twenty plus hours of sunlight. Besides the cell phone toss, other creative summer "sporting activities" include: Catching a greased-up Laplander; Bobbing for Herring; Sauna Marathon.

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Ice-Finn-T home dawg throwin' down on the Man!

I gots to take care of my b... (Below threshold)

I gots to take care of my bidness. Can't take care of my bidness without no damn signal!

The pre-qual to Eminem's "8... (Below threshold)

The pre-qual to Eminem's "8 Mile" ...."3 1/2 Feet"

Dang, someone already naile... (Below threshold)

Dang, someone already nailed the Russell Crowe reference...heh

"Yo, Suri! Ring me up, baby... (Below threshold)

"Yo, Suri! Ring me up, baby! I got my little Zenu ready for you."

An attempt to derail Vanill... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

An attempt to derail Vanilla Ice's career early on failed when he ducked at the last moment.

No, in fact, I CANNOT hear ... (Below threshold)

No, in fact, I CANNOT hear you now!

Decaf-Tea, setting the reco... (Below threshold)

Decaf-Tea, setting the record straight, keepin it real

I ain't your pimp no mo' Cindy, now that you moved into the 3rd grade, I gots to get me some younger ho's; you're to played out!

"Bitch better have my money... (Below threshold)

"Bitch better have my money"!

Invisible ninjas demonstrat... (Below threshold)

Invisible ninjas demonstrated wrist and arm locks on a small boy.

What phone?

For the last time...I am ju... (Below threshold)

For the last time...I am just a kid and I don't want your stinkin credit card!!!

As a young lad in Dublin, B... (Below threshold)

As a young lad in Dublin, Bono tried desperately for years to develop a sense of rhythm. Only when he linked up with The Edge was his muse set free.

"Screw you guys, I going ho... (Below threshold)

"Screw you guys, I going home!"

Dwdwdwdwdw Thats all folks!... (Below threshold)

Dwdwdwdwdw Thats all folks!

I gots a bugar on My finger... (Below threshold)

I gots a bugar on My finger and I cant get it off!

Cindy Sheehan's effort to t... (Below threshold)

Cindy Sheehan's effort to travel back in time to kill President Bush goes horribly awry when she finds herself in the mid 1970's attempting to assisinate a young Vanilla Ice.

The new sport of Finnish Ha... (Below threshold)

The new sport of Finnish Haggis Tossing often uses any available item, since haggises are not common in Finland.

Democrats are urging voters... (Below threshold)

Democrats are urging voters to throw away their mobile phones in protest for the FCC not pulling the ABC broadcast license for airing the 'Path to 9/11'. Shown here is one reliable democratic voter who claims to have voted 5 times in 2004.

Michael Jackson eat your he... (Below threshold)

Michael Jackson eat your heart out! Too many people watchin.

"Stomp! The Prequel"... (Below threshold)

"Stomp! The Prequel"

A young Paris Hilton is sho... (Below threshold)

A young Paris Hilton is shown throwing a temper tantrum that not everyone was looking at her.

I guess you throw what you ... (Below threshold)

I guess you throw what you got lots of, so the Finns throw phones. Here in Texas we use a more organic projectile.

A young Elton John learns t... (Below threshold)
SSG Pooh:

A young Elton John learns to deal with papparazzi.

Neither Los Angeles Mayor V... (Below threshold)

Neither Los Angeles Mayor Villaraigosa nor Assembly Speaker Fabian Nuñez needs to worry about facing Fresno Mayor Alan Autry in a future election.

"I'd be more worried about me going to Sacramento and kicking their ass," said Autry, who once played pro football for the Green Bay Packers.

The citizens of Finland cou... (Below threshold)

The citizens of Finland couldn't understand why Cingular, Sprint, Nextel, T-Mobile and Verizon all declined to sponsor Finland's newest sport.

Gangsta rap sensation "Ralp... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Gangsta rap sensation "Ralphie G" in concert promoting his newest hit single

Yo, I got me a Red Rider air rifle
And it ain't no trifle
So you better not stifle
Gangsta Ralphie G

People who live in (middle)... (Below threshold)

People who live in (middle) class houses shouldn't throw phones.

Can ya hear me now?... (Below threshold)

Can ya hear me now?

Look. Little Cletus dances... (Below threshold)

Look. Little Cletus dances just like Kermit D. Frog

Another Salvadoran prisoner... (Below threshold)

Another Salvadoran prisoner presents a target as the young man denied of being the world's shortest by Guiness, sets an undeniable new record.

Bjorn's world record Toy Tr... (Below threshold)

Bjorn's world record Toy Truck Toss was later scrapped when he tested positive for steroids.

Bocce ball, catch the fever... (Below threshold)

Bocce ball, catch the fever!

Toon Unit Rappa... (Below threshold)

Toon Unit Rappa

Shermie Sticklebrecker take... (Below threshold)

Shermie Sticklebrecker takes first place in the first annual NSA phone toss championships.

Can you hear me now?... (Below threshold)

Can you hear me now?

The Finns mistakenly though... (Below threshold)

The Finns mistakenly thought that the T in T-Mobile stood for Toss.

That's why they call 'em "m... (Below threshold)

That's why they call 'em "mobile" phones.

Five year old Devon showed ... (Below threshold)

Five year old Devon showed great enthusiam as the youngest participant in the Pinewood Elemantary first annual "Catch the Cobra" contest.

Howard Dean relaxing at the... (Below threshold)

Howard Dean relaxing at the DNC Labor Day BBQ.

Family gives Harvard frosh ... (Below threshold)

Family gives Harvard frosh big sendoff.

The kid gives new meaning t... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

The kid gives new meaning to the term "Air Time"

Trying Proving their superi... (Below threshold)

Trying Proving their superior cloning technology the Finns created a mini-me for Peyton Manning but somehow crossed him with hulk hogan.

throwing out the first cell... (Below threshold)

throwing out the first cell phone at the 2007 Chinese olympics is young Bing Hilton, one of Paris Hilton's many offspring from her "movie career".

And to think people said Cy... (Below threshold)

And to think people said Cynthia McKinney (soon to be ex D-GA) wasn't a role model.

Whoa!..That's good s... (Below threshold)

That's good sh*t!

Whoa!..That was a go... (Below threshold)

That was a good sh*t!

Young Olaf, after learning ... (Below threshold)

Young Olaf, after learning that as recently as the early 90's humans could actually survive without having a cell phone stuck to the side of their head, an iPod on their belt and a bottle of drinking in their hand takes the first step to free himself of the chains of the 21st century.

Future Supreme Court Chief ... (Below threshold)

Future Supreme Court Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr hams it up at a ceremony promoting Roberts Sr. to an Executive Vice President's position at Bethlehem Steel.

"SNAKES on a PLAYGROUND!"</... (Below threshold)


Now for a serpent-stomp... here, hold my phone, babe.

Growing up Vanilla Ice, ton... (Below threshold)

Growing up Vanilla Ice, tonight on A&E

"Reuters Releases Another P... (Below threshold)

"Reuters Releases Another Phoney Picture."

After ten unsuccessful and ... (Below threshold)

After ten unsuccessful and messy attempts, the engineering team at Harvard finally got their "Amazing Miniaturization Mat" to work on Fat Freddy. The only task left was to find him a new motorcycle with training wheels.

Three year-old Hans didn't ... (Below threshold)

Three year-old Hans didn't quite have the hang of homonyms, he did the best he could when someone said cell phone.

In anticipation of ABC canc... (Below threshold)

In anticipation of ABC cancelling The Path to 9/11, citizens watch young Billy re-enact Sandy Berger's removal of Top Secret documents from the Nation Archieves in their own rendition of 9/11 events.

Yo, yo, yo, shadizzle wit d... (Below threshold)

Yo, yo, yo, shadizzle wit da phonizzle. Coo? Peace.






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