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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, unlike the latest from our the subjects of the contest. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Cast member Natalie Maines (C) gestures, as co-stars Martie Maguire (L) and Emily Robison watch at a news conference for the documentary 'Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing' during the 31st Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto September 13, 2006. (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (FormerHostage) - "The Dixie Chicks discuss their new "Would You Like Fries With That" tour where they'll be opening for Sinead O'Connor with George Michaels."

2) (FreakyBoy) - "So now listen to this, then the G-damn doc tells me it's some f-ed up thing called Tourette's Disorder. Which sh*t, I reckon from the name, it's a di-sease young women can catch if their band tours France or Europe or even here on the continent of Canadia. Ain't that a motherf-er?"

3) (SurfinKC) - "Today on the Jerry Springer show, will talk with three women who are all married to the same bad idea."

Honorable Mention

4) (La Mano) - "I am the dick in Dixie Chicks."

5) (Strick) - "Emily (the brunette): Oh, God. Is she ever going to shut up?"

6) (epador) - "This is where my MUTE button comes in handy."

The Most Believable Caption Award goes to:

(Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Don't let my bandmates' body language fool you, they simply adore it when I shoot off my big, fat yap."

Until next Friday...

Comments (5)

Thanks Kevin.But e... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin.

But even the honor of a #2 and a #5 on the same day won't mitigate my sadness that OU was robbed (twice) by Pac-10 officials during the Oregon game.

Can a guy boycott lumber?

Rosie boycotts wood, no?</... (Below threshold)

Rosie boycotts wood, no?

Witless Wonders!... (Below threshold)

Witless Wonders!

Incidentally - the same ter... (Below threshold)

Incidentally - the same term could be applied to Rosie and Giani, very very witty retort!

Meanwhile, my alma mater is #1 in the national standings - again! And yes, I do mean to gloat! Especially have the Cleveland Browns embarrassed themselves yesterday!

Gayle:Go BUCKS!</p... (Below threshold)




The Bengals didn't embarrass themselves. WHO DEY!






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