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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, generating many, many entries - most of them pretty good. Really how can you go wrong with John Kerry, coeds, booze, and bongs? The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

John Kerry visits a tailgate party in Iowa

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Weegie) - "Dude, for you, we call this device a "personality installer""

2) (jim) - "Senator Kerry shows off his anal trumpet"

3) (guido) - "I sure hope you ladies aren't Swift Boat Vets. Because I would hate to have to kick your hot little asses from one side of this campus to the other."

Honorable Mention

4) (heymike) - "Sure Senator, but first, I need to drink-you-pretty."

5) (914) - "I actually voted for a second kegger..before I voted against it."

6) (Editor) - ""Lindsay Lohan was more than pleased to introduce MTV's newest voter registration drive - Vote or Pass Out."

The Best Entry Mashup Award goes to these two entries from Giacomo:

""We call it a 'swift boat of beer'. Want to try it?"

"Sure, but, could you pour it into a demitasse cup instead?""

Until next Friday...


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Comments (3)

Sooo. Your daddy's rich and... (Below threshold)
now this is funny:

Sooo. Your daddy's rich and mommmy's having an identity issue. I'd very much like to help you and your family through all this, here's my private number have mommy call me.

Third time a bridesmaid.</p... (Below threshold)

Third time a bridesmaid.


Damn! I missed the contest... (Below threshold)

Damn! I missed the contest, but anyway, look at that effing head!! He looks like a mardi gras float!!






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