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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Space tourist Anousheh Ansari and her husband Hamid meet near the Souyz capsule after landing in northern Kazakhstan September 29, 2006. A Russian Soyuz capsule with Iranian-born space tourist Ansari on board bumped down safely in the Kazakh steppe at dawn on Friday. (Shamil Zhumatov/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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So glad you are back safe..... (Below threshold)

So glad you are back safe... Now, when do you think you will have dinner ready?

"Man, gravity sucks."... (Below threshold)

"Man, gravity sucks."

Oh I loveyouloveyouloveyou!... (Below threshold)

Oh I loveyouloveyouloveyou!

"My God, it's full of stars... (Below threshold)

"My God, it's full of stars"

Ah, my little snookie-wooki... (Below threshold)

Ah, my little snookie-wookie, leave the space suit on tonight, daddy is feeling naughty.

You may be smiling now hone... (Below threshold)

You may be smiling now honey, but just the same, I'm waiting until all your blood tests come back. Say, what's that 100 mile high club pin you're wearing?

The naughty submission....<... (Below threshold)

The naughty submission....

"Honey, when I get you home, we're going to be performing some 'manual docking', if you know what I mean..."

Another 'Match.com' success... (Below threshold)

Another 'Match.com' success story.

"I'll give you the world of... (Below threshold)

"I'll give you the world of tomorrow, Alice---you're goin' to the moon!"

"Bang! Zoooooom! Right to ... (Below threshold)

"Bang! Zoooooom! Right to the moon, Alice!"

Yeah well, I'll show you a ... (Below threshold)

Yeah well, I'll show you a rocket that needs firing. Let's go home comrade.

That's the Modern Burka you... (Below threshold)

That's the Modern Burka you are wearing?!

Honey, it was asesome! The... (Below threshold)

Honey, it was asesome! The crew let me join the 200-mile high club!

2006 A Doctor Zhivago Odyss... (Below threshold)

2006 A Doctor Zhivago Odyssey.

John Kerry: "Hey, how come ... (Below threshold)

John Kerry: "Hey, how come she got one of those instead of the Teletubby suit?"

Get your hands off me, you ... (Below threshold)

Get your hands off me, you damned, dirty ape!

Rubbing sticks and stones t... (Below threshold)

Rubbing sticks and stones together make a spark so bright and the thought of loving you is soooo exciting....

"...and after they got that... (Below threshold)

"...and after they got that hand like thing off my face they said I'd be fine."

vroll...vroll...vroll in de... (Below threshold)

vroll...vroll...vroll in dead coyotes...

Shut up. You had me at "lif... (Below threshold)

Shut up. You had me at "liftoff".

welcome to Earth, Kal-El!</... (Below threshold)

welcome to Earth, Kal-El!

I'm not an Alien from outer... (Below threshold)

I'm not an Alien from outer space, I'm a Citizen!

Really, really desperate an... (Below threshold)

Really, really desperate and lonely man receives his mail-order bride from space. "Thank goodness I specified humanoid," he told reporters.

"Do you have any idea how h... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to pray towards Mecca from orbit?"

How to practice safe sex wi... (Below threshold)

How to practice safe sex with a Russian woman.

"The moon, Sergei....You pr... (Below threshold)

"The moon, Sergei....You promised me the moon not some truck stop space station along the way. When are you going to get a real job? Mother was right about you..."

I paid $20 million for a on... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I paid $20 million for a once-in-a-lifetime space vacation and all I get is are these lousy dime-store reject flowers?

Take it from someone who kn... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Take it from someone who knows, never pass gas in a spacesuit - it wants to burn up on re-entry.

"For the record, darling. T... (Below threshold)

"For the record, darling. The Mile High Club has nothing on the Zero-Gravity Guild."

"Tonite - vee practice thru... (Below threshold)

"Tonite - vee practice thrust and re-entry, again and again, dahling.

Oh! I have slipped the surl... (Below threshold)

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
The high untresspassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand and touched the face of God
...and he sure ain't Allah.

"Welcome home. Now we stone... (Below threshold)

"Welcome home. Now we stone you."

"Mars needs women!"... (Below threshold)

"Mars needs women!"

Betazoid-like Creature Revi... (Below threshold)

Betazoid-like Creature Revived! Devoured!

(Beta65 Gazette) Initial conversations with the betazoid-like Urthling reveal it to be something called "Cosmonaut Yurev", which was found slumbering in a space vessel after 47 years of cryogenic sleep, right here on Beta65. Further details will forever remain a mystery as the Urthling was quickly devoured by a furred slornth.

When Vince met Hillary! A m... (Below threshold)
Paul Begalas forehead:

When Vince met Hillary! A murder story.

Husband to astronaut wife: ... (Below threshold)

Husband to astronaut wife: "If you think that the Russians put you in orbit, then just wait until I get you into bed."

Man to wife: "Babe, tonight... (Below threshold)

Man to wife: "Babe, tonight you get to be on top of my rocket."

Honey you know I am a very ... (Below threshold)

Honey you know I am a very liberal muslim and don't mind you wearing that high tech Burka. But the veil slipped so now I have to stone you. Did you bring me any moon rocks I can use?

Who knew that "The Trouble ... (Below threshold)

Who knew that "The Trouble with Tribbles" was non-fiction?

Lay Me down on a bed of sku... (Below threshold)

Lay Me down on a bed of skunk pelts.... For tonight the vodkas mineeeeeeee!!!!

That new Sybian XXX2000 is ... (Below threshold)

That new Sybian XXX2000 is one heckova ride! I feel like Ive been in orbit for days.

A space woman... wow... so.... (Below threshold)

A space woman... wow... so... when can I get my anal probing?

Company designers for Invis... (Below threshold)

Company designers for Invisalign returned to the drawing board after all the attendees at their big unveiling told them, "No, we can't see the braces, but all that extra gear is just way too obvious and, well, ridiculous."

"Honey, I am looking forwar... (Below threshold)

"Honey, I am looking forward to re-entry to!!!!"

Lara Reunes with Dr. Zhivag... (Below threshold)

Lara Reunes with Dr. Zhivago Once Again

Crap. NOW what am I going t... (Below threshold)

Crap. NOW what am I going to get her for Christmas?

In Russia, rocket ejects on... (Below threshold)

In Russia, rocket ejects on you.

You like this outfit? Tomor... (Below threshold)

You like this outfit? Tomorrow I will wear my French maid costume!!!

What is Gene Hackman doing ... (Below threshold)

What is Gene Hackman doing in the picture (green hat)??

Boris Karkov get Your hand out of My sleeping bag..

"Darling, when I promised y... (Below threshold)

"Darling, when I promised you a trip to the moon on gossamer wings, I was speaking metaphorically."

I discovered there were no ... (Below threshold)

I discovered there were no more bats on the moon.
Our mission has now scientifically proven that ALL of the moonbats have migrated to the Democratic party.

And we're gonna go to Mercu... (Below threshold)

And we're gonna go to Mercury, and we're going to Venus, and we're going to Mars. And then we're gonna go to Saturn, and Jupiter, and Neptune, we're going to Uranus and Pluto. And then we're going past the Kuiper Belt and we're going down to Rigel7......YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

"No you really are the worl... (Below threshold)

"No you really are the worlds first Koran-naut, I said Mahmoud was a Koran-nut."

Thank God you had this gian... (Below threshold)

Thank God you had this giant pile of soft flowers and furs - it was a long fall!

Well, if you put the visor ... (Below threshold)

Well, if you put the visor down I guess it will pass for a burka.

Hey, Have'nt we met before ... (Below threshold)

Hey, Have'nt we met before on Vulcan? Why certainly My dear but I've recently had My ears trimmed.

Honey, did you have to go t... (Below threshold)

Honey, did you have to go to extremes...
just to be weightless?

"Oh, I had the most wonderf... (Below threshold)

"Oh, I had the most wonderful dream! And you were there, and you were there. . . Oh, no! Toto, where are you???"

Female cosmonaut: "Damn! Th... (Below threshold)

Female cosmonaut: "Damn! The return to Earth caused me to re-gain my weight."

Husband to Cosmonaut Wife: ... (Below threshold)

Husband to Cosmonaut Wife: "You visited outer space. Tonight I visit Uranus."

Husband to cosmonaut wife: ... (Below threshold)

Husband to cosmonaut wife: "Well, if you enjoyed that re-entry, then just wait until tonight."

Another woman arrives from ... (Below threshold)

Another woman arrives from Venus.

Husband: "What was the best... (Below threshold)

Husband: "What was the best part about being in space?"

Wife: "In space, nobody can hear you moan."

Honey can I pull out yet?? ... (Below threshold)

Honey can I pull out yet?? Why yes dear..That was My waste sack anyways.

Y'mean the earth really is ... (Below threshold)

Y'mean the earth really is round?

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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