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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

House Democratic leader, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., speaks at a news conference in Portland, Ore. Thursday, Oct. 12, 2006. Pelosi is stumping for Oregon's Democratic congressional candidates. Rep. David Wu, D-Ore., and Rep. Darlene Hooley, D-Ore.,are seen in the background. (AP Photo/Rick Bowmer)

Winners for this week (and last week) will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (110)

The Democrats' Vision For T... (Below threshold)

The Democrats' Vision For The Future:

White Males Need Not Apply.

Kumbayaaaa my nonexistant d... (Below threshold)

Kumbayaaaa my nonexistant deity in the sky....Kumbayaaaaaaaaa

We shall overcome...We shal... (Below threshold)

We shall overcome...We shall overcome...someday...

ok...so any ideas where thi... (Below threshold)

ok...so any ideas where this direction should be?


Who invited Leiberman? Get ... (Below threshold)

Who invited Leiberman? Get that piece of crap out of here!

Now just because you're on ... (Below threshold)

Now just because you're on the Pacific Coast doesn't mean we've forgotten you (what state is this again?).

Now remember, we need to vo... (Below threshold)

Now remember, we need to vote in chinky and soccer mom over here.

For the last time people, "... (Below threshold)

For the last time people, "F*ck George Bush" is not a direction

I swear, Ted Kennedy's butt... (Below threshold)

I swear, Ted Kennedy's butt was thiiiis big!!

"Now remember, when you are... (Below threshold)

"Now remember, when you are asked who are you going to vote for, who do you say?"

"Not George Bush!!"

One of us is not like the o... (Below threshold)

One of us is not like the others...
One of us just isn't the same...

"OK, that's settled. After... (Below threshold)

"OK, that's settled. After 6 years we finally agreed on a slogan."

"Does anyone here have a ma... (Below threshold)

"Does anyone here have a map?"

Big AAs Democrats... (Below threshold)

Big AAs Democrats

"Yes, that is correct, 'Ame... (Below threshold)

"Yes, that is correct, 'America' includes illegal immigrants, ahem, I mean our voting friends from Mexico."

Thought bubbles over the tw... (Below threshold)

Thought bubbles over the two in the background

"I'm trying not the laugh here".

"Are you tired of the burde... (Below threshold)

"Are you tired of the burdens of prosperity and freedom? We offer you an alternative..."

The Cowardly Lion, The Hear... (Below threshold)

The Cowardly Lion, The Heartless Tin Man and The Botoxed Scarecrow are hoping to get to OZ

"Captain Kirk Said He Only ... (Below threshold)

"Captain Kirk Said He Only Had Room For Three More."

Pelosi: ... (Below threshold)


"A NEW DIRECTION FOR AMERICA" Well , what do you think?


Crickets chirping.

"For my first 100 hours, I ... (Below threshold)

"For my first 100 hours, I have a speech prepared on the virtues of plastic surgery..."

"We're Giving Away Free Gum... (Below threshold)

"We're Giving Away Free Gum, That Will Give You Something To Chew On."

"YES, a Flat-Spin is a dire... (Below threshold)

"YES, a Flat-Spin is a direction!"

Pelosi: "I can'... (Below threshold)


"I can't help it if I'm dyslexic"

Pelosi: I can't... (Below threshold)


I can't help it if I'm dyslexic.

I ment to say.........


Honestly, people, what self... (Below threshold)

Honestly, people, what self-respecting American can look at Nancy Pelosi and come up with a nude erection?



Never mind...

What, We Worry?... (Below threshold)

What, We Worry?

And now we pray...... (Below threshold)

And now we pray...

There is no God but Allah, and Muhammed is is prophet!

"It's very simple. New Dire... (Below threshold)

"It's very simple. New Direction: Hard left and when you get there, turn left some more."

"Okay, America, bend over a... (Below threshold)

"Okay, America, bend over and spread your legs nice n' wide......"

Yes, a new direction but un... (Below threshold)

Yes, a new direction but until the polling results are in we can't tell you what direction it is.

Pelosi: "Sure it failed in... (Below threshold)
P. Buynan:

Pelosi: "Sure it failed in the former Soviet Union, North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, Vietman, & China but we can really make it work here. Really! Just trust me. Have I ever lied to you? So what if I marched with the President of NAMBLA..."

When we Democrats regain co... (Below threshold)

When we Democrats regain control of Congress, the first thing that we are going to do is pass a resolution demanding that Wizbang announce the winners of its caption contests when Wizbang originally says it will.

Bow down before president P... (Below threshold)

Bow down before president Pelosi Republican serfs. She now has the power of Extraordinary Rendition. Anyone of you can be declared an enemy combatant with no Habeas rights and sent to a black ops prison cite in Syria with out ANYONE knowing it. Speaking of which...has any one seen Dennis?..Dick?....or George?

Pelosi: "Look people it's ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Pelosi: "Look people it's this simple: The poor vote overwhelmingly for "democrats". We want your vote so were going to do everything we can to make everyone poor."

... down the drain... (Below threshold)
R J Squiller:

... down the drain

....and standing beside he... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

....and standing beside here today is proof that Transgender operations don't always work, thanks to the policies of the Bush White House!

"Alright everyone. Coffeeb... (Below threshold)

"Alright everyone. Coffeebreak's over. Back on your heads."

I came this close to gettin... (Below threshold)

I came this close to getting into that Harry Ried land deal too!


"I'm tellin' ya, I saw it and Kevin's was this big...Oh My Person of Higher Being (because I can't say God) had I know at the time I would have hired him as my Pageboy!"

Pelosi: "Can anyone think o... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

Pelosi: "Can anyone think of a good way to say backwards? Anyone?"

Flanked by translators, Hou... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

Flanked by translators, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi addressed a rally of illegal immigrants, sharing the Democrats' "New Direction for America" agenda. "You are the hope for America's future," she said.

Pelosi: "I didn't say that ... (Below threshold)

Pelosi: "I didn't say that we Democrats will take America in the right direction. I said that we Democrats will take America in a new direction. Even if the direction is wrong, it still will be a new one."

"And what was really amazin... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

"And what was really amazing was that Cheney had just gotten out of the pool..."

Eltect nothing but demacrat... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:

Eltect nothing but demacrats and we will bring back onerous regulations more regulations more worthless and stupid laws and repeal of all tax cuts and nothing but tax and spend tax and spend tax and spend and we will not build a border fence we will return parts of the USA back to mexico

"The new direction is this ... (Below threshold)

"The new direction is this way, unless, of course, a reporter asks, then it's that way."

This is the amount of empty... (Below threshold)

This is the amount of empty space between our collective ears.

DOWNHILL is a direction!</p... (Below threshold)

DOWNHILL is a direction!

What the fuck?... (Below threshold)

What the fuck?

When we get into power, you... (Below threshold)

When we get into power, your taxes will go up this much!

I once caught a fish this l... (Below threshold)

I once caught a fish this long! No wait. This is the size of your gullibility if you believe anything I'm going to say as your new speaker of the house. You will need to call me "Queen Pelosi."

We have a PLAN! Look... Li... (Below threshold)
Opinionated Vogon:

We have a PLAN! Look... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!

These are not the droids yo... (Below threshold)

These are not the droids you're looking for.

"...and further I would cha... (Below threshold)

"...and further I would change the Army Slogan from Army Strong to Army Wrong"

"No. No. Of course 'a dir... (Below threshold)

"No. No. Of course 'a direction' is different than 'a plan'. First off, it's longer by two syllables, which means it's way more complicated. Second, it has a vector to it, so it's like, you know, pointed somewhere. Just take my word for it, they're completely different."

"we're gonna win by thiiiii... (Below threshold)

"we're gonna win by thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much! and if we don't then we sue!"

I did not have an a date wi... (Below threshold)

I did not have an a date with a skin stretcher.

Sure I'm for Oregon's Assis... (Below threshold)

Sure I'm for Oregon's Assisted Suicide laws but only after the November elections.

And were gonna go to France... (Below threshold)

And were gonna go to France and Istanbuhl and Kennebunkport and the Red states and were gonna take back the White house! Yeeeeehaaawwww!

Now you can all get back to work in my vineyards, And be sure to bring your brothers and sisters to my next fundraiser..

A New Direction for (Air) A... (Below threshold)

A New Direction for (Air) America:

Pelosi announces that the US will be turned into a 7/11 convenience store franchise. Free Slurpees for all!

What, me worry? Circling the drain is a direction.

The New Direction: Cut and Run

N.P. phone home!... (Below threshold)

N.P. phone home!

Nancy Pelosi wows the crowd... (Below threshold)
Window Dressing:

Nancy Pelosi wows the crowd with an impromptu rendition of "Don't Cry For Me 'Oregon'"

"Don't cry for me OREGON
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance"

Pelosi: What was the questi... (Below threshold)

Pelosi: What was the question?

Translator: Whats that green stuff on Your suit gringo-essa?

Pelosi: It is embalming fluid from My latest nip and tuck chico.

Anymore questions from You ........? I mean great americans..

Translator: Why did You march with Jerry Nadler and N.A.M.B.L.A.

Even child predators have a place in the Democratic party..


Okay, all together now WWWU... (Below threshold)


A NEW DIRECTION FOR AMER... (Below threshold)


Cut all of Bushs tax cuts and
Run this economy right into the crapper!!

As the Dow closed at anothe... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

As the Dow closed at another record high, with unemployment at its lowest level in years, with the federal budget deficit cut in half three years sooner than promised, while a democratically-elected government takes the reins in Iraq, after five post-9/11 years without another terrorist attack in the US, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) promised that her party would take the country in a new direction

A new direction for America... (Below threshold)

A new direction for America - Down

"Drive hard, turn left, and... (Below threshold)

"Drive hard, turn left, and we'll see you in victory lane!" So why don't the NASCAR Dads like us?

Pelosi: "And that's how muc... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Pelosi: "And that's how much skin they took off my face..."

PELOSI:Yes, when t... (Below threshold)
That Hoosier Gal:


Yes, when they ask what the New Direction is, hold your hands out, like this, in a comforting, welcoming manner and say, 'I can't tell you that right now, but rest assured, we have a plan to take America in a New Direction.' If they persist with the questioning, accuse them of being part of The Vast Rightwing Conspiracy. Does everyone understand?"

Here's our plan. Everybody... (Below threshold)

Here's our plan. Everybody raise your hands, that's it, raise 'em higher, way over your head. C'mon, raise 'em like a Frenchman. Let's show our contrite sincerity to the world for the evil we've perpetrated and let's start negotiating with those brave freedom fighters George Bush's policies have created. All we need is a little understanding, we need to understand all of the bad things we've done to make them want to kill every man, woman and child in the free world.
Okinawa, here we come!

I would like to announce my... (Below threshold)
jack oneil:

I would like to announce my resignation; I am leaving office to be with my two lovers. We will be making our own line of organic products under the name "A New Direction for America". We already have a line of humus ready to go!

We're going to fix the econ... (Below threshold)

We're going to fix the economy.

"I hate these two. And I ha... (Below threshold)

"I hate these two. And I hate you. How's that for a new direction?"

I actually voted to pay My ... (Below threshold)

I actually voted to pay My illegals a livable wage, before I voted against it!

Pelosi explained the banner... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Pelosi explained the banner typo, "We have a new erection for America. ALL women will, at last, be sated."

"Dont cry for me America<br... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Dont cry for me America
the truth is I never liked you...
All through my San Fran days...
My meaningless existence...
I won't keep my promise...
Now keep your distance..."

"We would've had an actual ... (Below threshold)

"We would've had an actual flag with us, but we thought you people would've been a bit offended by patriotism."

Mexicans row your boat asho... (Below threshold)

Mexicans row your boat ashore..hallelujah

Muslims row your boat ashore..hallelujah

A new day is coming my friends.

'Now in my right hand, I ho... (Below threshold)

'Now in my right hand, I hold the Democrat plan for Social security, and in my left I hold the plan for fighting terrorism.'

'The Democrat plan for the economy is...well you can't see it right now. It's in a deep, dark, safe place. But we'll let you see it in January....Unless that prune danish kicks in within the next minute.'

Where did everyone go?... (Below threshold)

Where did everyone go?

...and a fair wage for this... (Below threshold)

...and a fair wage for this Mexican gentleman on my right and the little Asian boy on my left...

"I have a nude erection for... (Below threshold)

"I have a nude erection for America, and its THIS big"

Pelosi: Does anybody here k... (Below threshold)

Pelosi: Does anybody here know where I put My surgi sponge's?? Im leaking again!

"We will dig a whole to Chi... (Below threshold)
Charles V:

"We will dig a whole to China", said Pelosi.

"We will dig a hole to Chin... (Below threshold)
Charles V:

"We will dig a hole to China", said Pelosi.

Hello , welcome to Ame... (Below threshold)
Rob LA Ca.:

Hello , welcome to America.......

Hey uhhh , we are unarmed!.......




So last week I said, "Sure,... (Below threshold)
Notorious G.O.P.:

So last week I said, "Sure, I'll be happy to take over Air America." Now that I have some experiece, I am ready to apply it on a bigger stage.

"Come on everyone, it's eas... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Come on everyone, it's easy...it goes "Allah Akbar"..See? That wasn't so hard now was it"

"And on my left, our token ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"And on my left, our token Asian constituent...and on my right, Ted Kennedy."

Pelosi: The stock market cl... (Below threshold)

Pelosi: The stock market closed at what today?

Sheesh I just made another 10 million bucks! Sorry suckers Im voting GOP..HA HA HA

Then Bill said it was this ... (Below threshold)

Then Bill said it was this long...

"Did somebody say Wi... (Below threshold)

"Did somebody say Windbag Weekend Contest?" Nancy Pelosi

Snakes on a Platform!... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Snakes on a Platform!

"A NEW DIRECTION FOR ... (Below threshold)


Here to show our dedication to a new direction,


Campaign cash for commies..... (Below threshold)

Campaign cash for commies..

Reach up from underneath. ... (Below threshold)

Reach up from underneath. Grasp the handle firmly. Pull down and you will first hear a trickling sound, followed by a mighty FLUSH!

I can't belive believe it..... (Below threshold)

I can't belive believe it... Benny Hanna is pinching my ass!

There She is........ Ms Air... (Below threshold)

There She is........ Ms Air America

After a failed bid for the ... (Below threshold)

After a failed bid for the Whitehouse Nancy Pelosi (Dem)CA pulls a McKinney and double bitchslaps 2 flunkys in an apparent outburst of emotions..

Charges were summarily dropped.

Hence the term assembly lin... (Below threshold)

Hence the term assembly line.

"I do'nt know what directio... (Below threshold)

"I do'nt know what direction, my husband would'nt pull over and ask for directions at the UN like I told him to"

Nancy sez, "I want a Newd I... (Below threshold)

Nancy sez, "I want a Newd Irection THIS BIG!"

C'mon. You gotta like one o... (Below threshold)

C'mon. You gotta like one of these slogans. It's expensive coming up with these stupid themes and printing them on huge banners. Are you that much dumber than we think you are?

I'm going to take a "Cultur... (Below threshold)

I'm going to take a "Culture of Curruption" this big and shove it up your ass, if you can't get excited with this new slogan.

Bin Laden... We surrender!<... (Below threshold)
Dirty Harry:

Bin Laden... We surrender!

In this new direction we ar... (Below threshold)

In this new direction we are changing our name from the Party of Democracy, to the party of Allah...HIZB'ALLAH!

"Alright, who's the smartas... (Below threshold)

"Alright, who's the smartass who put the extra 'A' and 'RICA' on my sign?"

and last but not least, I'm... (Below threshold)

and last but not least, I'm looking for a man....ahem, need I say more.

.........I'm shattered...Sh... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

.........I'm shattered...Shattered,Shattered.....

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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