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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ gives us a chance to say goodbye to an old Caption Contest friend. One day when the Chuck Norris fad has run its course the world will rediscover the Rumsfeld fighting techniques. Until then we'll just have to make do with these farewell captions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

U.S. President George W. Bush (L) looks toward Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld after Bush announced Rumsfeld's replacement at the White House in Washington November 8, 2006. Rumsfeld, the controversial face of U.S. war policy, quit on Wednesday after Democrats rode Americans' anger and frustration over Iraq to victory in Tuesday's congressional elections. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Bryan) - Bush: (thinking): "Christ, does this guy ever clean his ears? It's like a fucking quagmire in there!"

2) (Rodney Dill) - "Send lawyers, guns, and money. The shit has hit the fan."

3) (Tom Blogical) - "Boy, George. Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"

Honorable Mention

4) (Teflon) - "Don's leaving us to pursue other interests---such as spending the next two years getting a congressional colonoscopy courtesy of my new buddy Speaker Pelosi."

5) (SCSIwuzzy) - Rummy: "I wish I knew how how to quit you"
George: "Uh Don, about that..."

6) (BlogDog) - "As the world began to crash around him, the President continued to read 'My Pet Scapegoat' to the assembled children."

The Best Impersonation Of An AP Caption Writer Award goes to:

(Peter F) - "Don Rumsfeld contemplates what "until the end of my Presidency" really means."

Until next Friday...

Comments (4)

awesome picks!... (Below threshold)

awesome picks!

Thanks Kevin. Let the Pelos... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin. Let the Pelosi contests commence.

Kevin:I ditto Rodn... (Below threshold)


I ditto Rodney!

For some reason, George jus... (Below threshold)

For some reason, George just couldn't shake the crazy little song stuck in his head all day..
'Adeiu Ron Ron....'
(Parody on the Ronettes tune)






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