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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Spending a day on a plane as well as site problems delayed the contest, but we're back online and the contest is ready to go. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Courtney Chapman, a waitress dressed as a nurse at the Heart Attack Grill, holds up a triple bypass burger Friday, Dec. 1, 2006 in Tempe, Ariz. The waitresses at the restaurant, who wear minimal nurses attire, have angered a group of real Arizona nurses who say the servers demean their profession. (AP Photo/Matt York)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (77)

- The Leaker Burger: Sized... (Below threshold)

- The Leaker Burger: Sized extra-large to fit the "unnamed official's" mouth!

- Nurse Morticia serves the Cardiac Burger™ to patient in the cafeteria at the hospital for the terminally ill.

- "Seasoned with exotic streptokinase!"


One heart attack in sack, c... (Below threshold)

One heart attack in sack, coming up.

Just FYI, the actual photo ... (Below threshold)

Just FYI, the actual photo caption and link go to a pic of some dude dressed up as Santa Claus.

"Boy! I sure am glad there ... (Below threshold)

"Boy! I sure am glad there are no green onions on this thing. I'd hate to chance getting e coli."

New burger is heart smart, ... (Below threshold)

New burger is heart smart, comes with its own cardiac nurse.

"May I get you some Pepto a... (Below threshold)

"May I get you some Pepto and an extra airsickness bag to go with this, sir?"

"Here you go, Ms. O'Donnell... (Below threshold)

"Here you go, Ms. O'Donnell..."

Uh, Ms.? Yes, I believe tha... (Below threshold)

Uh, Ms.? Yes, I believe that I ordered a DIET Coke with this?

"We call it the New York 'N... (Below threshold)

"We call it the New York 'Nanny' Burger, sir, no trans fats!"

CLINTON LATE TO JOIN LINE<b... (Below threshold)

A Chappaqua restaurant designs new burger

Chappaqua, NY (AP)

Chappaqua police officer, Jamil Hussein stated today Pres. Bill Clinton was late to join a line that was forming of customers that wanted to be first to taste a new burger offered by a Chappaqua restaurant. The officer said Clinton's limo was the first to arrive at the restaurant, but Clinton did not immediately exit the vehicle. When he finally did emerge in a cloud of cigar smoke, Clinton was seen pulling up his pants and Monica Lewinsky was wiping off her blue dress. Officer Hussein reported that Clinton said exiting the vehicle, "I came here to satisfy my hunger and by chance will get a great burger".

"We call it the Triple Bypa... (Below threshold)

"We call it the Triple Bypass Burger. Would you like a side of our Flatline Fries to go with it?"

Under Islam, this much meat... (Below threshold)

Under Islam, this much meat would need to be covered in a burqa.


The new Rosie O'Donnell burger. "Brittney, eat one of these a day, and in a month you can hide your naughty bits behind a flesh loincloth just like me!"

"President Clinton, we pres... (Below threshold)

"President Clinton, we present you the Sandy"

Store Motto:"We use ... (Below threshold)

Store Motto:
"We use protection when we touch your meat."

Talk about mouth watering d... (Below threshold)

Talk about mouth watering delicious!

That burger don't look half bad either.

"There is no copyright infr... (Below threshold)

"There is no copyright infringment; this is three obese patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."

Customer Michael Moore: You... (Below threshold)

Customer Michael Moore: Your burger is ready.

Nurse, can we skip the burg... (Below threshold)

Nurse, can we skip the burger and just go straight to the "mouth to mouth"?

Thr Transfats underworld is... (Below threshold)

Thr Transfats underworld is in full swing in NYC. Here we see a young "fat whore" pushing her wares to our camerman. "Go ahead, take a bite.", she says. "The first one is free."

would you like fries with t... (Below threshold)

would you like fries with that Mr. Moore?

"Thats a whole lot of coles... (Below threshold)

"Thats a whole lot of colesterol going down there!"

Can you super-size my Zocor... (Below threshold)

Can you super-size my Zocor, too?

Honey, let's forget about t... (Below threshold)
Elroy Jetson:

Honey, let's forget about the burger. Why don't you come on over here and ask me to cough?

Amy was surprised to find h... (Below threshold)

Amy was surprised to find herself charged with attempted murder on her first morning at work.

Get yer trans fats while th... (Below threshold)

Get yer trans fats while they last!

"You want fries widdat?"</p... (Below threshold)

"You want fries widdat?"

Here is a related photo fro... (Below threshold)

Here is a related photo from the Heart Attack Grill:


(warning: take your nitroglycerine pill before opening photo)

After her recent pledge to ... (Below threshold)

After her recent pledge to not seek impeachment procedings against the President and Vice-President, Nancy Pelosi offers Dick Cheney an early Christmas present.

Hey,I'm missing a ... (Below threshold)


I'm missing a pattie!

The fast food/cholesterol d... (Below threshold)

The fast food/cholesterol drug cold war heats up with the introduction of the Gut Bomb, which comes with a medium drink, medium fries and a crash cart.

Here you go Mr Litvinenko. ... (Below threshold)

Here you go Mr Litvinenko. One Nuclear Burger with the works.

That's stretching it young ... (Below threshold)

That's stretching it young lady!

"Here's you're order, Mr. S... (Below threshold)

"Here's you're order, Mr. Simpson."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...a three 1/4 pound burger-stacker with extra fat and alllllll the trimmings...including cream filling...harlalarllrlralrl..."

Intoducing the new "Bure... (Below threshold)

Intoducing the new "Bureaucrat Burger" loaded with fat, pork, grease and earmarked for big spender's..

"Hi, my name is Angie. I'l... (Below threshold)

"Hi, my name is Angie. I'll be your server/cardiac nurse for the evening."

Michael Moore a trois... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Michael Moore a trois

where's the beef?... (Below threshold)

where's the beef?

EAT ME!... (Below threshold)


Now that the Democratic-led... (Below threshold)

Now that the Democratic-led congress had raised the minimum wage, fast-food workers everywhere are saying "thank you" the only way they know how.
Support the unionization of Wal-Mart and get a triple burger deluxe on the house!

Believe it or not, we pulle... (Below threshold)

Believe it or not, we pulled six of these out of former President Carter's ass.

e-coli = mad cow cubed</... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

e-coli = mad cow cubed

You think this is bad, you ... (Below threshold)

You think this is bad, you should whats growing out of my OTHER hand.


Help me Doc, I've got a girl growing out of my bun!

Well, that species is now ... (Below threshold)

Well, that species is now extinct. Let's eat!

1. The burger's clear; the... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

1. The burger's clear; the girl is blurry. Another reason to quit using the "auto-focus" feature on the camera

2. I had to fast 12 hours for my cholesterol check. What's for lunch?

3. I said no bun! I'm on the Atkins diet!

4. Honey, thanks for getting that life insurance policy. Here, I made you something special....

(Okay, I'm out of ideas, now.)

"Another appetizer, Senator... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

"Another appetizer, Senator Kennedy?"

"For $1.99 more you can hav... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

"For $1.99 more you can have the combo which includes a large order of fries and a defibrillator."

Waitress: Would You like a ... (Below threshold)

Waitress: Would You like a mug of blood thinner with Your burger?

The new nightcrawler deluxe... (Below threshold)

The new nightcrawler deluxe burger for Mr. Claus!

Rosie O'Donnel, sans pantie... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Rosie O'Donnel, sans panties, gets out of the car.

"OK, here's #3, the other 9... (Below threshold)

"OK, here's #3, the other 9 will be right out Mr Moore"

Name your temptation. Lust?... (Below threshold)

Name your temptation. Lust? Gluttony? We got 'em all!

Robin's thoughts; "... (Below threshold)

Robin's thoughts; " Holy Batman will be REALLY PISSED if ignore that "Bat Signal" overhead, but this chick wants to watch me lick the cheese out from between these burgers in just my mask and cape ....I think she likes me!"

Robin's thoughts; "Holy Buz... (Below threshold)

Robin's thoughts; "Holy BuzzKill! Batman will be REALLY PISSED if ignore that "Bat Signal" overhead, but this chick wants to watch me lick the cheese out from between these burgers in just my mask and cape ....I think she likes me."

Here's your order President... (Below threshold)

Here's your order President Clinton, your Fries will be right up too.

Here's your Liza Minnelli b... (Below threshold)

Here's your Liza Minnelli burger. Yes sir Mayor Bloomburg(er) and not one gram of Trans-Fat!

The only burger in the worl... (Below threshold)

The only burger in the world that requires 2 bowls of Colon Blow cereal.

Protologist-in-training Ang... (Below threshold)

Protologist-in-training Angela DuPree displays the deposit that had blocked Senator Ted Kennedy's colon.

Heart Attack on a Bun.... (Below threshold)

Heart Attack on a Bun.

New mother Kurley Frey, rec... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

New mother Kurley Frey, recent graduate of Ronald MacDonald University, proudly displays her new triplets.

Shortly after this photo was taken, the Hamburglar skipped town, leaving Ms. Frey with another bun in the oven.

PETA Kryptonite... (Below threshold)

PETA Kryptonite

It's a Sandy Burger with se... (Below threshold)

It's a Sandy Burger with secret documents stuffed between the patties!

John Kerry's finger is trag... (Below threshold)

John Kerry's finger is tragically snipped off after he points one too many times, finding its way into a super burger special.

OPRAH COME BACK! ! ! ! !</p... (Below threshold)


And you all doubted the thr... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

And you all doubted the threat posed by 'uncovered meat'

"Yes the gloves are include... (Below threshold)

"Yes the gloves are included..They come in handy when you manually have to clean out your colon tomorrow..."

Hmmmm, maybe I'll still tak... (Below threshold)

Hmmmm, maybe I'll still take my chances with the tacos.

Slick Willy Special!... (Below threshold)

Slick Willy Special!

Waiter!! There's a fly in m... (Below threshold)

Waiter!! There's a fly in my Burger!!

Wow....Nice buns! Hey.....c... (Below threshold)

Wow....Nice buns! Hey.....can I get a shake with that?

Mr. Clinton, that line's getting kinda old.....

Unfortunately, five seconds... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately, five seconds later the record-setting burger was consumed by a group of stray cats, unable to resist so much uncovered meat.

Burger King CEO Tiffany Jon... (Below threshold)

Burger King CEO Tiffany Jones announced a joint venture with Toyota Motor's Hybrid division on an burger-based alternative fuels project designed to free the United States of its dependency on foreign oil. Rather than stopping at a gas station, drivers will pull up to a Burger King restuarant drive-through window to refuel.

In the photograph above, Jones displays the "Long Distance Deluxe with extra cheese" which Toyota engineers say will power the new hybrids for a distance of 250-300 miles.

"Excuse me, waitress, you f... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Excuse me, waitress, you forgot my side order of Lipitor."

"One angioplasty coming rig... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"One angioplasty coming right up!"

Did you order a side of fri... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:

Did you order a side of fries and a coke with your bronto-burger sir?

One Michael Moore appetizer... (Below threshold)

One Michael Moore appetizer up.

The new Sesame Street Muppe... (Below threshold)

The new Sesame Street Muppet is Hamilton Burger with his assistant, Della Streetwalker.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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