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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was yey another smash hit, with many top quality entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, delivers remarks at a gathering celebrating her election as the first woman speaker of the House of Representatives, Jan. 4, 2007, in Washington. The spotlight belonged to Nancy Pelosi on Thursday as she became the first woman in U.S. history to stand at the head of the House of Representatives, second in line to the presidency. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (IllTemperedCur) - "Speaker Pelosi shows off her kung fu, claiming that Rumsfeld's 'Grimace Palm' fighting style is no match for her 'Leaping Vulcan Whore' technique."

2) (Peter F.) - "Oh crap....my...lips...are...stuck..."

3) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "You can dress up a howler monkey, but it's still going to shriek incoherently and sling feces."

Honorable Mention

4) (loaner1967) - "Now this is the point I really want you to get... I am a complete Attention Whore."

5) (smitch) - "Flashing Vulcan gang signs, Speaker Pelosi signals Spock to lower the defense shields."

6) (John in CA) - "The new Nancy Pelosi blow-up doll was unveiled yesterday. As promised, it's even more life-like than the real Pelosi."

The Dishonoring Her Honor Award goes to:

(Arcticman Speaks!) - "Do you like my pearl necklace? This is how you get one."

Until next Friday...

Comments (3)

IllTemperedCur, you've mana... (Below threshold)

IllTemperedCur, you've managed to insult Vulcans, whores, leaping Vulcans, leaping whores, leaping Vulcan whores, and leaping all in short, hilarious sentence. You deserved to win. Keep up the good work!

The best thing to happen to... (Below threshold)

The best thing to happen to Republicans in 2007 is Nancy Pelosi. She is so inpet that moderates will run back full speed to the GOP.

Thanks Bullwinkle, but I th... (Below threshold)

Thanks Bullwinkle, but I think that this was a one-fer, largely attributable to dextromethorphan, aching flu-ridden muscles and lack of sleep.






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