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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Snow drill : South Korean special warfare forces train in the snow during the winter field drill in Pyeonchang some 182 kms (113 miles) east of Seoul. (AFP/Kim Jae-Hwan)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (101)

Ah-snow, ah-snow.... (Below threshold)

Ah-snow, ah-snow.

While the rest of his comra... (Below threshold)

While the rest of his comrades were roaring and beating their chests, Kato was thinking about how the cold from the snow made his nipples feel all tingly.

"After decimating Frosty's ... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

"After decimating Frosty's Army, soldiers smeared their bodies with the entrails"

Tokyo had survived Godzilla... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Tokyo had survived Godzilla and Mothra, but residents trembled in fear as the breath of Mega-Frosty froze the Japanese army in its tracks.

NEWS ALERT: Japanese specia... (Below threshold)

NEWS ALERT: Japanese special forces on a mission to re-deploy to Okinawa have overshot their target and landed in Colorado.....

Hamas militants recoil afte... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hamas militants recoil after Israeli forces unveil their newest weapon - a cocaine cannon that both disrupts crowds with non-lethal force and uses ensuing drug addiction to crush morale.

Eager to show Kim Jung-il h... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Eager to show Kim Jung-il he's not the only bug-nuts Asian on the peninsula, South Korean students prepare to ritualistically pound snow before destroying a thirty-foot ice sculpture of the reclusive North Korean leader's pompadour.

SPeaker Pelosi (sorry while... (Below threshold)
retired military:

SPeaker Pelosi (sorry while I barf for a second before I finish this)

Speaker Pelosi justified her proposed cuts in the defense budget by showing pictures of new and innovative ways for soldiers to do less expensive cold weather training.

"The military doesnt need expensive gear to conduct training." Pelosi was over heard. "These low cost methods will save billions for the children. My staff is compiling extensive data on hang gliders to replace current pilot training. These methods are much more environmentally friend as well. "

Cocaine has become a major ... (Below threshold)

Cocaine has become a major problem in the Chinese military.

DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING! D... (Below threshold)


Marion Barry's constituents... (Below threshold)

Marion Barry's constituents ensured that he would get a place in the D.C. politics Hall of Fame.

"I just know William Jeffer... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"I just know William Jefferson left some money around here somewhere."

Abdominal Snowmen... (Below threshold)

Abdominal Snowmen

The Iron Chef competition g... (Below threshold)

The Iron Chef competition gets jiggy as members of the audience tear into the powdered sugar supply.

Outside Congress, Tibetan p... (Below threshold)

Outside Congress, Tibetan pilgrams chanted: "Nancy! Nancy! Nancy! as the new Snow Queen was elected as Speaker of the House.

On hot summer days in South... (Below threshold)

On hot summer days in South Korea, the strong stench of "garlicky kimchee and poop" permeates the air. To relieve themselves of this constant anguish Koreans have resorted to taking lye baths in the middle of day.

US Democrats arranged a dem... (Below threshold)

US Democrats arranged a demonstration by the South Korean military of future fighting techniques under a Hillary Clinton presidency.

Pelosi's new aides being tr... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Pelosi's new aides being trained in the latest snow job techniques.

Michael Keaton and Gedde Wa... (Below threshold)

Michael Keaton and Gedde Watanabe star in "Gung Ho 2", showcasing a Democratic Senator's quest to bring Japanese training methods to the US Marine Corps.

Liberals definition of "Col... (Below threshold)

Liberals definition of "Cold War".

... and then John Kerry sai... (Below threshold)

... and then John Kerry said "the South Korean troops are stupid, too."

A still shot from the new f... (Below threshold)

A still shot from the new fitness video, "Abs of Ice." Available at retail stores now.

Tuna company workers in Spe... (Below threshold)

Tuna company workers in Speaker Pelosi's district react to being excluded from proposed minimum wage increases.

The new Vegas act 'Samaria ... (Below threshold)

The new Vegas act 'Samaria Choir Boys' takes a long deserved break at Mike Tyson's place.

Senate pages celebrating th... (Below threshold)

Senate pages celebrating the Demo takeover

No one knows why the "cocai... (Below threshold)

No one knows why the "cocainikaze" movement never caught on.

The last thing I saw before... (Below threshold)

The last thing I saw before my intervention.

"Hey... why is the snow her... (Below threshold)

"Hey... why is the snow here yellow?"

The feared South Korean cra... (Below threshold)

The feared South Korean crack special forces unit known as the Yellow Snow.

Middle guy: "Well I have t... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Middle guy: "Well I have to admit, this is a lot more pleasant than listening to a Hillary Clinton speach..."

"Yukikaze!!"<... (Below threshold)


Wussy SK SO troops try to c... (Below threshold)

Wussy SK SO troops try to copy US Special Forces training techniques, but forget to take off their clothing below the waist.

North Korea tries out it's ... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

North Korea tries out it's new WMD on South Korean troops - a 1 kilo ton Coke tipped bomb! Party on!

The trouble with Korean War... (Below threshold)

The trouble with Korean War - too much MSG. And an hour later you want to fight again.

..um...just realised they w... (Below threshold)

..um...just realised they were South Korean and NOT Japanese...my bad.

New Korean adoption rules :... (Below threshold)

New Korean adoption rules : US Military to adopt 17 year olds. Quick snow fight then off to Iraq.

The annual US/South Korea j... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

The annual US/South Korea joint training exercise ends with the traditional snowball fight. The US troops head to the Club to drink beer while the Koreans mourn their defeat

South Korean soldiers celeb... (Below threshold)
Jack Burton:

South Korean soldiers celebrate the largest cocaine seizure ever.

The very spec... (Below threshold)

The very special forces of the South Korean Army's Brokeback Mountain Division.

The Ban Ki-moon cheerleadin... (Below threshold)

The Ban Ki-moon cheerleading squad working on a new routine.

3 South Korean Boys, one of... (Below threshold)

3 South Korean Boys, one of many failed answers to 2 Chinese Boys, go over-the-top in another terrible YouTube video.

"I love the smell of frostb... (Below threshold)

"I love the smell of frostbite in the morning!"

No, no, no! Sergeant! Giv... (Below threshold)

No, no, no! Sergeant! Give them shovels, and someone wake up Hicks!

2009 - Newly out-of-the-clo... (Below threshold)

2009 - Newly out-of-the-closet troops under the incoming Clinton administration celebrate the end of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell".

Hey Babe. My Willie is like... (Below threshold)

Hey Babe. My Willie is like a jelly bean and my nuts are like rasins but, hey! Check me out when summer comes!

The classic Korean porno fi... (Below threshold)

The classic Korean porno film, "Cum on Down To Our Snowbank", reaches its climactic scene.


The Korean version of Scarface takes an unexpected plot twist.

South Korea's first Festiva... (Below threshold)

South Korea's first Festival of Cocaine was a great success.

Nancy Pelosi's non-unionize... (Below threshold)

Nancy Pelosi's non-unionized vineyard workers finally get a long-overdue ski vacation.

With aspirations for future... (Below threshold)

With aspirations for futures in politics, young South Koreans take a cue from Senator Barack "Beach Babe McCokespoon" Obama's recent shirtless frolic and revelations of past cocaine use.

It soon became evident that... (Below threshold)

It soon became evident that the Koreans were not the guys for the cocaine intercept duty

Cuckoo for snowco puffs... (Below threshold)

Cuckoo for snowco puffs

Tatoo..the pain the pain!</... (Below threshold)

Tatoo..the pain the pain!

Mr Ruoarke: Welcome to lil kim island!

"To get rich is glorious ..... (Below threshold)

"To get rich is glorious ... but it's pretty fun to play in the snow also." - Revised quotes of Deng Xiaoping

President Kerry's choice to... (Below threshold)

President Kerry's choice to outfit the South Korean Army with spitballs proved to be flawed military strategy during North Korea's 2010 invasion.

North Korean soldiers posit... (Below threshold)

North Korean soldiers positioned just over the DMZ cry out "There was shrinkage!" as they are mocked by the South Korean Army.

North Korean soldiers expre... (Below threshold)

North Korean soldiers express anguish at finding out the fortifications of the infamous "Impenetrable Kim Jong-il Line" was comprised entirely of snow forts.

Um, wasn't this used before... (Below threshold)

Um, wasn't this used before? The picture, that is.

Anyway, here's the quote:
"In an attempt to get critcal praise at the upcoming Sundance Film festival and high DVD sales in Japan, the South Korean Film Board has finished the final cut of 'Brokeback Bukake'."

Police described the victim... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Police described the victims as "snow-capped" - the trademark hit of the snowman mafia

To their delight, South Kor... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

To their delight, South Korean soldiers discover Gay Gallagher doesn't smash watermelons.

Shrinkage!... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:


Korean goldmedalists in th... (Below threshold)

Korean goldmedalists in the new olympic sport of snowplow spray agony endurance!

Japan unveils its new, poli... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Japan unveils its new, politically correct kamikaze pilot program.

"Boom shakalaka, boom... (Below threshold)

"Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka boom!"

Stripes - Korean Style

Bukkake. You keep using th... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Bukkake. You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Below 32 degrees, waterboar... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Below 32 degrees, waterboarding doesn't torture, it tickles.

Why are they wearing gloves... (Below threshold)

Why are they wearing gloves? To protect themselves from the cold?

"Say hello to my little fri... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Once again, South Korea fai... (Below threshold)

Once again, South Korea fails to medal in the World Snowball Fight Championships.

Outtakes from Clint Eastwoo... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Outtakes from Clint Eastwood's critically acclaimed new film "Letters From Seoul: Those Wonky Koreans, Is There Anything They Won't Do For To Get On Camera?"

(LOL. Next time I'll look a lil closer at the picture and notice that that is the symbol from the South Korean flag before making Japanese refereces! Hey, it was hard to see it. I know, I know, I know, click on the picture, blah, blah, blah...lol)

"North Korean President Kim... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"North Korean President Kim Jong Il said he viewed today's military manuevers by the South Koreans as a "clear act of purposeful aggression" and that "frankly, I was little turned on, too."

If you wanna hang out youve... (Below threshold)
Eric Clapton:

If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

Peter F., shouldn't that be... (Below threshold)

Peter F., shouldn't that be

Say hello to my little blue friend.

Montana free for all! ... (Below threshold)

Montana free for all!

.um...just realised they... (Below threshold)

.um...just realised they were South Korean and NOT Japanese...my bad.

Posted by: markm at January 12, 2007 10:28 AM

markm's the only one admitting to the same problem many of us round-eye suffer from.

Cancel the contest, markm wins. (I don't know why that's so funny, but it is)

THE NORTH KOREAN ARMY GETS ... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:


Shrinkage or not, those Sou... (Below threshold)

Shrinkage or not, those South Korean boys are hot.

And the above wasn't really... (Below threshold)

And the above wasn't really meant to be a caption, just my personal observation as a female.

"I'd rather be half naked i... (Below threshold)

"I'd rather be half naked in a winter blizzard than genetically related to Barbara Boxer"

Speaker Pelosi reveals a pi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Speaker Pelosi reveals a picture depicting how the democrats would fight terrorism if they held the presidency.

Horny young guys enjoying t... (Below threshold)

Horny young guys enjoying their first snowjob.

Captured South Korean troop... (Below threshold)

Captured South Korean troops face a North Korean snowball firing squad. Conventional ammunition is in short supply in the communist country due to the complete embargo on North Korea as a result of Kim Jong-il's nuclear tests.

"This is PURE SNOW! Do you... (Below threshold)

"This is PURE SNOW! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is???"

Tony Montana's bodyguards c... (Below threshold)

Tony Montana's bodyguards celebrate a rival gang's defeat.

(to be sung with the approp... (Below threshold)
Go Bears Man:

(to be sung with the appropriate melody)...

G.I. Cho, Tae Kwon Do
Why are you playing in the snow?

cocaine is a hell of a drug... (Below threshold)

cocaine is a hell of a drug. (in my best rick james voice)

Jerry Lee Lewis Concert<br ... (Below threshold)

Jerry Lee Lewis Concert
(Whole Lot Of Shakin Going On)

Later that night Mr. Foley'... (Below threshold)

Later that night Mr. Foley's dreams were haunted by hairless ompaloompas dipped in powdered sugar.

"Guys, stop playing in the ... (Below threshold)

"Guys, stop playing in the anthrax pile! That's to send to the USA!"

Team Korea: F**k Yeah!... (Below threshold)

Team Korea: F**k Yeah!

Putting the "F" back in Freedom.

The San Francisco 49ers che... (Below threshold)

The San Francisco 49ers cheerleaders celebrate an upset victory in Denver.

George W. Bush's new weapon... (Below threshold)

George W. Bush's new weapons to to go along with his new, new, new, new, new plan finally beat those "damn surgents over there in that IRAK."

"And now, time for MXC's mo... (Below threshold)

"And now, time for MXC's most Painful Eliminations of the Day, brought to you by Pixy Stix...that's gotta hurt! Right you are Ken..."

Hey!! I passed these guys t... (Below threshold)

Hey!! I passed these guys this morning on the way to Caribou coffee!

Sorry guys!

Missing for weeks from U.S.... (Below threshold)

Missing for weeks from U.S. headlines, Al Gore has finally been located in Korea, where he is giving a series of Global Warming presentations. Although the general public gave Gore a warm Asian welcome, the military found great fun in ridiculing Gore's theory during winter drills.

Ben & Jerry's have just ann... (Below threshold)

Ben & Jerry's have just announced their newest flavor release: Iced Fried Rice.

By the time the typo was di... (Below threshold)

By the time the typo was discovered the ice paddy had been completely harvested.

Today Santa's reindeer hear... (Below threshold)

Today Santa's reindeer heard the news that their jobs were being outsourced to South Korea.

The Pillsbury Dough Boy's f... (Below threshold)

The Pillsbury Dough Boy's family were only able to identify his remains by his hat and scarf.

The Bumble, with the help o... (Below threshold)

The Bumble, with the help of his brethren, finally devises a plan to extract vengence on Dennis and Yukon Cornelius.

Kim Jong-il delivers his ve... (Below threshold)

Kim Jong-il delivers his version of "snow" to the South Koreans as a "gift".

Rodney Dill:
Silly rabbit. Bumbles bounce. ;-)

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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