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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Indian folk dancers perform during the festival of gardens in the northern Indian city of Chandigarh February 24, 2007. The festival runs in the month of February every year for three days and includes flower shows and music and dance performances. REUTERS/Ajay Verma (INDIA)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (122)

Raise your hands, raise you... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Raise your hands, raise your hands if you're Sure.

Magic carpet ride... (Below threshold)

Magic carpet ride

DRUDGEBREAKING: Al Qaeda in... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Al Qaeda in Pakistan has continued to elude capture by adopting a smaller footprint approach... Developing...

Criminey, Jugdish, where in... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

Criminey, Jugdish, where in Vishnu did you get this hashish?

"Look, Ma--No Legs!!" said ... (Below threshold)

"Look, Ma--No Legs!!" said the soccer team after a visit from AlQueda.

A demonstration for how usi... (Below threshold)

A demonstration for how using the alien propulsion technology India has been keeping from the rest of the world could curb global warming. (Or at least serve as a carbon offset for the holy cows.)


Guy on the far right: "How come I got a pink hat?"

This should be an Olympic C... (Below threshold)

This should be an Olympic Competition, holding an
AK47 over your head.

"Simon says, lift up your l... (Below threshold)

"Simon says, lift up your left foot..."
"Simon says, lift up your right foot..."
"Dang... these guys are good."

Reminder to self... gotta p... (Below threshold)

Reminder to self... gotta pick up some Beano at the store.

The Taliban's Don't Ask, Do... (Below threshold)

The Taliban's Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy is evident during this training exercise.

The Olympic Committee annou... (Below threshold)

The Olympic Committee announced today the new sport of Synchronized Levitation will be included in the 2016 Olympics to be held in Pune, India.

In hindsight, Chandrasekhar... (Below threshold)

In hindsight, Chandrasekhar really regretted his choice of going commando today.

Palistinian election rules:... (Below threshold)

Palistinian election rules: Drop candidates from plane, the first to hit, wins.

Testing of the main propuls... (Below threshold)

Testing of the main propulsion units for the newly announced Indian spaceprogram. Chief Engineer "Beans" Bhindarvi proclaimed the test, based on cutting edge bio-technology, a ripping success.

Stephan Hawking was expecti... (Below threshold)

Stephan Hawking was expecting more from his first experience with weightlessness.

An Indian skydiving team mo... (Below threshold)

An Indian skydiving team moments before impact.

"It's fun to stay at the <b... (Below threshold)

"It's fun to stay at the Y - M - C - A !"

The saag paneer there is ta... (Below threshold)

The saag paneer there is tasty, but it doesn't help your carbon footprint, if you know what I mean...

Al Qaeda in Iraq, with a bi... (Below threshold)
BAron Von Ottomatic:

Al Qaeda in Iraq, with a big shout out to Qods, unveils its latest mine sweeping technology.

Business class on the new p... (Below threshold)

Business class on the new psychic flyer airline.

Look ma no legs... (Below threshold)

Look ma no legs

Shocked to see the cricket ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Shocked to see the cricket ball streaking towards them at groin level, Team India flawlessly excutes the Bouncing Betty Bailout.

France proposes adding 'Syn... (Below threshold)

France proposes adding 'Synchronized Surrender' as an Olympic sport.

In retrospect, using a six-... (Below threshold)
Baron von Ottomatic:

In retrospect, using a six-man trebuchet to cross the Ganges wasn't such a great idea.

Several software engineers ... (Below threshold)

Several software engineers celebrate when they learn they've won yet another contract from an American Company that pays them $2 and hour.

Camp Hillary reacts to the ... (Below threshold)

Camp Hillary reacts to the news that John McCain has thrown his hat into the race.

Al Gore saw adoring fans ev... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Al Gore saw adoring fans everywhere break out in spontaneous waves of celebration now that the science behind "An Inconvenient Truth" had been validated by the Motion Picture Association of America.

Bollywood's new children's ... (Below threshold)

Bollywood's new children's show TeleTurbans is in the news. Sheikh Falwell says the purple one is an infidel...

Damn, fustian. You just sto... (Below threshold)

Damn, fustian. You just stole my thunder...

"Put'em up!"Clint ... (Below threshold)

"Put'em up!"

Clint Eastwood faces another problem while trying to shoot a "Curry Western".

Informed the US would be us... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Informed the US would be using its grain to fuel the ethanol boondoggle, Indian farmers celebrate the prospect of America outsourcing its food production too.

The Flying Imams Strike Aga... (Below threshold)

The Flying Imams Strike Again

Shown here using their "Gra... (Below threshold)
U. P. Man:

Shown here using their "Gravity Offset" the new childrens group the Squiggly Flyers.

Six legless former Sunni wa... (Below threshold)

Six legless former Sunni warriors learn a new profession.

Free at last, Free at last,... (Below threshold)

Free at last, Free at last, The Oompa Loompa's are Free at last!

The Board of Directors of 7... (Below threshold)

The Board of Directors of 7/11 celebrate the announcement of record profits.

Making an effort to win pop... (Below threshold)

Making an effort to win popular support for their cause, the Taliban sends a contingent to compete in the new reality series Dancing With The Mullahs.

Transcendental Levitation..... (Below threshold)

Transcendental Levitation....
Look Mahareshi, no legs!

India drew on its biggest a... (Below threshold)

India drew on its biggest asset, its vast population, in designing this labor intensive Anti-Ballistic Missile Defense Shield that was launched today along the Pakistani border.

Fun & games at the IBM Tech... (Below threshold)

Fun & games at the IBM Tech Support company picnic.

Al Qaeda in Training contes... (Below threshold)

Al Qaeda in Training contestants compete in the Rocket Propelled Grenade Jump. Participants are judged on style points; the height of the jump; survivability.

Photographer: "This will be... (Below threshold)

Photographer: "This will be a great shot, guys! Hold that position!"

Iran's Revolutionary Guard ... (Below threshold)

Iran's Revolutionary Guard recruits, in their ceremonial rainbow colored dress uniforms, end basic training with the traditional leap and holler of Allah Akbar.

Feeling down, need a lift i... (Below threshold)

Feeling down, need a lift in that special place, Try new Levitrol -- for levitations lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attentions

The World Cup is ours! All ... (Below threshold)

The World Cup is ours! All hail Tendulkar, Dravid & Ganguly!

Once again the Rainbow Coal... (Below threshold)

Once again the Rainbow Coalition has been banned from marching in NYC's St. Patrick's Day Parade. However, this year the group has found a unique way to circumvent the fine letter of the law.

A group of Californians, wh... (Below threshold)

A group of Californians, who want Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to run for the US Senate, have started their kick-off campaign and their website, "PumpItUp.org"

Operation TurbanDrop made a... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Operation TurbanDrop made a huge impact with the crowd, roughly 0.01 seconds after this photo was taken


Boy, those Dyson vacuum cleaners can pick up anything. Too bad they cropped it out of the photo

Pakistan has solved the gas... (Below threshold)

Pakistan has solved the gas crisis.

No, Srinivas, I said, "Our ... (Below threshold)

No, Srinivas, I said, "Our band should try doing a few COVERS!"

"Hey, Al. We won't leave an... (Below threshold)

"Hey, Al. We won't leave any carbon footprints here!"

"Did you say you saw a snak... (Below threshold)

"Did you say you saw a snake?"

New DNA evidence suggests t... (Below threshold)

New DNA evidence suggests that the father of Anna Nicole's baby was from the subcontinent.

The IslamaTubbies all joine... (Below threshold)

The IslamaTubbies all joined in the chant of "Lala Akbar! Lala Akbazr!"

Sorry, no "z" in the final ... (Below threshold)

Sorry, no "z" in the final word. Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend....

Another Inconvenient Truth:... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Another Inconvenient Truth: Levitation is the only green way to fly.(Shhhh! Don't tell Al Gore.)

Laughing Lebanese Legless L... (Below threshold)

Laughing Lebanese Legless Leapers Levitating

See ya
cathy :)

Will the father of Anna Nic... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Will the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby please rise.

Passengers on Tehran's new ... (Below threshold)

Passengers on Tehran's new Flying Carpet Bus

I do believe we've got it! ... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

I do believe we've got it! Trust me, we still have plenty of time .... we just need 4 more lords a leaping.

I don't remember a brown po... (Below threshold)

I don't remember a brown power ranger.

Why do I gotta be the Pink ... (Below threshold)

Why do I gotta be the Pink Martyr?

Cause your a fag**t, that's why.

The Indian Navy tries out i... (Below threshold)

The Indian Navy tries out its new curry powered flying back-packs

The newly formed Indian bas... (Below threshold)

The newly formed Indian baseball team practice their "sliding into home" technique.

I believe I can fly<p... (Below threshold)

I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the sky

I think about it every night and day

Wilson/Plame are crooks will fly away

Give me a P... Give me an E... (Below threshold)

Give me a P... Give me an E... Give me an L... Give me a O... Give me an S... Give me an I...

What's it spell?


The Al-Aqsa Teletubbies Bri... (Below threshold)

The Al-Aqsa Teletubbies Brigade.

The newest Gay Pride moveme... (Below threshold)

The newest Gay Pride movement got off to a good start in India this week.

Look Ma - no feet.... (Below threshold)

Look Ma - no feet.

Sheik Yur Booty! ... (Below threshold)

Sheik Yur Booty!

Who ever said moon shoes di... (Below threshold)
Emmanuel Tsaparikos:

Who ever said moon shoes didn't work?

Bwaaahhh bwaaahhh Wheres ou... (Below threshold)

Bwaaahhh bwaaahhh Wheres our 72 Bhudas?

Wu-Tang Clan 2.0... (Below threshold)

Wu-Tang Clan 2.0

In recent news, the Village... (Below threshold)

In recent news, the Village People were reincarnated yesterday. Experts believe Al Qaeda influence may be behind this potentially devestating event.

Come on everybody, RAISE TH... (Below threshold)
Brian Kasen:

Come on everybody, RAISE THE ROOF!!!!

In the new Bollywood telepl... (Below threshold)

In the new Bollywood teleplay: "To Sikh Out Life and New Civilizations," the two Red Vests are destined to be killed off early.

"At a press conference this... (Below threshold)

"At a press conference this afternoon India's top scientist unveiled their new antigravity turban, which will revolutionize travel in the east"

Y M C A... (Below threshold)


The Sikh Team practicing th... (Below threshold)

The Sikh Team practicing their moves for the Slam Dunk Contest for the All-Star weekend!

We won the lottery. Its in ... (Below threshold)

We won the lottery. Its in my e-mail. We won!!!...

Shoe-store thieves at the L... (Below threshold)

Shoe-store thieves at the Lahore Penitentiary rejoice as Warden Bhati announces the arrival of this year's stump pillows

Its fun to be in the Islami... (Below threshold)

Its fun to be in the Islamic Y - M - C - A!!!!! Its fun to be in the Islamic Y - M - C - A!!!

The new IED's from Afghanis... (Below threshold)

The new IED's from Afghanistan, International Exploratory Dance

Hadji powers, activate!<br ... (Below threshold)

Hadji powers, activate!
Sim sim aala bim!

Say! the new chear leaders ... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

Say! the new chear leaders are excited about the new mascot. They've done away with with the indian chief and now we have a picture of allah AS THE MASCOT.

Fruit of the Loom, New Delh... (Below threshold)

Fruit of the Loom, New Delhi division, demonstrates the local version of their "talking fruit" advertising scheme at a publicity function.

"We're gonna make it after ... (Below threshold)

"We're gonna make it after alllllll!!!"

Backstreet Boys are back in... (Below threshold)

Backstreet Boys are back in tha hizzouse

Enough with the whirling, i... (Below threshold)

Enough with the whirling, it's time to start leaping!

wiiiiiiiiiiiii!... (Below threshold)


Gay Pride: Getting more cre... (Below threshold)
Kyle Floyd:

Gay Pride: Getting more creative all the time.

"We wanna be M&M's!!!!"... (Below threshold)

"We wanna be M&M's!!!!"

Who says curry doesn't give... (Below threshold)

Who says curry doesn't give ya a real kick?

We give up! up! and away, m... (Below threshold)

We give up! up! and away, my beautiful, my beautiful.

Sufi mystics demonstrate pr... (Below threshold)

Sufi mystics demonstrate proper technique for negotiating a minefield.

Bollywood releases it's new... (Below threshold)

Bollywood releases it's newest take on Western mashups. Its a cross bewteen the TeleTubbies and the Back Street Boys, called TeliBolliBack. Getting on the early tabloid mill mashup, Preadesh Hussieni, who plays the purple Tinky Winky / Lance Bass character, tries to launch the whole group into orbit as they sing a Hindi version of Steppenwolfs 'Magic Carpet Ride'.

To discover the art of levi... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

To discover the art of levitation, remember: Sikh and ye shall find

Ladies and gentlemen...the ... (Below threshold)

Ladies and gentlemen...the Carbon Offset Dancers!!!


All of the John Edward supporters from New Hampshire attempt to do "the wave."


A subset of voters the Democrat Party has thus far ignore: the levitation vote.


Uri Geller's here! Hooray!


BANG!Gotcha.... (Below threshold)



hey all of you ignorant hat... (Below threshold)

hey all of you ignorant hatemongers-

these guys are INDIANS and HINDUS, thus they are NOT the Taliban, terrorists, etc. jesus h. christ! how did i know that i would be SURE to find completely ignorant, moronic comments here?

Taliban Thaumatergic Turban... (Below threshold)

Taliban Thaumatergic Turbans,
add new Twist to Terrorists Tactics

It's Al CBS time!... (Below threshold)

It's Al CBS time!

"Maharishi Madness...catch ... (Below threshold)

"Maharishi Madness...catch it on CBS-India!"

"Holy Cow! Out and Pr... (Below threshold)

"Holy Cow! Out and Proud."

or better yet...

"Bollywood is bringing sexy back."

All be darn! Lorie Bryd fo... (Below threshold)
Steve Crickmore:

All be darn! Lorie Bryd found 6 Conservatives who are taking 'the high road' at the CPAC.

how did i know that i wo... (Below threshold)

how did i know that i would be SURE to find completely ignorant, moronic comments here?

Uh, cause you're the one leaving it dude. If someone wants to claim they're all Britney Spears former husbands for comedy's sake there's no problem with it. There's alway comedic license. I guess your bigotry that all Indians are Hindu is OK, though, even though I've worked with Christains from India and presumably some of them are Moslem as well. Undoubtedly some are buddhists.

The "Dog Pound" responds to... (Below threshold)

The "Dog Pound" responds to Kelly's new...ummm...girls.

President Al Gore's cabinet... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Al Gore's cabinet displayed the latest strategy to defeat global warming - vigorous exercise to reduce the need for electrical heat for warmth.

Everybody Have Fun Tonight.... (Below threshold)

Everybody Have Fun Tonight... Everybody Wang Chung tonight

Popular Hindu Greeting card... (Below threshold)

Popular Hindu Greeting cards this Valentines day--
Vishnu were here, Kali miss you.
When we're together I Ganesh jump for joy

In the end the invisibility... (Below threshold)

In the end the invisibility potion was found to only work on elephants, but it did result in some unanticipated uses.

Training exercises for the ... (Below threshold)

Training exercises for the India's first manned space mission to land on the Sun.

"Human marionette," she sai... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"Human marionette," she said..."It beats sitting in a call center talking to some yahoo from Hoboken," she said..."They won't yank the lanyard around your scrotum that often," she said...

What do you call a man with... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hung on the wall? Art!

What do you call six Iranian men hanged publicly for being homosexuals? Saturday!

Walker, Hyderabad Ranger - ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Walker, Hyderabad Ranger - six down and 999,999,994 to go.

I'm sure glad that "slingsh... (Below threshold)

I'm sure glad that "slingshot" is here to teach us some tolerance.

And as soon as he starts practicing some of it, I'm sure we'll all be very happy to listen.

He's also not too hip to the whole comedy thing.

Maybe it's because he's so ANGRY.

Perhaps an amusing caption involving "slingshot" himself will cheer him up.

Let's see.


How about: "Slingshot" and his inbred siblings stamp their feet in impotent rage when they discover that the dancers were, in fact, Sikhs.

Eek, a Sikh!... (Below threshold)

Eek, a Sikh!

Ann Coulter's Fan Club perf... (Below threshold)

Ann Coulter's Fan Club performs "Light in the Jodhpurs" at the CPAC talent show.

Class of 2007 graduates fro... (Below threshold)

Class of 2007 graduates from Convenience Store Tech School rejoice after having received their diplomas.

Democrats throw up their ar... (Below threshold)

Democrats throw up their arms in a manly way as they respond to Ann Coulter's characterization of Edwards.

As Ross Perot warned during... (Below threshold)

As Ross Perot warned during the 1980's, when dealing with agreements with foreign countries that result in the exporting of jobs to countries such as Mexico and now India, you will hear "a great big sucking sound!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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