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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Competitors in the Stiletto Run race over 350 metres in PC Hooftstraat in Amsterdam March 8, 2007. The winner receives a monetary reward of 10,000 euro from the organizers, a glossy magazine. REUTERS/Toussaint Kluiters (NETHERLANDS)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (93)

The First Iranian "Run For ... (Below threshold)

The First Iranian "Run For The Border" marathon was a complete failure after three fourths of the female runners didn't return.

The difference between this... (Below threshold)

The difference between this picture and a picture of a bunch of midget politicians? One is a picture of cunning runts and....

(OK, I'm going to hell for that one...FH)

Run, Forrest, Run... (Below threshold)

Run, Forrest, Run

I see another IKEA is openi... (Below threshold)

I see another IKEA is opening

Condi's in the race!!!... (Below threshold)

Condi's in the race!!!

Give me back my playgirl! G... (Below threshold)

Give me back my playgirl! Give it to me!

Pointless Race in Pointy Li... (Below threshold)

Pointless Race in Pointy Little Shoes.
Metaphor for Race for the Democratic Nomination for President.

The first annual "Drag Quee... (Below threshold)

The first annual "Drag Queen Games" was briefly interrupted when one of the competitors was "outed" as an actual female.

Glamour is more a journey t... (Below threshold)

Glamour is more a journey than an actual destination.

Nike unveils the "Air F**k ... (Below threshold)

Nike unveils the "Air F**k Me Pump"

...at the Global Warming Co... (Below threshold)

...at the Global Warming Convention--The Flatulation-Catching Machine (FCM) malfunctioned!!
Women and Cross-dressers were allowed to leave first!

Holy crap, this TAG body sp... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Holy crap, this TAG body spray really works!

3rd annual Gash Dash is und... (Below threshold)

3rd annual Gash Dash is underway.

Hoping to edge in on Pamplo... (Below threshold)

Hoping to edge in on Pamplona's fame, Amsterdam hosts the first annual "Running of the Babes"

Much like the slate of 2008... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Much like the slate of 2008 Democratic presidential contenders, none of the contestants looked better than Rudy Guiliani in drag.

Code Pink doing their annua... (Below threshold)

Code Pink doing their annual "Run for BDS."

The offending male took a s... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The offending male took a savage beating, but who could resist asking the assembled N.O.W. throng if International Women's Day was being sponsored by Palmolive?

Pat Benatar's triumphant co... (Below threshold)

Pat Benatar's triumphant comeback!

With ample experience escap... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

With ample experience escaping pimps and the law, prostitutes proved dominant in the races involving high-heeled footwear.

The gates of the Clinton Li... (Below threshold)

The gates of the Clinton Library opened and the women were let in, this weekend Mr Clinton will be giving personal appologies to all the women he sexually harrassed along with a restitution payment of 1000.

It was a rare opportunity t... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It was a rare opportunity to bed down a Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest winner, and the ladies were enthusiastic to say the least.

hookers on your mark.... (Below threshold)

hookers on your mark.
hookers get set.


By race's end they made eno... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

By race's end they made enough lather to shave an elephant.

Tragedy strikes a sleepy Du... (Below threshold)

Tragedy strikes a sleepy Dutch town when all of the women have their "Midol Moment" at the SAME TIME....!

Giving new meaning to the w... (Below threshold)

Giving new meaning to the word "TRAMPLED", Amsterdam's running of the whores was underway early this morning.

announcement of a 50% off d... (Below threshold)
reefer madness:

announcement of a 50% off dildo sale sent these fans of desperate housewives scampering

Running of the bull dykes.<... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Running of the bull dykes.

Staffers in the Clinton and... (Below threshold)

Staffers in the Clinton and Obama compaigns practice to see who can run to the bridge in Selma, Alabama the fastest.

The comparative "group of p... (Below threshold)

The comparative "group of pygmies" refused to be photographed as they detest the term "cunning runts."

The news spread quickly, a ... (Below threshold)

The news spread quickly, a straight man had somehow wandered into San Francisco...

What is the difference betw... (Below threshold)

What is the difference between a girl's track team and a pack of Pygmies?

Hint, the Pygmies are cunning runts.

In a bizarre misunderstandi... (Below threshold)

In a bizarre misunderstanding, dutch women incorrectly advanced their BIOLOGICAL clocks.

John Edwards pulls out a sl... (Below threshold)
Steve L.:

John Edwards pulls out a slight lead over Hillary Clinton in the race to become the first female President.

"No, I don't know what Ahma... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

"No, I don't know what Ahmadinejad plans to do to us. I don't care, either. Run faster! He's gaining."

Sports Headline, March 2009... (Below threshold)

Sports Headline, March 2009:
NFL hosts it's first annual Title 9 Combine after
President Hillary Clinton dictates gender hiring quotas in professional sports.

In other sports news, Paris Hilton signs with Oakland Raiders.

The Annual "Running Of The ... (Below threshold)

The Annual "Running Of The Mascara" race began today.

The Manolo, he doesn't know... (Below threshold)

The Manolo, he doesn't know to cheer or to cry. The shoes...

Julie regretted using her h... (Below threshold)

Julie regretted using her husband's Tag Body Spray this morning.

Another Stiletto Run!... (Below threshold)

Another Stiletto Run!

Sponsored by the American Association of Advanced Podiatry.

Hillary refuses to race whe... (Below threshold)

Hillary refuses to race when told the rules won't allow her to run in a pantsuit.

The catchy little tune from... (Below threshold)

The catchy little tune from the Godiva Chocolate Truck causes a stampede every Friday.

Shortly after the starting ... (Below threshold)
Dan Irving:

Shortly after the starting gun went off, Julie suddenly realized she eating Taco Bell before the race was a bad idea.

The weather In Washington D... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

The weather In Washington D.C. was cooperative as the Annual Congressional Pages "Running from the Bull" got off to a resounding start.

Sometimes you just don't fe... (Below threshold)
Kaptain Krude:

Sometimes you just don't feel quite so fresh.

Special preview of the new feminine deoderant TV commercial "Sprunt".

A glimpse into 2009:

"Run! Hillary's divorce has been finalized! Ruuuuuuuuunnnn!"

Sorry girls, we said the Wi... (Below threshold)

Sorry girls, we said the Wizbang Caption Contest would bring out the cunning linguists.

Mentos, it's the freshmaker... (Below threshold)

Mentos, it's the freshmaker.

Yeah, well none of their other damn ads makes any sense, either.

Michigan's last remaining e... (Below threshold)

Michigan's last remaining employable workers head towards Toledo after a new opening is announced at the 7-11.

Darting from the subway exi... (Below threshold)

Darting from the subway exit, Rosie Ruiz sprints into the lead thankful that the ankle has healed and memories are short.

The Estrogen 500 gets under... (Below threshold)

The Estrogen 500 gets underway.

Even though he won the $100... (Below threshold)

Even though he won the $100 bet, Frank was not able to enjoy it after yelling "Hey b*tch, where's my beer?" at the CodePink marchers.

You'd think that all these ... (Below threshold)

You'd think that all these women would wise up to the fact that this race was sponsored by the National Podiatrist Association.

The Taliban leadership impl... (Below threshold)

The Taliban leadership implement plan B after "Operation Burqa" failed miserably.

Tickets to opening night of... (Below threshold)

Tickets to opening night of the latest "Must See" Broadway play - $550.00

The "perfect" pair of heels - $298.00

Coctails before the show - $140.00

Being the first one to the Women's Room at intermission - priceless!

Brad Pitt sighting!... (Below threshold)
Robert the original:

Brad Pitt sighting!

The <a href="http://www.ama... (Below threshold)

The Batley Townswomen's Guild's re-enactment of Pearl Harbour.

The Amsterdam Women's Auxil... (Below threshold)

The Amsterdam Women's Auxillary converge on a local Mosque after the Mullah demanded Sharia Law be established.

Maureen Dowd fell behind th... (Below threshold)

Maureen Dowd fell behind the younger barflies in their race to the vodka.

Opening day of the summer h... (Below threshold)

Opening day of the summer holiday season on Arezou Island, Iran.

And its Gloria Estefan by a... (Below threshold)

And its Gloria Estefan by a nose!

Why am I thinking of a trib... (Below threshold)

Why am I thinking of a tribe of pygmies ?

"And in other news, a Jimmy... (Below threshold)

"And in other news, a Jimmy Choo's delivery truck crashed on 5th and Broadway..."

OH MY GOD!IT"S JAY... (Below threshold)



Clay Aiken tickets official... (Below threshold)

Clay Aiken tickets officially go on sale...

The 2nd Annual High Heels H... (Below threshold)

The 2nd Annual High Heels Hotfoot ran into a glitch when the course was planned across a grassy park.

In theaters Summer 2007... (Below threshold)

In theaters Summer 2007

When Astronauts Attack: The Lisa Nowak Story

Starring Queen Latifah & Lindsey Lohan

The Running of the Bulls to... (Below threshold)

The Running of the Bulls took a turn for the worse when the bulls sensed more estrogen in the crowd than testosterone.

I am a pixie and I own your... (Below threshold)

I am a pixie and I own your ass.

Here comes Easta' Glamma, h... (Below threshold)

Here comes Easta' Glamma, here comes Easta' Glamma,
Poundin' hoofs down straight.

News spread quickly that Cl... (Below threshold)

News spread quickly that Clinton, Kennedy and Dodd were in town.

In development for next sea... (Below threshold)

In development for next season:
Survivor: Macy's Basement.

I feel...*puff* *puff* ...p... (Below threshold)

I feel...*puff* *puff* ...pretty.
*puff* *puff*
Oh so...*puff* *puff* ...pretty...

"Let's dooooo the timmmmmme... (Below threshold)

"Let's dooooo the timmmmmme warp agaiiiiiiiin..."

"OH MY GOD!IT'S JA... (Below threshold)




Girls, Girls. There's only ... (Below threshold)

Girls, Girls. There's only one of me. Only two or three of you at a time!

The comedy channel spoofs t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The comedy channel spoofs the Hillary vs Condi Presidential Race.

Hillary was disqualified wh... (Below threshold)

Hillary was disqualified when it was discovered she had cloven hooves.

Intermission at the Josh Gr... (Below threshold)

Intermission at the Josh Groban concert: the audience races to the only functioning ladies' room in the entire stadium.

"If they catch us, we're de... (Below threshold)

"If they catch us, we're dead."
"Hey, I'm not the one who told them we put regular muffins in the non-fat rack! Just keep running!"

"Feminists 500 Relay Run... (Below threshold)

"Feminists 500 Relay Run"


"If We Can Run In Stillettos, We Can Run Anytime"

"A sale at Macy's?!?... (Below threshold)

"A sale at Macy's?!?"

"Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my Arrows of Desire! Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! Bring me my Chariot of Fire!"

Answer: "It Keeps You Runn... (Below threshold)

Answer: "It Keeps You Runnin' and Running On Empty"

Question: "What's on these girls' iPods?"

"Looking out at the road ru... (Below threshold)

"Looking out at the road rushing under my heels... Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields..."

Joyfullness turned to despe... (Below threshold)

Joyfullness turned to desperation and death today at the first annual Eve Ensler's "Run with Your Vagina" 10K. Rosie had mistook the gathering for a good old fashioned qweef contest.

Tom Brady !</... (Below threshold)

Tom Brady !

"We are...Marshall!!!"... (Below threshold)

"We are...Marshall!!!"

While the rest of the pack ... (Below threshold)

While the rest of the pack jockeys for position, Nowak still leads.

Nothin beats a great pair o... (Below threshold)

Nothin beats a great pair of legs!

Chariots of perspire!... (Below threshold)

Chariots of perspire!

Intermission at the Code Pi... (Below threshold)

Intermission at the Code Pink rally,and participants head for the only porta potty at the site!

Men control with stiletto t... (Below threshold)

Men control with stiletto the blade,
Women rule with stilettos on parade!

I will run fast,Now ... (Below threshold)

I will run fast,
Now and then.
I will not look,
Back at all.

I will triumph,
Quick and brightly.
I will not fear,
Hearing steps.

I will not feel,
Nor will I see,
That I dearly,
Lack the Knife.

Here's one for those savvy ... (Below threshold)

Here's one for those savvy to Journalistic terminology:

The NY Times and Code Pink decide to slightly modify a decades old Spanish Tradition. This new event is called "Run some bull."

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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