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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was a monster smash hit, checking in with 239 entries. With any contest of that size there are bound to be many good (or great) entries that don't make the cut. If you haven't been through the entries there's hours of entertainment there for the whole family - if your family is seriously twisted. If you missed it, winners for last week's contest were posted earlier as well... Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York reacts to seeing and old friend during a campaign stop at the National Education Association New Hampshire, in Concord, N.H., Friday, March 30, 2007. (AP Photo/Jim Cole)<br />

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) - "Hillary snaps after one too many listening tours, and now she's going to tell us a thing or two."

2) (Rev, Mike) - "No wire hangers EVER!"

3) (guido) - "The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

Honorable Mention

4) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Why yes, I have been scratching my ass and biting my fingernails. And no, I don't want a Tic Tac."

5) (woody) - "...but apparently it's more about technique than how wide you can open your mouth..."

6) (OregonMuse) - "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"

The Howard Stern Show Award for lowbrow humor goes to:

(Rodney Dill) - "Queefing the high notes of the Star Spangled Banner caused Senator Clinton a certain change of appearance."

Until next Friday...

Comments (7)

OH MY GOD. The Howard Ster... (Below threshold)

OH MY GOD. The Howard Stern Award one had me laughing till I hurt. I hated myself for laughing, but I still did.

Thanks Kevin, better low br... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin, better low brow humor than none at all.

Pelosi, I told you to keep ... (Below threshold)

Pelosi, I told you to keep your ignorant self HERE in the U.S. where your stupidity can be contained! But noooooooooooooo - you had to go to the Middle East and cause trouble for everyone!

Maybe it's just me, but sho... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

Maybe it's just me, but shouldn't woody's caption have been in that low brow category, too?

Appreciate the nod this wee... (Below threshold)

Appreciate the nod this week. It was a labor of love.

Not safe for work in all pl... (Below threshold)

Not safe for work in all places (as is typical for Fark.com) but this photo was the object of one of their photoshop contests.

Click here

I liked kbiel 1:33 PM, No m... (Below threshold)

I liked kbiel 1:33 PM, No more Obamas.






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