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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ turned out better than I had expected. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

What women want : French right-wing UMP presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy speaks at the 'What women want' Forum organized by French magazine 'Elle' in Paris.(AFP/Dominique Faget)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) - "Ho's vs Jeaux's, a new French reality show."

2) (Jeff Blogworthy) - "French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy was addressing the crowd when his "surrender monkey" suddenly went berserk."

3) (smitch) - "The Manolo's internet friends ask the question on everyone's minds..What to wear with the super fantastic boner? These business-ready heels reflect that the wearer is ready for super fantastic business! The Manolo approves."

Honorable Mention

4) (John) - "Stallone proving to a live audience that he hasn't used steroids in years."

5) (DJ Drummond) - "Why yes, they are Prada ..."

6) (Rodney Dill) - "Eat your heart out, Cheney."

The Real Men Don't Eat Quiche Award goes to:

(ken) - "Sarkozy, when informed it was the What Women Want Forum, responded, 'Who cares?'"

Until next Friday...

Comments (5)

Thanks, Kevin.... (Below threshold)

Thanks, Kevin.

I'm sorry, but #3 was clear... (Below threshold)

I'm sorry, but #3 was clearly the winner. You need to recalibrate.

woo hoo! Thanks.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

woo hoo! Thanks.

Number of months spent comp... (Below threshold)

Number of months spent competing in Wizbang's weekly comedy pit-fight...14.

Cumulative time spent polishing snappy one liners...hours.

Getting Honorable Mention in the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest...Priceless.

I liked them all, but two a... (Below threshold)

I liked them all, but two and three made me laugh out loud.

My wife also liked them better than my entry.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.






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