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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A photo released by police on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 shows a horse standing next to a sleeping man in the foyer of a bank in the east German village of Wiesenburg on Monday, April 23, 2007. The obviously drunken man tried to rest with his horse in the bank's entrance, when passers-by called the police who could convince the man and horse to leave the bank. (AP Photo/Police Handout)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but there is a new contest running now at Wizbang Blue.


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Comments (136)

I told you kids 1,000 times... (Below threshold)

I told you kids 1,000 times - NO HORSEPLAY!!!

His prank against Dean Worm... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

His prank against Dean Wormer gone horribly awry, Flounder panicked and used D-Day's pistol to end his life.

I knew I shouldn't a gone b... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I knew I shouldn't a gone bareback.

Excuse me but you're blocki... (Below threshold)

Excuse me but you're blocking the door.

Note to self, when the prop... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Note to self, when the proprietor of an Amsterdam brothel asks if you want to have some fun with a little filly ask for additional clarification.

Seattle, Washington - Custo... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Seattle, Washington - Customers pay ten bucks a head to watch "A man and his Horse."

Voters were shocked to lear... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Voters were shocked to learn the "moderate" show pony Democrats in the 2008 midterms were just braying jackasses in disguise.

Wow, these Wal-Mart Superst... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Wow, these Wal-Mart Superstores have everything...

John Edwards was shocked to... (Below threshold)
retired military:

John Edwards was shocked to learn that Mr Ed had polled higher than him after the latest Democratic debates.

An unidentified Democrat di... (Below threshold)

An unidentified Democrat didn't even look up to see who it was confronting him before he immediately hit the ground in surrender.

Fuel crises? Solved it! N... (Below threshold)

Fuel crises? Solved it! Now lemme go back to sleep here...

Ask for a ride again. I da... (Below threshold)
the Brain:

Ask for a ride again. I dare you!

DRUDGEBREAKING: Rosie O'Don... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Rosie O'Donnell seen leaving ABC after salary negotiations brokedown. Rosie wanted a yet undisclosed amount per appearance on 'The View.' ABC placed her value as a load of horse hooey. In her haste to depart Rosie inadvertantly stomped the visiting Donald Trump to death. Developing...

Unfortunately for the Lone ... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately for the Lone Ranger, Silver had never been trained in the Heimlich Maneuver

Kevin Costner vows that he ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Kevin Costner vows that he will not leave the bank's foyer until he receives funding for another film.

Talk to your Doctor about R... (Below threshold)

Talk to your Doctor about Rozerem

"Nancy Pelosi is a real don... (Below threshold)

"Nancy Pelosi is a real donkey without her makeup and botox"
"We'll of course, she's a democrat but what does her makeup have to do with it?"
"No. A REAL donkey.

The courts have come up wit... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

The courts have come up with numerous solutions to estranged partnerships, but this was the first case ever concerning Palominomony

Get up Wilbur! You're makin... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Get up Wilbur! You're making a spectacle of yourself. I told you, it's over!

Mr. Ed, could you please tu... (Below threshold)

Mr. Ed, could you please turn around. I'd like to speak to Senator Harry Reid.

Things got ugly at the Stat... (Below threshold)

Things got ugly at the State Street Borders, when during a signing his tell-all book, Mr Ed's illegitimate son Bubba knocked down a fan of the 60's tv show. She accused Bubba of lying about his father's gambling on his mother's races, and participating in Sundance Film festival documentaries.

By reinstating the Pony Exp... (Below threshold)

By reinstating the Pony Express, the USPS has now made it possible to ship a pony almost anywhere for almost nothing.

Hey, I want out. How do you... (Below threshold)
DL From Heidelberg:

Hey, I want out. How do you work the door?

Irving had been seeking fin... (Below threshold)

Irving had been seeking financial planning for a stable future.

Not surprizingly, the silky... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Not surprizingly, the silky pony wasn't received well at John Edwards' campaign headquarters.

Sugarbell was the world's f... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sugarbell was the world's first genetically engineered carnivorous pony, it was only a matter of time before she feasted upon the flesh of her handler...

I'm Mr. Fred, the bipartisa... (Below threshold)

I'm Mr. Fred, the bipartisan horse. My front end is conservative - and will tell you things straight from the horse's mouth. My rear end, well, is liberal, for obvious reasons!

Prince Charles finally sobe... (Below threshold)

Prince Charles finally sobers up and realizes he's married a horse.

Is that a steaming pile of ... (Below threshold)

Is that a steaming pile of democrat foreign policy I see on the carpet?

When Al Gore purchased a ca... (Below threshold)

When Al Gore purchased a carbon offset from overseas he thought he was getting a credit from someone using grain alcohol to derive horsepower for their transportation.

Due to a translation glitch he ended up with someone off seated from a horse due to grain alcohol thus de-riding their transportation.

"Bosco"! What a dumbass pas... (Below threshold)
John Sudlow:

"Bosco"! What a dumbass password!

Bucky's vicious crime spree... (Below threshold)

Bucky's vicious crime spree was short-lived, as he realized he had no way to "pull" the exit door open.

Horse to Imus:Whad... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Horse to Imus:

Whad'ya mean, "Hi 'Ho' Silver?"

He...shat...on...my...back.... (Below threshold)


I swear, as soon as that sonofabitch wakes up, I'm gonna kick him right in the nuts!

"Gosh Wilbur. You passed ou... (Below threshold)

"Gosh Wilbur. You passed out on the sauce again?"

After years of being called... (Below threshold)

After years of being called a horses ass, Harry Reid sees it from the other side.

Back in the dressing room A... (Below threshold)

Back in the dressing room Alex Karras gets his...

Delta-Delta-Delta - The Nex... (Below threshold)

Delta-Delta-Delta - The Next Generation

Imus lay in wait, revenge o... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Imus lay in wait, revenge on his mind. Luckily Sharpton was packing his 9mm Glock.

Welcome to the Horseshoe Ro... (Below threshold)

Welcome to the Horseshoe Road Inn. Guest accommodations are ... well, right here on the lobby floor.

Brokeback netroots: I don't... (Below threshold)

Brokeback netroots: I don't know how to quit you...

(Imus on floor) "n... (Below threshold)
Mike C:

(Imus on floor)

"no you idiot...I said nappy-headed Ho's"....

"No... that... wasn't... a.... (Below threshold)

"No... that... wasn't... a... carrot... in... my... pocket...."

Why the long face?... (Below threshold)

Why the long face?

Being neither capable of op... (Below threshold)

Being neither capable of operating the ATM nor the door the horse finally succumbs to 'opposable thumb envy rage.'

AP BREAKING: John Kerry ann... (Below threshold)

AP BREAKING: John Kerry announces his candidacy for 2008...

Feb 12 2008 - Day 5 of Bill... (Below threshold)

Feb 12 2008 - Day 5 of Bill Clinton's Bachelor Party begins with a drunken run to a German Denny's for a plate of bratwurst. The embarrassed entertainment waits in the lobby.

In Germany, even the horses... (Below threshold)

In Germany, even the horses are blonde.


When the horse's front meets the horse's ass, things go awry.


I get knocked down, but I get up again; you're never gonna keep me down!

Rosie (off camera) drags he... (Below threshold)

Rosie (off camera) drags her agent as he clings to her leg as she discovers he provided a horse vice the donkey she requested for her upcoming "show."

Equus! Equus!... (Below threshold)

Equus! Equus!

John Kerry waiting in line ... (Below threshold)

John Kerry waiting in line for Botox treatment.

Mr. Ed thought he had made ... (Below threshold)

Mr. Ed thought he had made a clean getaway... but the bank security photo and the fecal matter left at the scene were more than enough to put him away for life.

Mr. Ed takes umbrage with a... (Below threshold)

Mr. Ed takes umbrage with a drunken Wilbur's off-handed comment about going for the geld.

when Bob's friends had sugg... (Below threshold)

when Bob's friends had suggested he go on a blind date, this wasn't quite what he had in mind

Finally, Mr. Ed lashes out ... (Below threshold)

Finally, Mr. Ed lashes out at the Paparazzi...

Mr. Ed finally makes good o... (Below threshold)

Mr. Ed finally makes good on his "One more of those, Wilbur, and you'll get a hoof in your stones" threat.

al gore had a heart attack ... (Below threshold)

al gore had a heart attack when he came upon the democrats new fundraising scheme

hilary clinton finally show... (Below threshold)

hilary clinton finally shows bill what she looks like without makeup

"I said lead me to water... (Below threshold)

"I said lead me to water you drunken idiot! See what happens when you decide beer counts as dinner?"

Once again the rumor that K... (Below threshold)

Once again the rumor that Kevin Aylward and Rodney Dill are the same person ran rampant through the internet.

Even with a multi-million d... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Even with a multi-million dollar ad campaign, Krispy Kreme experienced little demand for their new line of whole grain meadow muffins.

Talk about putting the carc... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Talk about putting the carcass in front of the horse...

"Hullo, Wilbur"... (Below threshold)

"Hullo, Wilbur"

Wilbur made no further inqu... (Below threshold)

Wilbur made no further inquiries about Ed's acquaintance with Frau Blucher

"Yo, man! You're one nappy ... (Below threshold)
Richard Romano:

"Yo, man! You're one nappy headed..."

Well, you could have knocke... (Below threshold)

Well, you could have knocked me over with a feather when Mr. Ed began to talk. He sounded just like Al Gore when he asked me if I would like to trade auto pollution for his kind. Instead of global warming you would have global stinking!

Payback is a BITCH Blutarsk... (Below threshold)

Payback is a BITCH Blutarsky!

"I know his PIN. You've got... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I know his PIN. You've got opposable thumbs. Let's make a deal."

"Tuh-ray-zuh! Get up alread... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

"Tuh-ray-zuh! Get up already! The reporters are here and they want to know if I'm running for President again. What should I tell them?"

The real Silky Pony communi... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

The real Silky Pony communicates his displeasure at John Edwards using his moniker "Silky Pony", by kicking his @ss.... Literally!

"What a lightweight. I down... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"What a lightweight. I downed at least a twelever.."

"I CAN quit you, cowboy."</... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I CAN quit you, cowboy."

Jeff Blogworthy: You win t... (Below threshold)

Jeff Blogworthy: You win too much! you're about to win the Laura Ingraham Sound bite of the week too! Your everywhere.

You're evereywhere Jeff. I... (Below threshold)

You're evereywhere Jeff. I can speak English.

"Uh, Tom Hanks? Next time y... (Below threshold)

"Uh, Tom Hanks? Next time ya tell Bullet to ride like the wind, make sure the door is open first."

Harry Reid auditions for th... (Below threshold)

Harry Reid auditions for the other half of the horse.

Crime dramas jump the shark... (Below threshold)

Crime dramas jump the shark with the premiere of "Mr. Ed, Psychic Detective"

Alan Strang, huh? IMDB has... (Below threshold)

Alan Strang, huh? IMDB has you listed as some Potter fellah. Explain yourself or I'll kick your wand again!

Brokeback ATM: The Urban Ex... (Below threshold)

Brokeback ATM: The Urban Excusrsion

"Oh great, no wonder this l... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Oh great, no wonder this line isn't moving. One teller working during lunch hour...now I'll be late getting back to the office..."

A horse looks on in abject ... (Below threshold)
Big E:

A horse looks on in abject horrer and prays that Rosie O'Donnell will be satiated with eating just his owner.

The worst case of beer gogg... (Below threshold)

The worst case of beer goggles, EVER.

Mr. Ed in the foyer with th... (Below threshold)

Mr. Ed in the foyer with the lead pipe.

"I swear, it was self-defen... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I swear, it was self-defense. Sonny said he was going to put my head in some guy's bed to deliver a "message"."

Saddle Wars: The Equine Str... (Below threshold)

Saddle Wars: The Equine Strike Back

Bad case of Hay-litosis... (Below threshold)

Bad case of Hay-litosis

Nancy Pelosi helps her husb... (Below threshold)

Nancy Pelosi helps her husband find a lost contact outside a Washington, DC ATM.

Mr. Eduardo waits patiently... (Below threshold)

Mr. Eduardo waits patiently at the back of the line to apply for his Bank of America credit card.

Hello! My name is Miss Pelo... (Below threshold)

Hello! My name is Miss Pelosi...Wilbur, get up off the floor...

With gas prices on the rise... (Below threshold)

With gas prices on the rise, "drive-up ATMs" have taken on a very different meaning and handicapped accessibility takes a hit.

Even Democratic Party elect... (Below threshold)

Even Democratic Party election observers were started when the newest voters registered by MoveOn.org began showing up at the polls.

Sir, could you direct me to... (Below threshold)

Sir, could you direct me to the sound stage for "Zoo" -- I'm here for my screen test.

You can't tell from this si... (Below threshold)

You can't tell from this side, but the other side is a dead ringer for Rosie O'Donnell.

How does you ass feel now, ... (Below threshold)
Captain Ned:

How does you ass feel now, cowboy.

I'm sorry I can't speak up ... (Below threshold)

I'm sorry I can't speak up -- I'm a little hoarse.

Drawn by the sound of defea... (Below threshold)

Drawn by the sound of defeatism, Tonto becomes afraid and confused when he hears; "I think America is ready for a multilingual president,"

This is what happens to you... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

This is what happens to you when you place a quarter in the slot in the back of a pony ride . . .

. . . and the pony turns out to be real.

Horse to drunk man on floor... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Horse to drunk man on floor:

"You will get another kick if you try to put another quarter in my ass."

"Fat, drunk and stupid is n... (Below threshold)

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"All right, I got the pictu... (Below threshold)

"All right, I got the picture. Now stop horsing around and let's go."

Horse to press corps: "Yes,... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Horse to press corps: "Yes, that is Teddy Kennedy on the floor. Why do you ask?"

As pictured: Ted Kennedy an... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

As pictured: Ted Kennedy and his soon-to-be-fired chauffeur.

Horse: "One more Wilbur and... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Horse: "One more Wilbur and Mr. Ed joke, and somebody gets a hoof in their ass."

"I bet Affirmed never had i... (Below threshold)

"I bet Affirmed never had idiot jockey's like this."

"A horse is a horse (a corp... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

"A horse is a horse (a corpse! a corpse!)"

The geld finally gets rid o... (Below threshold)

The geld finally gets rid of the Dane.

Eventually Wilbur and Mr. E... (Below threshold)

Eventually Wilbur and Mr. Ed parted ways after Mr. Ed caught Wilbur frequenting Hay Bars.

(Will that do for ya Peter F.)

"No Silver I said you shoul... (Below threshold)

"No Silver I said you shouldn't de-mask me, not emasculate me."

Barbara Walters as the hors... (Below threshold)

Barbara Walters as the horse shows Rosie the door: "What you are about to see is bizarre, unsettling, and riveting."

"Sorry, the pink elephants ... (Below threshold)

"Sorry, the pink elephants are busy tonight."

Wilbur and the Juggernaut..... (Below threshold)

Wilbur and the Juggernaut...of Sorts

Come on, get up. The real ... (Below threshold)

Come on, get up. The real Trigger is in Branson Missouri.

"Well...they dooooon't call... (Below threshold)

"Well...they dooooon't call me Quick Draw McGraw for nothin'!"

A horseman without a horse ... (Below threshold)

A horseman without a horse is but half a man. But a horse without a horseman is halfway from here to Albuquerque.

"Go on and git Marshall Dil... (Below threshold)

"Go on and git Marshall Dillon and tell em Festus is drunk and sleepin in the bank again."

Horse: (thinking) "Ringer!"... (Below threshold)

Horse: (thinking) "Ringer!"

Willy awoke to realize that... (Below threshold)

Willy awoke to realize that, not only was he screwed, but so was the horse he rode in on.

Horse, after bucking off it... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Horse, after bucking off its rider:
"Arnold, I'm not getting on that elevator.
I saw what you did in True Lies."

Horse, after bucking off it... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Horse, after bucking off its rider:
"Arnold, I don't care if you're trying to be a green governor. This isn't True Lies."

Governor Schwarzenegger att... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Governor Schwarzenegger attempts a carbon offset based on one of his movies. Unfortunately for the governor, his new horse proves to be smarter than his movie horse.

Horse to rider on floor:<br... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Horse to rider on floor:
"I can't take you in with me. Didn't you see that sign? It says, "No animals allowed.""

I wish I could quit ya Wilb... (Below threshold)

I wish I could quit ya Wilbur.

Since his recent humiliatio... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Since his recent humiliation and job loss, Imus has been relegated to doing unspeakable things on the Howard Stern show. Stern can be heard shouting in the background, "Imus and his horse are here. Get the bologna ready."

"No, I'm not a real racehor... (Below threshold)

"No, I'm not a real racehorse, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Billy found out the hard wa... (Below threshold)

Billy found out the hard way that banks don't take kindly to horse traders.

Ask me "Why the long face?"... (Below threshold)
Kaptain Krude:

Ask me "Why the long face?" one more time, go ahead ask me, ASK ME!


I'm here for the Paris Hilton party. Whaddya mean, there's a waiting list?

"Damn! Wilbur got the g... (Below threshold)

"Damn! Wilbur got the good carrot!"

"Go ahead, call me a 'Silky... (Below threshold)

"Go ahead, call me a 'Silky Pony' again, bitch!"

The inept bank robber foile... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The inept bank robber foiled himself once more. This time by a faulty understanding of the ol' Trojan Horse trick.

The smell of Sheryl Crow's ... (Below threshold)

The smell of Sheryl Crow's "woman business" hung heavily in the air that morning.

McDonalds' in German... (Below threshold)

McDonalds' in Germany use only fresh ingredients.

In the Horsefather Part I, ... (Below threshold)

In the Horsefather Part I, Mr. Ed wakes up to find the torso of Wilbur in his stall...

If the democrats get their ... (Below threshold)

If the democrats get their way, this will be our new military...

As he comes to, surrounded ... (Below threshold)

As he comes to, surrounded by a sexually satisfied horse and half the Washington press corps, Obama belatedly realizes he should have taken Hillary's Vice Presidential offer more seriously...

Jaegermeister. So smooth.</... (Below threshold)

Jaegermeister. So smooth.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but there is a new contest running now at Wizbang Blue.






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