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Help Hillary Find a Theme Song

Jon Sanders is helping Hillary Clinton come up with the perfect theme song for her campaign. He has some good suggestions, but I bet Wizbang readers will come up with some he didn't consider.

Update: More at Newsbusters.


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Comments (61)

There can be only one: Mitc... (Below threshold)
Garry T:

There can be only one: Mitch Rider and The Detroit Wheel's classic "Devil With A Blue Dress'.

How about White Punks on... (Below threshold)

How about White Punks on Dope by The Tubes or Hocus Pocus by Focus? At least we'll be entertained if we bother to watch. Better yet, let's loop "No wire hangers!" That was a big hit over here!

These Boots Were Made For W... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

These Boots Were Made For Walking

One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you...

That's too easy.Th... (Below threshold)

That's too easy.

The Bitch is Back by Elton John:

I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back

Eat meat on Friday that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back

Ain't Like You by Blood for... (Below threshold)

Ain't Like You by Blood for Blood. Thrashing, hateful, scornful and vulgar, just like her.

OK, just so I don't get bus... (Below threshold)

OK, just so I don't get busted for improper credit, the lyrics for The Bitch is Back were written by Bernie Taupin...

Baby's Got Back!... (Below threshold)

Baby's Got Back!

You aint a-nothin' but a ho... (Below threshold)

You aint a-nothin' but a hound dog...
Cryin' all the time.

Once bitten, twice shy. Gr... (Below threshold)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

Once bitten, twice shy. Great White.

Don't you come home, Bill B... (Below threshold)

Don't you come home, Bill Bailey, don't you come home.

How about the national anth... (Below threshold)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

How about the national anthem of the former Soviet Union. I believe it was called the Internationale. She is a communist, after all.

ZR III: I've been looking ... (Below threshold)

ZR III: I've been looking for that the last 10 minutes!! LOL!

"I Don't Need A Man": Pussy... (Below threshold)

"I Don't Need A Man": Pussycat Dolls

"The Great Pretender" Th... (Below threshold)

"The Great Pretender" The Platters
"Witchy Woman" Eagles
"Evil Woman" ELO
"Dude, Looks like a Lady" Aerosmith

"Big Boned Gal": kd lang/Be... (Below threshold)

"Big Boned Gal": kd lang/Ben Mink

She was a big boned gal
From southern alberta
You just couldnt call her small
And you can bet every saturday night
She'd be heading for the legion hall

Put her blue dress on
And she'd curl her hair
Oh she's been waiting all week
And with a bounce in her step
And a wiggle in her walk
She'd be swinging down the street

You could tell she was ready
By the look in her eye
As she slipped in through the crowd
She walked with grace
As she entered the place
Ya, the big boned gal was proud

Hey hey the big boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's a natural
Shakin' and a snakin'
And a breakin' up across the floor
Hey hey the big boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's a natural
Reelin' and a rockin'
And she's yelling out for more
Now people would come
From miles around
And gather there to dance
But when the big boned gal came shufflin' in
She'd hold them in a trance

"Black Magic Woman": Santan... (Below threshold)

"Black Magic Woman": Santana

"I left my heart......at th... (Below threshold)

"I left my heart......at the Rose Law Firm"

by Hillary Clinton

"Crazy Train": Ozzy Osbourn... (Below threshold)

"Crazy Train": Ozzy Osbourne

"Highway To Hell": AC/DC</p... (Below threshold)

"Highway To Hell": AC/DC

"I Just Wanna Have Somethin... (Below threshold)

"I Just Wanna Have Something To Do": Ramones

"It's The End of the World ... (Below threshold)

"It's The End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)": REM

"Big Bottom" - Spinal Tap <... (Below threshold)
Captain Ned:

"Big Bottom" - Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mudflaps
My gal's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

Let me just make it clear that my own pink torpedo will have nothing to do with this deal.

The Boys are Back in Town -... (Below threshold)

The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy

"(My Baby Does the) Hanky P... (Below threshold)

"(My Baby Does the) Hanky Panky": Tommy James and the Shondells

Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cul... (Below threshold)

Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult

Your Rug is so Munchy: K.D... (Below threshold)

Your Rug is so Munchy: K.D. Lang

Big Long Stinky Cigar: Bil... (Below threshold)
Bill Clinton:

Big Long Stinky Cigar: Bill Clinton.

Sorry, hon, Monica has a different aroma than you.

Lyin' ass bitch - Fishbone<... (Below threshold)

Lyin' ass bitch - Fishbone

Ain't I ugly by any one tha... (Below threshold)

Ain't I ugly by any one that writes the lyrics.

Runnin with the devi... (Below threshold)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

Runnin with the devil, Van Halen
Lyin Eyes The Eagles
Like a Rolling Stone, Dylan
White Rabbit, Jefferson Airplane
Fat Bottom Girls Queen
Same old Situation Motley Crue
Money Pink Floyd

"Fire": Arthur Brown... (Below threshold)

"Fire": Arthur Brown

Devil Inside INXS</... (Below threshold)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

Devil Inside INXS

"The Number of the Beast": ... (Below threshold)

"The Number of the Beast": Iron Maiden

Taxman -- BeatlesFoo... (Below threshold)

Taxman -- Beatles
Fool On The Hill -- Beatles
Back In The U.S.S.R -- Beatles
Bitch Is Back -- Elton John
Cold As Ice -- Foreigner
Lyin Eyes -- Eagles
Liar -- Three Dog Night
Liar Liar -- Castaways
Jive Talkin' -- Bee Gees
The Hustle -- Van McCoy
Every Move You Make -- Police

<a href="http://www.stlyric... (Below threshold)

Born with a Tail.

Conspiracy, vast and right of course.

Conspiracy Theory.

Karma Chameleon-Culture Clu... (Below threshold)

Karma Chameleon-Culture Club

I have a Dream - ABBA... (Below threshold)

I have a Dream - ABBA
Man Smart, Women Smarter - Carpenters

How 'bout..."Devil... (Below threshold)

How 'bout...

"Devil with a Blue Dress On" by Mitch Rider.

(I'm sure Bill could relate...except that would be a devil with a blue dress OFF.)

I suppose I should have rea... (Below threshold)

I suppose I should have read the first comment before adding that last heap of 2 cents.

Show some respect for your ... (Below threshold)
Dickie Flatts:

Show some respect for your future Commander-in-Chief.

"Attack Of The Fifty-Foot W... (Below threshold)

"Attack Of The Fifty-Foot Woman" by the Tubes
"Wasted Rock Ranger" by Great White

It's time for a multiple... (Below threshold)

It's time for a multiple CD-set from Time-Life!

The theme song from Mr. Ed.... (Below threshold)

The theme song from Mr. Ed.

El-ahrairah's choice (Godzi... (Below threshold)

El-ahrairah's choice (Godzilla) is the Easy Winner! Neocon-lovers getting their asses kicked by a guy with an Arabic name! A-gain!

And half you dweebs and dweebettes picked love songs! Keep living down, keep living down...

But, seriously: I'm sure you do your PAID jobs well...[eye roll]

"You're so Vain" by Carly S... (Below threshold)

"You're so Vain" by Carly Simon.

Tell Me Lies (Tell Me Sweet... (Below threshold)

Tell Me Lies (Tell Me Sweet Little Lies) -- Fleetwood Mac

"Marie Laveau" by Bobby Bar... (Below threshold)
Dave in San Diego:

"Marie Laveau" by Bobby Bare.

But, seriously: I'm sure... (Below threshold)

But, seriously: I'm sure you do your PAID jobs well...[eye roll]

Awwwwww...poor bryanD.

"Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet</p... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

"Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet

"Lunatic Fringe": Red Rider... (Below threshold)

"Lunatic Fringe": Red Rider

Bill Bailey is love, bD? K... (Below threshold)

Bill Bailey is love, bD? Keep living down.

kim, Who's Bill Bailey? "Do... (Below threshold)

kim, Who's Bill Bailey? "Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree" is better than your choice, and I gave it Zero thought. Of course, it's a weak choice, too, but can be made to fit if that's all there is in the snarky .wav file folder. But the Windows rhino sound effect might top that. You know: Jungle> Open on Win95?

So "Godzilla" wins, hands down. Nice and not-too-specific lyrically, because the hook is the similarity in leg dimensions of Zilla and Hilla. Let's face it: along with the American Girl-style junk-in-the-trunk, Ms Rodham has two tree trunks for legs.

Do I sound too male-chauvinistic? Good.

Funny. Lorie didn't pronou... (Below threshold)

Funny. Lorie didn't pronounce this a "contest"; but challenged Wizbang readers to come up with songs not considered in the link.

"Don't Fear the Reaper": Blue Oyster Cult (I think it needs more cowbell.)

"Can't Afford No Shoes" -- ... (Below threshold)

"Can't Afford No Shoes" -- Frank Zappa
"I Ain't Got No Heart" -- Frank Zappa
"Cold, Cold Feeling" -- Albert Collins
"Ice Cold Woman" -- Omar & The Howlers
"Fake Friends" -- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
"Evil Hearted Woman" -- Oscar Woods
"Heart Made Of Steel" -- Terry Robb
"Liar" -- The Meters
"Educated Fool" -- Danny White
"Running Out Of Fools" -- Elvis Costello
"Get Your Lies Straight" -- Terry Evans
"String Of Lies" -- Goo Goo Dolls

Come on Lorie, How about a ... (Below threshold)

Come on Lorie, How about a top 10!!????

Eminence Front by Th... (Below threshold)

Eminence Front by The Who

A reason to believe... (Below threshold)

A reason to believe

Wow. You surpassed my expe... (Below threshold)
Lorie Byrd:

Wow. You surpassed my expectations. You guys had way too much fun with that.

Tom Blogical beat me to it.... (Below threshold)

Tom Blogical beat me to it.

"Crazy Train" The Ozz Man

How 'bout, "It's T... (Below threshold)

How 'bout,

"It's Too Late"

by Carol King, Baby!

You Talk Too Much -- Joe Jo... (Below threshold)

You Talk Too Much -- Joe Jones
Hit The Road Jack -- Ray Charles
I Me Mine -- Beatles
Something For Nothing -- Rush
Who Let The Dogs Out -- Baha Men
Shameless -- Garth Brooks
Lies Lies Lies -- Thompson Twins

A couple movie themes:
"Cruella Deville" (from 101 Dalmations)
"Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" (from Wizard Of Oz)
The Theme from "Jaws"
The Theme from "The Exorcist"

...and a few country favorites (artists unknown)

"How Can I Miss You (If You Won't Go Away)"
"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
"I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Because I'm Afraid You'd Win"
"I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim Is Gettin' Better"
"I Liked You Better When I Didn't Know You So Well"
"I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down But I Can See Right Through You"
and "When The Phone Don't Ring, Baby It's Me"






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