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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A picture released by the Science Museum of London shows the 'i-unit,' a form of 'personal mobility,' displayed in the exhibition 'Plasticy: 100 years of making plastics' at the Science Museum. The exhibition aims to highlight the issue of plastic waste and growing concerns about the availability of oil, the raw material used to make plastics.(AFP/LSM-HO)

Winners will be announced Sunday Monday, due to the holiday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.


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House Speaker N Pelosi (D-Cal) has replaced her Speaker's chair with the latest "Body by Botox" chair, complete with vibrator option designed to make her smile more during House sessions.

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Dennis Kucinich shops for his dream Speaker of the House chair.

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Evil Hilary prepares to unleash her latest secret weapon on the...The Vaginator.

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John Edwards was obviously involved in the decorating of his new bathroom at least.

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John Edwards Beauty shop signature chair

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Tired of men not knowing where the clitoris is, Sally Jones decided she should design a car in the shape of a vagina. Then they would pay attention.

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Jay Wills:

Impressed with the reception given "The Vagina Monologues," Code Pink introduces a new line of home furnishings.

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The new "Vagina Chair" only comes in one color....."spit shine".

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Jeff Blogworthy:

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That new Apple iGasm is generating a lot of buzz.

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Phil Spectors automatic home hair salon.

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Didn't this thing used to date the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile?

This new personal vehicle f... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This new personal vehicle for leftists is called the Personal Ultra-Safe Sports Yak (PUSSY).

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The used ones are a little easier to get into.

This is the Planned Parenth... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This is the Planned Parenthood model. No babies allowed, sexual predators welcome.

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Senor Cardgage:

And Dr. Morbius said, "It is not good that Robby should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him." -- Robotics 2:18

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"I remember now... It's Dolores."

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Jeff Blogworthy:

Objectification of women? I have no idea what you mean.

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Baron Von Ottomatic:

Yeah, I'd still rather drive that than ride with Ted Kennedy.

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Baron Von Ottomatic:

And it goes 50 miles on one gallon of vinegar and water...

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Jeff Blogworthy:

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dang. Correct spelling to at *least*

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Jeff Blogworthy:

Is this a one-owner? Been in any pile-ups? What's its history?

I had my doubts about the n... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I had my doubts about the new James Bond - until he made that "shaken, not stirruped" quip from his vagicycle.

update:Is this a o... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:


Is this a one-owner? Been in any pile-ups? Ever been rear-ended? What's its history?

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Anyone else here think it's a little premature for Hillary to think about redecorating the Oval Office????

John Edwards decides minimi... (Below threshold)

John Edwards decides minimize "Beauty" expenses by ordering the "Deluxe Flowbee Home Haircutting System."

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Jeff Blogworthy:

Could I just have my horse back, please?

but when she said "honey, I... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

but when she said "honey, I don't think I need you anymore..." I knew it had to go...

The Sanjayanator... (Below threshold)

The Sanjayanator

As expected, the onboard co... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

As expected, the onboard computer has trouble with directions and executing complex calculations but excels at mindless conversation and sensing when something is troubling the driver.

The Scooter Store unveils t... (Below threshold)

The Scooter Store unveils their new "Madam Speaker" power chair, complete with botox injectors, hair dryer, and whips to keep the Congresscritters in line.

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Following her election as the 44th President of the United States, Hilary's Ogasmatron experiences a power surge of unprecedented proportions, and vanishes in a burst of gamma rays.

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My old wine bottle had an orgasm!

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She's my little douche coupe
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Jeff Blogworthy:

The concept was shelved after failing to pass the slippery slope test...

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DJ Drummond:

Ah, John Edwards' new chair for his haircuts is ready, I see.

Captain Picard: "I don'... (Below threshold)
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the mechanic:

Stephen Hawking's other chair.

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larry flint's new wheelchair, complete with knee pads on both sides for threesomes

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Pimp My Ride---Wheelchair edition

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The Vietnamese model comes equipped with free razor blades.

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The former president has approved the final design for his library in Arkansas.

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Jeff Blogworthy:

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Peter F.:

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Peter F.:

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Peter F.:

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Peter F.:

The horn goes: "Yes! Yes! Oh yes! Right there! Yessssssss!"

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My ergonomics assessment requires what?

Announcing the new Larry Fl... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Announcing the new Larry Flynt NASCAR racing team.

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No One of Consequence:

The command chair/regeneration pod for Captain Seven of Nine in the new Star Trek: Borg series.

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When Gunilla saw his examination chair, she knew that this gynecologist was going to be different.

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Peter F.:

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Natalie became uneasy when she saw the chairs in the Senator's "home theater".

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The new prototype for Effeminate Time Travel.

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One death row inmate said a... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

One death row inmate said about the new electric chair..."Carry out my sentence now...pleeeeeeeeease!"

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This receptacle for O'Donnell's brain will ensure that we will never have to forego her wisdom.

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And to make it go really fast, you just push the G-Spot. It's right over...err...it was here a minute ago!

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The liberal SUV.

Their sports are different.

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Lubricate before entering and wipe when leaving

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retired military:

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Jabba The Borg

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Banned in five galaxies and on thousands of planets, hundreds of moons, and dozens of asteroids, the infamous Massage Chair of Risa wound up in a beauty salon in Bakersfield.

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Dodo David:

Behold the chair with multiple names.
If it's unused, then it's called a "Rosie".
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Al Gore and Canada-owned Ch... (Below threshold)

Al Gore and Canada-owned Chrysler revealed their new "Mobile Hooker" vehicle - Gore: "Our eco-friendly vehicle will dramatically cutdown the use of fossil fuels."

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Introducing the Brazilian model ...

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Pimp your ride and watch it glide.

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The Gov. Jon S. Corzine Car Seat

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It's a bit bulky,but when Pronger lets one go,there isn't a goalie alive who's not grateful to be wearing the new "Happy Sack 3000".

All of your vaginas are bel... (Below threshold)

All of your vaginas are belong to us.

Inspired by the movie Barba... (Below threshold)

Inspired by the movie Barbarella, the latest torture device produced by the U.S. is installed at Guantanamo Bay.

Is it that obvious that the... (Below threshold)

Is it that obvious that the new "Idea person" at Lazyboy(TM)Inc. is from San Francisco?

After the Sake kicked in, "... (Below threshold)

After the Sake kicked in, "the Hentai dreams, pleasure and excitement of mobility in the 21st century" was born.

It comes in five sizes: sma... (Below threshold)

It comes in five sizes: small, medium, large, humungous, and Rosie O'Donnell.

I'm told that the late mode... (Below threshold)

I'm told that the late model, low mileage ones only run on gold.

Like the real thing, this o... (Below threshold)

Like the real thing, this one doesn't come with a manual, either.

Body by Georgia O'Keeffe.</... (Below threshold)

Body by Georgia O'Keeffe.

Massengill. It's the racer'... (Below threshold)

Massengill. It's the racer's edge.

Try and get the lease, beca... (Below threshold)

Try and get the lease, because once you've bought one, that's it.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.






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