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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Sumo in training : A young boy (R) lines up against a professional sumo wrestler (L) during an exhibition before the start of the first day of the Grand Sumo Tournament in Hawaii 2007, at the Neil S. Blaisdell Arena in Honolulu, Hawaii.(AFP/Gabriel Bouys)

Winners will be announced Sunday, as will the delayed announcement of winners from last weekend.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.


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Comments (145)

"Get in mah belly!"<p... (Below threshold)

"Get in mah belly!"

(somebody was gonna say it)

You didn't bring the salt?<... (Below threshold)

You didn't bring the salt?

And I thought NBA teams dra... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And I thought NBA teams drafting high school kids was a reach...

At long last Al Gore found ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

At long last Al Gore found an easily dispatchable challenger for his Global Warming Denier Debate/Sumo Battle Royale.

Uh oh, the kid just mudded ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Uh oh, the kid just mudded up the sumo ring.

Okay, before we start, do y... (Below threshold)

Okay, before we start, do you have to use the bathroom?

NaMBSA - National Man-Boy S... (Below threshold)

NaMBSA - National Man-Boy Sumo Association - never really got off the ground.

Graphic depiction of the di... (Below threshold)

Graphic depiction of the disparity between the intellectual foundation of conservatism (on the left, in red) and leftism (on the right, complete with surrender flag/diaper)

The odds were against him, ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The odds were against him, but a well-timed head butt to the genitals vaulted young David to a stunning upset victory over Goliath.

Wedgie Bowl XII---Test of C... (Below threshold)

Wedgie Bowl XII---Test of Champions

It looks like Barney Frank ... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

It looks like Barney Frank has put on some weight.

How's that for a carbon off... (Below threshold)

How's that for a carbon offset?

Kid: "Yes, your mawashi doe... (Below threshold)

Kid: "Yes, your mawashi does make your butt look fat."

Sort of brings to mind, Ros... (Below threshold)

Sort of brings to mind, Rosie vs. Elizabeth.

Ted and Patrick Kennedy dem... (Below threshold)

Ted and Patrick Kennedy demonstrate their 'field sobriety test' skills at the annual "Father-Son Congressional Reprobates Picnic."

In the corner to my left we... (Below threshold)
retiried military:

In the corner to my left we have The Illegal Immigration Problem and in the corner to my right we have what Congress is reluctantly willing to do about it.

Libby v. The Special Persec... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Libby v. The Special Persecutor

Mini-me.... (Below threshold)


Islamofacists v. Democrats<... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Islamofacists v. Democrats

John Kerry recounts how, ev... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

John Kerry recounts how, even as a small boy, he was able emerge victorious over overwhelming odds - and provides a picture to prove it.

Bubble over the little guy:... (Below threshold)

Bubble over the little guy:
"Geez, where's his pee pee?"

Sadly, this was destined to... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sadly, this was destined to be the young lad's last game of leapfrog.

Gershowitz vs Walton<... (Below threshold)

Gershowitz vs Walton

The Constitution vs Fitzgerald.

Oops, Dershowitz. Must be ... (Below threshold)

Oops, Dershowitz. Must be borked out.

Get in my belly!!</p... (Below threshold)

Get in my belly!!

Welcome to the 20th annual ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Welcome to the 20th annual NAMBLA convention.

Rosie wants breakfast, NOW!... (Below threshold)

Rosie wants breakfast, NOW!

Isn't that the cover to the... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

Isn't that the cover to the Denny Hastert Congressional Page Training Manual?

Steroids permeate all aspec... (Below threshold)

Steroids permeate all aspects of Sport. Proven by this photo of International Sumo Wrestlers' 8 year old division.

Bondsuko Barryito (L) refused to speak with reporters after the match.

"Wax on, wax off? Screw tha... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

"Wax on, wax off? Screw that! Hellllllp!!!!!!"

Daddy used to say, "This is... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Daddy used to say, "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you." To this day, I still don't understand it.

"Hey, kid...I've had bowel ... (Below threshold)

"Hey, kid...I've had bowel movements bigger than you."

Ref. Reid stops match befor... (Below threshold)

Ref. Reid stops match before it starts, calls it for the little guy.

Run Forrest, Run!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Run Forrest, Run!

On the left: the American P... (Below threshold)

On the left: the American People.
On the right: the United States Senate.

I'm from the Government and... (Below threshold)
Chris Cole:

I'm from the Government and I'm here to help.

"...and Oakmont Country Clu... (Below threshold)

"...and Oakmont Country Club fires into attack position as the golfers of the PGA brace for the impact; ready at all times to scream for their mommies."

"Sorry kid, my name's David... (Below threshold)

"Sorry kid, my name's David, too."

Ready, Set, JUMP GRASSHOPPE... (Below threshold)
merry merry:


hey big guy, are the kind t... (Below threshold)

hey big guy, are the kind that'd leave poo on the mat!

Grab and Squeeze son, grab ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Grab and Squeeze son, grab and squeeze.

See what happens when your ... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:

See what happens when your exposed to too many PETA veggie burgers you shrink

Kahuna is left speechless a... (Below threshold)

Kahuna is left speechless after Joey proves his IS bigger...

Right: Today's illegal immi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Right: Today's illegal immigration problem.

Left: Tomorrow's immigration problem, after congress grants amnesty.

Coming Soon! Michael Moore ... (Below threshold)

Coming Soon! Michael Moore is "A Sicko."

Dad, are you sure th... (Below threshold)

Dad, are you sure this is what you want for Father's day?

I see Adrian Browne is foll... (Below threshold)

I see Adrian Browne is following the Democratic Party lead and demonizing gay men as pedophiles.

C'mon, Dad, can't we just p... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

C'mon, Dad, can't we just play catch? Tommy's dad plays catch with him....

I dunno, Dad. I still this... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

I dunno, Dad. I still this it'd be more fun to do this on PlayStation

Harry Reid: "I surrender!!... (Below threshold)

Harry Reid: "I surrender!! Now where'd that white flag go??"

Hamas vs. Fatah. Once agai... (Below threshold)

Hamas vs. Fatah. Once again, it didn't last long.

The art of running under Li... (Below threshold)

The art of running under Liberals dung droppings [without being bombed] takes agility and skill....

Karl Rove (left) takes on t... (Below threshold)

Karl Rove (left) takes on the best the DNC has to offer.

Asians demonstrate how to p... (Below threshold)

Asians demonstrate how to protect ones' borders.

Liberal press vs. truth... (Below threshold)

Liberal press vs. truth

"Senator Kennedy gleefully ... (Below threshold)

"Senator Kennedy gleefully embraces litle Juan as he crosses the border"

DRUDGEBREAKING: Ann Coulter... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Ann Coulter is once again in trouble with the ACLU after proclaiming that fatguts shouldn't be allowed to have children.

John Kerry - with and witho... (Below threshold)

John Kerry - with and without Teresa Heinz

"...and now I dare you to c... (Below threshold)

"...and now I dare you to cross this line..."

"I will hug him and pet him... (Below threshold)

"I will hug him and pet him and name him George..."

How the liberals national h... (Below threshold)

How the liberals national health care system would work....

Ted Kennedy and John Edward... (Below threshold)

Ted Kennedy and John Edwards on steroids.

How a liberal perceives him... (Below threshold)

How a liberal perceives himself and how the public views him....

At a recent debate, Hillary... (Below threshold)

At a recent debate, Hillary screams at Dennis Kucinich to stop making their party look like a bunch of kooks.

Bubble over the little kid'... (Below threshold)

Bubble over the little kid's head: "Oh, shit!"

KEVIN, YOU NEVER GAVE US *L... (Below threshold)


Reality vs. Al Gore.... (Below threshold)

Reality vs. Al Gore.

Today's match consist of th... (Below threshold)

Today's match consist of the 450 lb Senate Democrats versus the 45 lb Senate Republicans.

"I ate a baby!"... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I ate a baby!"

Psst, kid, go for the balls... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Psst, kid, go for the balls.

"I'm getting Michael Jackso... (Below threshold)

"I'm getting Michael Jackson on your ass!"

Government vs. small busine... (Below threshold)

Government vs. small business

Government vs. ANY business... (Below threshold)

Government vs. ANY business

Trade imbalance: China vs... (Below threshold)

Trade imbalance: China vs. US (because we've run people out of business)

According to Harry Reid - t... (Below threshold)

According to Harry Reid - their bark is worse than their bite....

This is where the buck stop... (Below threshold)

This is where the buck stops.

Chuck E. Cheeses in Japan a... (Below threshold)

Chuck E. Cheeses in Japan are just a bit different than ours.

Who will win? It's a crap... (Below threshold)

Who will win? It's a crap shoot.

"Space station computers ou... (Below threshold)

"Space station computers out of control"

" ... You put your right... (Below threshold)

" ... You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out ..."

(again)"You put... (Below threshold)


"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out;

You do the Hokie-Pokie and you shake it all about ..."

Paris Hilton's attorneys vs... (Below threshold)

Paris Hilton's attorneys vs. the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept.

Well, why can't we ride the... (Below threshold)

Well, why can't we ride the seesaw?

Harry Reid's solution to te... (Below threshold)

Harry Reid's solution to terrorists: Sit still and hope they go away....

John Edwards before a Presi... (Below threshold)

John Edwards before a Presidential debate: Elizabeth!!!!!!!!!!!

Please believe me - i did N... (Below threshold)

Please believe me - i did NOT knock down your sand castle...

As obesity spirals further ... (Below threshold)

As obesity spirals further out of control, both Pampers & Depends have trouble capturing market share . . .

Kid. It's what's for dinner... (Below threshold)

Kid. It's what's for dinner.

Stick your head inside Butt... (Below threshold)

Stick your head inside Butte Montana - a fun place to stay!

Why are illegal aliens pour... (Below threshold)

Why are illegal aliens pouring over our border? Americans don't want to do the laundry...

Tempers flared Monday night... (Below threshold)

Tempers flared Monday night when Nancy Pelosi stopped this match over unfairness when she noticed that the big kid was wearing a red towel.

Hillary Clinton (D-NY), at ... (Below threshold)
Reality Check:

Hillary Clinton (D-NY), at left, greets presidential-candidate newcomer Barack Obama (D-IL) prior to a debate at South Carolina State University in Orangeburg.

Al Gore again saves the env... (Below threshold)

Al Gore again saves the environment after finding the methane leak....

Democrats control of Congre... (Below threshold)

Democrats control of Congress, taxation, our wallets, our property, our liberties, our life...

Gimme back my yu-gi-o cards... (Below threshold)

Gimme back my yu-gi-o cards, punk, or I'll give ya such a noogie!

Rupert Murdoch bellies up t... (Below threshold)

Rupert Murdoch bellies up to Dow Jones.

Tony Soprano (right) in the... (Below threshold)

Tony Soprano (right) in the next life, finds out he's not the "Big Man" anymore ...

Michael Moore engages in a ... (Below threshold)
Who's John Galt?:

Michael Moore engages in a little one-on-one with Jim Kenefick.

The Sumo team reenacts Mont... (Below threshold)

The Sumo team reenacts Monty Python's Holy Grail's Killer Rabbit scene.

How'd you do that?==... (Below threshold)

How'd you do that?

THE TWO HILLARYS: The rea... (Below threshold)

THE TWO HILLARYS: The real one and the sweet, innocent HilLIARy she portrays when the press shows up...

Coming this fall on Fox: T... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

Coming this fall on Fox: The Littlest Sumo

They don't show the 2nd pic... (Below threshold)

They don't show the 2nd picture of the big fat guy passed out flat on his back with the kid sitting on his chest reading a comic book...

After a brief, but tense, s... (Below threshold)

After a brief, but tense, standoff Toshiro decided to make the opening move little expecting that his gambit was ready to be countered by the "Flying balls of lead Kung Fu" of little Timmy "Smith and Wesson" McMasters.

Michael Moore's (on the lef... (Below threshold)

Michael Moore's (on the left) idea of picking on someone his own size

On the left: Fred Thompson<... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

On the left: Fred Thompson

On the right: All the other Republican presidential candidates combined.

Officials at th... (Below threshold)
Officials at the Wake-A-Wish foundation were hard pressed to explain how little Johnny's final desire to see SHAMU went awry.
On the right: Angry Shite... (Below threshold)

On the right: Angry Shitenobamas
On the left: Angry Shitenobamas 20 years later after being taxed out of his home by the liberals....

Person on left: Hillary b... (Below threshold)

Person on left: Hillary before makeup
Person on right: Hillary after makeup
Person taking picture: Dr. Frankenstein (behind a protective shield)

No fair! The big guy got ... (Below threshold)

No fair! The big guy got a head start.

What's that red stuff betwe... (Below threshold)

What's that red stuff between the sumo wrestler's tits?

Guess which one goes by the... (Below threshold)

Guess which one goes by the sumo name "morsel"?

Grateful he didn't draw the... (Below threshold)

Grateful he didn't draw the 8' transvestite, young King Leonidas whispers: "Molon Labe -- bring it, big boy".

Japan has a Hillary too?</p... (Below threshold)

Japan has a Hillary too?

"The thrill of victory...an... (Below threshold)

"The thrill of victory...and the agony of defeat."

"Kid, if you don't stop wea... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"Kid, if you don't stop wearing that diaper and start wearing regular clothes, then you will end up fat, ugly and permanently-single, just like me."

Sorry his head is cut off t... (Below threshold)

Sorry his head is cut off the photo - but the man in the second row (the one with his hand on his crotch) could do a noble thing and take that boy's place, but noooooooooooo.... he's gotta get home to Theresa by 5pm.... (don't tell the press he was there)

Son, I had to give h... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Son, I had to give him our clothes and money. His gun was THIS big, I swear!

Jim Webb's cover art for hi... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

Jim Webb's cover art for his next printing of "Lost Soldiers"

"I caught a fish THIS big, ... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

"I caught a fish THIS big, but he got away."

On the left: HamasOn... (Below threshold)
Charles V:

On the left: Hamas
On the right: Fatah

Give me $20.00 on the littl... (Below threshold)
Steam Dragon:

Give me $20.00 on the little guy...
He's quick, and he's got a move...

Unfortunately for little Da... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately for little Dagurasu, the story of David and Goliath did not translate correctly into Japanese.

"Your not a real man until ... (Below threshold)

"Your not a real man until you grow your hair this long and put it in a bun like mine."

This is a photo of the big ... (Below threshold)

This is a photo of the big man while he still had 10 fingers....

Who knew that Fat Bastard h... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Who knew that Fat Bastard had his own Mini-Me?

Bam-Bam had fallen on hard ... (Below threshold)

Bam-Bam had fallen on hard times lately, after his deadbeat dad had gotten himself killed in a quarry accident and his mom had run off with their pet, Dino. Here he is at a low point in his life about to throw his opponent into those who bet against him.

Cast injuries have forced D... (Below threshold)
Senor Cardgage:

Cast injuries have forced Disney studio execs to halt production of the "Bugsy Malone" version of Ian Fleming's "You Only Live Twice".

Meat Loaf: Live at Budokan<... (Below threshold)

Meat Loaf: Live at Budokan

What Ron Paul supporters th... (Below threshold)
Eric Forhan:

What Ron Paul supporters think they are versus what they really are.

Hey kid, why are you doubti... (Below threshold)

Hey kid, why are you doubting my boss on this Immagration Bill ????

Say hallo to ma little frie... (Below threshold)

Say hallo to ma little friend!!

Sumo breastling ... (Below threshold)

Sumo breastling

"The deadliest match"... (Below threshold)

"The deadliest match"

Fat Bastard vs. Mini-Me... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Fat Bastard vs. Mini-Me

"Hey shorty, where's the ba... (Below threshold)

"Hey shorty, where's the bathroom? I gotta turtle head poppin' out."

Thought bubble over kid's h... (Below threshold)

Thought bubble over kid's head: "I knew Rosie O'Donnell would freak if I swiped her bra!"

Since when has Dennis Kucin... (Below threshold)

Since when has Dennis Kucinic taken up sumo wrestling?

John Kerry "Like my lucky h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

John Kerry "Like my lucky hat is proof of my Christmas in Cambodia adventure this picture proves that the movie "Austin Powers" was based on my life as a secret agent"

One Marine vs. one big guy.... (Below threshold)

One Marine vs. one big guy. The big guy should have brought some friends.

"Domo arigato, Mr. Big Pott... (Below threshold)

"Domo arigato, Mr. Big Potto!"

Father to son: "For the la... (Below threshold)

Father to son: "For the last time, what did you do with our clothes??? All of these people are watching!!!"

"I'm so hungry I could eat ... (Below threshold)

"I'm so hungry I could eat a... ok, you'll do."

"No!! Don't go here!!! Wait... (Below threshold)

"No!! Don't go here!!! Wait until we find a bathroom!!!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.






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