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Last Week's Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Last week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, since computer nerd makes good is a pretty good demographic sweet spot for us here... The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

Chairman of Microsoft Corporation Bill Gates stands to accept an honorary Doctor of Laws degree during the 356th Commencement Exercises at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts June 7, 2007. (Brian Snyder/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) - "iRule"

2) (Jeff Blogworthy) - "Sorry, but Genuine Advantage has determined that this is not a genuine diploma. Would you like to resolve this issue now?"

3) (Mikey60) - "Harvard graduation 1.0 projected release date, 1977. Actual delivery date, 2007."

Honorable Mention

4) (brainy435) - "Grueling years of study for an ivy-league degree: 4
Years to repay student loans after graduation: 10
Being a college dropout with more money then everyone else assembled: priceless.

5) (-S-) - Thought bubble: "I can has cheezburger?"

6) (DJ Drummond) - "Your careers all belong to me."

The "Hey, I See What The Submitter Is Doing There" Award goes to:

(SILVER BULLET) - "I finally realized I couldn't get anywhere in this world without a college degree!"

Winners for the current contest will be posted shortly...

Comments (5)

Oh, it was just an honorary... (Below threshold)

Oh, it was just an honorary degree. :-(

w00t!... (Below threshold)


Thanks.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:


stripes would be more appro... (Below threshold)

stripes would be more appropriate.

"Harvard graduation 1.0 pro... (Below threshold)

"Harvard graduation 1.0 projected release date, 1977. Actual delivery date, 2007."

That's funny.






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