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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Manuel Hernandez reacts after his car and other impounded vehicles were crushed at the Ecology Auto Parts in Rialto, Calif., Wednesday, June 20, 2007, as part of a crackdown on illegal street racing in Southern California. Six vehicles were destroyed on Wednesday at an auto graveyard as local law enforcement ramps up enforcement this summer after illegal street racing is suspected or responsible for 13 deaths in Southern California since March. (AP Photo/Nick Ut)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.


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"Dude, there's my car."

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The Billy Joel AutoPARK did not stay open past the grand opening.

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The senates plan for the new D.C. parking lots.

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retired military:

Conservatives use this graphical representation to show what the porsche that Bush calls the immigation bill really looks like.

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The marketing campaign for "The Flat And The Furious" did not go well.

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John Chamberlain admires his latest masterpiece entitled, Fast, Furious Sammich.

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It's clearly George Bush's fault.

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New Inner city parking regulations did not sit well with most drivers

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"Where's the syrup?"

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Global warming requires that we flatten all the sports cars or it's death to the polar bears.

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Believe it or not, 10 Mexicans can still fit inside any one of these cars.

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Mr. Copperfield, I don't think that trick worked.

Mr. Copperfield?

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I'm crushed. Just crushed...

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Coming soon! A park dedicated to former cars of the Kennedy family.
It's a museam AND water park!

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That's one way to reduce your carbon footprint.

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After seeing the result of the robotic garage recently installed in New York, Joe Butler institutes the "Butlerian Jihad" against thinking machines.

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-- Paris, Lindsey, and Brittney woke to find they all went to the same after party!

-- Not funny but true --
Graphic representation of the additional daily traffic deaths as a direct result of the CAFE requirements under the energy bill approved yesterday in the Senate. (NO BLOOD FOR CAFE)!

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What has eight wheels and no trunk space?
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Out-takes revealed that in the alternate ending to the Sopranos finale, Meadow had significantly more trouble parking.

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"OK, guys...where's Peter Stormare and my new VW Gti now?"

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That Damn Global Warming!

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Proof the Kennedy's are back on the island for the summer....

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The results of another successful government program.

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The last thing I remember hearing was, "We're from the government and we're here to help."

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Dorothy Rabinowitz in drag rues the effect of special prosecutors.

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OK, everyone remember where we parked, we're under the black car!

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What would James Dean do?

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A real 5 car pile up.

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Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!!

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Left wing activists today attacked the parking lot of Fox News. The cars of Sean Hannity, Britt Hume,
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I don't feel so well. I think I'm about to have an asset seizure.

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How can I read Dorothy Rabinowitz's article on Nifong and Fitzgerald in the Opinion Journal today when it's buried under all that junk?

Desperate, aren't I?

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The new congressional mandate for overseas shippment of goods to be shipped in ISO containers is causing some problems for Japanese auto makers.

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That's what I call ground effects!

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Manuel is willing to drive the cars that Americans won't drive.

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While initially popular, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie' Valet Parking Service saw almost no returning customers.

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Street racers may have trouble pimpin out the new Honda Accordion.

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Toyota finds the most efficient way to ship cars yet again.

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Car 54 Where Are You?

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I told Mother Sheehan sitting in her car and leaning on the horn outside Ted Nugent's ranch wasn't a good idea...

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Oh great, I pick today to leave my lunch in the car.

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Al Gore demonstrate his latest idea for new lower carbon footprint compact cars.

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Dude, how do I get my bag of weed from the glovebox?

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Whoa, I guess that WAS an accident waiting to happen...

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While Manuel tried to figure out how to move yellow car, the thought occurred to him that his valet service might be in for a dry spell.

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Well, now I guess we know what Jack Bauer would do about global warming

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Maybe the Truthers are right after all. Can hydraulics crush steel? Google it people!

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All the repo man could do was scratch his head.

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Baron Von Ottomatic:

Recycling these five cars will yield enough steel for two new SUV's. Or a park bench capable of supporting Rosie O'Donnell.

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Baron Von Ottomatic:

With Americans demanding a border wall, the government of Mexico commissioned construction of numerous "fifty-one foot ladders" to assist in circumventing US sovereignty.

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"Aw, man! My green card's in the glove compartment!"

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Although the boxes clearly stated "Warning: Unstack Before Watering", Juan's inability to read or speak any English resulted in the instant destruction of the new "Insta-Car" 5-pack.

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Baron Von Ottomatic:

If you thought cleaning up after the elephants at the circus was bad, you should try cleaning up after the Transformers...

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New CAFE standards crush US auto industry.

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Who won?

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Zero to Sixty in 4 Seconds -- Flat!

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the guvmnet's new plan for HOV lane maximization.

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Unable to convince more people to ride the bus Washington state department of transportation experiments with stackable freeway onramps.

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"And nowz we Un-Pimp ze auto!"

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I knew shouldn't have let that snot-nosed parking attendant with name tag 'Crusher' park my car.

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"The brakes are a bit mushy."

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Five new Chinese export models get no stars in government crash test.

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Just three more payments and it's all mine...

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On this special "parole" edition of "The Simple Life", Paris and Nichole get jobs as parking valets.

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"Bumblebee, nooooooooooooooooooo!"

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Four cars falling out of the sky onto my souped up Honda? Impossible.
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Before entering the race, Fred Thompson examines the campaigns of (in order) Giuliani, McCain, Romney, and Huckabee.

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Ummm... and Paul.

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Example of the trickle down theory.

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The Aghast and the Curious.

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Vegas Vic:

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John in CA:

>>Mr. Copperfield, I don't think that trick worked.
>>Mr. Copperfield?

Good one.

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Wardrobe: $15
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Dang, locked my keys in the car again!

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New CAFE rules for compacting cars

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The Wagon Queen Family Truckster; you may think you hate it now, but wait 'till you drive it!

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The new 2008 (brave little) Toaster car

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The effect of the Senate's latest energy bill.

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Liberal logic, gotta love it. Or not.

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Four on the floor? Fuhgedaboudit!

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Time to purchase more vehicles for the Hollywood Blondes Driving School.

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Store five automobiles in a one car garage with the all new Packmate Car-hole™.

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Al Gore's latest carpooling idea (from which he is exempt from following, of course).

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music plays

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Jorge discovered that racing '4 wide' did not mean virticly the hard way.

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Test ends in failure.

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Hillary: "Where's Chelsea?"
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Car owner Manuel Hernandez is not pleased with the results from his "Pimp my Ride" experience...

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Peter F.:

Juan Ramirez considers learning English as a first language after pulling into the parking space that read "Compacts Only".

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Lindsay Lohan's car collection.

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"They Call Me Mellow Yellow"

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Let's see:
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Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one?
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Ricers into Rice Cakes, a good days work.

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I'll never buy another car off of eBay.


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Peter F.:

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Poland introduces its first hybrid low rider.

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Mexico introduces its first hybrid low rider.

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Chin was working hard at making his garage more feng shui when he finally realized his dream.

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Mayor Bloomberg offers a solution to Manhattan's parking problem.

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"Damn! I'm sure I left that girl's phone number in the BLUE car."

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Germany's Horst Wan Wormer contemplates the next event in "World's Strongest Man" competition.

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In retrospect James was glad he hadn't opted for the 6 pack

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Donde estas, Pedro?

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The density of motor vehicles in New York City required innovative, even creative solutions to the difficulty of finding parking.

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"Ed, I'm not your ordinary fool. If you can't give me the antarctic blue sportswagon right now I'm taking my business elsewhere."

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New Yorkers Carpool to evade Mayor Bloombergs traffic tax.

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" So this is Paris after a Riot"?

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Those damn double-parkers do it to me every time!

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A drunken David Hasselhoff searches for K.I.T.T.

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This parking situation is getting obNOXious.

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My car runs an eigth mile in 5 flat.

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Now can we try carpooling the traditional way.

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As they started translating the procedure into english, Hector got the sneaking suspicion that the prisoners were only supposed to stamp part of the car.

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Bad Karma:

[free tacos --->] Uh Oh. I think I need a bigger box.

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Oh man. Fidel is going to be pissed!

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Bad Karma:

Damn ese. Love bug my ass. That Herbie is one mean drunk.

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Four of Ted Kennedy's victims were never identified. At the time, they were just known as the Summer of Grey Goose murders.

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Manuel suddenly remembers why he and his friends do not loan out their cars to their sisters...

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As Manuel grieves over the loss of his beloved car he thinks, "we will always have Tijauna..."

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retired military:

Al Gore raves about the latest in carbon credit devices
"and if we can sell just 2000 of these it will save enough fuel for my private plane to fly me to my next speech".

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Traffic jam

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I knew I should not have parked there.

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Joe was really starting to question the wisdom of buying his wife and daughters new cars

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An illustration of what will happen to your car if you don't buy enough of "Al Gore's" carbon credits!

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Why couldn't they just make me listen to "Dead Man's Curve" over and over again? I would have stopped stree racing.

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Damn Harry Reid - so this is what he does with his big SUV for "security" reasons?

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Never, ever, ever, ever tell the carhop, "Just park it anywhere."

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Dont worry call the car x Man

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That sh#& will buff right out!

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Oh man, I wonder if I can get my money back on those rims I just bought...

[Dave] "I shouldn't have do... (Below threshold)

[Dave] "I shouldn't have done that!"

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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.






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