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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., and her husband, former President Bill Clinton, point to supporters as they walk in the Fourth of July Parade Wednesday, July 4, 2007 in Clear Lake, Iowa. (AP Photo/M. Spencer Green)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (157)

We did not have sexual rela... (Below threshold)

We did not have sexual relations with that girl...

You mean the owe with the g... (Below threshold)

You mean the owe with the great Tits?

No Bill, the one with the rocking ass!

Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive... (Below threshold)

Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive uh uh uh uhhh

Bob Barker points out to Hi... (Below threshold)

Bob Barker points out to Hillary the benefits of neutering.

Bill: "Look, there's anothe... (Below threshold)

Bill: "Look, there's another potential Presidential pardon for you."

Hill: "Ca Ching!"

There's a potential Lincoln... (Below threshold)

There's a potential Lincoln Bedroom client!

Bill, oooh, go get her. I ... (Below threshold)

Bill, oooh, go get her. I like her Bill, and I will share. Promise.

Walk like an Egyptian, do d... (Below threshold)

Walk like an Egyptian, do da do de de ..............

You put your left hand you ... (Below threshold)

You put your left hand you take your left hand out, you put your hat in the ring and shake it all about.

And I'm gonna build my pres... (Below threshold)

And I'm gonna build my presidential library right over there!

On the success of the Sopra... (Below threshold)

On the success of the Sopranos spoof, Bill and Hillary appear tonight on Dancing With the Stars.

Did her. Did her. Did her... (Below threshold)

Did her. Did her. Did her. Would LOVE to do her.
Did her. Did her. Did her....twice. Did her.............

I pardon you! And you, you... (Below threshold)

I pardon you! And you, you and you. And you. And you, you, you...........

"We're going to take things... (Below threshold)

"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." ~Comrade Hillary, June 2004

Pull our fingers!... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Pull our fingers!

Remember, Hillary, don't sh... (Below threshold)

Remember, Hillary, don't show them the other finger until AFTER we're elected.

We're gonna finger bang you... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

We're gonna finger bang you, baby!
Bang, bang, bang, all night long!

"Look at all the gullible f... (Below threshold)

"Look at all the gullible fools who like us."

"I'd do that one."

To demonstrate the awesome ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

To demonstrate the awesome power of their smear machine, Bill and Hillary select an insufficiently exuberant Hillary! supporter for character assassination.

(Hilary), He he he ,... (Below threshold)
Rob LA Ca.:

He he he , I'll get you yet my pretty , and your vast right wing conspiracy too!
Uhh huh, uhh huh! What she said!

Monkey see, Monkey do... (Below threshold)

Monkey see, Monkey do

The line to kiss our asses ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The line to kiss our asses starts over there.

I know you are, but what am... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I know you are, but what am I?

"High on a hill sat a lonel... (Below threshold)

"High on a hill sat a lonely goat singing: lay-ee odyl lay-hee odyl lay-hee-hoo."

Didn't we rent the Lincoln ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Didn't we rent the Lincoln bedroom to that guy?

Hill: "Look! Isn't that Bob... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Hill: "Look! Isn't that Bob Barker?"

Bill: "You mean that white-haired guy in the blue polo shirt? Now I get it."

Ooo, there's a camera. Quic... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ooo, there's a camera. Quick Bill, pretend we're a happy couple.

So you think that YOU are g... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So you think that YOU are going to have a say in how we run the country? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Hill, when you become presi... (Below threshold)

Hill, when you become president this is how you point at reporters.

Look Bill, useful idiots!</... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Look Bill, useful idiots!

Yes, Bill, that IS... (Below threshold)
Dale A:

Yes, Bill, that IS Paula Jones!!

Bill & Hill try out for the... (Below threshold)

Bill & Hill try out for the U.S. Olympic team in the sport of Sychronized Finger-Pointing

"Man, ever since he gave up... (Below threshold)

"Man, ever since he gave up the TV show, "Barker's Beauties" have turned into "Barker's Bowsers."


Hillary is such a black hol... (Below threshold)

Hillary is such a black hole for charisma that Bill visibly ages when he stands next to her.

Matching pearl handled revo... (Below threshold)

Matching pearl handled revolvers, $1600; Photoshop? Priceless.

Another good reason to kill... (Below threshold)

Another good reason to kill all the lawyers.

Bill finds that a seasickne... (Below threshold)

Bill finds that a seasickness patch helps keep the nausea down...

The Clinton's not-so-secret... (Below threshold)

The Clinton's not-so-secret method of indicating to their security detail who among the crowd they wanted "invited" back to the presidential suite.

The Clinton's always enjoy ... (Below threshold)

The Clinton's always enjoy a good funeral.

Especially when they caused it!

Bill and Hillary discuss th... (Below threshold)

Bill and Hillary discuss the double Dirty Sanchez with smiles.

Bill Clinton instructs in t... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton instructs in the ancient art of Tai Cheat.

"Oh, there's George and Lau... (Below threshold)

"Oh, there's George and Laura -- let's thank them for making us look REALLY good!"


America's first lesbian Pre... (Below threshold)

America's first lesbian President.

With his wife Hillary.

And that's where we killed ... (Below threshold)

And that's where we killed Vince Foster... Oh, Bill, Washington has such great memories!

Are you sure pointing to th... (Below threshold)

Are you sure pointing to the left polled higher than pointing to the right?

Yes, Bill. 48-46, 6% undecided, 3% MOE. Now shut up and bite your lip!

Bill & Hill show how far le... (Below threshold)

Bill & Hill show how far left they want to take America.

Hey you, average white guy,... (Below threshold)

Hey you, average white guy, yeah you. Give us more money so we can piss it away.

Bill: "Pull my finger!"<br... (Below threshold)

Bill: "Pull my finger!"
Hill: "Mine, too!"

"Look, here comes the U. S.... (Below threshold)

"Look, here comes the U. S. Attorney with another subpoena!"

Mr. and Mrs. Bob Barker pic... (Below threshold)

Mr. and Mrs. Bob Barker pick out the next contestant for "The Wife is Right."

"Look -- there goes our alr... (Below threshold)

"Look -- there goes our already-severely-atrophied sense of shame."

"Hey Bill, look over there!... (Below threshold)

"Hey Bill, look over there! What's Jerry Seinfeld doing in that giant bee costume?"

Let's take his money... (Below threshold)
Fletcher Mangum:

Let's take his money

"Which blue dress?... Th... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Which blue dress?... That blue dress?"
"Yes that blue dress."

His cover blown, the body s... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

His cover blown, the body snatchers pointed at him and shrieked.

Notorious womanizer with he... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Notorious womanizer with her husband.

"Oh, Bill, all our friends ... (Below threshold)
What Willis was Talking About:

"Oh, Bill, all our friends are here. There's Marc Rich, Susan McDougal, the Gregorys, the Vignalis, and..oh, look, those sweet boys of the FALN!"

Hillary: "Show me again Bil... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "Show me again Bill, just in case...'
Bill: "It's all in the wrist like this, then you say "I pardon you.....and you....and you......and you. See it's fun and no one can do s*** about it! WhOOOOOeee!

The Clintons send trained f... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

The Clintons send trained falcons to attack the Obama camp.

Simultaneously: "Does this ... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Simultaneously: "Does this smell like Monica?"

Bill: Hey Hill, check it o... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

Bill: Hey Hill, check it out, I did not have sexual relations with that woman over there either!
Hill: That woman there? Isn't that Janet Reno?

The Clintons at the premier... (Below threshold)

The Clintons at the premier of "Primary Colors II".

"That one. The sultry bitch... (Below threshold)

"That one. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to us. Take her clothes off and bring her to us."

(The above shamelessly crib... (Below threshold)

(The above shamelessly cribbed from the 1970 Movie M.A.S.H.) Should have put in attribution... sorry!

Reporter: People are once a... (Below threshold)

Reporter: People are once again focused on some of the pardons at the end of yo....


At a National Pointer's com... (Below threshold)

At a National Pointer's competition these two dogs displayed the style needed to compete in the "Prey on Taxpayers" catagory. They had previously won the "lying dogs" catagory hands down.

Dang----misspelled categor... (Below threshold)

Dang----misspelled category:

At a National Pointer's competition these two dogs displayed the style needed to compete in the "Prey on Taxpayers" category. They had previously won the "lying dogs" category hands down.

(revised edition)

Bill: I slept with her and ... (Below threshold)

Bill: I slept with her and her...
Hillary : and don't forget about her.

Bill: "Okay, now bite your... (Below threshold)

Bill: "Okay, now bite your lower lip and deftly turn the pointing finger to a half thumbs up/half thumb point and nod your head. You could be agreeing, you could be thinking about it. No one quite knows what it is, and that way you can argue about what is is later."

Bill: "Look! There's Scoote... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Bill: "Look! There's Scooter Libby. He should go to prison because he committed perjury."

Hillary (laughing): "Bill, you need glasses. That's not Scooter Libby. That's your reflection."

Bill: "Oh. Well, forget what I just said about committing perjury."

In an impromptu game of ch... (Below threshold)

In an impromptu game of charades, Bill and Hil each attempt to portray God's creation of Adam as depicted by Michelangelo's painting in the Sistine Chapel.

"Come on down!!!"... (Below threshold)

"Come on down!!!"

BUT WAIT!!Order now ... (Below threshold)

Order now and get the matched set -- that's right -- both for the price of one!

Go, Baby, Go!... (Below threshold)

Go, Baby, Go!

Fred! thinks "point", and v... (Below threshold)

Fred! thinks "point", and voila!
Hillary smiles in amazement and Bill's head shrinks.

Classic illustration of pro... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Classic illustration of projection and the finger of blame.

Hey look! It's those guys ... (Below threshold)

Hey look! It's those guys from the VFW! They're giving us the one finger salute, how cute! We love you too!

You want our fingerprints? ... (Below threshold)

You want our fingerprints? Ha Ha!!! We didn't touch those Rose Hill records.

Hillary tests the features ... (Below threshold)

Hillary tests the features of the implanted remote control one last time before the press conference.

Look ... a Neo-Con ...... (Below threshold)

Look ... a Neo-Con ...

Bill: Pull my finger ...<br... (Below threshold)

Bill: Pull my finger ...
Hill: No, pull mine, I'm the one running for office ...

Bill: look, theres an ille... (Below threshold)

Bill: look, theres an illegal immigrant ...
Hill: no silly, that's a disenfranchised future Democrat ...

Bill: Look honey, didn't I... (Below threshold)

Bill: Look honey, didn't I sleep with that woman ...
Hill: The one with the double D's ?
Bill: No, the one in the blue dress ...

In her stump speech today S... (Below threshold)

In her stump speech today Senator Clinton insisted that she was her own person and that her presidency would not be a clone of her husband's.

To infinity and beyond!!!</... (Below threshold)

To infinity and beyond!!!

Bill: "I got dibs on her"<b... (Below threshold)

Bill: "I got dibs on her"
Hillary: "I saw her first"

The Clinton distance formul... (Below threshold)

The Clinton distance formula says that the distance between Clintons is inversely proportional to the political trouble of either Clinton.

Hillary is in deep doo-doo.

Bill: Look.. my balls are ... (Below threshold)

Bill: Look.. my balls are so big they have to be rolled in...

Hillary: No Bill, those are my balls. Yours are over there, Nancy and Harry are playing marbles with them.....

see ya

"We squish you" ... (Below threshold)

"We squish you"

Come on down, you are the n... (Below threshold)

Come on down, you are the next contestant on The Price Is Right!

Bill: "Stop talking $#!^"<b... (Below threshold)

Bill: "Stop talking $#!^"
Hill: "Yah, you don't start no $#!^ there won't be no $#!^"

Come on down, YOU... (Below threshold)

Come on down, YOU, are the next contestant on The Price is Right!

Vince!... (Below threshold)


See, someone is</... (Below threshold)

See, someone is looking at us!

We have files on you, and y... (Below threshold)

We have files on you, and you, and you, and you...

You do realize that we have... (Below threshold)

You do realize that we have six fingers pointing back at us?

Bill and Hillary check whic... (Below threshold)

Bill and Hillary check which way the wind is blowing
before formulating a core conviction.

Upon reflection, I change m... (Below threshold)

Upon reflection, I change my entry. What better theme song for the Hillary campaign (in contrast to Bill's 'Don't stop thinking about tomorrow').

It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Lets see, I count a dozen A... (Below threshold)

Lets see, I count a dozen Americans who support the king, errr Bush.

No honey, those are the america haters from Whizbang. There are no real americans who support the king! You're so silly.

Come on y'all, pull our fin... (Below threshold)

Come on y'all, pull our fingers and we'll fart for ya...then you vote for us, awright?

"Wow! That guy looks just ... (Below threshold)

"Wow! That guy looks just like Vince Foster!"

Look, yet another "Clinton ... (Below threshold)

Look, yet another "Clinton Country" sign, Bill!

I'm pretty sure they're spelling it wrong, Hillary.

All together now........ (Below threshold)

All together now.....


"Look out! There's a black ... (Below threshold)
Paul A'Barge:

"Look out! There's a black male coming up behind us!!"

Just remember, three finger... (Below threshold)

Just remember, three fingers are pointing back at each of you!

"Look, It's the blue dress"... (Below threshold)

"Look, It's the blue dress"

Look Honey a whole passel o... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Look Honey a whole passel of minorities! Quick, say something spanishie!!

<a href="http://en.wikip... (Below threshold)
We're rubber, you're glue. ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We're rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of us and sticks to you.

The president and first hus... (Below threshold)

The president and first husband.

Awarding the flying fickle ... (Below threshold)

Awarding the flying fickle fingers of fate award to Americans everywhere for their unflagging support.

"No, not that bimbo -- the ... (Below threshold)

"No, not that bimbo -- the other one!"

A correction to the above</... (Below threshold)

A correction to the above

You want our fingerprints? Ha Ha!!! We did not touch the Rose Law Firm records.

The Clintons demonstrate on... (Below threshold)

The Clintons demonstrate once again an example of something your mother told you was impolite.

Look, it's our girlfriend!<... (Below threshold)

Look, it's our girlfriend!

He: You see, I told you...<... (Below threshold)

He: You see, I told you...

She: Wow, you're right! She really does have a hot ass!

Awaking from the exorcism t... (Below threshold)

Awaking from the exorcism that banished the evil and angry feminist spirits possessing her, a loving and happy Hillary Clinton leaves public life to reconnect with her husband and normal American citizens at a county fair.

"Look Bill, there's our bri... (Below threshold)

"Look Bill, there's our bridge back to the 20th century!"

Leftward Ho!... (Below threshold)

Leftward Ho!

Bill and Hillary, teaching ... (Below threshold)
I collect political items:

Bill and Hillary, teaching another class in Democrat finger pointing.


Slick Willy training session with Slick Hilly

"Hey, Bill, isn't that one ... (Below threshold)

"Hey, Bill, isn't that one of your old girlfriends?"
"Why, no, Hillary, I think that's one of yours."

"Aw, that's so cute -- a fl... (Below threshold)

"Aw, that's so cute -- a flock of right wing bloggers writing about us. Aren't they the silliest of willies?"


The Clintons show the crowd... (Below threshold)

The Clintons show the crowd how they jointly plugged the Whitewater Dam.

Have you had an IRS audit?.... (Below threshold)

Have you had an IRS audit?.....well have you punk?

"Oh, look! It's Bill and... (Below threshold)

"Oh, look! It's Bill and Ted! And they're motioning for us to get into the phone booth with them!"

We should get the monuments... (Below threshold)

We should get the monuments put up right over there...

" Hey Billy, I think he'd m... (Below threshold)

" Hey Billy, I think he'd make a good finance director. Sir, sir! Yes, you. Wanna job with a pre-pardon agreement?"

Look Bill, isn't that the g... (Below threshold)

Look Bill, isn't that the girl you had nonsex with.

"Yeah, Bob Barker, we get O... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, Bob Barker, we get OK! It was funny the first time!"

"My plastic surgeon built a... (Below threshold)

"My plastic surgeon built a better smile on my face than yours did."

"It's a republican! Quick,i... (Below threshold)

"It's a republican! Quick,initiate 'Fairness Doctrine'!!!"

Simon says: Look intereste... (Below threshold)

Simon says: Look interested and point to the little people like you care.

Shrillary: "See Bill, you t... (Below threshold)
Macker Author Profile Page:

Shrillary: "See Bill, you too can pose like Zefram Cochrane did...er, WILL!"

Bill and Hillary practice l... (Below threshold)

Bill and Hillary practice levitating a wallet out of a purse after watching My Favorite Martian.

Bill and Hillary give Web H... (Below threshold)

Bill and Hillary give Web Hubbell the signal to roll over again.

The Clintons look pleased w... (Below threshold)

The Clintons look pleased when they discover they actually beat Chucky to the camera first.

Bill: "Disco still sucks, a... (Below threshold)

Bill: "Disco still sucks, and Hillary still doesn't."

♫Saturday Ni... (Below threshold)

Saturday Night, Saturday Night...

Hillary, Lets point out all... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary, Lets point out all the gullible folks who actually believe you want to help them.

JeopardyCategory "... (Below threshold)
retired military:


Category "Bad lawyers and crooked politicians"

The answer is This picture

That answer is "Which is which Alex"


Dick Morris -- Dead Man!</p... (Below threshold)

Dick Morris -- Dead Man!

LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigo... (Below threshold)

LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is the latest victim of the dreaded Clinton "Nelson Muntz" laugh.

Hey Scooter! glad You could... (Below threshold)

Hey Scooter! glad You could make it to our 6th anniversary pardon party...enjoy the cigars and interns wet t-shirt contest @ 6pm.

Hil: "Look at Thompson's tr... (Below threshold)

Hil: "Look at Thompson's trophy wife! There is some good dirt to throw at him."

Bil: "Yeah, look at her..."

After so many years of bein... (Below threshold)

After so many years of being staunch liberals, sadly the Clintons can longer raise their right arms.

"Hurry, follow the Yellow B... (Below threshold)

"Hurry, follow the Yellow Brick Road.....before the muddled masses think to look behind the curtain!"

Mo-Town recording artist Hi... (Below threshold)

Mo-Town recording artist Hillary Knight and the Pimp

...greased lying...go greas... (Below threshold)

...greased lying...go greased lying...

Bill:"It's rather easy Hill... (Below threshold)

Bill:"It's rather easy Hillary, let me show you...wet your finger...hold it out...determine which way the wind is blowing...then that is the position you take on any topic"

Bill:"Let me point out the ... (Below threshold)

Bill:"Let me point out the right-wing conspirators to you...there's one right there...the one with the big ta-tas...there's another one...that one right there in the Beret...oh...and that one over there wearing the pearl necklace..."

Heil, Clintler!... (Below threshold)

Heil, Clintler!

Is there anything more unna... (Below threshold)

Is there anything more unnatural, or more frightening, than a Hillary smile?

Look Bill it's Mayor Villag... (Below threshold)

Look Bill it's Mayor Villagairosa, we finally found a bigger man whore than you!!!

Say, isn't that Tammy Wynet... (Below threshold)

Say, isn't that Tammy Wynette standing over there next to Bob Barker?

Bill, I'm just wondering if... (Below threshold)

Bill, I'm just wondering if you've ever noticed how much Chelsea looks like Vince Foster?...

Hey look isnt that AL GORE ... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:

Hey look isnt that AL GORE blowing up a hot air balloon withb his HOT AIR and look its GEORGE STEFENOPOLOUS on a tricycle

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.






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