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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Attendees at Comic-Con 2007 in San Diego

Last week's winners and this week's winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (100)

AlQaedaMan was not invited,... (Below threshold)

AlQaedaMan was not invited, as his superpower, to make sheep anuses larger, was not deemed to be of the appropriate superhero caliber.

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Alber... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Alberto Gonzales has announced further house cleaning of the Justice Department.

YearlyKos '07 kicks off wit... (Below threshold)

YearlyKos '07 kicks off with a group photo.

Oh crap, the democrats in c... (Below threshold)

Oh crap, the democrats in congress are fantasizing again...

Edwards is furious that Kuc... (Below threshold)

Edwards is furious that Kucinich gets to be Wonder Woman again.

InvisibleMan: "Dammit, can ... (Below threshold)

InvisibleMan: "Dammit, can you retake the shot... I blinked."

"Holy dorkwads, Batman!"</p... (Below threshold)

"Holy dorkwads, Batman!"

Why the Legion of Doom is s... (Below threshold)

Why the Legion of Doom is still around.

Moments later, the entire g... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Moments later, the entire group of super heroes was beaten senseless by three eight year-old boys.

Congressional Democrats fin... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Congressional Democrats finally unveil their bold plan for Iraq.

The democrat presidential c... (Below threshold)

The democrat presidential candidates gather for photos prior to the start of their next debate, which will concentrate on their individual plans for national security.

The 72 virgins greeting the... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The 72 virgins greeting them in paradise weren't at all what the Islamist suicide martyrs expected...

This is the Congressional D... (Below threshold)

This is the Congressional Dork Caucus.

Hey Flash, remember what we... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hey Flash, remember what we decided about crotch stuffing? Get with the program.

How do you say "nerd" in Kl... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

How do you say "nerd" in Klingon?

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi... (Below threshold)

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi take a group photograph with the Democratic candidates for president.

Liberal comic book writers ... (Below threshold)

Liberal comic book writers are at it again. First they killed off Captain America. Now they're marrying off Flash with Green Lantern.

What's next?

The Gay Avenger and his sidekick Bareback? Captain Jihadi? Dr. Abortion?

The aging Super Friends rem... (Below threshold)

The aging Super Friends remind us once again that tights are for the young.

Democratic Presidential can... (Below threshold)

Democratic Presidential candidates pose after the YouTube Debate.

In a desperate attempt at t... (Below threshold)

In a desperate attempt at the Avant Garde, Jean Paul Gaultier stuns the Haute Couture crowd with his new SuperHero line.

Al Qaeda 2.0!... (Below threshold)

Al Qaeda 2.0!

Nancy Pelosi uses her golde... (Below threshold)

Nancy Pelosi uses her golden whip to keep fellow dems in line.

So, what's your power?</... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So, what's your power?

I'm the amazing Subpoena Boy. I invent imaginary crimes, then force people to testify so I can trip them up procedurally and put them in jail.

What about the supervillains blowing up those buildings and strapping bombs to children?

Supervillains? I don't see any supervillains. What are you trying to do? Scare people?

Where's Matter Eater Lad wh... (Below threshold)

Where's Matter Eater Lad when you need him most?

Pandemonium ensued when the... (Below threshold)

Pandemonium ensued when the attendees realized that, unlike years past, the person dressed as Wonder Woman was, in fact, a real woman.

Green Lantern is a fire cro... (Below threshold)

Green Lantern is a fire crotch

Typical Friday night for Ja... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Typical Friday night for Jay Tea and his buds.

Some of the lesser known ch... (Below threshold)

Some of the lesser known characters present included hoodie woman on the right, smoking pipe man in the back, and ghetto blaster on the left...

So why aren't you guys o... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So why aren't you guys out fighting crime?

We can't.

Why not?

A lot of reasons. For instance, the ACLU says Superman's x-ray vision is an invasion of privacy, while his superhuman strength and impregnable skin gives him an unfair advantage over the enemy. The Democrats say he can't do any crime fighting unless he carries at least two pounds of kryptonite in his pocket to make it fair. They're calling for us to close the Hall of Justice and they say that we treated Dr. Doom in a cruel and inhumane manner. In fact, they say that crime wouldn't even exist if it weren't for us superheroes provoking ordinary citizens...

And now for the Illegal Ali... (Below threshold)

And now for the Illegal Aliens next border trick...

"You guessed it! We're all... (Below threshold)

"You guessed it! We're all here to see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!"

HAVING character is NOT the... (Below threshold)

HAVING character is NOT the same as BEING a character, Ms Pelosi, and Mr Reed refuses to wear the Turd-Boy costume, even if it is a perfect fit.

"We're almost ready for our... (Below threshold)

"We're almost ready for our group photo. How's Jerry Seinfeld coming along with his bee costume?"

"Whaddya mean Jay Tea won't... (Below threshold)

"Whaddya mean Jay Tea won't wear the StrongBad costume?"

Oh man, I picked the wrong ... (Below threshold)

Oh man, I picked the wrong caption contest to quit huffing paint.

The Daily Kos Convention ki... (Below threshold)
Dan Collins:

The Daily Kos Convention kicked off today . . .

OK, so it looks like we got... (Below threshold)

OK, so it looks like we got Wonder Woman getting ready to garrotte the Flash with a jump rope while Superman sneaks a peek down her cleavage, some idiot who thinks he's Carrot Top, and then there's the guy in the back smoking a pipe who didn't get the memo that this was a costume party, not to mention the gal down on the right who made herself a KKK costume only it's the wrong color, and next to her is someone of indeterminate gender who is wearing the absolutely lamest Robin costume that's ever been made; I ask you, can the Congressional Progressive Caucus get any sillier?

Pictured here is John McCai... (Below threshold)

Pictured here is John McCain's newly appointed campaign staff.

Well, this does say "loser"... (Below threshold)

Well, this does say "loser" much more effectively than tattooing an "L" on our foreheads.

"A gallery of the regular p... (Below threshold)

"A gallery of the regular people whose questions fearful Republicans would dodge in YouTube debate"

NASA faces an unexpected se... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

NASA faces an unexpected setback to the program when returning astronauts demand directions to
the Kos Convention.

Breaking News: Wonder Woma... (Below threshold)

Breaking News: Wonder Woman does not wear falsies but Batman has a sock in his jock!

The YouTube debates have le... (Below threshold)

The YouTube debates have led to a more representative field emerging amongst the (D)emocrat nominees.

At the latest Democrat pres... (Below threshold)

At the latest Democrat presidential debate, each candidate tried to demonstrate their one unique "power" that qualifies them to be president since not a single one of them had another trait to recommend them for the job.

"Yeah, , you're right, we A... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, , you're right, we ARE losers. But at least we aren't the Daily Kos. Those guys..."

The picture just isn't comp... (Below threshold)

The picture just isn't complete without Jay Tea with his Troll Hammer and Paul with his Moron Detector.

Hillary refused to show aft... (Below threshold)

Hillary refused to show after Edwards won the run-off to be Wonder Woman...

LOLDorks. I can has clue?</... (Below threshold)

LOLDorks. I can has clue?

They seem to have lost some... (Below threshold)

They seem to have lost some muscle mass since the cartoon channel implemented random drug testing.

Nelson Mandela (far left) c... (Below threshold)

Nelson Mandela (far left) celebrated his 89th birthday Wednesday by joining with other Nobel peace laureates including Jimmy Carter(center - holding lasso), politicians and development experts to form a "Council of Elders" dedicated to fostering peace and resolving global crises.

The All-Virgin And Living I... (Below threshold)

The All-Virgin And Living In Their Parent's Basement Club class photo.

Casting Call for Wizbang Bl... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Casting Call for Wizbang Bloggers takes an unexpected turn!

The decision by the Democra... (Below threshold)

The decision by the Democrats to replace the United States Marine Corps with the Legion of Slackers saw a mixed results. Terrorist activity increased sharply, but spandex manufacturers reported higher earnings. In related news, the Justice League sued Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for Defamation of Character ...

Amazingly, Wonder Woman's G... (Below threshold)

Amazingly, Wonder Woman's Golden Lasso of Truth got the same result with all participants:

"Yes, I'm a virgin."

The females added the qualifier: "well...technically...."

Not pictured: Little-known ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Not pictured: Little-known superheroes AssClown and Wonder Dorkward.

Oh wait, my mistake....

Troubled NFL quarterback Mi... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Troubled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, pictured far left, discovers the last remaining way to make money off his autograph.

"Wonder Twin powers...form ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Wonder Twin powers...form of somebody who'll never get laid!"

"Yo, Mr. Invisible. There's... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Yo, Mr. Invisible. There's a little problem with your costume...."

A campaign rally for Congre... (Below threshold)

A campaign rally for Congressman Ron Paul drew larger than expected crowds.

Wearing the costumes Americ... (Below threshold)

Wearing the costumes Americans don't want to wear.

John Edwards needs you to j... (Below threshold)
centralcal Author Profile Page:

John Edwards needs you to join his new Army in the War against Terror.

The Superheroes face off ag... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

The Superheroes face off against their most fearsome opponents todate -- DC and Marvel editors.

Just look at those boobs! ... (Below threshold)

Just look at those boobs! (And I ain't talkin' about Wonder Woman.)

#1 - It turns out that a ki... (Below threshold)

#1 - It turns out that a kitchen stocked with Taco Bell and Cheetos was not a good idea for the Justice League.

#2 - Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice, Richard Simmons assembles the out-of-shape heroes for one last attempt at defeating Mr. Fat-tastic!

Prior contest participants ... (Below threshold)

Prior contest participants including Baron von Ottomatic, Fustian and Jeff Blogworthy

We took down michael vick a... (Below threshold)

We took down michael vick and we can take down Ahmadinejad. All we need is rove's a-ok.

So 12 virgins walk into a r... (Below threshold)

So 12 virgins walk into a room...

Wizbang Blue meets at the a... (Below threshold)

Wizbang Blue meets at the airport Marriot to plan the next quarter's asshattery.

Superman didn't need to act... (Below threshold)

Superman didn't need to activate his X-Ray vision to appreciate the effectiveness of the Wonderbra!

What do you mean, "abnormal... (Below threshold)

What do you mean, "abnormal?"

After Green Arrow snapped t... (Below threshold)

After Green Arrow snapped the picture, he broke into a fit of hysterical laughter and had to be put down.

The Fiction of Power rehear... (Below threshold)

The Fiction of Power rehearses the emergence of the Conspiracy Theory dialectic.

Pipe-man to Fedora-man:<br ... (Below threshold)

Pipe-man to Fedora-man:
What the hell have we done!

Hey! Superman is trying to ... (Below threshold)

Hey! Superman is trying to check out Wonder Woman without using his X-Ray vision.

Wow. That's a big basement... (Below threshold)

Wow. That's a big basement.

"The staff at TNR... (Below threshold)
Bill M:

"The staff at TNR takes a break after putting to bed the ground-braking Scott Thomas military expose."

The final results of being ... (Below threshold)

The final results of being a party with a "BIG TENT"

Obama gets specific about t... (Below threshold)

Obama gets specific about the "transformation" his presidency would unleash.

"Yeah, we look nerdy, but a... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, we look nerdy, but at least we're not at a blogger convention."

Chuck Schumer: "Wonder Woma... (Below threshold)

Chuck Schumer: "Wonder Woman? Superman? Even these candidates for a future Supreme Court opening would be unacceptable."

Its the CHALLENGE OF THE SU... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:


The Young Republicans meet ... (Below threshold)

The Young Republicans meet again!

Lindsay Lohan's family and ... (Below threshold)

Lindsay Lohan's family and close friends (shown here) denied that she had anything but a normal home environment ...

GOP 2008 Convention goes dr... (Below threshold)

GOP 2008 Convention goes drag

They've found Pvt. Beaucham... (Below threshold)

They've found Pvt. Beauchamp's unit.

Cindy Sheehan's fan club sh... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Cindy Sheehan's fan club showed the extremes to which they will go to get her elected over Nancy Pelosi.


THe congressional black caucus in disguise.

The League of Extraordinary... (Below threshold)

The League of Extraordinary Idiots.

Well, the guy with the pipe... (Below threshold)

Well, the guy with the pipe is obviously Al Gore. I mean, duh.

The Church of the SubGenius... (Below threshold)

The Church of the SubGenius finally attains its greatest wish, infiltrating Bob J. Dobbs into the ranks of the JLA!

It's Slobberin' Time... (Below threshold)

It's Slobberin' Time

Michele Malkin sure has som... (Below threshold)

Michele Malkin sure has some odd friends.

The Super Friends didn't se... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

The Super Friends didn't seem so super as they posed for their AARP Magazine photo shoot.

A scene from the newest rea... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

A scene from the newest reality TV show People Who Need To Get A Life.

The Democratic Party presid... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

The Democratic Party presidential candidates all showed up for the casting call of the yet-to-be-filmed Super Friends movie. In response, Hollywood's movie moguls showed some decency and cancelled the movie's production.

In attempt to impress voter... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

In attempt to impress voters, the Democratic presidential candidates dressed as super heroes. It was no surprise that Hillary Clinton dressed as Superman and John Edwards dressed as Wonder Woman.

Disappointing its castmembe... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Disappointing its castmembers, Super Friends: The Next Generation received worse ratings than My Mother The Car.

When their reunion ended, t... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

When their reunion ended, the Super Friends went their separate ways. Superman went to Miami Beach to use his x-ray vision to see underneath the women's swimsuits. The Flash and the Green Lantern moved to Massachusetts in order to marry each other. Batman was last seen entering Wonder Woman's cave. Robin entered from the rear.

Spiderpig was also to appea... (Below threshold)

Spiderpig was also to appear, but no one had a costume big enough for Rosie O'Donnell

Holmes: (smoking pipe) So w... (Below threshold)

Holmes: (smoking pipe) So what does this mean?

CZ: The final results of being a party with a "BIG TENT"

Holmes: No CZ, it means someone has stolen our tent!

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.






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