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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A woman selling Chinese made toys waits for customers at a shopping center in Beijing. A Fisher-Price recall of nearly one million Chinese-made toys, the latest in a series of similar scandals, is ratcheting up already high American resentment against the offshoring of jobs.(AFP/Teh Eng Koon)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (83)

Where's Elmo?... (Below threshold)

Where's Elmo?

A senate staffer for Leahy ... (Below threshold)

A senate staffer for Leahy is preparing witnesses for a hearing on chinese toys. ww

President Obama's hand pick... (Below threshold)

President Obama's hand picked Invasion Czar addresses her troops before they unleash heck on Pakistan.

Mr. Ducky's 2007 family reu... (Below threshold)

Mr. Ducky's 2007 family reunion.

"No Elmo, but we do have Er... (Below threshold)

"No Elmo, but we do have Ermo."

"Everything, best quality."... (Below threshold)

"Everything, best quality."

"Wanna buy a watch?"... (Below threshold)

"Wanna buy a watch?"

"You have pet? I also sell ... (Below threshold)

"You have pet? I also sell dog food at discount."

"Lead here! Get your lead ... (Below threshold)

"Lead here! Get your lead here!"

YearlyKos 2007... (Below threshold)

YearlyKos 2007

ACORN was busily registerin... (Below threshold)

ACORN was busily registering voters in time for the 2008 elections.

"Pssst, have farm raised sh... (Below threshold)

"Pssst, have farm raised shrimp and eel in back room, you want? It Cipro free; some Malachite Green for flavor; good for pleasing women, you like?"

The Chinese: willing to kil... (Below threshold)

The Chinese: willing to kill the Americans, al Qaeda won't.

"I dont want to grew up, I'... (Below threshold)

"I dont want to grew up, I'm a DailyKos kid...."

News Flash:Chinese... (Below threshold)

News Flash:

Chinese Minister of Toys and Games, Mi Kno Fun, has just been executed for subverting the welfare of the People's entertainment.

Of course we have an Ewok..... (Below threshold)

Of course we have an Ewok...it's down here somewhere...why don't you get your dog a bite at the next booth or maybe freshen up with some yummy toothpaste?

MTV cribs here on a tour of... (Below threshold)

MTV cribs here on a tour of John Edwards closet. This is a man, so secure in his masculinity, that he can have a whole closet full of dolls. Edwards doesn't have to fly fighter jets or start wars in Iraq to prove to anyone that he's a man's man.

"Do you have a copy of C... (Below threshold)

"Do you have a copy of Chinese Overpopulation by Wi Foo Kim-yung?"

The Pentagon war room under... (Below threshold)

The Pentagon war room under Dennis Kucinich.

You know it's not Hillary's... (Below threshold)

You know it's not Hillary's bedroom. Hers is covered with the shrunken heads of defeated enemies.

Got lead?... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Got lead?

The DNC responds to the age... (Below threshold)

The DNC responds to the age old question "what's the color of the sky in their world"

You can tell which ones are... (Below threshold)

You can tell which ones are for export to America's children. They're the ones stuffed with razor blades and broken glass.

Congressional Group Photo S... (Below threshold)

Congressional Group Photo Shoot

They got so much mercury in... (Below threshold)

They got so much mercury in these things that they grow half an inch on a hot day...

The real China Syndr... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The real China Syndrome

Mommy, why do my dolls all ... (Below threshold)

Mommy, why do my dolls all glow in the dark?

China's new plan to sequester nuclear waste in the West.

In other news... adult indu... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

In other news... adult industry ravaged by Chinese sex toy recall.

It's the Tofu Patch Kids!</... (Below threshold)

It's the Tofu Patch Kids!

Hey Joe. Where you going? M... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hey Joe. Where you going? Me poison you long time. Do your dog too.

Registering Detroit voters ... (Below threshold)

Registering Detroit voters for the '08 elections.

Those aren't Beanie Babies.... (Below threshold)

Those aren't Beanie Babies...they're Rice-ie Babies!

Minnesota's Bridge Inspecti... (Below threshold)

Minnesota's Bridge Inspection Team.


We now have 2 for 1 special... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We now have 2 for 1 special on Toxic Avenger.

I see that CBS has let Kati... (Below threshold)

I see that CBS has let Katie Couric redesign the Evening News set.

Charles Lee Ray finds a new... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Charles Lee Ray finds a new home.

"We also have the Enumclaw ... (Below threshold)

"We also have the Enumclaw best seller -- Bugger me Elmo"

President Bush said today t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

President Bush said today that we will work hard with the Chinese to resolve this issue; announces Chinese Toy Amnesty Bill.

We who are about to die, sa... (Below threshold)
Robert the Original:

We who are about to die, salute you.

Ever since I started workin... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Ever since I started working here I've had headaches, memory problems, reduced coordination, learning disabilities, irritability, hyperactivity, increased sleeping, decreased activity and fatigue, hearing loss, vomiting, slow reflexes,
muscle weakness, seizures, hypertension,
constipation, diarrhea, abdominal pain, vomiting, poor appetite, weight loss, anemia, and kidney problems, but it is a union job so I don't have do anything but show up everyday and I can't get fired...

I sense no danger here.... (Below threshold)

I sense no danger here.

I heard China had a lead... (Below threshold)

I heard China had a leading economy... now I believe it.

Once we figure out how to p... (Below threshold)

Once we figure out how to poison video games the kid market is ours.

More lead than an NRA conve... (Below threshold)

More lead than an NRA convention.

Chinese Vendor: "What you ... (Below threshold)

Chinese Vendor: "What you mean you want to pay only 10 dollar for doll? It cost 12 dollar!"

American Customer: "Currency fluctuations."

Chinese Vendor: "Fluck you Americans too!"

And you were wondering wher... (Below threshold)

And you were wondering where Wizbang got its trolls from.

All your Lead are be... (Below threshold)

All your Lead are belong to us

9/11 Truthers gather expert... (Below threshold)

9/11 Truthers gather experts for congressional testimony.

"How you like new Plumbu... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"How you like new Plumbum Ponies?"

"And today on Sesame Street... (Below threshold)

"And today on Sesame Street we feature the letter "T". "T" is for toys. Toxins. Trade. 'Tough titty' said the Tomcat.'"

Recalled "R" Us... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Recalled "R" Us

Unable to sell their toys t... (Below threshold)

Unable to sell their toys to children due to lead-based paint, the Chinese think of a new application for them:

Sell them to smugglers looking to block Superman's X-Ray vision.

Say hello to my little frie... (Below threshold)

Say hello to my little friends!

China Rove... (Below threshold)

China Rove

China proves they are not t... (Below threshold)

China proves they are not to be toyed with.

Well, at least the toys wil... (Below threshold)

Well, at least the toys will be protected from x-rays.

John Edwards head intern gi... (Below threshold)
the brain:

John Edwards head intern gives reporters a quick tour of his mansion, stopping to show reporters Edwards collection of favorite toys/potential cabinet members.

A Democrat's idea of 'Get O... (Below threshold)

A Democrat's idea of 'Get Out The Vote' in preparation for the 2008 election.

Toy Story III: Revenge of t... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Toy Story III: Revenge of the Furries

....and in other news, the ... (Below threshold)

....and in other news, the Waylon Smithers, Jr. collection is up for bids this weekend.

Progressive 'Sock Puppets o... (Below threshold)

Progressive 'Sock Puppets of Color' line up to post comments on Whizbang

Hey, kids! Guess what?... (Below threshold)

Hey, kids! Guess what?

Lead paint tastes just like candy!

And this little pony is cal... (Below threshold)

And this little pony is called Mr. Edwards.

"No, no. You misunderstood... (Below threshold)

"No, no. You misunderstood. We were saying 'red paint.'"

Control the Population and ... (Below threshold)

Control the Population and Man Made Global Warming. Look for the China label.

A member of Alberto Gonzale... (Below threshold)

A member of Alberto Gonzalez's advance team prepares for his next speech, setting up the only audience she could find that still has confidence in him.

"Say, do you carry the dres... (Below threshold)

"Say, do you carry the dress-up Hillary doll?"

"Yes, you can take the toys... (Below threshold)

"Yes, you can take the toys back to America. Just don't feed them after midnight!"

Made in China.... (Below threshold)

Made in China.

The best seller is Spide... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

The best seller is Spidermanbearpig

Why, yes, the Exploding Eyo... (Below threshold)

Why, yes, the Exploding Eyore IS our best seller. However, the lead encrusted Pooh Bear or Prestone scented Piglet also make wonderful gifts. And remember, ALL of our toys are 35% less likely to harm your child then a starving psychopath hopped up on crack. Guaranteed!!

and if I squeeze this ones ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

and if I squeeze this ones butt it says: RE-DEPLOY! RE-DEPLOY! and if I squeeze this ones toes it says BUSH LIED PEOPLE DIED"

A meeting of the Cindy Shee... (Below threshold)
retired military:

A meeting of the Cindy Sheehan voters and fan club.

"If I died with all these, ... (Below threshold)
Harvey Author Profile Page:

"If I died with all these, I'd win!"

"I CN HAZ LED POYZNING?"</p... (Below threshold)


"Do you have any Led Zeppel... (Below threshold)

"Do you have any Led Zeppelin's?"

"Sorry. Do you have any Re... (Below threshold)

"Sorry. Do you have any Red Zepperin's?"

A woman contemplates Plan B... (Below threshold)

A woman contemplates Plan B of her subliminal marketing influence: A Lead Pipe Exhibit.

More brainpower represented... (Below threshold)

More brainpower represented here then the entire democratic field.

Poppies, poppies..now they'... (Below threshold)

Poppies, poppies..now they'll sleep..sleep... ee hee hee hee hee

BARBIE HAS A CRUSH ON G.I. ... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:


"Yes, all toy are Chinese g... (Below threshold)

"Yes, all toy are Chinese government approved reincarnation of Buddha."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.






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