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Democratic presidential hopeful U.S. Sen. Barack Obama D-Ill., and his daughter Sasha ride bumper cars at the Iowa State Fair Thursday, Aug. 16, 2007, in Des Moine,Iowa. (AP Photo/M. Spencer Green)

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Comments (124)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Barak... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Barak Obama rammed Speaker Pelosi in a D.C. bumper car grudge match. NYT headlines -- Obama rama Ding Dong -- developing...

...and then you drive the b... (Below threshold)

...and then you drive the bomb into the building.

First he went after Pakista... (Below threshold)

First he went after Pakistan...then he went after NASCAR. Will you be next?

Presidential aspirant Barac... (Below threshold)

Presidential aspirant Barack Obama practices driving, hoping to avoid a "Patrick Kennedy" incident during this election cycle.

Anger management classes re... (Below threshold)

Anger management classes really didn't help Sen. Obama, so he took out his frustrations with the electorate in other ways.

"Driving (at) Ms. Clinton"<... (Below threshold)

"Driving (at) Ms. Clinton"

"Driving that train, high o... (Below threshold)

"Driving that train, high on cocaine..."

"Can't hit your that hard? ... (Below threshold)

"Can't hit your that hard? Get real. This is the Chicago Way!"

Barak Obama takes driving l... (Below threshold)

Barak Obama takes driving lessons from the same school that taught him foreign policy.

When the knock on you is th... (Below threshold)

When the knock on you is that you aren't mature enough to run the country, perhaps a different photo op is in order.

He's an Army helmet away fr... (Below threshold)

He's an Army helmet away from doing the full Dukakis.

Obama: "That hrmfph-riss... (Below threshold)

Obama: "That hrmfph-rissin-rassin Clinton cut me off."
daughter: "you mean Bitch, daddy?"

He's an Army helmet away... (Below threshold)

He's an Army helmet away from doing the full Dukakis.


"Finally a race I have a sh... (Below threshold)

"Finally a race I have a shot at winning."

The cries of "Allahu Akhbar... (Below threshold)

The cries of "Allahu Akhbar" were a little disconcerting for the other children.

Obama finds at age appropri... (Below threshold)

Obama finds at age appropriate activity at last.

"Turn to the left. Turn to ... (Below threshold)

"Turn to the left. Turn to the left. Turn to the left..."

Barak preparing to drive th... (Below threshold)
Steve Uram:

Barak preparing to drive the economy in a ditch.

"I can turn pro at this!"</... (Below threshold)

"I can turn pro at this!"

Beauchamp's boy bopp... (Below threshold)
bill j:

Beauchamp's boy boppin' a beagle!

Hillary's visit to the bump... (Below threshold)

Hillary's visit to the bumper car park had to be hushed up when she seriously injured 15 children.

"Careful sweety, you almost... (Below threshold)

"Careful sweety, you almost got in Daddys' - 'regular guy' shot."

They got Obama here by tell... (Below threshold)

They got Obama here by telling him he could meet the President of Canada.

Bravely, Senator Obama nego... (Below threshold)

Bravely, Senator Obama negotiates his way through a barage of American "air raiding" on a village of local brown people in Iowa.

Sorry Obama - not even Mapq... (Below threshold)

Sorry Obama - not even Mapquest is gonna put you on Pennsylvania Avenue.

The Audacity of Dope. ... (Below threshold)

The Audacity of Dope.

Eager to establish street c... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Eager to establish street cred with the green crowd, Obama reveals his plan to reduce US dependency on foreign oil.

Road (to the White House) R... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Road (to the White House) Rage...

The Obama campaign has foun... (Below threshold)

The Obama campaign has found it necessary to set aside a half hour very day for recess.

There's a pack of ciggs on... (Below threshold)

There's a pack of ciggs on the floor!!!

To offset the carbon footpr... (Below threshold)

To offset the carbon footprint of a day in bumper cars, the Obama campaign plans to torch a wing of Al Gore's mansion.

Kucinich tried to get in, b... (Below threshold)

Kucinich tried to get in, but he couldn't see over the steering wheel.

And with that, the would-be... (Below threshold)

And with that, the would-be President screamed, "PRIUS, MY VERY BLACK, and oh so down for the struggle, ASS!", and slowly peddled off in his new, Earth First "Hemi-Sneer".

A day of Obama family fun t... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

A day of Obama family fun turned sour when passengers in the car he bumped retained John Edwards to represent them in court.

Obama thought his enthusias... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama thought his enthusiasm for ethanol would catapault him to a win in the Iowa caucus; after causing an eight bumper car pile-up he was booked for operating carnival machinery under the influence of alcohol.

I will call it '... (Below threshold)

I will call it 'The Wheel'.

In his best AlGore initation, obama names his new invention!

Building on the great tradi... (Below threshold)

Building on the great tradition of Carol Moseley Braun, who suggested America talk to her enemies over some doughnuts, Sen. Barak Obama is seen here moments before the taliban liaisons' "bumper car for peace", detonated.

Get outta my way, you Pakis... (Below threshold)

Get outta my way, you Pakistani bastard. I'm late for my dinner with Chavez, Castro, and Ahmadinejad.

Barak Obama gives a demonst... (Below threshold)

Barak Obama gives a demonstration of how he will drive the US economy when elected president.

"Okay, stick your tongue ou... (Below threshold)

"Okay, stick your tongue out. Now, hunch over and cross your hands..." The Netroots bunch display their influence over Obama.

Headline: Six agents from O... (Below threshold)

Headline: Six agents from Obama's Secret Service detachment suffer broken ankles and other assorted internal injuries at Iowa State Fair.

"And after next November, D... (Below threshold)

"And after next November, Daddy will have an old white man to drive the bumper car for us."

DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK "BLA... (Below threshold)


Barack Obama finds the perf... (Below threshold)

Barack Obama finds the perfect metaphorical representation for his presidential campaign.

Sen. Obama had to make as i... (Below threshold)

Sen. Obama had to make as if he liked his gift of a "new car" from the President, or risk losing that prized Hugo Chavez lovers vote.

The trick is to keep veerin... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The trick is to keep veering left honey.

PS. I suppose "Honey" shoul... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

PS. I suppose "Honey" should be a capitalized term of endearment/noun.

Reliving the trauma brought... (Below threshold)

Reliving the trauma brought on by years of racial abuse in Hawaii, Obama guns it for the little Japanese boys' car.

<a href="http://www.youtube... (Below threshold)

Warren Obama says: "Yeah, he's my cousin, but I'm in this to win. The story ends with me puttin' him into the wall."

GOOD GRAVY! That's Ted Ken... (Below threshold)

GOOD GRAVY! That's Ted Kennedy behind us! Can't this thing go any faster! My daughter! My daughter!

With all due apologies to G... (Below threshold)

With all due apologies to Garrett Morris...

"I'm gonna get me a bumper car and kill every whitey I see!"

And later, Obama made a mov... (Below threshold)

And later, Obama made a move on the black vote when he said, "That there pole, in that bumper-car, brought this here brother, back in time y'all, to the white mans 'Whippin' post'..."

"Not black enough? I'm gon... (Below threshold)

"Not black enough? I'm gonna git you sucka!"

"Ohhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhh, it's... (Below threshold)

"Ohhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhh, it's been a long week and I'm fresh outa Marlboros..."

If I log a few hours on thi... (Below threshold)
Who's John Galt?:

If I log a few hours on this baby, I'll have the experience I need for Indy. I can do this. Crap! Hillary just lapped me.

Jealous of Governor Corzine... (Below threshold)

Jealous of Governor Corzine's sympathy bump in the poll numbers, Barak Obama practices driving fast without a seatbelt.

Later, at the ceremony for ... (Below threshold)

Later, at the ceremony for his gold medal in the State Fair bumper cars, Sen. Obama would test the crowds racial tolerance when he lowered his head, and raised his fist in solidarity, with "the brown victims of Bushes hate", down in Gitmo.

Now at Six Flags - Obama Ra... (Below threshold)

Now at Six Flags - Obama Rama!

"OK, let's pretend the woma... (Below threshold)

"OK, let's pretend the woman in that car is Pakistan..."

"Here's how you knock out t... (Below threshold)

"Here's how you knock out the older kids, honey. Aim for the center, dummy to the right, and then just as you pass them, yank sharp left. Gets 'em every time."

I am not like those Mexican... (Below threshold)

I am not like those Mexicans...that can't catch me and crush my ride!

Take pictures like t... (Below threshold)

Take pictures like this,
And talk insane!
Away go your chances,
Down the drain

Hey Obama,
Ya killed the drama,

One hand drops the bomb on<... (Below threshold)

One hand drops the bomb on
One hand passes tea.

They spinnin', they spinnin... (Below threshold)

They spinnin', they spinnin', they spinnin'!

Another democrat tests the ... (Below threshold)

Another democrat tests the notion that there's nothing a lib can do that will be ridiculed more than ANYTHING a republican does.

"Honey, don't bother Daddy ... (Below threshold)

"Honey, don't bother Daddy when he's mugging for the camera!"

Senator Obama strives to be... (Below threshold)

Senator Obama strives to be as good a driver as Senator Kennedy.

Nappy Ho! I'll Show you Nap... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Nappy Ho! I'll Show you Nappy Ho!

Countering criticism that h... (Below threshold)

Countering criticism that he lacks experience, Sen. Obama demonstrates his proficiency in colliding vehicle navigation.

As promised, Barrack Hussei... (Below threshold)

As promised, Barrack Hussein Obama sits down with rougue dictators without strings attached.
"Little Bobby Nerlman needs to understand that his tactics of terror [on the 8th St play ground] will no longer be tolerated by the world community. While nuclear weapons are off the table, I am prepared to employ sanctions. If witholding the mint chocolate chip does not work, then I am prepared to order an invasion of the sandbox, and if needed, I will go into our allies territory under the jungle gym to root him out" said Sen Obama

There's a pack of ciggs on ... (Below threshold)
nogo war:

There's a pack of ciggs on the floor!!!

...does not matter if they're flat

Sasha: Please, please, ple... (Below threshold)

Sasha: Please, please, please Jesus, Take The Wheel.

If the glove dont fit, then... (Below threshold)

If the glove dont fit, then the juice You must aquit..!

Speed of lightning... (Below threshold)

Speed of lightning

Ball of thunder

Gonna ram this campaign under

Blunderdoggggg ahhhh aahhh blunderdog

Obama knew his chances beco... (Below threshold)

Obama knew his chances becoming the Democrat nominee would improve if he knocked Hillery's car out of the race first.

Obama introduces Hillery to politics Chicago style as he aims to bump her off.

Obama suddenly developed a new love for white knuckle driving as he lined Hillery up for the "Bump heard around the world".

"Now that Kuchinich has len... (Below threshold)

"Now that Kuchinich has lent me the Silver Hornet Cato and I can start to do some real good."

Obamie the Dove Bug... (Below threshold)

Obamie the Dove Bug

The steroids scandal widens... (Below threshold)

The steroids scandal widens from Baseball to Politics ...

OBAMA SMASH!... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:


Senator Obama demonstrates ... (Below threshold)

Senator Obama demonstrates his personal experience of driving while black.

"D'aint takin' me da way de... (Below threshold)

"D'aint takin' me da way dey took Rodney! D'AINT TAKIN' ME DA WAY DEY TOOK RODNEY!!!!!"

Beleaguered Balderdasher... (Below threshold)

Beleaguered Balderdasher Barack Belies Belittlement

If the primaries don't work... (Below threshold)

If the primaries don't work out for me, there's always NASCAR.

Best Democrat/Car Joke I He... (Below threshold)
Apropos de Nada:

Best Democrat/Car Joke I Heard this Week:

"John Corzine may have been the first New Jersey Governor to have gotten in a serious car wreck, but we're pretty sure that MacGreevey got rear-ended pretty often..."

This is how you do it baby ... (Below threshold)
Apropos de Nada:

This is how you do it baby girl,... squash 'em flat as much as you can. If they complain, look offended and sic Sharpton on 'em!"

Hey! It's too bad that Obam... (Below threshold)

Hey! It's too bad that Obama forgot to wear his "Michael Dukakis Memorial Tanker Helmet"!

Obama Lama Ding-Dong!!!... (Below threshold)

Obama Lama Ding-Dong!!!

"<a href="http://us.imdb.co... (Below threshold)

"From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo. ... It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken"

Why doesn't the easy button... (Below threshold)

Why doesn't the easy button work

Moments later, Obama got hi... (Below threshold)

Moments later, Obama got his bumper car stuck in the corner, ironically mirroring his presidential campaign.

While visiting the carnival... (Below threshold)

While visiting the carnival, Obama has a "Kennedy moment" as he drives his bumper car into Lake Michigan.

"Watch this, honey. I'll d... (Below threshold)

"Watch this, honey. I'll drive this bumper car like how I will run the country as president."

Obama aims for the Full Ser... (Below threshold)

Obama aims for the Full Service attendent after being told the station doesn't carry Ethanol.

Hussein Obama takes out his... (Below threshold)

Hussein Obama takes out his frustration on those who insist on using his middle name!

GEICO.com. So easy, even Ba... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

GEICO.com. So easy, even Barrak Obama can do it.

"I'm very familiar with the... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I'm very familiar with the military," Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama said. "In fact, as you can see here, I took a spin my in a Stryker vehicle today."

We've secretly replaced Sen... (Below threshold)
The Exposer:

We've secretly replaced Sen. Obama's regular coffee with Folger's Meth Crystals -- Can he tell the difference?

I'll get you GWB, and your ... (Below threshold)

I'll get you GWB, and your little dog, too!

Rush's next Obama song...</... (Below threshold)

Rush's next Obama song...

Liberals got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' spend, spend, spend
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Liberal People
Don't want no Liberal People
Don't want no Liberal People
'Round here

Tonight on Fox: "When presi... (Below threshold)

Tonight on Fox: "When presidential candidates attack!"

Sen. Obama test drives scho... (Below threshold)

Sen. Obama test drives school bus Naggins' new escape vehicle for the next Katrina. "Damn W and F.E.M.A. for holding up production on this life saving device", Obama said as he choked up, "We could've saved so many votes...uh, lives, that's it, we could've saved so many lives."

"I'm gonna ram the little f... (Below threshold)

"I'm gonna ram the little freckled kid into next Tuesday, no wait, scratch that. I'm gonna come up behind the little blonde girl, and give her a good whiplashing, then I'm gonna waste the freckled kid."

Obama stepped off his priva... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama stepped off his private jet to showcase the car of the future which he claims will cut oil consumption just enough to make up for the US attacking friendly oil producing countries

Barack Obama, with his daug... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

Barack Obama, with his daughter at his side, leads the 2045th Bumper Brigade into Waziristan. For the first time in the annals of military history, a battle was won when the enemy laughter at the oncoming onslaught brought on an avalanche from the mountain above.

"Revvin' up your engine<... (Below threshold)

"Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone."

OK, all joking aside, I like this picture. He looks like he's having a blast, and who wouldn't have fun at bumper cars? Looks like he's releasing a little stress.

"YeeHaw! I'm shak... (Below threshold)

"YeeHaw! I'm shakin' it up! I'm the OBAMINATOR!"

"See, honey? This is how d... (Below threshold)

"See, honey? This is how daddy's gonna roll back those evil tax cuts!"

OK, act natural. I will get... (Below threshold)

OK, act natural. I will get you accross into the United States so you can be with the rest of your illegal imigrant family.I'm sorry, your undocumented family members. The boarder station will not question me,Barack Obama, the next President; about your citizenship status. Relax.

As he would the safety of t... (Below threshold)

As he would the safety of the nation if President, Obama ignores his daughter's well-being, fixated on causing a spectacular collision.

Taking fun from kids is bet... (Below threshold)

Taking fun from kids is better than threatening to nuke Iran, bitches.

11. Posted by fust... (Below threshold)
11. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 27 (27 votes cast)

Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a clear winner. Battin' 1000. Must feel nice.

After I flatten these lamer... (Below threshold)

After I flatten these lamerz, I'm going after that fool running around in a wire ball!

Drive by....drive thru....w... (Below threshold)

Drive by....drive thru....what's the difference?

When I get done here, every... (Below threshold)

When I get done here, everyone's going to need my socialized medical plan!

She had fun fun fun 'til he... (Below threshold)

She had fun fun fun 'til her daddy took the T-Bird away ...

"Mmmm...roadkill!"... (Below threshold)


The once "eloquent" Barrack... (Below threshold)

The once "eloquent" Barrack Obama takes time out of his campaign to engage with the remaining few who still take him seriously.

I actually voted for the bi... (Below threshold)

I actually voted for the big slide..before I voted against it!

"Return to Brentwood" ... (Below threshold)

"Return to Brentwood"

Daddy slow down! dennis fel... (Below threshold)

Daddy slow down! dennis fell off of the bumper again..

"I was a teenage crash t... (Below threshold)

"I was a teenage crash test dummy"

Can I get Me a hunting lisc... (Below threshold)

Can I get Me a hunting liscense here?

"It won't go!"You ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"It won't go!"

You have to turn the wheel all the way and push the pedal.

"It still won't go!"

You have to turn it the other way.

"I'm stuck!"

(Ride stops, all eyes on Obama.) Here Dad, let me show you.

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.






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