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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Guns are carried by a magnet to be hoisted into a smelting pot to be destroyed after being confiscated by authorities in Montevideo, Uruguay, August 17, 2006. Authorities in Liberia said on Wednesday a large ammunition cache they thought they had discovered while investigating a possible coup plot was in fact scrap metal destined for recycling. (Andres Stapff/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (119)

What was left of Iraq afte... (Below threshold)

What was left of Iraq after Bush was finished.

"Whoopi, I love what you've... (Below threshold)

"Whoopi, I love what you've done with your hair..."

The new TSA security statio... (Below threshold)

The new TSA security station was deemed a success.... until Dick Cheney got stuck to the device.

All your gun are belong to ... (Below threshold)

All your gun are belong to us.

>What was left of Iraq afte... (Below threshold)

>What was left of Iraq after Bush was finished.

You're really going to be disappointed when we win. How pathetic for you.

Congressional Democrats wor... (Below threshold)

Congressional Democrats worked hard to recover the the last remaining shreds of their credibility.

Real capitalists don't use ... (Below threshold)

Real capitalists don't use paperclips

Lydia Heston: "Oh Charlton,... (Below threshold)

Lydia Heston: "Oh Charlton, I love the new chandelier!"

"You may enter the Capitol ... (Below threshold)

"You may enter the Capitol now Congressman Webb."

Though immediately attracte... (Below threshold)

Though immediately attracted to Dagny Taggart, Rearden had but one question that echoed through the smoke and flames: Who is John Galt?

Sarah Connor was still not ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sarah Connor was still not convinced the dismembered Terminator would never kill again.

Hillary Clinton unveils her... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hillary Clinton unveils her latest plan to impose Cuban-style healthcare on the US. Step One, seize every gun in America...

"During the demolition o... (Below threshold)

"During the demolition of a nearby building, a large magnet passed too close to a meeting of Democrats and pulled all their "borg" parts from their bodies, rendering them unable to reach a consensus on the matter at hand."

Hamas vastly improved secur... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hamas vastly improved security in Gaza with an ingenious plan of forcing residents to trade their guns for suicide vests.

[Paul, you freaking idiot i... (Below threshold)

[Paul, you freaking idiot it's a caption contest - get a freaking life]

Al Gore's hanging art piece... (Below threshold)

Al Gore's hanging art piece for his home. Don't worry it's run on green energy.

America: Picking up the ru... (Below threshold)

America: Picking up the ruins of US Iraqi policy under GW Bush

Magnet-O-War... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:


Taxpayer supported art.... (Below threshold)

Taxpayer supported art.

Hillary's Hairpins.... (Below threshold)

Hillary's Hairpins.

Rosie was shocked to learn ... (Below threshold)

Rosie was shocked to learn that fire really does melt steel, even the really high grade stuff they make guns from.

Guns 'n' Voltage... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Guns 'n' Voltage

>What was left of Iraq afte... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

>What was left of Iraq after Bush was finished.

What was left of the Second Amendment after the Traitorcrats finished.

Super poly oly califristic ... (Below threshold)

Super poly oly califristic expealidocious

in laymens terms


President Clinton's new "Pr... (Below threshold)

President Clinton's new "Prosthet-O-Thon 1000" prepares to distribute free replacement limbs to joyous amputees before a malfunction causes a dreaded WKRP situation resulting in thousands of casualties.

IRAQ..? Magnet..Al Quaeda..... (Below threshold)

IRAQ..? Magnet..Al Quaeda..never there..

Angry over SDI, Democrats u... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Angry over SDI, Democrats unveil their competing plan known as "Skynet."

Democrats figure a way arou... (Below threshold)

Democrats figure a way around the 2nd Amendment using Area 51 Technology leaked by the New York Times.

It was 95 years ago!..the l... (Below threshold)

It was 95 years ago!..the linen had never been slept on!....I can still smell the paint....!

Free guns for all!... (Below threshold)
Eric Forhan:

Free guns for all!

I call it "The living, brea... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I call it "The living, breathing, Constitution."

Got windshield wipers?... (Below threshold)

Got windshield wipers?

Every liberal's wet dream.<... (Below threshold)

Every liberal's wet dream.

Obama staffer search the ru... (Below threshold)

Obama staffer search the ruins for a shred of credibility.

Number 8: Lydia Heston:... (Below threshold)

Number 8: Lydia Heston: "Oh Charlton, I love the new chandelier!"


Brought to in Magnetovis... (Below threshold)

Brought to in MagnetovisionYou

Cyborg's recycle too!... (Below threshold)

Cyborg's recycle too!

Well, the Governator DID sa... (Below threshold)

Well, the Governator DID say he wanted a 'pick-me-up'.

In a sneak preview from the... (Below threshold)

In a sneak preview from the upcoming movie "The Empire vs. Skynet", we see the metallic terminators are no match for the Imperial AT-ATs.

Thats brought to You... (Below threshold)

Thats brought to You in Magnetovision

Um, Ms. Lohan, about your c... (Below threshold)

Um, Ms. Lohan, about your car . . .

Lynne Stewart bakes a cake ... (Below threshold)

Lynne Stewart bakes a cake for Jose Padilla.

"No genious, first you melt... (Below threshold)

"No genious, first you melt the stuff, mold it into a giant ball, then swing it into the condemned building!"

So thats what happened to M... (Below threshold)

So thats what happened to My yugo!


"Beneficial reuse of antiqu... (Below threshold)

"Beneficial reuse of antiquated single shot models for the new fully automatic edition"

America has: Rules of engag... (Below threshold)

America has: Rules of engagement

The islamo-nazis have: A ball of guns that fire randomly in all directions

The victims of "celebratory... (Below threshold)

The victims of "celebratory" gunfire finally have their revenge.

During Jeraldos' interview ... (Below threshold)

During Jeraldos' interview with the poor working immigrants, Rep. Tancredo unvieled his new "Small Arms Retrieval System"...

Who ya gonna call? Gauss... (Below threshold)

Who ya gonna call? GaussBusters

The Democrat Health Care pl... (Below threshold)

The Democrat Health Care plan advocated an MRI model similar to the Canada's plan, whose only shortcoming occurred during hunting season.

"We told C3PO not to play w... (Below threshold)

"We told C3PO not to play with firecrackers for a reason."

Fortunately, prison guard S... (Below threshold)

Fortunately, prison guard Smiths' hunch was right about the "bulkyness" of Mr. Padillas' wifes' purse.

Post hypnotic impressionI s... (Below threshold)

Post hypnotic impressionI see Nancy and Hillary and Dennis and Johnboy

Comet and cupid donner and blixen..

I couldn't get it to reboot... (Below threshold)

I couldn't get it to reboot, so I trashed it.

Clearly, the giant magnet d... (Below threshold)

Clearly, the giant magnet delivery man shouldn't have taken the shortcut through Compton.

Before taking the podium, M... (Below threshold)

Before taking the podium, Mrs. Clinton insisted they do a quick sweep over the VFW group...

Obamas' demonstration of ho... (Below threshold)

Obamas' demonstration of how he would disarm the "killer pigs with badges", was met with much approval at the NAACP convention.

Halfway through a locker se... (Below threshold)

Halfway through a locker search of the leagues players, David Stearn realized that letting them smoke a little pot might not be so bad after all.

The new ACME 2000 su... (Below threshold)

The new ACME 2000 super strong general purpose magnet is suitable for many purposes and is now available for export. Not available to Al Qaeda or known terrorists, to countries on the restricted export list, or to coyotes.

UPI: Millions of Chinese ma... (Below threshold)

UPI: Millions of Chinese made, "Taliban Pinatas", were recalled today...

"Annie! Get your Gun magne... (Below threshold)

"Annie! Get your Gun magnet!"

spurwing plover:


"We welcome your huddled ma... (Below threshold)

"We welcome your huddled masses of destruction to the smelting pot!"

New Michael Moore documenta... (Below threshold)

New Michael Moore documentary to be release this fall. -- Fatwa Attraction -- starring Palestinian whore, Christiane Amanpour.

What was left of Al Gore's ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

What was left of Al Gore's brain after it was exposed to the truth about Global Warming

Don King's Hair piece getti... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Don King's Hair piece getting ready to be dry cleaned.

The remnants of John McCain... (Below threshold)

The remnants of John McCain's campaign are put away.

The US House of Representat... (Below threshold)

The US House of Representatives debuts its new magnet to detect shivs and shanks among members just prior to the Iraq War funding debate.

1. Posted by JFO |... (Below threshold)
1. Posted by JFO | August 24, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -13 (15 votes cast)

lol! That should get some kind of mention in the results on Sunday on Monday on Tuesday whenever Kevin gets around to picking winners.

Man, Chuckie Shummer's comb... (Below threshold)

Man, Chuckie Shummer's comb-over looks like hell!

Oh, sure. The HTML shows u... (Below threshold)

Oh, sure. The HTML shows up in the preview but not the actual post. Dammit.

That smoke in the backgroun... (Below threshold)

That smoke in the background? That's from the friction generated by so many leftists "contemplating" one of their favorite fantasies.

The collective wet dream of... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

The collective wet dream of Bill's wife, Barack, Edwards, Nancy, Harry, Ted, etc.


There but for the grace of the NRA & GOP go we.

Sheila Jackson Lee's hairpi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sheila Jackson Lee's hairpin collection on display that the Limbaugh Museum of Conservative History.

See, Harry, this is why we ... (Below threshold)

See, Harry, this is why we don't let underage wizards perform magic outside of Hogwarts. Now get Dudley off the ceiling.

The devastating effects of ... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

The devastating effects of climate change are apparent in this photo of.... something or other.

The only National Medical C... (Below threshold)
Apropos de Nada:

The only National Medical Coverage I'll agree to...Melt those babies down and use the material to create artificial spines for Silky Pony and that old chick from Nevada that runs the Senate...

They will beat their swords... (Below threshold)

They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks. Their firearms they will melt down to make newer models.

I swear I see Chris Angel i... (Below threshold)
Norm F.:

I swear I see Chris Angel in the middle of that mess.

IaM in ur factry, pcking up... (Below threshold)

IaM in ur factry, pcking up U gunZ!

Charlton Heston's worst nig... (Below threshold)

Charlton Heston's worst nightmare since he discovered the true meaning of Soylent Green came true today as hundreds of poor defenseless guns were melted into scrap metal.

Ted Nugent was not amused by Hillary's response to today's outburst.

The Brady Campaign realized... (Below threshold)

The Brady Campaign realized its wildest dreams come true with its newest scheme, the magnogungrabber.

"This version of the Rorsch... (Below threshold)
Larry Sheldon:

"This version of the Rorschach we use to measure the degree of leftist disarrangement by counting the number of people that see guns in the picture."

And in that posting we can ... (Below threshold)
Larry Sheldon:

And in that posting we can determine an estimate of the number of people who let a speel chooker have its way without thinking.

"derangment" is the word that belongs there.

George Bush: "Heh,... (Below threshold)

George Bush:

"Heh, heh, heh I told em my daddy gave me the biggest erector set ever. Heh,heh, heh ,heh. Now if only he'd give me an oil field and a deferment so I kin play with this here erector set. Heh, heh, heh."

I, for one, would like to t... (Below threshold)

I, for one, would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new metallic overlords.

Senator John Edwards latest... (Below threshold)

Senator John Edwards latest hairdo was THE topic of discussion at the Democrat candidates' debate.

Due to a dyslexic type cler... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Due to a dyslexic type clerk, the inspectors reported back on their discovery of Destruction of Mass Weapons.

Who would have known the be... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Who would have known the best way to curb gang violence was a simple magnet?

After Katrina II, President... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

After Katrina II, President Hillary confiscates all guns for the good of the people.

Gang's Guns Get Gaussed<... (Below threshold)

Gang's Guns Get Gaussed

Huge government recall on c... (Below threshold)

Huge government recall on conservative public confidence building devices.

Following the announcement ... (Below threshold)

Following the announcement that Medicare would no longer reimburse hospitals to remove medical instruments left in patients, County General today announced new measures to ensure that their service met standards that were, "Good enough for government work!"

Zhang-Ming Wen (CEO Xiao-Xi... (Below threshold)

Zhang-Ming Wen (CEO Xiao-Xiao Toys Inc.)

"Lead paint. What lead paint?"

I am the amazing metal man ... (Below threshold)

I am the amazing metal man i am made out of metal you cannot prevail against my metal might!


oh no! magnets - my one weakness! nooooooo! I will return to feed on your puny non metal bodies! i will be back! I MUST FEED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Wasn't this seen in Empire ... (Below threshold)
jap paparatzo:

Wasn't this seen in Empire strikes back.. the probedroid on the ice planet of hoth..

Democrats reveal a new meth... (Below threshold)

Democrats reveal a new method for taxing your pocket.

Determined to shed the 'wus... (Below threshold)

Determined to shed the 'wussy' image in 2008, the next Democratic Debate features a 'Fear Factor' theme, which includes the dreaded 'Iron Pasta'.

Chinese toy manufacturers a... (Below threshold)

Chinese toy manufacturers announced their newest doll, the "Baby Scrap Metal", is now available for export to the United States.

Governor Schwatzenegger tol... (Below threshold)

Governor Schwatzenegger told reporters today the starting immediately, he'd wanted to be addressed as "Governor Terminator". Asked the reason for the name change,the governor growled "Fuck you, asshole!"

Heard of "The Picture of Do... (Below threshold)

Heard of "The Picture of Dorian Gray"? This is "The Picture of John Edward's Hair"!

Here's my attempt: :p... (Below threshold)

Here's my attempt: :p
"The Democrat's definition of gun control."

How much fiber does your ce... (Below threshold)

How much fiber does your cereal have? Is it as much as new "Colon Blow"?

Michael Vick doggie treats.... (Below threshold)

Michael Vick doggie treats.

Fire lit under wok to prep... (Below threshold)
Vicki Carvajal:

Fire lit under wok to prepare Chinese bird's nest soup. High iron content good for blood. Very healthy!

I told you there were weapo... (Below threshold)

I told you there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Be careful and don't accide... (Below threshold)

Be careful and don't accidently hit that quart of oil over there, it'll drive the price of crude per barrel way up.

confused Author Profile Page:


Pictured: Workers are seen... (Below threshold)

Pictured: Workers are seen rearranging Fred Thompson's gun locker.

"Screw the plowshares, let'... (Below threshold)

"Screw the plowshares, let's make bigger and better guns!

The league was troubled aft... (Below threshold)

The league was troubled after a surprise inspection of Barry Bonds' bat collection revealed some slight anomalies.

And this is why I always re... (Below threshold)

And this is why I always recommend keeping at least one gun with a nylon barrel.

China begins checking for i... (Below threshold)

China begins checking for impurities in products headed for American markets.

Democratic Delegates from F... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Democratic Delegates from Florida, receive an unexpected gift from the NRA!

I was only supposed to get ... (Below threshold)

I was only supposed to get one? Why do they call it 'pick-up-sticks'?

Dennis Kucinich is such a b... (Below threshold)

Dennis Kucinich is such a black hole for personality, he's begun to attract metal.

As noted military historian... (Below threshold)

As noted military historian Bugs Bunny would say: "This means war!".

A tragedy unfolded at the M... (Below threshold)

A tragedy unfolded at the Montevideo gun smelting plant when it transpired that someone had forgotten to unload all of the weapons.

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.






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