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Coming Soon To A Theater Near You...

From "Your 15 Minutes Are Up" Studios, comes a love story for the ages.

She's a grieving mother on a crazed quest.

He's a disgraced former star athlete.

When Ms. Absolute Moral Authority meets Mr. Absolutely Innocent, the sparks fly.



"Cindy, I've got to find the real killers -- and before my tee time!"

"OJ, the real killer is in Washington -- or maybe Crawford. That's why I've got to move to San Francisco and run for Congress!"

The sexual chemistry is thick between these two, you can cut it with a commando knife.

"OJ, come with me into this ditch!"

"I can't, Cindy, I have arthritis!"

He had killed the woman he loved, so he turned to a woman he knew he could never love, and could never love anyone.

She couldn't bring herself to blame those who actually killed her son, so she turned to the only man she could find... someone who could never accept blame for killing someone else's son.

Also starring Paris Hilton as George W. Bush ("Being the decider is hot!") and Kevin Federline as Johnny Cochran -- "Not even Hell could keep me from defending this man!"

This film has been rated N for nauseating. No one at all admitted.

This is what happens when I see Paul's story on OJ and start thinking "why the hell can't he just go away?" From there, it's just a short step to other people I'd like to see just go away, too...


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Comments (16)

Disgusting ......<... (Below threshold)

Disgusting ......

Why didn't I think of it first!

J.T. strikes (while the iro... (Below threshold)

J.T. strikes (while the iron is hot) again. ROFL

This epic is sure to be fin... (Below threshold)

This epic is sure to be financed by Michael Moore.

And sadly would probably pull in a larger audience than sicko.

Which, BTW, wouldn't be all that hard since it was a box office bomb.

Pegging the snark meter ...... (Below threshold)

Pegging the snark meter ...

... but in a good cause!


'I Spit on your Grave - Par... (Below threshold)

'I Spit on your Grave - Part II'

I'm so bummed - I really th... (Below threshold)

I'm so bummed - I really think that Tonya Harding has to have a supporting role in your film. Nothing is ever her fault, either.

Somebody get BG his Mellari... (Below threshold)

Somebody get BG his Mellaril and Ativan QUICK!

Barney, Al Gore won an Emmy... (Below threshold)

Barney, Al Gore won an Emmy! You're kidding! Shocking, I tell you, just shocking!

You can't make this stuff up.

I see Paris Hilton as Patty... (Below threshold)

I see Paris Hilton as Patty Murray, although Paris will have to work on dumbing-down her act to pull it off.

Corbin Bernsen plays Bush; Chris Rock gets the Johnnie Thompson role. Andy Dick plays Harry Reid, Joan Rivers portrays Pelosi. Steven Hill as Carl Levin and Woody Allen as Chuck Schumer. Lily Tomlin does Barbara Boxer. George Wendt guest-stars as George Soros.

Cedric the Entertainer scores as OJ in his first dramatic role, opposite Ellen DeGeneres' Cindy Sheehan.

Mark Fuhrman plays himself.

This is absolutely priceles... (Below threshold)

This is absolutely priceless! I laughed so hard I was afraid I was going to wet my pants.

Jim, you should cast people... (Below threshold)

Jim, you should cast people in roles for a living. Ellen Degeneres as Sheehan? Woody Allen as Chuck Schumer? lol!

And you can add to the cast... (Below threshold)

And you can add to the cast Barney Google as F. Lee Bailey. One bufoon acting like another!

Hey barn' that should have ... (Below threshold)

Hey barn' that should have been "en-i-mu" instead of "Emmy".

Don't forget Foster Brooks ... (Below threshold)

Don't forget Foster Brooks (in a Michlen Man suit) as Ted Kennedy.

Who will direct MICHEAL MOO... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:


I would make a stop-action ... (Below threshold)

I would make a stop-action animated movie. I would use a light-colored turd for cindy and a dark-colored turd for oj. My bet is that no one would realize I wasn't using real hollywood actors!!






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