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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ captured the imagination of captioners like no other - I wonder why? Consider this my gift for teasing you last week with an Oktoberfest picture with no lederhosen or large breasted beer wenches. Contestants did plenty of nipping and tucking with the hefty target(s) this week. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Detail of a pair of silicone breast implants is seen in this file photo. The Australian military Sunday defended its decision to pay for some female sailors to have breast implants, saying the operations were not carried out for cosmetic reasons.(AFP/File/Mauricio Lima)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (SarahConnor2) - "The newest recipient of a grant from the National Endowment of the Arts tries to choose which bag of urine to use in his latest work."

2) (Jason) - "A cosmetic surgeon displays a pair of modest, B-cup-sized 'sort-of-fun' bags."

3) (retired military) - "And this just in. Two more claimants of the Anna Nicole Smith fortune have come forward."

4) (guido) - "Ted Kennedy prepares to down a couple of Chivas Jello shots."

5) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "CBS executives soon realized there was only one sure way to boost Katie Couric's sagging, er um, ratings."

6) (LaMedusa) - "A latest study in the symmetrical design of artificial intelligence."

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Rodney Dill) - "breast.caption.contest.ever"

A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Finally made it to the top ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Finally made it to the top 3.

I'm #2! I'm #2!Wa... (Below threshold)

I'm #2! I'm #2!

Wait, that doesn't sound so good...

Why do I always win on Capt... (Below threshold)

Why do I always win on Caption Contests that I can't share with my family? lol!






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