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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A man looks at a book-shaped sculpture at the Life Long Learning Festival in Seoul October 4, 2007. REUTERS/Kim Kyung-Hoon (SOUTH KOREA)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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That'll leave a bookmark</p... (Below threshold)

That'll leave a bookmark

A man in the park reading G... (Below threshold)

A man in the park reading Gore's latest Global Warming opus. ww

Kim reviews list of excepti... (Below threshold)

Kim reviews list of exceptions to the current non proliferation agreement.

DRUDGEBREAKING: New Koran u... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: New Koran urinal design leaves islamic clerics really pissed. Developing...

Go ask Alan,,,,,when he was... (Below threshold)

Go ask Alan,,,,,when he was just small

The big book of rules for t... (Below threshold)

The big book of rules for the fantasy football league

The outcome of outcomes-bas... (Below threshold)

The outcome of outcomes-based education

Syria's communique to th... (Below threshold)

Syria's communique to the United Nations condemning Israel's Raid: "It was a Factory for Homemade Fire Works!"

"Clinton Campaign Donations... (Below threshold)

"Clinton Campaign Donations For Dummies."

"The Big Book of Media Matt... (Below threshold)

"The Big Book of Media Matters Lies."

Tehran U's Nuclear Physi... (Below threshold)

Tehran U's Nuclear Physics School Monument dedicated to their ambitions for the Aayatollah's A-Bomb...

There! Try flushin' ... (Below threshold)

There! Try flushin' that one!

"The Joy of Cooking" - Mich... (Below threshold)

"The Joy of Cooking" - Michael "Fatman" Moore

"How the hell do I get ... (Below threshold)

"How the hell do I get that in my socks!" - Samuel Richard "Sandy" Berger.

Scientists soon regreted ge... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Scientists soon regreted genetically engineering an enormous Venus flytrap that fed exclusively on bookworms.

The giant print edition of ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The giant print edition of "It Takes a Village" allowed Hillary! supperters to literally roll around in its rich, creamy nuance.

This is what happens when a... (Below threshold)

This is what happens when a women is told over and over that 3 inches is really a big ten inch and then is given the task to submit book dimensions to the printing company.

I don't want to spoil the e... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I don't want to spoil the ending, except the hobo sleeping there pretty much already did.

Rosie O'Donnell's centerfol... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Rosie O'Donnell's centerfold in Playboy outraged tree-huggers as well as long-time subscribers.

"Just 1000 Centrifuge... (Below threshold)

"Just 1000 Centrifuges + a fancy Detonator away from a Mushroom Cloud!".....Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Father in son's earth-tone garb comtemplating the prospects of The Hidden Imam's aka "Mahdi's" Homecoming present

"My Life (and Loves)" a nar... (Below threshold)

"My Life (and Loves)" a narrative pictorial, by William Jefferson Clinton.

Senator Craig proves that h... (Below threshold)

Senator Craig proves that he was just picking up a book.

Marion Jones ... (Below threshold)

Marion Jones and her Dreams of being nominated to the Track and Field Hall of Fame

Now if I could just find a ... (Below threshold)
Spencer Gross:

Now if I could just find a giant toilet!

A powerful read!... (Below threshold)

A powerful read!

OJ laboriously</i... (Below threshold)

OJ laboriously added to the list of suspects he could rule out as "the real killer".

Woman's owners manual.... (Below threshold)

Woman's owners manual.

"5 grand per baby and puppy... (Below threshold)

"5 grand per baby and puppy", a plan and pictorial by Hillary Rodham Clinton.

"IF I Did It ~ The Hillary ... (Below threshold)

"IF I Did It ~ The Hillary Clinton Edition"
(subtitled ~ "It all depends on what the definition of 'It' is.")

Another whopper by James Fr... (Below threshold)

Another whopper by James Frey

A reader peruses "Chapter 3... (Below threshold)

A reader peruses "Chapter 3 - Potential Alibis" of "The Ted Kennedy Diaries ~ Volume II - July 1969" at the Edgartown Book Fair.

According to Speaker Pelosi... (Below threshold)

According to Speaker Pelosi, Democrat Leadership introduced 'just a few' proposed tax increases to congress this week

10 Commandments banned; rep... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

10 Commandments banned; replaced with Global Warming picture bible.

Can I get a little help tur... (Below threshold)

Can I get a little help turning the page here!

Larry Craig's new toe tappi... (Below threshold)

Larry Craig's new toe tapping tome "I'm Not Gay, I Never Have Been Gay" (the small print edition)

Jesse Jackson consults "The... (Below threshold)

Jesse Jackson consults "The Complete Guide to Perpetual Victimhood (condensed version)" to come up with a race-based response to the "phony soldiers" controversy.

Ahmadinejad taking a page o... (Below threshold)

Ahmadinejad taking a page out of the Big Book of Whacko.

Similar to Al Gore's campai... (Below threshold)

Similar to Al Gore's campaign of Global Warming and saving the planet, the Save a Tree Foundation created thousands of self help books to preserve the forests of the world.

John Kerry's "My Unwavering... (Below threshold)

John Kerry's "My Unwavering Political Convictions ~ Volume I: The Flips"

"'It was a dark and stormy ... (Below threshold)

"'It was a dark and stormy night.' What the hell?"

Meanwhile, in another part ... (Below threshold)

Meanwhile, in another part of the city, Bill Clinton frantically searched for his "little black book".

"See honey, it says right h... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"See honey, it says right here that size doesn't matter."

Kim Jing Il peruses the men... (Below threshold)

Kim Jing Il peruses the menu at North Korea's most exclusive dining establishment.

"ACLU's Daughter", by Ruth ... (Below threshold)

"ACLU's Daughter", by Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Kim Jong Il reviews his new... (Below threshold)
Cody Johnson:

Kim Jong Il reviews his new auto-biography "Me Kim Jong Il: Mad Man of North Korea" with pictures of none other than himself.

"Darn, all the good picture... (Below threshold)

"Darn, all the good pictures are already colored!"

In this picture smuggled ou... (Below threshold)

In this picture smuggled out of North Korea, we see Kim Jong-Il reading from one of the typical propaganda pamphlets routinely dropped by the CIA.

"Hillary Care. The abridged... (Below threshold)

"Hillary Care. The abridged version"

OJ really has the book thro... (Below threshold)

OJ really has the book thrown at Him this time!

(another place, another tim... (Below threshold)

(another place, another time)
Lawyer for the Defense: "You didn't identify yourselves as police officers, you tasered my client from behind, you didn't advise him of his Miranda rights... so what exactly did you mean when you said you arrested him 'by the book?'"

I know they said "War and P... (Below threshold)

I know they said "War and Peace" was a big book but this is ridiculous.

Hugo sandwich... (Below threshold)

Hugo sandwich

Saddam Hussein looks on as ... (Below threshold)

Saddam Hussein looks on as the book of life is opened and His name is mysteriously absent..

The nations aging populatio... (Below threshold)

The nations aging population has Borders Large Print Section bustling.

Proof that no child left be... (Below threshold)
nogo war:

Proof that no child left behind WORKS!

Ok but, where are the super... (Below threshold)

Ok but, where are the supersized crayolas?

As the end of the year appr... (Below threshold)

As the end of the year approaches, the IRS finally completed publicatoin of the Unabridged U.S. Federal Income Tax Code: Volume 1.

Reader's Digest Version of ... (Below threshold)

Reader's Digest Version of It Takes A Village.

Kim Jong Il contemplates wo... (Below threshold)

Kim Jong Il contemplates world domination with his actual scale size World Atlas.

A strange looking object ha... (Below threshold)

A strange looking object has attracted attention on the grounds of the Charleston S.C. School District.

On his visit to Philadelphi... (Below threshold)
Drag Queen Rudy:

On his visit to Philadelphia, W pauses to take a wizz on the copy Constitution!

Sen. Craig's explanation of... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sen. Craig's explanation of what really happened in the restroom, Vol. 1.

Knowing that his wife would... (Below threshold)

Knowing that his wife would be a while in the mall, Enrique brought along some light reading to kill time.

Kim Jong completes construc... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Kim Jong completes construction of the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good.

Not content with adjusting ... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Not content with adjusting his countries timezone by a half an hour, Hugo declares all books must be written in large type... with lots of pictures.

"To Serve Man!... IT... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"To Serve Man!... IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!"

Hopefully, the new typefont... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Hopefully, the new typefont on this Wizbang publication will increase BarneyG and FreedomFries' reading comprehension.

"Lies the Democrats Told... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Lies the Democrats Told: Volume 1 in a Series"

The Venus Mantrap book read... (Below threshold)

The Venus Mantrap book readies itself to claim another victim

A great public school educa... (Below threshold)

A great public school education, and all he can do is stare at the pictures

"Pork" by J. Murtha<... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Pork" by J. Murtha

So this is what the childre... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So this is what the children were giggling about...is it Mapplethorpe or a photographic journey through the Folsom Street fair?

Chung's chiropractor recomm... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Chung's chiropractor recommended the audiobook instead.

A slyly grinning Belichick ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

A slyly grinning Belichick claimed he knew nothing about the Jet's playbook on display at Central Park.

"Clintons - Crimes & Sca... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Clintons - Crimes & Scandals"

"OMG! Harry Potter dies?!?... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"OMG! Harry Potter dies?!?"

"Book 'im, Danno"... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Book 'im, Danno"

"Truthers Book of Proven No... (Below threshold)

"Truthers Book of Proven North American Conspiracies, Vol. 17"

"Damn. I know if I stand h... (Below threshold)

"Damn. I know if I stand here and read long enough, they're gonna make me buy it!"

"Soon after the divorce fro... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

"Soon after the divorce from the lovely princess was finalized, Prince Charming met Prince Lancelot and they lived happily ever after."

Democratic play-book,-----4... (Below threshold)

Democratic play-book,-----4th grade education required.

If Microsoft made books.</p... (Below threshold)

If Microsoft made books.

A novel approach for combat... (Below threshold)

A novel approach for combating childhood obesity.

So ... how do you boot it u... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

So ... how do you boot it up?

"The Book of Common Knowled... (Below threshold)

"The Book of Common Knowledge"

<a href="http://news.yahoo.... (Below threshold)

Internet expert, Kim Jong Il shows off his l33t skilz.

OK, OK, so it is pos... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

OK, OK, so it is possible to suffer major trauma from a papercut under certain circumstances!

Conservatives demand that t... (Below threshold)

Conservatives demand that the published works of Ann Coulter be displayed before courthouses.

George W Bush reading his p... (Below threshold)

George W Bush reading his picture book as ordered by Laura. It's entitled: "The Little President That Couldn't".

"That's the last time I tak... (Below threshold)

"That's the last time I take a piece of cake from that stupid White Rabbit!"

George Constanza won't be g... (Below threshold)

George Constanza won't be getting THIS book "flagged", now, will he!!!!

"So THAT'S Mao's little red... (Below threshold)

"So THAT'S Mao's little red book."

"Hmmm... how big of a gun w... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

"Hmmm... how big of a gun would I need to take out a Luck Dragon?"

"Yes, when he said we could... (Below threshold)

"Yes, when he said we could publish the whole Internet in a ten-volume set, we should have asked more questions."

Food order book while in Cu... (Below threshold)

Food order book while in Cuba for the crew of "Sicko".

As it turned out, Bill Clin... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

As it turned out, Bill Clinton's new book 'Giving' was actually a how-to manual targeted at slightly overweight, star-struck interns.

Darn - I forgot my reading ... (Below threshold)

Darn - I forgot my reading glasses.

Buyer beware! It's the shi... (Below threshold)

Buyer beware! It's the shipping charges in the book of the month club that'll get you!

The Korean flytrap book pat... (Below threshold)

The Korean flytrap book patiently waited, knowing that Kim Il Jong's poor eyesight would make him lean closer...

The Democrat's election gui... (Below threshold)

The Democrat's election guidebook provided free of charge by their friends in the media. Being able to read not required.

"But I didn't do anything, ... (Below threshold)

"But I didn't do anything, officer. I simply went up to the book, like I always do, and took my usual wide stance..."

Kim Jong Il exclaims, "I am... (Below threshold)

Kim Jong Il exclaims, "I am not a short squatty dictator. It's just that the books in our great nation are so darn big."

Can you read me now?... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Can you read me now?

An elderly Barrack Obama lo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

An elderly Barrack Obama looks over his copy of the liberal play book and still wonders how he lost the Democratic Nomination to such a crooked politician and her scheming husband.

The common man ponders the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The common man ponders the section of the tax code entitled "Entitlements" after Hillary Clinton was elected in 2008.

The common man ponders the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The common man ponders the section of the tax code titled "Entitlements of Democratic voters" after Hillary Clinton was elected in 2008.

Walmart's 2007 Christmas Ca... (Below threshold)

Walmart's 2007 Christmas Catalog went on display today in one of its leading production centers.

"If I put my hands behind m... (Below threshold)

"If I put my hands behind my back, nobody will notice I'm peeing."

Everything Kim Jong Il does... (Below threshold)

Everything Kim Jong Il doesn't know about the Internet.

INTRODUCING THE LARGE SIZE ... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:


I wonder wonder wonder wond... (Below threshold)

I wonder wonder wonder wonder WHO?

Who wrote the Book of Wuv?

Just one more step and anot... (Below threshold)

Just one more step and another victim of the genital eating book of Tiananmen Square

Nope. I still don't see wh... (Below threshold)

Nope. I still don't see why Hillary has to give back the Hsu donations...

While being judged in heave... (Below threshold)
retired military:

While being judged in heaven, Bill "the first Black President" Clinton is shown one of his volumes of the Book of Life. This one is titled "Bill Clinton - My infidelities"

"Gee I climb up a beanstalk... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Gee I climb up a beanstalk and this is the first thing I see?"

A federal judge examines a ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

A federal judge examines a book found at the democratic national party headquarters outlining dead people who voted after their demise.

A man examines Bill Clinton... (Below threshold)
retired military:

A man examines Bill Clinton's latest autobiography entitled "My Lies"

Book em Dano!... (Below threshold)

Book em Dano!

Saddam opine's.. ... (Below threshold)

Saddam opine's..

After Mahmoud found out is ... (Below threshold)

After Mahmoud found out is was a Korean book and not a Koran book in a playground the Jihad was just as quickly called off.

If you think this is big, y... (Below threshold)

If you think this is big, you should see my reading glasses.

Wow, it syas here all our b... (Below threshold)

Wow, it syas here all our base really do belong to them!

That Ahmadinejad's a little... (Below threshold)

That Ahmadinejad's a little shit, isn't he?

James Earl Jones, being too... (Below threshold)

James Earl Jones, being too stubborn to admit he needs bifocals, does all his reading at the county fair's "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" exhibit.

"Huh. The BCS points syste... (Below threshold)

"Huh. The BCS points system isn't as complicated as I thought it would be."

"If I can get through this ... (Below threshold)

"If I can get through this one, I'll try War and Peace."

"Hmmmm...Magic Words and Ph... (Below threshold)

"Hmmmm...Magic Words and Phrases...Abra-ca-POCUS!!! Pocus-CADABRA!!!"

"The Book of Love? Ahhhhh ... (Below threshold)

"The Book of Love? Ahhhhh screw it. Too much work."

Picture Book for Dummies.</... (Below threshold)

Picture Book for Dummies.

A Cubs fan turns to page 99... (Below threshold)

A Cubs fan turns to page 99 to read "wait till next year"

The "large print" editions ... (Below threshold)

The "large print" editions can be somewhat unwieldy.

In writing War and Peace... (Below threshold)

In writing War and Peace, Toystoy was going for the big laugh. But the more he wrote, the more elusive it became.

"What's black and white and... (Below threshold)

"What's black and white and red all over? ..... Oh I get it, An Integrated communist school."

Today on Animal Planet</... (Below threshold)

Today on Animal Planet Jeff Corwin films the Venus Bookwormtrap snag a big one.

After Wong tripped he was r... (Below threshold)

After Wong tripped he was really in a bind.

Clifford finally gets his o... (Below threshold)

Clifford finally gets his own book.

In Korea, book reads you...... (Below threshold)

In Korea, book reads you...

Damn, I lost my place again... (Below threshold)

Damn, I lost my place again...

<a href="http://www.caption... (Below threshold)

Damn, he's short.

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.






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