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A Kos Kosack's reaction to ... (Below threshold)

A Kos Kosack's reaction to the Rush Limbaugh EBay auction!

Ted Kennedy (D-Chivas) demo... (Below threshold)

Ted Kennedy (D-Chivas) demonstrates his superior kung-fu skills.

The latest Elvis impersonat... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The latest Elvis impersonator attempts to show his "stuff".

Bill Clinton's college year... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton's college years. Is it any wonder that Hillary was so smitten?

And say you want more live ... (Below threshold)

And say you want more live action remakes of anime?

Michael Flatulence, Lord of... (Below threshold)

Michael Flatulence, Lord of the Dance!

After the adoption of Hilla... (Below threshold)

After the adoption of HillaryCare the qualifications for new Medical Student grads were lowered significantly.

As a teenager, Al Gore had ... (Below threshold)

As a teenager, Al Gore had already become aware of the hazards of carbon emissions.

Democrat Operative demonstr... (Below threshold)

Democrat Operative demonstrates Barking Moonbat Kung Fu technique.

This is the photograph Clin... (Below threshold)

This is the photograph Clinton send Sandy Berger to destroy! It was a matter of national security.

Err. that was "sent", not "... (Below threshold)

Err. that was "sent", not "send".

I believe that's called "Ku... (Below threshold)

I believe that's called "Kung Phew"!

"Fire in the hole!"... (Below threshold)

"Fire in the hole!"

"Seven years of college dow... (Below threshold)

"Seven years of college down the drain!"

George Soros doesn't take t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

George Soros doesn't take the Limbaugh smear letter auction well...

Bubba Fu... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Bubba Fu

Don't tase me, Bro!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't tase me, Bro!

"Fat, drunk and stupid is n... (Below threshold)

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son... Oh? uh... er.. You're a Kennedy? ...Nevermind."

Fat, drunk and stupid is no... (Below threshold)

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Say hello to my little frie... (Below threshold)

Say hello to my little friends.

Britney's got a new boyfrie... (Below threshold)

Britney's got a new boyfriend.

Alvin "Blutarsky" Kennedy c... (Below threshold)

Alvin "Blutarsky" Kennedy celebrates passing the bar. (The first one he's ever passed)

Britney Spears rehearses fo... (Below threshold)

Britney Spears rehearses for her upcoming Mall Food Court Tour '07.

Fortunately, Teddy was wear... (Below threshold)

Fortunately, Teddy was wearing a thong.

Ted Kennedy demonstrates hi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ted Kennedy demonstrates his bin Laden strategy.

Some people can't hold thei... (Below threshold)

Some people can't hold their breakfast burrittos.

Elvis has "left the pants".... (Below threshold)

Elvis has "left the pants"...!

Teddy explodes into a rage ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Teddy explodes into a rage when his mother interrupts his autoerotic asphyxiation.

After all these years, "Joh... (Below threshold)
U.P. Man:

After all these years, "Johnny Cage" still could do his signature move.

No, no. Gay guys wear their... (Below threshold)

No, no. Gay guys wear their crotchless Levis with the hole set further back.

No Shoes, No Bra, No Servic... (Below threshold)

No Shoes, No Bra, No Service!

Your karate is no match for... (Below threshold)
howie felterbush:

Your karate is no match for my kung-fu..... eh, nevermind.

Clinton reacts to the news ... (Below threshold)

Clinton reacts to the news that his old buddy won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Gore has a little CO2 probl... (Below threshold)

Gore has a little CO2 problem that no cotton fiber on the planet can withstand.

Kennedy always does his Chr... (Below threshold)

Kennedy always does his Chris Farley imitation at tony Boston soirees.

♫Everybody w... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Everybody was Kung-Fume fighting...

Bubba's on the campaign tra... (Below threshold)

Bubba's on the campaign trail. He promises to leave no intern unstoned.

In Soviet Russia the wind b... (Below threshold)

In Soviet Russia the wind breaks you.

Notice how the tie turns a ... (Below threshold)

Notice how the tie turns a few casual pieces into a more formal ensemble.

In an attempt to be more pr... (Below threshold)

In an attempt to be more presidential Hillary performs a trial run with Bill's humidor.

Don Imus has really let him... (Below threshold)

Don Imus has really let himself go since the incident...

Geez, Chuck Norris has real... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Geez, Chuck Norris has really let himself go.

Alvin's technique for attra... (Below threshold)

Alvin's technique for attracting women needs a little tweaking.

He briefly defied the law o... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

He briefly defied the law of gravity but was no match for the laws of attraction.

Lard of the Dance.... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Lard of the Dance.

Balls of Fury... (Below threshold)

Balls of Fury

For my next trick, watch as... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

For my next trick, watch as I make two large pizzas and a twelve pack disappear.

Things that make you go "bu... (Below threshold)

Things that make you go "buhhh!" [shudders]

Yuck.... (Below threshold)


Al Gore III celebrates his ... (Below threshold)

Al Gore III celebrates his fathers winning of the Nobel Peace Prize.

You were warned that any pe... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You were warned that any perceived slight of Ron Paul is sure to trigger a violent reaction amongst the Paul-nuts.

Charles went to the party u... (Below threshold)

Charles went to the party unaware that his gravity bill hadn't been paid!

Ok who nailed droopy to the... (Below threshold)

Ok who nailed droopy to the wall

Police reconstruct the Rhan... (Below threshold)

Police reconstruct the Rhandi Rhodes mugging crime scene site. News story @ 6:00.

Democrats announce a plan t... (Below threshold)

Democrats announce a plan to vastly expand America's special forces ranks. Larry senses his secret dream could be fulfilled.

The other Hsu drops.... (Below threshold)

The other Hsu drops.

I won Harry Reids smear let... (Below threshold)

I won Harry Reids smear letter! I won Harry Reids smear letter!

Everybody was cottage chees... (Below threshold)

Everybody was cottage cheese fightin

Those asscheeks sure were frightning

Beers 1-6: Begin boasting t... (Below threshold)

Beers 1-6: Begin boasting that 'you can do that' while watching Kung-Fu Theater.

Beers 7-9: Boasting becomes dares, then arguing.

Beers 10-12, shots 1-4: Warm up in the backyard, resulting in unnoticed wardrobe malfunctions.

Shot 5: Think 'I'm doing it!!!'

Shots 6-15 should kill the pain of that back injury.

So Neil Sedaka got caught d... (Below threshold)

So Neil Sedaka got caught dealing crack ehh?

The guys at Wizbang Blue we... (Below threshold)

The guys at Wizbang Blue were pretty psyched when Gonzales resigned.

Thar she blows!... (Below threshold)

Thar she blows!

Surprising all the critics ... (Below threshold)

Surprising all the critics "Fat Disgusting Slobs Gone Wild" ended up with a bigger audience than Air America. The creators cited, "Americans are just looking for smarter, entertaining programming".

Their Dragon Style kung-fu ... (Below threshold)

Their Dragon Style kung-fu is no match for my Flying Lard Ass Style.

Coming in 2008: The Kara... (Below threshold)

Coming in 2008: The Karate Kid Goes To College - Daniel Eta Pi

William Jefferson Clinton, ... (Below threshold)

William Jefferson Clinton, the college years.

Meet Billy bob Hornbloot..b... (Below threshold)

Meet Billy bob Hornbloot..beer bonger at large!

Don't make a maniac out out... (Below threshold)

Don't make a maniac out out of me...the guys get shirts...noe more lose sh*t going on here. Cause when I move, I slice like an F'ing hammer.

Triple D Denny Tario trys ... (Below threshold)

Triple D Denny Tario trys out for American idol..

Paula...eat Your heart out

Christopher Walken and his ... (Below threshold)

Christopher Walken and his Weapon of Choice.

Remember they told you neve... (Below threshold)

Remember they told you never to mix beer with hard liquor?

This is why.

ooo ooo that smell<p... (Below threshold)

ooo ooo that smell

cant ya smell that smell

ooo ooo that smell

the smell that surround's you

"Easy up there, Hong Kong P... (Below threshold)

"Easy up there, Hong Kong Phooey. Your pet Spot is gonna escape."

"Ease up there, Hong Kong P... (Below threshold)

"Ease up there, Hong Kong Phooey. Your pet Spot is gonna escape."

This weeks Match.com's feat... (Below threshold)

This weeks Match.com's featured bachelor shows why his mailbox is always full.

Average Republican celebra... (Below threshold)

Average Republican celebrates more sick children, following Bush veto sustainment.

So.. Ellen DeGeneres does l... (Below threshold)

So.. Ellen DeGeneres does let it all hang loose once in a while..

Albert Arnold Gor... (Below threshold)

Albert Arnold Gore III

D*mn it! My mother always ... (Below threshold)
Jabba the Tutt:

D*mn it! My mother always told me to wear clean underwear daily.

John Daley thought his D... (Below threshold)

John Daley thought his Dancing With the Stars audition went well.

"Say "Kung Fu!" To my littl... (Below threshold)

"Say "Kung Fu!" To my little friend."

"The Original Hole Shot"</p... (Below threshold)

"The Original Hole Shot"

SUEY!!... (Below threshold)


Rosie celebrate's the Turki... (Below threshold)

Rosie celebrate's the Turkish invasion of northern Iraq..

"That'll teach Bush"

NBC adds another Hero to th... (Below threshold)

NBC adds another Hero to the cast.

The late Chris Farley pract... (Below threshold)
Cody Johnson:

The late Chris Farley practicing his SNL performance.

"Holy hole in a doughnut, ... (Below threshold)

"Holy hole in a doughnut, Batman!"

"RRRRIIIIIP!!!! Nop... (Below threshold)

"RRRRIIIIIP!!!! Nope, my jeans weren't making that sound."

Hey Monica - It's so cool n... (Below threshold)

Hey Monica - It's so cool now that Hillary is President. I can eat cheeseburgers all day long and practice my karate in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Earl quickly learned not to... (Below threshold)

Earl quickly learned not to order Wang's Peking Balls at the Chinese Jumbo Buffet.

Gavin Newsome on duty.... (Below threshold)

Gavin Newsome on duty.

Seeing a pig fly--one more ... (Below threshold)

Seeing a pig fly--one more thing I can cross off my list.

Steven Segal is "Ripping Hi... (Below threshold)

Steven Segal is "Ripping His Jeans"

"That'll teach you to check... (Below threshold)

"That'll teach you to check where Hillary set her hat before you sit down."

Nacho Libre: "Chancho. When... (Below threshold)

Nacho Libre: "Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."

Four years of of Ivy League... (Below threshold)

Four years of of Ivy League undergraduate education -- $125,000.

Two years of MBA school -- $80,000.

Flushing away any chance of future employment with one picture on the internet -- priceless.

Dumb Fu; Kung Fu for comple... (Below threshold)

Dumb Fu; Kung Fu for complete dumbcraps.

Hung to Hi shows Senator Cr... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Hung to Hi shows Senator Craig his legendry defensive toe-tapping moves.

Who would have thought a fa... (Below threshold)

Who would have thought a fat zombie could be so spry?

Chris Matthews understimate... (Below threshold)

Chris Matthews understimated the thrust of his own flatulence and propelled himself across the room, injuring his head and destroying his jeans.

Van Damage... (Below threshold)

Van Damage

American Idol jumps ... (Below threshold)

American Idol jumps the shark.......again.

My eyes... they burn.... (Below threshold)
Eric Forhan:

My eyes... they burn.

Man-Boob Pron... (Below threshold)

Man-Boob Pron

See? I told you guys this ... (Below threshold)

See? I told you guys this new Java applet would let me do the Cold Fusion Levitation Trick!

This is just the kind of th... (Below threshold)

This is just the kind of thing Al Gore invented the internet for.

Average lefty troll kicking... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Average lefty troll kicking the door of Wizbang's comment section.

Joy Behar's husband [shudde... (Below threshold)

Joy Behar's husband [shudder] reacts to Elisabeth Hasselbeck's announcement she will be leaving the show earlier than expected. "Yee-ha!!! No more Republicans"!

Every time Hillary slaps Bi... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

Every time Hillary slaps Bill for cheating on her, her "slappin' hand" becomes increasingly powerful.

"HIGH KARATE" is NOT FOR DR... (Below threshold)


I told you not to go to tha... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I told you not to go to that Nascar race without getting vaccinated!


Enter the Draggin'. Starri... (Below threshold)

Enter the Draggin'. Starring Loose N. Chu-bee.

Coffee spew alert for comments 45 and 80--oh man those were soooo funny!!

Bust a move!... (Below threshold)

Bust a move!

Hmmm, where to start....? A... (Below threshold)
pjo, a twin with twins:

Hmmm, where to start....? Am I limited to one ream of paper?

Shown above, a photo you ca... (Below threshold)

Shown above, a photo you cannot stop looking (and laughing) at. Don't deny it.

The hybrid action/reality s... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

The hybrid action/reality show, "FATMAN", failed to impress viewers.

Jedi Knight "Ima Fat-wan" i... (Below threshold)

Jedi Knight "Ima Fat-wan" is introduced on the Star Wars TV series.

James Murtz (undeclared maj... (Below threshold)

James Murtz (undeclared major), a sophomore at State denied being associated with the huffing underground despite evidence to the contrary. "Glue, no way man," said a red-faced panting Murtz, "four Red Bulls and a handful of No-Doz and I'm a superhero dude. Watch this!"

With apologies to "Animal H... (Below threshold)

With apologies to "Animal House",

Dean Vernon Wormer: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"Drunken Tiger, Broken Drag... (Below threshold)

"Drunken Tiger, Broken Dragon"

Another batch of Chinese-ma... (Below threshold)

Another batch of Chinese-made jeans fails the "fat boy Kung fu kick" quality test.

The empties were discarded.... (Below threshold)

The empties were discarded. The spills had been mopped up. The liquor bottles had been topped off with water. But upon returning home from their trip, the Warren's could not help but notice the Larry-shaped hole in the dining room floor.

I remember my first beer.</... (Below threshold)

I remember my first beer.

Does this tie make me look ... (Below threshold)

Does this tie make me look fat?

Brent Spiner has really let... (Below threshold)

Brent Spiner has really let himself go since the last Star Trek movie.

Emma Jane knew she w... (Below threshold)

Emma Jane knew she was taking an awful chance when she locked her bedroom door so her son, Jamie, couldn't get to her underthings.

John Edwards without his ma... (Below threshold)

John Edwards without his makeup.

Al Gore's most powerful ... (Below threshold)

Al Gore's most powerful argument against global warming:
It will cause unattractive people to take off their clothes!

Hillary picked up the photo... (Below threshold)
Charles V:

Hillary picked up the photo she had long forgot about. It had been 35 years since she looked into the attic drawer where she hid the mementos of her college years. There with the bong, Yale year book, and the stained skirt of that fateful night at the Delta house lay the image that had drawn her to him in the only consensual sexual encounter they would ever have. After that night she knew she didn't like men. But she would need Bill for her lifetime charade.

"It has worked" she thought. "Not perfectly, but good enough."

Then her thoughts drifted to Nancy, her real love.

Listen to the theme song, p... (Below threshold)

Listen to the theme song, pause this at :41 (the frame just before it changes to :42), and then go back and look at the picture. I'm telling you, we've discovered HKP's true identity.

May he be immortalized forever.

The checkered demon was cro... (Below threshold)

The checkered demon was cross-eyed with delight.

Take that you blackguard, a... (Below threshold)

Take that you blackguard, and I fart in your general direction!

Rodney was chagrined when h... (Below threshold)

Rodney was chagrined when he discovered (during his flying easy chair approach) that his housemates had rearranged the furniture, placing a glass coffee table where his easy chair used to be.

At a recent press conferenc... (Below threshold)
retired military:

At a recent press conference Al Gore displayed this college photograph of himself to support his claim that the movie "Enter the Dragon" was actually based on his life.

Tired of answering the VRWC... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Tired of answering the VRWC about charges of lying about his magic hat John Kerry displays a photograph of what he claims is the Spec OPs soldier that gave him the hat.

A party was held for the 1,... (Below threshold)
retired military:

A party was held for the 1,000,000th satisfied customer of Hillarycare.

AT&T's new wireless spokesm... (Below threshold)
retired military:

AT&T's new wireless spokesman proudly proclaim's "I'm here to kick some Verizon Brad's ass"

Even athletic idiots should... (Below threshold)

Even athletic idiots should wear underwear.

The DVD anniversary issue ... (Below threshold)

The DVD anniversary issue of the movie Jackass offers collectors even more 'Easter Eggs'.

- or -

Joe Francis continues building the franchise from jail as he greenlights his latest venture, "Frat Boys Gone Wild". We're not able to confirm reports that he was inspired to pursue the project after a late-night shower incident.

- or -

The influence of Reality TV finally makes its way into public service announcements. Here we see an updated version of the famous 'This is your brain...this is your brain on drugs' commercial with the verisimilitude Generation X-ers have become accustom to.

Is that really his "finger"... (Below threshold)

Is that really his "finger"?

Democrats replaced their pa... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Democrats replaced their party mascot today. They stated that this picture more accurately represents their base than the jackass previously used.

Bill Clinton practices his ... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

Bill Clinton practices his grand entrance in anticipation of his return to the White House.

Another vitim of Taco Bell'... (Below threshold)

Another vitim of Taco Bell's new Explosive Burrito Supreme!

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.






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