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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

US President George W. Bush (R) speaks on the California wildfires while standing with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (L) in Escondido, California. Bush toured fire-stricken California Thursday as the burned bodies of two more people were found among the smoldering rubble of infernos that have destroyed at least 1,400 homes and displaced 500,000 people.(AFP/Saul Loeb)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.


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Now cough!... (Below threshold)

Now cough!

California Burning -... (Below threshold)

California Burning -- Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Evacuator

Arnie: "You Ah Such a Girli... (Below threshold)

Arnie: "You Ah Such a Girlie Man."

I'll be blackened. By soot... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I'll be blackened. By soot.

Marine One is so much coole... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Marine One is so much cooler than my hybrid chopper.

No girlie men here.... (Below threshold)

No girlie men here.

Remember when I said I woul... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Remember when I said I would let you speak last? I lied.

"Cowboy beans for lunch aga... (Below threshold)
Jay Wills:

"Cowboy beans for lunch again, eh?"

There but for my Austrian b... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

There but for my Austrian birth go I.

I can pump you up.... (Below threshold)

I can pump you up.

If he calls me Schwartzenpo... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If he calls me Schwartzenpooter one more time I'll snap his neck like a chicken's.

Arnold - "And they told me ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Arnold - "And they told me my accent was bad"

Dick Cheney's icy stare cou... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Dick Cheney's icy stare could extinquish the sun, why didn't they send him instead?

Arnold thought bubble------... (Below threshold)

Arnold thought bubble------Dang, if you squint your eyes and tilt your head a little, he does look a bit like a chimp.

Turns out that Swarzenegger... (Below threshold)

Turns out that Swarzenegger glares were responsible for two of the fires...

California's Governor Schwa... (Below threshold)

California's Governor Schwarzenegger demonstrates just why he is so concerned about the fires, as his face lifts begin to melt like wax.


And we've decided to let th... (Below threshold)

And we've decided to let the Malibu fire burn itself out naturally, since there is nothing in Malibu of value to Americans...

Vat chu talkin' about?... (Below threshold)

Vat chu talkin' about?

"The Governor and I suspect... (Below threshold)

"The Governor and I suspect that southern California has angered Gaia..."

DRUDGEBREAKING: President B... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: President Bush today announced a 10 billion dollar levee project to prevent further flooding in fire plagued California. Developing...

And people say I talk funny... (Below threshold)

And people say I talk funny...

"Well Arnie, how do your mo... (Below threshold)

"Well Arnie, how do your movie star friend feel about living in a FEMA Trailer? We got plenty left over."

Arnold: <... (Below threshold)


Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...


I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

Arnold and W:

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire...

Damn Article Two, I could d... (Below threshold)

Damn Article Two, I could do this job better than this guy.

You brought Code Pink so I ... (Below threshold)

You brought Code Pink so I brought the Terminator. Any questions ?

One smack in the back of th... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

One smack in the back of the head for each time you say "Mom" or "Dad," capiche?

"Arnold's Here To Pump You ... (Below threshold)

"Arnold's Here To Pump You Up." " I'm Here To Pump Up Oil Prices."

Uncle Teddy lied, Maria. I... (Below threshold)

Uncle Teddy lied, Maria. I can zee no horns on zees man's head.

Maria's right, he does have... (Below threshold)

Maria's right, he does have dirty ears.

Damn, I didn't pack my Meta... (Below threshold)

Damn, I didn't pack my Metamucil.

Arnold looks focused.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Arnold looks focused.

I knew Adolph Hitler. Adol... (Below threshold)

I knew Adolph Hitler. Adolph Hitler vass a friend of meine. George Bush, you are no Adolph Hitler.

<a href="http://www.townhal... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:
Cut damnit, cut! You haff ... (Below threshold)

Cut damnit, cut! You haff flubbed your lines for zee last time, George. I vill see zat you neffer vork in Hollyvood again.......Oh, I beg your pardon, Mr. President, I thought zees vass a movie.

Above is a liberal rabies t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Above is a liberal rabies test. If this photograph makes your liberal foam at the mouth, take them to a doctor immediately.

It's not fair! Bush gets t... (Below threshold)

It's not fair! Bush gets to be the President and a Terminator!

a couple of guys having fun... (Below threshold)

a couple of guys having fun

We want to pump you up!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We want to pump you up!

here's a bush i'd like to b... (Below threshold)

here's a bush i'd like to burn

Seeing how the photo is rea... (Below threshold)

Seeing how the photo is really about the President speaking about 2 charred bodies found during the fire....is this in good taste for a caption contest?

The Bush burned with fire, ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Bush burned with fire, yet it was not consumed...

Arnold may look buff and al... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Arnold may look buff and all that, but I can still beat him at arm wrestlin'.

I've been visiting with the... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I've been visiting with the Schwarzenegger's today, and let's just say that Maria's cooking ain't what I'm used to...

what the hell is that smell... (Below threshold)

what the hell is that smell...did he just fart!

Arnold: I'll be back; you w... (Below threshold)

Arnold: I'll be back; you won't.


And thanks to our friend, the Govronat... Gorvana... uh, Arnold, we've completed the design and testing of the 40 Watt Phased Plasma Rifle. Unfortunately, testing started some fires...

Hmnn.. Even Bush's 'fly in... (Below threshold)
Steve Crickmore:

Hmnn.. Even Bush's 'fly in-we won't forget you' visit to the other 'major disaster area', Iraq, was much longer.

I swear, he looks ju... (Below threshold)

I swear, he looks just like Perry Como--bet he can't belt 'em like 'Ol Perry did!

Sarah Connors son has becom... (Below threshold)

Sarah Connors son has become the president, must destroy T1000 Hillary.

Republican Impersonator mee... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Republican Impersonator meets Republican Infuriator.

The Terminator, from far in... (Below threshold)

The Terminator, from far into the future knew that this was not his time. And as he glared at the President he thought 'I'll be back'.

"Ach! What a camera hog!"<... (Below threshold)

"Ach! What a camera hog!"

Does he, or doesn't he?<br ... (Below threshold)

Does he, or doesn't he?
Only his hair dresser knows for sure.

"Did he say Kentucky!? This... (Below threshold)

"Did he say Kentucky!? This is California!"

Buenos Dias amigos.... (Below threshold)

Buenos Dias amigos.

Fu asshole!depp=tru... (Below threshold)

Fu asshole!

Fires I can deal with. But... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Fires I can deal with. But vy did you let Pee-losi back into California?

"I live to see you eat that... (Below threshold)

"I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"

You lucky bastard. I'm one ... (Below threshold)

You lucky bastard. I'm one constitutional amendment away from having your job.

Damn it upstaged again. I h... (Below threshold)

Damn it upstaged again. I hate it when that happens.

Initial reaction to Preside... (Below threshold)
Karl Allen:

Initial reaction to President Bush's proposed "Sarah Connor Amnesty Act" is not encouraging.

I wonder how much pressure ... (Below threshold)

I wonder how much pressure it would take to crush his skull.

Hmmm... he's taller den I t... (Below threshold)

Hmmm... he's taller den I thought.
Vhat's for supper?
Strange, those ears used to be bigger -- I wonder if he's had some work done?
I've got remember to tell Maria that these new undies chaff a bit too much.
I hope he wraps this up soon, we have an early tee time.
Oh, yeah! I forgot-- my new Hummer gets delivered today... Yay!
Hey, what's that smell? ...

"Ahll be, wax!"... (Below threshold)

"Ahll be, wax!"

Goddamn you, George... thos... (Below threshold)
Pat Meebles:

Goddamn you, George... those ver MY cookies!!!

Arnie: "Man... this will ca... (Below threshold)

Arnie: "Man... this will cause me some Pollateral Damage"

Arnold's thought: "There b... (Below threshold)

Arnold's thought: "There but for the Constitution go I."

Arnie your doing a Bang Up ... (Below threshold)

Arnie your doing a Bang Up Job!!!!

Things would be different I... (Below threshold)

Things would be different If only his father had pulled out 60 years ago...

IRAN did this...we have pro... (Below threshold)

IRAN did this...we have proof! lets bomb them!

Clear Right![There's... (Below threshold)

Clear Right!
[There's no way to Clear Left in California]

Bush thought he was there f... (Below threshold)

Bush thought he was there for the Malibu Bar-bie-Q

Arnie: YIKES..he really is ... (Below threshold)

Arnie: YIKES..he really is as Dumb as he Looks!

<a href="http://www.imdb.co... (Below threshold)
"Mmmmmm, smells like chicke... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Mmmmmm, smells like chickenhawk."

"OK, I got the fire going. ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"OK, I got the fire going. I wonder if George remembered the ribeyes."

Hey!! why'd u sensor #55? I... (Below threshold)

Hey!! why'd u sensor #55? I was just quoting Arnold from T2 in the hotel room when the manager pound's on His door?

Kid friendly..sheeze

"Hmm, is that Mexican food ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Hmm, is that Mexican food I smell? Oh wait, no, that's just Mexicans I smell cooking."

Your clothes, Your job, I w... (Below threshold)

Your clothes, Your job, I want them! give them to Me now!

Arnold: If it smokes We can... (Below threshold)

Arnold: If it smokes We can kill it!

On the next "Iron Chef": Ch... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

On the next "Iron Chef": Chef Arnold takes on Chef George. The secret ingredient....blackened California!

"Firestorms. Earthquakes. I... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Firestorms. Earthquakes. Illegal immigration. Berkeley. Gay marriage. The LA Times. The San Francisco City Council. Britney Spears. Pfft, and he thinks Iraq is a pain in the butt, try running this state."

"If I were Pres.....oh wait... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"If I were Pres.....oh wait..."

George Bush:"Heh, ... (Below threshold)

George Bush:

"Heh, I used to be a Governator, but now I'm the Presidentinator!"


"I ain't got time to burn"

Jessie "The Body" Ventura:

"Hey! Arnold, that's my line!"

Even my pronunciation is be... (Below threshold)

Even my pronunciation is better than this guy's.

Arnold - When I asked him ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Arnold - When I asked him over for a BBQ this isn't what I had in mind.

I told Maria that we should... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I told Maria that we shouldn't have eaten those beans last night.

Did he just say we misunder... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Did he just say we misunderestimated the extent of the fire?

Pres Bush - "And I for one ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Pres Bush - "And I for one disagree with Al Gore's and the rest of the left's contention that the Governor's cigar smoking was the cause of this disaster."

Bush: "Now I know you folks... (Below threshold)
reg dunlop:

Bush: "Now I know you folks hate this sumbitch, speshly you homos, but we gotta big patriotic job to do here.."

notiz=Tsk tsk, all your vowels are belong to me.Th' sheriff

Where will you be when your... (Below threshold)

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

"These... these terrorists ... (Below threshold)

"These... these terrorists prey on us, its just like they're predators, relentless... merciless predators... and we really don't like predators a whole lot, now do we Arnie?"

Things went quickly south a... (Below threshold)

Things went quickly south as President Bush inadvertantly uttered the workd, 'Niagara Falls...'

Arnold: You damn well bette... (Below threshold)

Arnold: You damn well better give me that Federal money!

Bush: How the hell did this guy get so close? Where the hell is the Secret Service? I damn well better give this guy the money I promised him!

outed as a troll for commen... (Below threshold)
reg dunlop:

outed as a troll for commenting on a comedic pic. well, worse things happened afore.
Here,MORON, are the accused letters--oue a a o o oei o a oei i . e oe i aee aoe.

I told him zeez fiahs were ... (Below threshold)

I told him zeez fiahs were set by Sarah Connor and he laffed at me.

Arnold: Vow! Vhen I skvint,... (Below threshold)

Arnold: Vow! Vhen I skvint, he looks veewy blurry!

"Whoa! I vish dose Santa A... (Below threshold)

"Whoa! I vish dose Santa Anna vinds vere blowing ze ozer way!"

God help me, will somebody ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

God help me, will somebody yell CUT!

Ja, he's President but I'm ... (Below threshold)

Ja, he's President but I'm sleeping with a Kennedy!

Arnold - "I wish his immigr... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Arnold - "I wish his immigration plan had gone through. I could have used 20,000 illegal immigrants to fight the fire at 1/4th the cost. And they cant claim workman's comp if they get hurt. At least not yet."

Most popular this Halloween... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

Most popular this Halloween are masks of politicians during disasters, pretty much the term of office for these boys.

Arnie: ♫ He'... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living
I just don't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man

"Arnold. Look grim. Not con... (Below threshold)

"Arnold. Look grim. Not constipated. Grim. Not like you're gonna vomit. Grim, dammit. Grim!"

Arnold practises the "Presi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Arnold practises the "Presidential Grimace"

Uh Oh, good'ole Arnie's doi... (Below threshold)

Uh Oh, good'ole Arnie's doin' his stupid "Terminator" stare again. Looks like I'm gonna have to pay for lunch today.

Uh Oh - Looks like I need a... (Below threshold)

Uh Oh - Looks like I need another Botox treatment!






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