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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Hostesses pose for a photograph while dressed as Santa Claus at the after-party for the premiere of 'Fred Claus' in Los Angeles November 3, 2007. The movie opens in the U.S. on November 9. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES)

Winners will be announced Monday morning. Sometime before then I'll catch up on past winners announcements...


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Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho!... (Below threshold)

Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho!

Who knew Santa's daughters ... (Below threshold)

Who knew Santa's daughters were a bunch of Ho, Ho Hos...

Santa sure got me what I wa... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Santa sure got me what I wanted for Christmas this year.

Fred Klaus "My younger brot... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Fred Klaus "My younger brother was always an overachiever!"

Boy to mother"Mom ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boy to mother

"Mom Mom I see the Vixens. WHere are all the other reindeers at?"

Santa shakes his head at hi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Santa shakes his head at his brother Fred "I said Blitzen damn it Blitzen, not VIXENS"

Who said there is no joy in... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Who said there is no joy in Christmas anymore?

I really like what Santa's ... (Below threshold)

I really like what Santa's putting in the Christmas stockings this year...

After his helpers went on a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After his helpers went on a job recruiting drive for more elves at his workshop, Santa was deluded with job applications.

This is why people envy 3 f... (Below threshold)
retired military:

This is why people envy 3 foot tall elves.

Oooweeee. Santa's little he... (Below threshold)

Oooweeee. Santa's little helpers is all growed up...

I'm pretty sure the tall on... (Below threshold)

I'm pretty sure the tall one is Giuliani.

Don't wear those outfits ou... (Below threshold)

Don't wear those outfits out in the...rain dear. ww

Hillary's campaign staff su... (Below threshold)

Hillary's campaign staff surprises her with an early Christmas present.

Why Christmas kicks Ramadan... (Below threshold)

Why Christmas kicks Ramadan's ass. Reason number 27.

Red is the new black.... (Below threshold)

Red is the new black.

Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now... (Below threshold)

Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the stage!
To the top of the pole!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away clothes!

The naughty list was short,... (Below threshold)

The naughty list was short, but exquisite.

"Another surprise order for... (Below threshold)

"Another surprise order for 15 Old House Lane in Chappaqua, Santa."

'Twas the month before Chri... (Below threshold)

'Twas the month before Christmas
And here in my house
I went to Wizbang
With the click of my mouse

And what to my wondering eyes should appear
But six gorgeous elves
At which I for over an hour did leer

With visions dancing in my head of what they could be exposin'
Left a lump in my drawers like a roll of cookie dough that's frozen

And I was heard to exclaim as off of my computer I did log
If it really makes you go blind then, Santa, bring me a seeing-eye dog!

DRUDGEBREAKING: The ACLU st... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: The ACLU stated their support for the right of free speech for the North Pole Dance. Developing

Who knew elves could be so ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Who knew elves could be so hot?

I think we know who's been ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I think we know who's been naughty...

Cause of Arctic ice cap mel... (Below threshold)

Cause of Arctic ice cap melting revealed

Bill Clinton, eager to assi... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton, eager to assist, holds super-secret Intern Interviews for Hillary's upcoming administration.

This is what happens when L... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This is what happens when Larry Flynt is executive producer of your Christmas parade.

It looks like the chimney w... (Below threshold)
Jim Gags:

It looks like the chimney won't be the only thing Santa is coming down this Christmas!

"On the sixth day of Christ... (Below threshold)

"On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...."

Elven bachelor party or not... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Elven bachelor party or not, Mrs. Claus is going to be pissed.

Hey baby, want to see my Yu... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hey baby, want to see my Yule log?

DROOLTIDE GREETINGS<i... (Below threshold)


Plastic boots and plastic h... (Below threshold)

Plastic boots and plastic hat,
Sex for xmas is where its at.

Puss 'n Boots... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Puss 'n Boots

Staffers ordered carolers t... (Below threshold)

Staffers ordered carolers to sing outside of the office of Former President Bill Clinton " Merry Christmas Mr. Ex President...."

How a young Dennis Kucinich... (Below threshold)

How a young Dennis Kucinich got the babes:

But Ma, I wanted an official Red Ryder, Carbine-action, 200-shot, range-model air rifle.

No... You'll shoot your eye out.

"I like to call them 'Santa... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"I like to call them 'Santa's little Viagra.'" - Mrs. Claus.

If Bill Clinton were Santa.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

If Bill Clinton were Santa...

Though Santa had made the m... (Below threshold)

Though Santa had made the move entirely for business reasons, by Thanksgiving Mrs. Claus would reverse decision to outsource the elves jobs.

Able to obtain work only in... (Below threshold)

Able to obtain work only in remote areas, Don Imus found himself only a few syllables from being canned again.

"No girls, you're supposed ... (Below threshold)

"No girls, you're supposed to pull toys out of Santa's sack, not pull the sack."

"Yeah, those were the days ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Yeah, those were the days when they still called me 'Kris Kringle.'"

"It's good ta be da king."<... (Below threshold)

"It's good ta be da king."

The Burgermeister's latest ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Burgermeister's latest plan to eliminate toys in Sombertown was subtle but effective.

So this is what caus... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So this is what caused Rudolph's nose to start glowing...

Billy knew if he wanted eve... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Billy knew if he wanted everything on his list this year, milk and cookies just would not do.

It's good to be da Claus!</... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

It's good to be da Claus!

I always thought Santa look... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I always thought Santa looked suspiciously like Ron Jeremy.

Neiman Marcus scored a huge... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Neiman Marcus scored a huge holiday hit with their new Chirstmas fembots.

"I swear, if one more guy a... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"I swear, if one more guy asks if they give egg nog..."

Sources at the North Pole s... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Sources at the North Pole say that the new elves are the reason why Santa is staying home this year and outsourcing the delivery.

Here cums Santas Claus, her... (Below threshold)

Here cums Santas Claus, here cums Santa Claus...

Wizbang Caption Contestants... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Wizbang Caption Contestants try to motivate Kevin to catch up on Last years entries!

I just clicked to see how m... (Below threshold)

I just clicked to see how many captions included a reference to Bill Clinton. This batch of captions is really good. I'm glad I'm not judging this one.

The Salvation Army said it ... (Below threshold)

The Salvation Army said it was unsure if the sudden increase in donations was due to a resurgence in Christian values in America...or it's new dress code.

"Ask us out now guys, while... (Below threshold)

"Ask us out now guys, while we're in the giving mood."

Spurwing Plover:


Naughty?... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:




That ain't coal in them the... (Below threshold)

That ain't coal in them there stockin's

In an effort to show a "sof... (Below threshold)

In an effort to show a "softer" side, Hillary Clinton unveiled the Clinton Library's new Christmas display. Noting that "Bill had worked very hard on the final design!"

Snappy headed Hos... (Below threshold)

Snappy headed Hos

How about sending six of th... (Below threshold)
stan25 Author Profile Page:

How about sending six of those to my house? My pole needs polishing

Bill Clinton had a few cond... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton had a few conditions before he would agree to play Santa at the mall

Jingle balls jingle balls j... (Below threshold)

Jingle balls jingle balls jinglin all the way

oh what fun these babes would be in red n black lingerie

Who says global warming suc... (Below threshold)

Who says global warming sucks?

Cut and Run democrats try t... (Below threshold)

Cut and Run democrats try to distract Republicans during a roll call vote on their latest attempt to pass legislation to end the war in Iraq.

The Dimocratic Presidential... (Below threshold)

The Dimocratic Presidential Candidates line up for the latest CNN Political Debate to answer questions regarding new taxes...Can you say income redistribution?

Let's See. . .Naughty. . Na... (Below threshold)

Let's See. . .Naughty. . Naughty. .Naughty. .Naughty. .Naughty. .Naughty. . . . . . . .NICE!

"... and, if you're ver... (Below threshold)

"... and, if you're very, very good ..."

If you could see this photo... (Below threshold)

If you could see this photo from the other side you would know just how cold it is.

He's makin His list <... (Below threshold)

He's makin His list

He's checkin it twice

He's gonna find out

Who's naughty who's nice

Panty Claus is comin to town

Blonde Santa thought bubble... (Below threshold)

Blonde Santa thought bubble: I don't care if I am the odd girl out, I'm not doing the creepy bald guy."

Has anyone seen Saint Nicho... (Below threshold)

Has anyone seen Saint Nicholass?

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!... (Below threshold)
Murdoc Author Profile Page:

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I heard him exclaim, er... (Below threshold)

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

Even the innocent Mrs. Clau... (Below threshold)

Even the innocent Mrs. Claus could tell Santa had intentions of coming more than once a year.

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US... (Below threshold)


"When what to my wondering ... (Below threshold)

"When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a lineup of cuties with nice little rears."

When Santa talks about his ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

When Santa talks about his Little Helpers, he ain't talking about Viagra.

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! No... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer! Oh yes, Prancer! Ooooo naughty, naughty Prancer! Don't you ever stop, Prancer! Yes! Yes! Yessssssss....!"

"Say, honey. You know that ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Say, honey. You know that PS3 I wanted this year...."

...and on the 7th day GOD r... (Below threshold)

...and on the 7th day GOD rested

The owner of wizbangblog ha... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The owner of wizbangblog has gone to the extreme lengths of getting assistance from Santa's helpers to identify the winners of the last three Caption contests. He was heard to say "Hey it's a tough job but someone has to do it."

Please note he has not been since this photo was taken. I wonder why?"

Picture with Santa - $5... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Picture with Santa - $5

Picture with Santa's helpers - $10

Being a 3 foot tall elf around these helpers - Priceless

Rules1. Only chil... (Below threshold)
retired military:


1. Only children 12 and under allowed. Picture ID may be required. (Note - If you have facial hair don't even try it)

2. No! Santa's helpers cannot sit on your lap.

3. You can tell Santa you want one of his helpers for a Christmas gift but if truth be told if you were Santa would you give them away to someone else.

The "Santa's Girls of Wonde... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The "Santa's Girls of Wonderland" edition smashed all previous records for Christmas calendar sales.

What is missing from... (Below threshold)
retired military:

What is missing from t his picture ? Me

When asked at last night's ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When asked at last night's debate about Christmas Hillary once again proved her cluelessness with her answer.
"I just dont get it. I dont care for Christmas all that much but Bill just loves it."

Hillary - "What do you want... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary - "What do you want for Christmas this year Bill"

Bill - "umm elves. A half dozen will do nicely."

RNC sends Bill Clinton a Ch... (Below threshold)

RNC sends Bill Clinton a Christmas present...

Six reasons why Santa is so... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Six reasons why Santa is so jolly.

North Pole Dancers... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

North Pole Dancers

Santa sends six of his help... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Santa sends six of his helpers out to search for the results of the last Wizbang caption contest.

The reason Santa can go all... (Below threshold)

The reason Santa can go all night without rest revealed.

"With helpers like these, w... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"With helpers like these, who needs Viagra?"
- Santa Claus

This is what you get when y... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

This is what you get when you cross Santa's workshop with the Playboy Mansion.

The hidden camera that Mrs.... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

The hidden camera that Mrs. Claus installed in Santa's worshop reveals the reason why Santa likes to play with his elves.

"Umm, honey? I know what I ... (Below threshold)

"Umm, honey? I know what I want for Christmas now."

OK, Which one of you elves ... (Below threshold)

OK, Which one of you elves gave Santa a snowjob

This holiday the DNC brings... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

This holiday the DNC brings you their newest musical Extraganza, Capital Flakes with
Hillary Rodham Clinton as s'NO Queen
Bill Clinton as the penquin, Happy Pants
Monica Lewinski as Snowjob
Speaker Pelosi as GlacierFace
Dennis Kucinich as the Flakinator
Charles Rangel as the bi-Polar Bear
Rep. William jefferson as Mr. Deepfreeze
Special guest appearance by Marion "Snowman" Barry as himself.

And this just in. Bill Cli... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And this just in. Bill Clinton has decided to move his offices to the North Pole for reasons unknown. It is thought that he may wish to see the effects of global warming with his own eyes but this has not been confirmed by his offices.

Earl could hardly wait for ... (Below threshold)

Earl could hardly wait for what the Seventh Day of Christmas might bring.

Santa decided this year to ... (Below threshold)

Santa decided this year to put the ass back in Christmas.

Jingle bells, Look at those... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Jingle bells, Look at those elves,
Red Leather all the way;
Oh how Bill CLinton would like to ride
With these elves all the live long day.

"The Polar regions are cold... (Below threshold)

"The Polar regions are cold if those ladies are not careful they're going to get chapped lips"

Ho, Ho, Ho, and G'day Mate!... (Below threshold)

Ho, Ho, Ho, and G'day Mate!

Christmas Eve kickoff celeb... (Below threshold)

Christmas Eve kickoff celebration of Australia's alternate website "Santa's Little Helpers Gone Mild."

Al Gore "And this proof fro... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Al Gore "And this proof from the North Pole shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that Global Warming is real and the world as we know it is over"

Any wonder why Santa stays ... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Any wonder why Santa stays at the North Pole 364 days out of the year?

Now THAT'S how to staff a w... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Now THAT'S how to staff a workshop.

Santa adds new reindears. ... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Santa adds new reindears.

Now Darla! Now, Payton and Vickie!
On, Connie! On, Donna and Brittany!

Fellatio Navidad!... (Below threshold)

Fellatio Navidad!






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