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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

This photo provided by the Florida Highway Patrol shows a State Police cruiser covered with bags of marijuana Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2007. The Florida Highway Patrol says anyone missing two big bags of pot can call their Tampa area office. A crew picking up litter from along Interstate 4 near Tuesday morning made an unusual find: two big plastic garbage bags stuffed with freshly harvested marijuana. (AP Photo/Florida Highway Patrol)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. This weekends festivities are over, but never fear, a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.


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I said POP open the truck; ... (Below threshold)

I said POP open the truck; not POT ON THE TRUNK. ww

The Florida troopers gettin... (Below threshold)

The Florida troopers getting ready for Bill Clintons security detail. ww

Police asked the person who... (Below threshold)

Police asked the person who lost their marijuana to please come forward and claim it.

They also added, "please hurry because Time Is Going By Really Really Really Really Really Slow'"

The mystery of why cops lov... (Below threshold)

The mystery of why cops love donuts has been solved. ww

It must be that time of yea... (Below threshold)

It must be that time of year, California's Octokerfest!

Duuuudeeee, That's Not Our ... (Below threshold)

Duuuudeeee, That's Not Our Car Man!!!

Ditchweed: never pick more ... (Below threshold)

Ditchweed: never pick more than you can hide.

Democrat 'plants' were conf... (Below threshold)

Democrat 'plants' were confiscated by the police following the CNN-YouTube debate.

Looks like the Bandit's hau... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Looks like the Bandit's hauling something far more interesting than Coors this trip.

"The Arizona State Police c... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"The Arizona State Police car used to drive Governor Bill Clinton is shown here with all the accesories he ordered."

My other car is a ba... (Below threshold)

My other car is a bag of fertilizer!

Lets get this right<p... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Lets get this right

"The Arkansas State Police car used to drive Governor Bill Clinton is shown here with all the accesories he ordered."

"I would give them an A for... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"I would give them an A for effort and an F for execution"

The Police commissioner commenting on the efforts of some of the officers in his department trying to raise money for Toys for Tots."

Marion Barry's running for ... (Below threshold)

Marion Barry's running for office again?

Gas, grass, or ass - nobody... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Gas, grass, or ass - nobody rides for free!

Finally, a farm subsidy bil... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Finally, a farm subsidy bill Ron Paul supporters can get behind

Ricky Williams littering ti... (Below threshold)

Ricky Williams littering ticket gets another look.

The Cities new Bio-Fuels pr... (Below threshold)

The Cities new Bio-Fuels program just doesn't seem to be working out.

"On the second day of Chris... (Below threshold)

"On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."

I swear officer, it's just ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I swear officer, it's just biomass I'm using to make environmentally friendly ethanol!

Hey FonzieI think we... (Below threshold)

Hey Fonzie
I think we found Potsie

Barney and sheriff Taylor s... (Below threshold)

Barney and sheriff Taylor still weren't sure what was in the bags....

I swear to God, Chief, I wa... (Below threshold)

I swear to God, Chief, I was just about ready to take it all to the evidence locker.

Jay and Silent Bob meet Pol... (Below threshold)

Jay and Silent Bob meet Police Academy.

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let... (Below threshold)

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let's party!

State police se at fundrais... (Below threshold)

State police se at fundraising record at Tuesday's baked sale.

Sorry- State polic... (Below threshold)


State police set a fundraising record at Tuesday's baked sale.

Don't bogart that cruiser.<... (Below threshold)

Don't bogart that cruiser.

Hey man, Florida law enforc... (Below threshold)

Hey man, Florida law enforcement faces some groovy new challenges as the Woodstock generation reaches retirement.

" . . . then suddenly, the ... (Below threshold)

" . . . then suddenly, the 2000 'Hanging Chad' incident made sense."

Cops always have the best s... (Below threshold)
Jabba the Tutt Author Profile Page:

Cops always have the best shit.

Questioners from the recent... (Below threshold)

Questioners from the recent CNN debate are given a police escort for their trip home.

The Florida Board of Touris... (Below threshold)

The Florida Board of Tourism invites you to come and visit the Magic Kingdom.

Great. A Caption Contest f... (Below threshold)

Great. A Caption Contest full of people taking pot shots at the State Police.

The reason this officer cou... (Below threshold)

The reason this officer could not back his car into place like the other police became evident after a quick search of the cruiser.

The Florida office of the A... (Below threshold)

The Florida office of the ATF has authorized the use of medicinal marijuana to ease the pain of the Miami Dolphin's fans.....In other news, the Miami Dolphins today reported a 4000% spike in season ticket sales.

"Let's roll!"... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

"Let's roll!"

"So I pulled him over going... (Below threshold)

"So I pulled him over going 18 in a 55 and he's like, "Duuude, I wasn't speeding..."

The schnazberries taste lik... (Below threshold)

The schnazberries taste like shnazberries....

I blame Global Warming.... (Below threshold)

I blame Global Warming.

"We're gonna lay down in th... (Below threshold)

"We're gonna lay down in the station, mama, and get a good buzz on."

Did the Coral Reefer Band p... (Below threshold)

Did the Coral Reefer Band play here last night?

Stay out the Bushes!... (Below threshold)

Stay out the Bushes!

The captain believed his in... (Below threshold)

The captain believed his instructions were quite clear when he asked his troopers to decorate the station with a few potted plants.

California State Ex-Gov Jer... (Below threshold)

California State Ex-Gov Jerry Brown finally has a new luxury car that he can drive.

"Car 54 where are you????"<... (Below threshold)

"Car 54 where are you????"

Today Florida introduces th... (Below threshold)

Today Florida introduces the first phase of its new Green Government program, the carbon-neutral Chia Highway Patrol Car.

New meaning for : Rolling S... (Below threshold)

New meaning for : Rolling Stoned!

Looks like Jeb Bush is clea... (Below threshold)

Looks like Jeb Bush is cleaning out his office!

Bill Clinton still trying t... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton still trying to shake an old story: "Yes, but I did not inhale!"

Bush 41 to his sons: "Now c... (Below threshold)

Bush 41 to his sons: "Now cut that out!"

They tried to put it in the... (Below threshold)

They tried to put it in the trunk but it was full of Doritos.

"Honey, I picked up our Chr... (Below threshold)
sean nyc/aa:

"Honey, I picked up our Christmas tree while on duty today. And it'll be a lot more fun burning it after the holiday."

Breaking: Two state trooper... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Breaking: Two state troopers under investigation for harassment after arrest of Mexican drug smuggler.

More Hillary plants discove... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

More Hillary plants discovered.

Needing additional funds, t... (Below threshold)

Needing additional funds, the Department decided on a parking lot sale to get rid of stuff that just was cluttering the office...

In other news today State P... (Below threshold)
Cody Johnson:

In other news today State Police were caught bagging pot. When approached upon the accusation the accused officers retorted, "Well, that was a pot shot. Haven't you ever heard of lawn clippings man."

Broken Lizard prepares to f... (Below threshold)

Broken Lizard prepares to film Super Troopers 2 by stocking up co-star Willie Nelson's trailer.

It's for personal use.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's for personal use.

Those cops need to get out ... (Below threshold)

Those cops need to get out of the lawn care business and get back to catching crooks.

Scientific study shows that... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Scientific study shows that an ordinary adult must smoke this much marijuana in a 24-hour period to equal the number of dead brain cells in the average Democrat voter.

Trooper grew suspicious whe... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Trooper grew suspicious when the suspect referred to them as "the fuzz."

Leaders of the State Police... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Leaders of the State Police Union prepare for their trip to next year's Democrat Convention.

Taking pot shots at the FHP... (Below threshold)

Taking pot shots at the FHP became much easier after they decorated their cars with some of the local greenery.

Make the above plural pleas... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Make the above plural please - "Troopers"

Cops hit jackpot in Wizbang... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Cops hit jackpot in Wizbang Blue raid.

We knew something was up wh... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We knew something was up when we saw the Ron Paul bumper sticker...

The props for the new Cheec... (Below threshold)
stan25 Author Profile Page:

The props for the new Cheech and Chong movie "Up In Smoke 2"

Son to father at arrest sce... (Below threshold)

Son to father at arrest scene: "It's just a little pot!"

"That's a lot of pot," he r... (Below threshold)

"That's a lot of pot," he remarked doobiously.

Police Academy applications... (Below threshold)

Police Academy applications tripled after the new medical benefits package was announced

JamaicaLet's get t... (Below threshold)


Let's get together and feel alright

The Florida Highway Patrol ... (Below threshold)

The Florida Highway Patrol police department's misinterpretation of what it means to "go green" has thus far had disastrous results. In other news, Frito Lay stock jumped 12% in two days.

Hmmm. Bob Dylan was right.... (Below threshold)

Hmmm. Bob Dylan was right.

Florida Police unveil their... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Florida Police unveil their new 'green' car.

Willie Nelson will be givin... (Below threshold)

Willie Nelson will be giving a surprise performance this weekend....

Oddly enough, the emissions... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Oddly enough, the emissions test involves hippies running behind the car.

With the new police cars on... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

With the new police cars on the road, the average speed of the Florida driver went from 65mph to 15mph.

Another weekend at Snoop Da... (Below threshold)

Another weekend at Snoop Dawg's, next time on "Cribs."

so THAT's why they're calle... (Below threshold)

so THAT's why they're called "smokies"....

"Guess who has incinerator ... (Below threshold)

"Guess who has incinerator duty this week" said a smiling FSP Trooper Mike Pugh as he returned from a trip to the local 7-Eleven with a bag full of chips, Cheez-Whiz and pickles. "Got to have the pickles," he said with a wink.

"Cheech and Chong were arre... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Cheech and Chong were arrested again this morning over what their spokesman describe as "a minute amount of marijuana""

Al Gore III attempts to fol... (Below threshold)

Al Gore III attempts to follow in his fathers footsteps by advocating a "Greener" lifestyle.

The massive haul of pot by ... (Below threshold)
stan25 Author Profile Page:

The massive haul of pot by the cops has Clintons all in a dither. Now where can Bill get his daily did not inhale fix?

"Sarg, the damn taser misfi... (Below threshold)

"Sarg, the damn taser misfired, sorry."

"If you give it back I can rid the station of those treehugging protesters camped out front."

Wizbang's Self Answering Ca... (Below threshold)

Wizbang's Self Answering Caption Contest:

The very next headline has it:

"Whoops, There Goes Another Democratic Plant"

Admiral Ackbar says: "It... (Below threshold)

Admiral Ackbar says: "It's a trap!"

A funny thing happened on t... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

A funny thing happened on the way to the Kos Konvention.

I dont know about the rest ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

I dont know about the rest of you,but this picture is making me hungry.

Damn!! wish I would have ra... (Below threshold)

Damn!! wish I would have ran across them? thought they were bag's of trash for the adopt a highway thingy?

Sean Penn must have lost th... (Below threshold)

Sean Penn must have lost these when He passed thru on the way back from uncle Fidel's place.

Worst. Undercover. Sting. E... (Below threshold)
Steven L.:

Worst. Undercover. Sting. Ever.

"Wow. Time flies. Is it al... (Below threshold)
Steven L.:

"Wow. Time flies. Is it already re-election time for Mayor Barry?"

That one trunkfull i... (Below threshold)

That one trunkfull is worth more than the entire opening weeks take from Redacted.

Looking for younger Trooper... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Looking for younger Trooper candidates, a new image is revealed for the "Highway" Patrol.

California Highway Patrol t... (Below threshold)

California Highway Patrol try out their new urban camouflage kit.

All we did was spill a litt... (Below threshold)

All we did was spill a little Miracle Grow in the back seat, Sarge.

It's the latest Christmas g... (Below threshold)

It's the latest Christmas gift craze sweeping the nation, the Chia Car.

Note the license plate, '07... (Below threshold)

Note the license plate, '0763'...

House Bill 763 (HB 763) of the Florida House of Representatives: "Mandatory Employee Paid Sick Leave" [General Bill by Bendross-Mindingall (Co-Sponsors) Bucher; Taylor]

Creates "Florida Paid Sick Leave Act"; requires minimum level of sick leave accrual; provides accrual determination methodology; delineates guaranteed sick leave uses & reasonable determination of such leave; requires employer to provide notice of sick leave accrual & guaranteed use & employee rights to employees; provides methods for such notice; requires that AWI provide posters to aid employer; prohibits retaliatory personnel action or discrimination related to provisions of act; provides for civil penalties & other relief; provides for action by AG; provides for tolling of civil action; provides for class action suits; requires confidentiality & nondisclosure; encourages more generous leave policies; provides severability.

... Coincidence? I think not.

"And this just in. Willie ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"And this just in. Willie Nelson was arrested today for trying to steal a State Police car. Details are still forthcoming."

High-way Patrol... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

High-way Patrol

"Breaking News: Florida Hig... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"Breaking News: Florida Highway Patrol officers Cheech and Chong arrested for taking the word Highway too literally. Details at Eleven."

♫Mary Janie'... (Below threshold)

Mary Janie's got a gun
Mary Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run...

Ch-ch-ch-chia, ch-ch-ch-chi... (Below threshold)

Ch-ch-ch-chia, ch-ch-ch-chia cop car....

Whoops, There Goes Another ... (Below threshold)
Steven Foley:

Whoops, There Goes Another Democratic Plant!

"One Man's Trash Is Another... (Below threshold)

"One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Treasure."

State Troopers confiscate <... (Below threshold)

State Troopers confiscate pom poms from the Florida State "Happy Cheerleaders"!

"The Fuzz And The Buzz."</p... (Below threshold)

"The Fuzz And The Buzz."

"I Call Shotgun!"... (Below threshold)

"I Call Shotgun!"

POT'S STOP... (Below threshold)


The approximate amount of w... (Below threshold)

The approximate amount of weed you'd have to smoke to stop laughing at the promise that, "Winners will be announced Monday morning."

Jeff Spiccoli's wet dream!<... (Below threshold)

Jeff Spiccoli's wet dream!

Dude! bum Me some doobage</... (Below threshold)

Dude! bum Me some doobage

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. This weekends festivities are over, but never fear, a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.






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