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A Public Service Announcement -- And A Plea For Some Fresh Material

OK, I see it's time to review a few basic rules of life:

1) No teenager of either sex is going online looking to have sex with people significantly older.

2) No one in Nigeria really wants to give you millions of dollars.

3) There are no free-lance hitmen just waiting for average people to find them and pay them to kill someone.

I enjoy a good dumb-criminal story as much as the next person (or more), but come on, folks -- let's shake these things up a bit and come up with some new angles. These are getting boring.


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Comments (6)

Hey, how'd you hear about m... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Hey, how'd you hear about my deal with Umbattu Khalil in Nigeria? He said we were supposed to keep that secret.

...and I think you are impa... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

...and I think you are impacting the livelihood of underage Nigerian hitmen with this article. ;)

I imagine a cop who is pret... (Below threshold)

I imagine a cop who is pretending to be both a hitman and a 12-year old girl getting confused between the two roles he is playing.

Sounds like a good TV show. Maybe I can write it. I hear they're hiring.

New angles? You talking ab... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

New angles? You talking about three of the oldest moral failings: lust, greed and jealousy.

Not funny mycroft -- it is ... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Not funny mycroft -- it is like making a hijacking joke at the airport.

Of course, "there are no fr... (Below threshold)

Of course, "there are no free-lance hitmen just waiting for people to find them"

That's because they are unionized at hitmen R' US..

"The informant told Mendola that he had a "mafia connection in Massachusetts who would be willing to accept the job."

Grrr... damn.. I knew it had to be mASSachusetts fault for sure!!!






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