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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Medical marijuana is displayed in Los Angeles, August 6, 2007. Companies can fire employees who use marijuana for medical reasons even if California law allows such use because federal law prohibits it, the state's Supreme Court ruled on Thursday. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

Winners will be announced Monday morning.


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Crack Reporting

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Hillary Clinton showing how part of the universal health coverage would work.

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Kucinich foreign policy explained.

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Just add sex and rock n roll and you've got a typical weekend for Bubba...

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This is how party organizers hope to tone down the democrat debates.

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Technically brownies is not inhaling.

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Shoot, I always thought granola was just oats and stuff. No wonder California's so screwed up!

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It's just another typical breakfast over at Amy Winehouse's!

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This was apparently the secret ingredient in Microsoft Vista.

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Apparently, it's the only known treatment for Bush Derangement Syndrome...

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Thanks to the Japanese, EVERYTHING is getting smaller!

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You're fired...dude.

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Medicinal hooch.

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Symptoms taken directly from a web site for those fighting addictions:

Distortions of perceptions, thinking and reality

Difficulty in forming concepts and thoughts
Poor concentration

Mental confusion

Loss of motivation

Wide mood swings

Aggression and hostility

Depression, anxiety and paranoia

Were we talking about Marijuana or Democrats in general?

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Pull my finger.

Ricky Williams received his... (Below threshold)

Ricky Williams received his season end bonus today for another fine season.

Finally, a Medicare prescri... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Finally, a Medicare prescription drug benefit even Ron Paul can get behind.

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Ok here's a good one... uh... just a minute.. i had.. uh wha? oh yeah the captio... uh... man I could use some fritos... what did you want again?...

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Schwarzenegger at Walgreen's drive through:
"Yes sir, I'm certain this is Ms. Shrivers prescription.

This particular CVS has no ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This particular CVS has no trouble finding pharmacy techs, but a heck of a time keeping Malomars in stock.

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Take one by mouth in morning, wash it down with a beer and relax in hammock. Repeat twice daily.

Furthermore to this medicat... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Furthermore to this medication I'd like one of those naked lady roach clips and your finest red prescription bong.

California is thinking of a... (Below threshold)

California is thinking of adding medical heroin to the list to prepare for a possible Republican presidential victory.

Michael Vicks relatives pre... (Below threshold)

Michael Vicks relatives prepare for his monthly visit in prison "where are the condoms and the KY?"

A Ron Paul supporter prepar... (Below threshold)

A Ron Paul supporter prepares his "medicine" for the rest of the campaign.

The worst thing about worki... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The worst thing about working there? Your stoner friends are always asking if they can smell your finger.

So if you're fired for smok... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So if you're fired for smoking the reefer would that be considered Chronic unemployment?

Heyyyy! My prescription was... (Below threshold)

Heyyyy! My prescription was specifically for Thai stick, man. That's Red Bud. You trying to harsh my recovery?

Anti-degradation blue bottl... (Below threshold)

Anti-degradation blue bottle; a child-proof cap; prescription label with the seal of California; bio-engineered marijuana; skull bong and a Bic lighter.

The three-tiered Democratic... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The three-tiered Democratic strategy for America seems to be working: Keep them Dumb, Drugged, and Dependent.

California approves smoking... (Below threshold)

California approves smoking marijuana two weeks after it bans smoking tobacco.

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Re-hashing the issues.

Presidential hopeful Sen. B... (Below threshold)
Eric F:

Presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama (not shown) promises a pot in every chicken.

The Grass is Greener in Ore... (Below threshold)

The Grass is Greener in Oregon.

A Clinton Staffer reported ... (Below threshold)

A Clinton Staffer reported "That there was no reason to believe that this picture was taken at Senator Obama's home, and that no one is saying that he sold drugs through the pharmacy's in his home state to fiance his presidential campaign."

In other news Bill Clinton steadfastly maintains that they are not swift boating Obama. "You have understand all those statements made by the Swift boat people were true. We just make things up about Obama, after all we need to keep them negroes in their place. I mean Bush has appointed articulate and qualified blacks into positions of power. Now we got one running against my wife. I cannot lose my status as the first Black President to an actual Black man. Everything fair in love and Politics!"

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Not all of Hsu's donations were monetary.

Chuck Norris does not smoke... (Below threshold)

Chuck Norris does not smoke marijuana. The marijuana bursts itself into flames.

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kbiel Author Profile Page:

Dude, where's my job?

Take one clump daily or as ... (Below threshold)

Take one clump daily or as needed
Take with food
Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while taking this medication
Caution: May be habit-forming
If this were really for your "glaucoma" you wouldn't be able to read this fine print

The clinic pharmacy is the ... (Below threshold)

The clinic pharmacy is the most popular place to work at UC Santa Cruz

Important Safety Informatio... (Below threshold)

Important Safety Information for this Medication

MARIJUANA IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. But if you want side effects not offered from regular prescription medications, this might possibly be for you. Do not take MARIJUANA if you want to remain uptight or forgo binge eating. Do not drink alcohol in excess (to a level of intoxication) with MARIJUANA, as this may increase your chances of becoming unrecognizable to yourself, give you high or low blood pressure depending on your outlook on life, or subject you to the scrutiny of law enforcement professionals should you drive your car up onto the sidewalk and into MacDonalds in pursuit of sustenance. MARIJUANA does not protect you from arousal, sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV, or priapism, but the satisfaction received you will talk about forever. Backaches and muscle aches have been reported from waking up on strange couches in kama sutra positions thought unachievable by mortals. In many instances, users of MARIJUANA have reported a sudden increase or decrease of vision, sudden loss or decrease of hearing or in some cases magnification of the slightest sounds to the point of superhuman detection. However, be advised that should you find yourself face down on the lawn that blades of grass do not breathe or have heartbeats. Individual results may vary. In clinical trials, the MARIJUANA experience was shown to improve with continual dosing, especially improving the sense of well-being and desire to do it again and again and again and ....

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Where does federalism go when it dies?

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Yo! Are supposed to put the New York tax stamps on the bottle, or on each rock?

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Son Of The Godfather:

I thought hippies didn't like bush...

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Son Of The Godfather:

Dem bumper sticker: Puff, puff, vote

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Son Of The Godfather:

Brian DePalma's muse.

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Son Of The Godfather:

Democrats try to nip their problems in the bud.

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Democrats unveil a new political add aimed at their new constituency: ' Vote for me, get these three!'

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"Damned If You Doobie And Damned If You Don't."

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Son Of The Godfather:

My time to run was overdue, but then I got high...
I was gonna vote for impeachment too, but then I got high...
Oh my name is Dennis, and I'm your guy...
And I will never, ever win, because I got high.

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Son Of The Godfather:

There would be more captions, but a good portion of the Wizbang readership is busy with their Funions and Mountain Dew.

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Son Of The Godfather:

Quite possibly the only way to

(but don't inhale!)

"No dude, it's medical... I... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"No dude, it's medical... I have, like, problems concentrating, and I always seem to be hungry."

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Son Of The Godfather:

On the other side of the aisle: The Democratic stimulus package.

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The good shit

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Son Of The Godfather:

Democrat absentee ballot

Pharmacological Action: Thi... (Below threshold)

Pharmacological Action: This preparation is designed to correct imbalances within the unhealthy body and so enables the organism itself to overcome the disease condition. The constituents in their indicated form work accordingly.

(That's an actual medicine insert, which seem entirely appropriate.)

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Son Of The Godfather:

Spiderman was deeply in love with Mary Jane.

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retired military:

Hillary displays what she claims are Obama's crayon holders from the 2nd grade.

Should the Hildabeast win, ... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Should the Hildabeast win, welcome to 4:20PM in the Oval Office.

"Why so many stems and seed... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Why so many stems and seeds?... Effin' Haliburton!"

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Brokeback oatmeal cookies 101

Once the Good Shit b... (Below threshold)

Once the Good Shit brand medicinal marijuana from China turned out to be 90% monkey feces, HillCare collapsed as a tenable universal health care plan.

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Son Of The Godfather:

I thought the title on the article immediately below this post was the actual caption for this photo.


You can still get fired for... (Below threshold)

You can still get fired for using legalized medical marijuana? This is what happens when you leave it to potheads to try to pass "reeferendums"!

If you experience a prolong... (Below threshold)

If you experience a prolonged state of silliness and munchies after a four hour period, immediately consult your local head shop.

Hillary and Obama sit down ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary and Obama sit down to smoke the peace pipe together after they decide to run as coPresidents.

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retired military:

And here we have an artist's rendition of the Democratic presidential primaries. On the FAR left is Hillary. On the right is Obama."

"Where is John Edwards?"

"He is the 3 BIG flakes in the middle"

Barrack Obama's could not u... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Barrack Obama's could not understand why young people so enthusiatically supported his new drug plan for senior citizens.

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Mmmmmmmmm, Hollywood salad!

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Whew, thank God I got my new prescription....my Greatful Dead albums were starting to suck again!

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The Doctors at Walter Reed figure "Hell, we're already in trouble, maybe this will shut those bastads up."

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DJ Drummond:

The plan to calm down both Hillary and Barack before they take down the whole party begins its operational phase ...

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Brown Sugar..how come ya clump so good

Brown Sugar..just like a good fix should

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Charles Foster Kane actually whispered 'Redbud.'

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Pre debate preparations are underway in Wulf Spitzers dressing room.

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LiveFreeOrDie Author Profile Page:

Despite the support of Harry, Ron, and Hermione, Hagrid found it difficult to kick his Horse Apple addiction.

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"Blue is good, but green is bad."

Hillary unveils her new Uni... (Below threshold)

Hillary unveils her new Universal Health Care Plan.

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Let me get this straight, if I put this in a pipe and smoke it, liberals will start making sense?

2009: President Hillary Cli... (Below threshold)

2009: President Hillary Clinton signs the new Helping Everyone Rx Benefit Act(H.E.R.B).

2012: President Clinton takes credit for her prescription drug plan also known as HERB, for coming just in time to deal with the recent outbreaks of migraines, PMS, depression insomnia and glaucoma affecting the nation and crippling record numbers of Americans. Doctors are baffled at how these diseases have sprung out of nowhere in the last couple of years to reach pandemic proportions.

2013: Despite a record low turnout of 1% of the population voting in last year's election President Kucinich was sworn in today.

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What you see here are examples of the load that Jay Tea's Mr. Duckie dropped, upon finding out that Fred Thompson had dropped out of the Republican Primaries.

Note the shape and consistency of the spoor, as it indicates a preponderance of agitation mixed with depression, a hallmark of a "stuffy" that received sad news...

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Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth.

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Bill Clinton preps for Hillary crowd, inhaling deeply.

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Vegas Vic:

Sure i'm going to vote dude! I cant wait until "Super Wednesday!

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"Another Black Thursday In American History."

And the guy at the Medical ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

And the guy at the Medical Marijuana Dispensary asked what my symptoms are and why should I receive medical marijuana. And I said that when I wake up in the morning I get this urge to go out and get a job. He said to try this and call him in the morning if I still had the urge.

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Black-robed Benchers Buzzkill Bongers

Al Gore displays what he cl... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Al Gore displays what he claims is proof that Global warming has decimated marijuana crops and that has caused hardship among the nations drug users as the amount of drugs in a dime bag has been cut in half.

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Love.... love will keep us together.

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Black velvet and that little non smile.

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reitred military:

When asked how he could stay married to Hillary for so long Bill Clinton cited two reasons.

1. Lots of affairs
2. These bottles.

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"Court Makes Joint Decision."

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"Will That Be Cash Or Charge; Paper Or Plastic?"

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Vegas Vic:

Standard Pre-Democrat / post-democrat debate preparation / explanation situation.

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Another clever use of "plants" by the Hillary Clinton campaign.

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reitred military:

Hillary displays what she claims are payments to voters made by Obama in the South Carolina Primary.

Al Gore pontificates on hig... (Below threshold)

Al Gore pontificates on higher quality equals smaller carbon emissions, which disappear if one never exhales, like Bill Clinton.






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