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Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

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I am really, Really, REALLY... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

I am really, Really, REALLY glad I'm not the guy who has to search prisoners.

Where else would you expect... (Below threshold)

Where else would you expect to find crack?

At least it wasn't marijuan... (Below threshold)

At least it wasn't marijuana.

"MaryJane found in man's buttocks" would be kind of embarrassing.

Crack is bad. I hope they ... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Crack is bad. I hope they throw him in "the hole". ;)

Walmart called and said the... (Below threshold)

Walmart called and said there was a defect recall.

Guy's ass had a crack in it. . .

I have heard of crack heads... (Below threshold)

I have heard of crack heads and jackasses, but crackasses?


It's the newest trend: crac... (Below threshold)
JohnAnnArbor Author Profile Page:

It's the newest trend: crack suppositories! Get high after a simple trip to the bathroom!

Headline: Butthead hides cr... (Below threshold)
Jason Author Profile Page:

Headline: Butthead hides crack in butt crack.

Headline: Cracked Ass Gets ... (Below threshold)

Headline: Cracked Ass Gets Slammer.






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