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Getting Off On The Wrong Foot

My friend Candy sent me the link to this rather odd story, and we both wondered if the author will be looking for a new job soon. Either they sneaked something past their legions of editors and fact-checkers at Agence France Press, or the reporter is just as inept as their superiors:

A severed human foot has been found in Canada's westernmost Gulf Islands, marking the third such discovery in six months stumped police said Saturday, noting all three are right feet, size 12, male and shod in sneakers.

(Emphasis added)

I don't think the police are the only ones stumped here...


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Worse, the police are holdi... (Below threshold)

Worse, the police are holding back the critical information that they were all found on dark and stormy nights and that they all appear to be from the same individual....

The only clue so far: The v... (Below threshold)

The only clue so far: The victims are all named Ilene.

An article from June 14, 20... (Below threshold)
Brian Jones:

An article from June 14, 2000 by the AJC's Cynthia Tucker about the Ray Lewis case that I kept because of its opening paragraph:

In the wee hours of the morning of Jan. 31, two men lay on a Buckhead sidewalk dying of the stab wounds they had received in a street brawl outside a bar. The men, Jacinth Baker, 21, and Richard Lollar, 24, were not powerful or wealthy or well-known. In fact, they were everyday working stiffs.
<a href="http://www.rightwi... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:
William Faulkner, please ca... (Below threshold)

William Faulkner, please call home!

Obviously, the victims are ... (Below threshold)

Obviously, the victims are all right leaning members of society.

Jay Tea,Don't quit... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

Jay Tea,

Don't quit your day job!

I am a bad person - I laugh... (Below threshold)

I am a bad person - I laughed out loud!

Maybe these feet once belon... (Below threshold)

Maybe these feet once belonged to the losers of the Canadian Western Regional Hacky-Sack championships? I here betting on Hacky-Sack can get pretty intense...

"the police have ruled out ... (Below threshold)

"the police have ruled out Skip as the victim..."

This article brought back a... (Below threshold)

This article brought back all of those horrid jokes we told as kids..."What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?....Russell" and so on and so forth. That's what I get for reading Drudge every morning.

THREE severed right human f... (Below threshold)

THREE severed right human feet, all same size with sneakers...

"have yet to determine if foul play is involved" .....bwhahaha

Now my grandmother use to say the expression "walks like he has two left feet."
hmmmmmm... wonder if this is what she meant? lol
Let's just say I can't wait for the movie!!!

Actually it's scary freaky.... (Below threshold)

Actually it's scary freaky.

Now this sounds like a seru... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:

Now this sounds like a seruous murder or missing persons case

Talk about getting off on t... (Below threshold)

Talk about getting off on the wrong foot . . .






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