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WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years -- so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

Question is- What was the boyfriend doing for the last two years?


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Comments (12)

2 words:Urban.... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

2 words:



Here's a quiz - which one w... (Below threshold)

Here's a quiz - which one was more mentally ill - the girl or her boyfriend.

Hey, have YOU ever tried to... (Below threshold)

Hey, have YOU ever tried to get a woman to hurry up and get out of the bathroom?

So I sympathize, to an extent . . . dude could have moved, though . . .

Um..the sheriff's name is M... (Below threshold)

Um..the sheriff's name is Mr. Whipple. As in "don't squeeze the Charmin" Mr. Whipple?

Doesnt a girlfriend stop be... (Below threshold)

Doesnt a girlfriend stop being a girlfriend when she no longer....oh never mind.

My guess is he was peeing o... (Below threshold)

My guess is he was peeing outside.

I checked. <a href="http://... (Below threshold)

I checked. The sheriff of Ness County Kansas really is Mr. Whipple.

I new a guy who had his ex-... (Below threshold)

I new a guy who had his ex-in-his-mind-not-in-hers girlfriend sit in his company car all day (she refused to get out, so he just parked it and went into the office). But this takes the cake.

The question I have is where did she get food and toilet paper from? Someone had to be enabling this (assuming it isn't an urban legend). Because I suspect that well before the skin starts to attach itself to plumbing fixtures, not feeding her would have gotten her to get off the pot.

Say, how come they are cons... (Below threshold)

Say, how come they are considering charges against the boyfriend, and not the toilet?

It's just like when Eliot Spitzer prosecuted prostitution rings . . . they never go after the john.

Courtesy Mark Steyn.

"Authorities are considerin... (Below threshold)
hello pretty:

"Authorities are considering charges."

Why is it that the state's answer to almost every question is to charge someone?

Who knew it was illegal to sit on a toilet seat, or let someone else do so?

Of course, there is mental illness involved here, "charges" do not seem like a good solution.

"Stick to My Loo, My Dar... (Below threshold)

"Stick to My Loo, My Darlin'!"

Gives a whole new meaning to the 'Nursery Rhyme', doesn't it?

How did she eat,sleep and b... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:

How did she eat,sleep and bath like this?






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