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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was a big hit. The Spitz just screams out for captioning (and some SPF 45) in this vacation photo. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture of now former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Faith+1) - Over the loudspeaker: "Now serving Number 9! Number 9!"

2) (WildWillie) - "What's that, a prostitute in distress? Never fear, Spritzer is here,"

3) (jbw) - "Why yes, I am David Hasselhoff....Look for $4,300 dollars you call me Hasselhoff, now go pretend to drown and I'll give you mouth to mouth."

4) (John) - "Hello, my name is Eliot Spitzer, I'm unemployed and I live with my mother."

5) (john1v6) - "Not a bad way to start retirement. If he's lucky, his wife won't find out which island he's on."

6) (Porkopolis) - "Here we see Eliot Spitzer using up his Emperor's Club loyalty points before they expire."

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Faith+1's winning entry. Right up there in ratings was this one:

(fustian) - "After what happened, there's only one career still open to me...Congress."

That's all for this week. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (4)

Thanks, Kevin. You made my ... (Below threshold)

Thanks, Kevin. You made my day.

Smilin' Eliot replaces Smil... (Below threshold)

Smilin' Eliot replaces Smilin' Bob as the new spokesman for Enzyte.

"Smilin' Eliot replaces Smi... (Below threshold)

"Smilin' Eliot replaces Smilin' Bob as the new spokesman for Enzyte."

Well done, I was trying to think of that guy and product last week!

"This is the end result of ... (Below threshold)

"This is the end result of beating a red headed stepchild one time too often."

ha ha






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